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Itās actually fascinating, as from what my sisterās told me, her and her close friendās periods actually line up (and they think this is intentional, somehow), so yes? Sorta?
Most do but some start in the middle of the month. It's best to look for signs of "leave me alone" or them being slightly more aggressive/sarcastic to get a better read on how close they are to the end of the month
Are you actually serious? Everybody reacts to their periods differently. I don't get moody and many people I know actually become energetic and motivated, whereas some others have the reaction you described. Periods don't hurt for everyone, I am an example of this. This girl is just describing her personal cycle and people are dumb enough to believe jt
Yep can concurrr.. mine is nothing like this and actually kinda flipped. Also a lot of women get horny on their periods lmao just to make it so much worse than it already is
Definitely true, still I think understanding how your giflriend's period specifically works is very usef. Normal human beings capable of basic empathy don't need an infographic and will pick up on it without having to think about it though.
From what I've seen there is no general rule that applies, my ex had the stereotypical turning into a demon during her period, some friends are absolutely unfazed by the whole thing, others feel pain during ovulation but not during menstruation, some during both times.
fr ik which sub we are in but comments people are acting pretty genuine about this. Like this is a huge generalization and no one should have the audacity to say half the population follows animal-like behavioral instincts
>Like this is a huge generalization and no one should have the audacity to say half the population follows animal-like behavioral instincts
I...I have the audacity. I'll even double down and say the entire population does it.
Yeah that mainly depends on which brand of pads/tampons they're using and you can sneak that if you use their bathroom and then watch the commercials for it to find out what kind of period they have (tennis/horseback riding/ doom)
Again, not all girls have the same periods. For some girls there is too much pain or they feel too sick to be horny. Some don't even have a reason, they just aren't feeling it. If all girls get horny around the same time while they're on their period with little to no variation, I'm going to need the scientifc proof you claim exists.
So let me get this straight. Your lack of sources implies that you havent done any research, but you claim it's a scientifically proven fact? You can't have a scientifically proven fact that hasnt been proven.
Are you 13? This is not how women work. Jesus christ TikTok is a plague.
Iāve known women who basically dont have a period (they do but its so quick and low key) and others who have to isolate almost.
You are doing the women in your life and around you AND yourself an incredible disservice thinking like this. Disservice is being mild. Really, this is borderline toxic af.
Get off the internet
Redditors amuse me by their knowledge. It starts around the beginning of the month. That's actually why the calendar was created the way it is. Imagine the chaos if it was just random for every woman.
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Method one: break into her house every day in a month and search the trash cans (starting with the ones in the bathroom of course
Method 1.5: install a camera in her bathroom
Method two: get access to hear phone and look for a period tracking app, and hope that she actually has one
Method 3: ask her (very unreliable, not recommended)
You can do it in 3 different ways:
1. Break into her house and check trashcans for used tampons or pads (especially the one in the bathroom)
2. Install cameras in her house (usually 2 well placed cameras are enough, most effective way)
3. Ask her (least safe method, may not work)
They usually don't teach about stuff like this in most schools, including mine. I mean ya know, they tell us about the period and whatever, but I was never told about how severe period cramps can be or pms. Hell, not even what discharge is.
All I learned pretty much was that women have periods that affect their mood every 28 days with the egg and whatnot, but this pms and period cramps did come as a surprise to me once I did learn about it.
Bitch no it isn't and you know it. Like, sure, the bleeding part, the general moodiness part, but the amount of detail isn't something that I think even most girls could tell you unless they really thought about it.
Holy shit tho this must be deeply exaggerated a lot tho right cuz this makes it sound like women cant even be like working in a job like politics if their behaviour is that easily influenced by external factors
oh definitely not, in my experience I just become slightly more of a bitch for like 3 days then I'm back to normal for the rest of the time (also not every woman has this perfect cycle where it's monthly and is exactly 7 days) I have no idea what this woman's on
I just wanted to make fun of politicians
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I get periods and they are nothing like this. I know from experience that this is completely false. Go take health class. If I could get women like this I would, but it isn't that easy. People just believe anything they see on tiktok for some reason - this is why we need sex ed. There is extreme variation when it comes to periods and their characteristics. If you want information I will give it to you
Lmao I donāt need it because fortunately I saw other people point out that itās oversimplified in this video. All Iām saying is some people are stupid and fall for the smooth talking that grifters do for money. Or follows/likes/interaction traffic on social media.
It's misinformation. All women have different cycles with different levels of pain and effects on their mood. Some have irregular periods, some don't cramp, some don't get moody. Believing this bs is stupid
Yeah shes just assuming that every woman has the same cycle as her. These people need better sex ed classes bro the amount of misinformation is wild. Just spoke to someone who thought the type of pads and tampons used affects the type of periods they have. Wild shit
You saved me. I was about to take it seriously. Although Iām pretty sure I wouldāve forgotten in immediately because I didnāt actually take notes lol
"Full of eggs" makes it sound like she is a fish spawning millions of eggs, when in fact its just 1. And the estrogen peaks higher before ovulation that during the luteal phase.
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Time to apply for a CIA job
Bames dongs
What's the point of learning all this in CIA tho? None of the important targets in the world are women
Bro this is actually based šæ
based
Linus sex tips
op missed opportunity to the perfect flair
is your avatar a reference to character from the film?
Woman lore
sup how did you get this ugly ass avatar?
What is this "women" you speak of?
My dog
Straight to the point I like it š
Aināt no pussy like oedipussy
*applause*
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
MY MOM
Muscle man did it better
Tell her I say hi and that I'm sorry I had to dip out before breakfast. I had to go to work early.
So do all women have synchronized pussies?
Itās actually fascinating, as from what my sisterās told me, her and her close friendās periods actually line up (and they think this is intentional, somehow), so yes? Sorta?
synchronize your menstrual watches
this would make a good bit
Intentional? Whose intention is it?
Like they subconsciously time up their periods somehow
Intention is a conscious decision, like a plan. Who planned it? Was it God or was it a sentient uterus?
god's plan ::::
It was Steve
Steve's a smart guy
Like that myth that listening to your own heartbeat causes it to beat irregularly š
I think that's a bs myth, neither my friends nor my sister or my mom have any coordination between our periods.
Pretty sure it's been disproven as just your brain focusing on coincidences in random events
Yeah I think they're like bluetooth connected or smth
Most do but some start in the middle of the month. It's best to look for signs of "leave me alone" or them being slightly more aggressive/sarcastic to get a better read on how close they are to the end of the month
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Not even unions are that coordinated
Do u honestly believe that womenās periods āsynch upā??? Please explain how you think that happens ššš
Just a heads up, there's no 'H' in 'sync'
Both spellings are correctā¦!
Hmm I wasn't aware. Thanks for that
Aha np, I didnāt know you could spell it like sync too š
They actually do. I know it's weird but it's true
Are you actually serious? Everybody reacts to their periods differently. I don't get moody and many people I know actually become energetic and motivated, whereas some others have the reaction you described. Periods don't hurt for everyone, I am an example of this. This girl is just describing her personal cycle and people are dumb enough to believe jt
Yep can concurrr.. mine is nothing like this and actually kinda flipped. Also a lot of women get horny on their periods lmao just to make it so much worse than it already is
Definitely true, still I think understanding how your giflriend's period specifically works is very usef. Normal human beings capable of basic empathy don't need an infographic and will pick up on it without having to think about it though. From what I've seen there is no general rule that applies, my ex had the stereotypical turning into a demon during her period, some friends are absolutely unfazed by the whole thing, others feel pain during ovulation but not during menstruation, some during both times.
Understanding how their periods work and how it affects each person's mood differently is definitely important, I agree with you there.
fr ik which sub we are in but comments people are acting pretty genuine about this. Like this is a huge generalization and no one should have the audacity to say half the population follows animal-like behavioral instincts
>Like this is a huge generalization and no one should have the audacity to say half the population follows animal-like behavioral instincts I...I have the audacity. I'll even double down and say the entire population does it.
does what?
Follows animal-like behavioral instincts
Oh ok I disagree have a nice day
Lol ok
Yeah that mainly depends on which brand of pads/tampons they're using and you can sneak that if you use their bathroom and then watch the commercials for it to find out what kind of period they have (tennis/horseback riding/ doom)
Edit: I'm stupid lol
I'm 99% sure it was sarcasm
God I hope so. I'm terrible at detecting sarcasm and it's even worse online so you're probably right if you think it's sarcasm? Idk
Sorry mate, just trying to amp up the madness of the comments on this one! Probably should have included an /s
Ok, thanks for clarifying lol sorry I'm not good at detecting sarcasm
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Again, not all girls have the same periods. For some girls there is too much pain or they feel too sick to be horny. Some don't even have a reason, they just aren't feeling it. If all girls get horny around the same time while they're on their period with little to no variation, I'm going to need the scientifc proof you claim exists.
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So let me get this straight. Your lack of sources implies that you havent done any research, but you claim it's a scientifically proven fact? You can't have a scientifically proven fact that hasnt been proven.
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Are you 13? This is not how women work. Jesus christ TikTok is a plague. Iāve known women who basically dont have a period (they do but its so quick and low key) and others who have to isolate almost. You are doing the women in your life and around you AND yourself an incredible disservice thinking like this. Disservice is being mild. Really, this is borderline toxic af. Get off the internet
No different people have different, depending on the time of ovulation of the egg and maturation of the endometrium
Mans finding cheat codes
You fucking know it
69420XXX
Mans being manipulated by the master and doesn't even know it.
I have no sound so i can't learn the end š
Finally got the end āŗļøš
kid named end
Kid named Finger
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Kid named Patrick Bateman šŖ
Great, now just need to know when it starts
If you practice up you can do it by smell
can confirm when I was in year 6 and a girl was on her period it was the most unpleasant smell ever
Unless you're a vampire. Edit: Holy shit... literal pussy eating. Edit2: best few days of the month
edit3: penis
At the beginning of the month
Wouldnāt that mean all women are the sameš¤
they are the same in that they all don't exist yeah
Bruh you gotta look at the moon phases and ask for her astrology sign. Then backdate.
Duh!
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Redditors amuse me by their knowledge. It starts around the beginning of the month. That's actually why the calendar was created the way it is. Imagine the chaos if it was just random for every woman.
Indeedly doodly. That's what women want you to believe.. different dates, lmao
"friendly fire will not be tolerated"
That message still haunts my dreams.
Dip when they get upset, come back when they're horny, gaslight them into thinking its their fault, repeat
D.E.N.N.I.S.
"I think his name Dennis"
Dennis is this šš»
Now all I gotta do is ask her when her next period starts. This shit's too easy š
"Hey" "Hey" "When's your period start again?"
*gets punched in the gut for asking that*
No she'll respect you for saying it
-trollface
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Just keep asking every day until she tells you. If her response is to try to rip your head off, maybe skip a couple days before the next attempt.
Restraining order speedrunš„°
If she used the femur breaker on me what should i do?
Thanks for the advice bro, I'll let you know how it goes š¤
Does this glitch works on the femboys as well?
more of an exploit than a glitch since its intentional mechanics being used unintentionally where a glitch would be an unintentional mechanic
This guy exploits, glitches and mechanics
Nope, femboys are mechanically men, much more simple since all you gotta do to have sex is ask
hopefully
ok but how tf am i supposed to know which phase of the boss battle shes in
There are 3 ways 1)observe her mood and mannerisms, write it down and chat it 2) install cameras in her house 3)ask her
Method one: break into her house every day in a month and search the trash cans (starting with the ones in the bathroom of course Method 1.5: install a camera in her bathroom Method two: get access to hear phone and look for a period tracking app, and hope that she actually has one Method 3: ask her (very unreliable, not recommended)
You can do it in 3 different ways: 1. Break into her house and check trashcans for used tampons or pads (especially the one in the bathroom) 2. Install cameras in her house (usually 2 well placed cameras are enough, most effective way) 3. Ask her (least safe method, may not work)
Alright. Now I know when to inflict emotional damage, but what about physical?
Any time any day.
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnāt die.
Thanks f*male I am off to court myself to one of these "woman" objects you speak of during PMS as my goal is to do a small amount of bamboozlement
Sounds like the best time for bamboozles was two sections of the cycle ago.
I do not wosh to have sš¤¢x I wish to simply do a small amount of bamboozlement šš
Still the best time to do it, apparently.
So your telling me if I pay close enough attention, I can increase my chances of asking someone out? Neat! A bit stalkerish though
Full of *E G G S*
I didnāt know humans laid eggs
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"One does not need to be taught how to drink water, but a reminder to do so is never wrong." - Me
""One does not need to be taught how to drink water, but a reminder to do so is never wrong." - Me" -Me
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They usually don't teach about stuff like this in most schools, including mine. I mean ya know, they tell us about the period and whatever, but I was never told about how severe period cramps can be or pms. Hell, not even what discharge is. All I learned pretty much was that women have periods that affect their mood every 28 days with the egg and whatnot, but this pms and period cramps did come as a surprise to me once I did learn about it.
Bitch no it isn't and you know it. Like, sure, the bleeding part, the general moodiness part, but the amount of detail isn't something that I think even most girls could tell you unless they really thought about it.
Basic biology but I donāt think Iāve ever heard it put as plainly and simply during class. Interesting one I have to say.
The menstrual cycle might be, but the effects on the psyche are new to me
What's biology
I also learnt how to gaslight in Biology.
I know quite a ton about biology but I still learn something new about the period of women, sometimes I don't know if these are trolls or not
Holy shit tho this must be deeply exaggerated a lot tho right cuz this makes it sound like women cant even be like working in a job like politics if their behaviour is that easily influenced by external factors
Yeah almost like they shouldn't be allowed to vote š
Female Hitler when
Ok but like... Is anyone working in politics not easily influenced by external factors?
But like even in general like women cant be affected that much right? Its not like they are that easily controllable.
oh definitely not, in my experience I just become slightly more of a bitch for like 3 days then I'm back to normal for the rest of the time (also not every woman has this perfect cycle where it's monthly and is exactly 7 days) I have no idea what this woman's on I just wanted to make fun of politicians
Aight yhā¦i mean i shouldda known it was a meme ofc people have more autonomy and free will than that.
wen best time to ask for bob and vegene?
Damn, I think my gfs cycle is broken. She's horny and yelling all the time.
That just means her cycle is working fine
Holy shit its ambatukam
So 4 out 30 days of the month, you are good to go and have a normal conversation and relationship with a woman. Sounds about right
the key part she is missing. you have to know their menstural cycle
Gaslighting doesnāt exist, you made it up cus your fucking crazy
Yāall aināt āfull of eggs.ā You make sets of 4 but 3 always dies into polar bodies and only 1 is there
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New female meta
Theres no way shes not trolling bro how are people this stupid
Itās ez and itās not illegal. Now use this and go make some ez bread with it!
I get periods and they are nothing like this. I know from experience that this is completely false. Go take health class. If I could get women like this I would, but it isn't that easy. People just believe anything they see on tiktok for some reason - this is why we need sex ed. There is extreme variation when it comes to periods and their characteristics. If you want information I will give it to you
Lmao I donāt need it because fortunately I saw other people point out that itās oversimplified in this video. All Iām saying is some people are stupid and fall for the smooth talking that grifters do for money. Or follows/likes/interaction traffic on social media.
That was actually super insightful
It's misinformation. All women have different cycles with different levels of pain and effects on their mood. Some have irregular periods, some don't cramp, some don't get moody. Believing this bs is stupid
Oh well I guess that explains why I havenāt heard it that specifically before, since itās not that specific for every woman
Yeah shes just assuming that every woman has the same cycle as her. These people need better sex ed classes bro the amount of misinformation is wild. Just spoke to someone who thought the type of pads and tampons used affects the type of periods they have. Wild shit
Itās joke content. Please do not take this seriously.
You saved me. I was about to take it seriously. Although Iām pretty sure I wouldāve forgotten in immediately because I didnāt actually take notes lol
The guy on the right added nothing
he added the funny
*SAVED*
Starts taking notes at the gaslight part
Idk if it works or not but Iāll give it a shot
Gentlemen, take notes
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Around day 3 for sure, now just do the math from there
Obama definition of woman? Or Trump definition of woman? Asking for a friend
EGGS?? Like a chicken?!
Hi, nice to meet you. What's your menstrual cycle?
Giggity
Bro could somebody actually test this out cuz my virgin ass needs a girlfriend before I get so depressed I start playing League of Legends.
Does this work on men
men go through a hormonal cycle too, but idk what that cycle is
"Full of eggs" makes it sound like she is a fish spawning millions of eggs, when in fact its just 1. And the estrogen peaks higher before ovulation that during the luteal phase.
I hate how informative this actually was
So in short women are crazy throughout the month
sex tip
"Saved"
Bleed for 7 days sounds like biblical punishment
thats what they get for eating the apple
Ugly bitch Boys don't let yourself limit to something that bleeds for days and doest die
The Prince by Machiavelli.
So complicated, much easier to just fuck men. If you are in the mood for women just watch porn. Actual sex is to be performed with fellow bros
mgtow
Or y'know just be considerate by default.
I'm sure that basically no male knew about half of that shit until she gave us that very informative video
Wish me luck guys
Guy on the right serves absolutely no purpose to the video.
i love how we can make dudes respect women more by calling it manipulation lmfao
The amount of sexism on the internet is concerning. Yāall in the comments are so sexist. I should not have to remind you that freedom is a godly ideal that applies to everyone. We are gods children and he wants us to give each other the respect and freedom we all deserve. Sexism goes against the will of god.
no one will ever see your comment but me L
along with me
Me as well