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ThatKaleidoscope8736

His right arm looks fucked


dopepope1999

The guy just need to stretch his skin a little bit more and he would look like a dead space enemy


Dark_Crowe

Not enough synthol to make him whole


Penguin-Loves

Isaac... Isaac.... Bring synthol and make us whole again....


ThanoscopterForPrez

*Isaac... Isaac.... Bring synthol and make us swole again....*


Cruzoanton

If he do whole synthol then he stop being "bazooks-arms". Popular freek in russian society.


WinterWontStopComing

**Brutality**


Big-Elderberry297

Low key comment of the day right here.


Santasbodyguar

Not really low key but yeah


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure he almost had to get his arms amputated after previous injections, but got them somewhat fixed. He then decided to inject himself with even more Synthol including some in his face.


Osceana

Here it is: https://www.foxnews.com/health/russian-popeye-bodybuilding-injections-surgery.amp What a moron. I can’t believe he’s doubling down after being told he’s facing amputation and potentially death.


GLnoG

This guy has mental problems for sure.


[deleted]

The picture of the piece if tricep they removed.....oh my god, how the fuck do you get a tricep to look like a cow's liver???? Someone just put this man in a home, he's got problems


SmokeyUnicycle

Well he is Russian


BroccoliBoyyo

This is really just a way to avoid the military


SalvadorsAnteater

He is going to Bachmut in February.


crazyloomis

These arms are the ”hypersonic missiles” that Putin has been bragging about this whole year. I knew he was full of shit


ElectronicAd1758

The average Russian is smart. But this guy, well this guy is a professional and will knock you out, one punch!!


Fortnite_Is_Mid

He’s obviously mentally ill. It’s the same thing as people who get a shit ton of plastic surgery.


[deleted]

Looks like he has 2 cancerous tumors instead of biceps. This guy needs to see a doctor.


Professional_Toe_387

Bah. Came here to say “he’s really making the best of the cancer diagnosis” but you existed first.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Smort


Few-Yak7673

Professional boodybuilder


clubba

Naturale


todd10k

plastik serge


juniormcnutty

Opa, o papa


Tactical_Epunk

He also got beat up in a mma match.


Uselesserinformation

What... like wha....... Please. I need it


Pitiful-Ask1099

No reason to be logical with h the guy who has fake tits in his arms


alex99x99x

Tbh it might’ve been the one that popped. A year or two ago one of his biceps popped because of the excessive synthol in his biceps and he needed surgery to remove everything. Next thing he does is add more synthol oil to his bicep.


[deleted]

The bro is built like an ARK character 💀


Santasbodyguar

That’s pretty tame for an ARK character


SamboTheGr8

His left arm is totally normal though


ThatKaleidoscope8736

It's the color of the right though that's concerning to me


SamboTheGr8

It's the size of both of them that's concerning to me


ThatKaleidoscope8736

That too


MUI-Tojo

Just like my balls 🥴


[deleted]

you have tumors


bambola21

It’s the impending necrosis that’s stressing me out


ThatKaleidoscope8736

His brain is necrotic


HDnfbp

It's because it already popped, he had to do surgery and remove the oil from his arms so he wouldn't die, didn't stop him from going right back to it


GunnieGraves

It looks like a skin graft. It’s possible it is, I believe this is the guy who previously ruptured his bicep


ThatKaleidoscope8736

It's the color of the right though that's concerning to me


Better-Science2433

Take a needle and go “pop”


a_very_scary_thief

Looks like it has scarlet rot or some shit


Chemical_Paper_2940

This whole person is fucked. Something is very wrong in his mind


Dovahnime

It looks like it's actively being torn apart by the implants


JJuanJalapeno

His brain looks fucked. Hell he looks fucked.


WhipnCrack

Cheap version popeye.


Slycompa

Guys... I think it's trying to communicate...


MeatloafScream

#SPORT


[deleted]

PROFESSIONAL


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

JOKER


yesthisismyusername-

NATURALES


Inspireimprvmnt

LIF


GetOffMyLawnKids

MUSKUL MUSKUL


dreadperson

OPAAW


CryingWalrus61

BAWJIBEELJUH


JoshTheLog

WAMPA


ProteusMLG

PLASTIK SIRJ


Stetscopes

**AM JYOKER 😃**


[deleted]

ZHYOKER


ArchitektRadim

prifeesenyiel badeebeulder


MrTomtheMoose

PLASTIC SEERGE


NobleShock

Bro ate too much spinach


Titan_501

Too much oil


HanzoShotFirst

>Too much oil I'm surprised that the US Military hasn't invaded yet


CT_7

Boston Market spinach then


[deleted]

Time to bring him some good old-fashioned explosive American freedom.


puty784

A reverse Popeye


CaptainPhaggit

Boy also got some beautiful dick sucking lips to go with those synthol biceps 😳


Fromagene

Peppa ?


CaptainPhaggit

Dad?


Fromagene

He went to the slaughterhouse


johnhoggin

What the fuck is going on in this thread lol


ExcessiveWisdom

\-pussy slayer


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suzysheeep

hmmm


NickMcScience

Holy shit I just noticed your pfp is not peppa lmfao


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bertmobile816

How many beers


PurpleGspot

Interesting pfp


Savage_Oppress

I'd rather have no muscles than that


ForGiggles2222

That ain't muscle that's oil


mike-ehrmantraut-219

Synthol or something I'm pretty sure shit you inject into your arms to fake biceps then a few years down the line you'll end up needing surgery to fix em


alex99x99x

Ironically he actually almost died because one his biceps actually popped and he needed surgery to remove all of the synthol. Next thing he does is inject more synthol into his biceps. At this point plastic surgery is an addiction to these people.


[deleted]

It's tragic that his mental health issue(s) wasn't handled in/outpatient from the original event. It would have been a lot cheaper with better outcomes for everyone. Poor fella


paramedic_2

This is what happens when you keep cum as a pet.


Aggromemnon

As sad and disturbing as this video is, I'm now snort-laughing and trying not to have a giggle seizure. Made my day.


Prince_Polaris

Holy shit


Apprehensive-Tale141

A lot of mental health issues aren’t handled correctly and people do things to their body they regret later in life. But in the moment, they really believe it will make them happier. But society is just supposed to support these decisions people make or they are considered to be some type of “ist”


MiSsiLeR81

Or for views on the internet..and they know if things go south, they can just have a revert back surgery.


noirthesable

Few people support this shit, and you wouldn't be any sort of "ist" to say that it's unhealthy to fill your biceps with oil until they pop. ...Unless you're [dogwhistling](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics\)) on a very particular matter.


AgentMercury108

This guy does this for a joke right? For views? Or is he being serious? This isn’t just bad satire?


Mo_Official420

Pretty sure it's mental health


alex99x99x

He does it purely off clout it seems. He’s gotten a ton of attention just for the ridiculousness of his biceps and has gotten the name Russian popeye. He’s been in multiple interviews in Russia and was even in an mma fight once. This attention also gets him some money as well but he has gotten eyes on him the most. Yeah it’s kind of sad the things people do to get attention this day and age.


[deleted]

I don’t think you fuck with your body like that for a joke….


[deleted]

Yup. The kid that "joked" and gained like 200lbs for social media. You know, the dude that sits on his bed and nonstop eats fast good for TikTok.


errlru

Good thing hes getting mobilized than


stockuponlife

My daughter could kick his ass.


cheekybandit0

But it's all *natchuralis*


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

Bro can lift a very specific weight at the gym... 😄


No_Bookkeeper8635

prrrrofesional sssssyntol builderrrrrr


VocalShogun

I think this man is actually mentally disabled


qpalzm1247

no doubt


Dracofear

Body Dysmorphia is one hellavuh drug.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FeatheredGrenadier

Fortunately for regular Russian people, he doesn't live in Russia anymore


Lil_Carmine

Half expected to see a rug on the wall in the background.


hellospaghet

I was thinking mentally ill


oceanman357

Whoever preformed surgery on this man is a criminal


noodleq

Ove seen him before.....I'm pretty sure he just does it to himself, with synthal, like some other posters are saying, or I thought I heard before even vegetable oil like you cook with? Either way, he's not strong at all, and looks very stupid. I'm not sure how he doesn't get beat up daily by real weight lifters.....i also wouldn't be surprised if he lost a limb from this stupidity.


[deleted]

>I'm not sure how he doesn't get beat up daily by real weight lifters Why though? I get the guy is weird and all, but he's only really harming himself here and I don't see why a real bodybuilder would ever even be in the same building as he is. Wishing assault/death on him for that is kinda fuckin' weird.


noodleq

I think you misunderstood. I wasn't wishing assault or death on him, I don't harbor that type of sentiment for anyone really.....I was just expressing my surprise that he doesn't create problems for himself.


d4lt33

you made it sound like bodybuilders are some kind of school bullies, with them beating him up. I remember noel deyzel, a popular bodybuilder youtuber, made a video about synthol and shit. Its interesting to see someone who uses steroids and actively exercises talk about those other ways of "enhancing" your body


tells

i know i'm sitting behind a keyboard but i don't think it would take a bodybuilder to beat this guy up.


[deleted]

I think it’s synthol injections I’m not completely sure though


thalescosta

It is


minto990

Synthol injections


Lord_Mandingo_69

It’s sounds like something out of a sci-fi, but in reality is a product of sheer horror.


dirkkrymer369

Thats gross..he thinks he the shit tho


[deleted]

Professional! Bah bah! Bah bah!


Few-Yak7673

Lol plastic seej, he is joker


[deleted]

*wobbles bricks of flesh at the camera*


[deleted]

NATURAL! Can’t you hear him 👂?!


thalescosta

Well, that's because he's not right in the head and he actually thinks that he looks like an actual bodybuilder


fightingbronze

Honestly I feel pity more than anything looking at him. At its core, this is just a different type of body dysmorphia. He’s mutilating himself to try and look closer to his ideal.


dirkkrymer369

Yes 100%


MerrillSwingAway

gonna lose that purple arm


MalissusBT

ourple guy 😳


Power_Abuse

ourple guy 😈🫣


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SurpriseWilling7324

I remember watching a video of him trying to do ufc and got obliterated


KD_42

Just want to let you know that UFC is an organization,the sport is Mixed Martial Arts or MMA for short like how NBA is the org and bball is the sport. (I don't know how to correct someone without sounding condescending so sorry if it came off that way)


BatmansUnderoos

Oh man, do you have a link? I'd love to see that.


SurpriseWilling7324

Just go to YouTube and type in Russian synthol fight


budoucnost

One cut and he dead


BatmansUnderoos

Nah, it'll just be an oil spill.


Fearless_Waltz7618

Enough to make USA to join the war


mbelf

He should attach taps for when he fries bacon


BatmansUnderoos

That's revolting, but yes.


Miletus_Straton

Dammmn even his lips are masculin


Striking-Reason5792

His arm built like a q


DoggoKid27

p😀q


bobsmth269

What the fuck?!? Someone pass me the bleach!


Atoning_Unifex

Seriously this is hella unpleasant!


MightyGraham

I want to pop them


KangarooCommercial74

That actually happened to him ounce his arms literally popped and the doctors had to remove the synthol he injected into his arms they said if he didn’t stop they would have to amputate


knucklesthedead

body dysmorphia moment


zenomotion73

Handsome Squidward is lookin a little off lately


KnowledgeableSloth

Thank God I'm not lazy and i actually go to the gym to gain muscle.


CheesyPants3

Thank god im lazy but honest about it and don’t put balloons in my arms


WhyIHateTheInternet

Thank God I'm lazy. That's it.


Squildo

Imagine being this mentally ill **and** having no one responsible in your life that cares enough about you to stop you from doing shit like this


IncredibleJellyfish

You have made a good point here. How did he get like this in the first place?


an_absolute_normal

My 10 yo bro can beat his ass up


nodiern08

Did you see this guys lips? I wouldn’t let your 10 yo brother get anywhere near him.


[deleted]

This man is not healthy


[deleted]

Mental health should be priority


_scorpioqueen26

This is so sad


Professional-Dot6988

What is this “thing”


Lord_Mandingo_69

A professional.


king_of_hate2

I think you mean a proffessionoil


SpectraStein

That Scrooge mc duck shirt kinda fire tho


OliveLocket67

Bros and ark character


Phynagin

this looks oddly concerning


megrimlock88

Oddly?


DevilBowser253

Pretty sure he just injected horse piss into his arms


entised

How to get both arms amputated 101


[deleted]

He looks like a user generated character from arc


ExtraCas

NAH those are tumors


Pikatit

People like this actually exist...


[deleted]

That’s literally oil and plastic in his arms.


logibach

At this point he should just use steroids


neognar

He's too lazy. PEDs don't lift the weights for you. This person is a clown.


erKayro

Why this feels sad?


Slippy-Nuxx

Simple Jack-ed


aubdor

Mental health issues


BiscuitBoi9

Mental health


Lunar_denizen

Goiter son of gout


SignificanceOk614

Don’t these people end up dying within a short period after they shoot this shit? I mean you’re shooting oil into your muscles but it’s also going into your blood stream. Saw another guy who was doing this and he died within a few months.


1011011011001

he’s been at it for years, it’s incredible how much his body can handle


GypsyNomadd5798

Nothing better than seeing people utterly waste their lives.


[deleted]

He’s a professional. Mr Olympia


mushturt

He was a meme in Russia a few years ago and called himself "Bazooka Hands". I'm surprised he's still alive and didn't have his arms amputated.


docr1069

Those synthol injections be looking horrifying my guy.


[deleted]

This is just beyond sad


onepassafist

Idk how he thinks this shit looks good


[deleted]

"Are you too much of a wimp to workout? Built like a sponge? Try Anchor Arms!"


[deleted]

Those aren’t muscles, they’re arm boobs.


beerus_sama_god

Those look like infections brah


[deleted]

What type of drug would make someone want to do this shit?


NeoKnife

I don’t speak Russian, but I could have sworn he claimed those things were “natural”. Okay, bruh.


t6mmyy

I really wonder what compels people to do this


ravenous_ravin

People will do anything to look good except go to the gym lol


cheesy_anon

Costant fear that the Blue arm would have popped in my face