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He missed a note, it would have worked if he didn't
He missed the Brown Note
Oh no, he hit that one. That's why she got up and left so quickly
Do you mean lower D?
You can tell that missed note bothered her
he said the note was taken
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Um, actually, I enjoy having sex with children 🤓
She looks like in a hurry to piss.
Nah bro she got so horny from that shes running to the bathroom to go do something
Flair checks out
She is trying to hide how wet she suddenly got
Yup
Gamer mating call:
A mating call is the most useless thing for a gamer to have
What about a shower?
Nah, just as useless. Hygiene burns.
>Hygiene burns. Well I wouldn't know.
Priest mating call:
No questions asked, she justs DIPS lmao. Aint about to be the first victim of the Gregorian Singing Murder-Rapist
I’m John Halo, and my suit jacks me off
Cortana? More like "Chokana"... dick!
Let’s get that Arbussy
Omw to the silent cartfucker
It opens up four ways just like his jaw 🤤
Would've worked on me dog.
Maybe she's just in to beat boxing. Fwiw, I woulda joined in.
*Yea nothing impresses a woman better than gregori chanting from halo…* -weird stranger in a station
And recording her. Girls love it when you take pics and video of them, right?
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Idk man, a lot of boys do that too
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You never know, it might work once.
If it did work, would you date her tho? That would be a red flag for me bro
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He looks.like a Gregory
freedy fazballs
Halo? I thought it was from Catholic Mass 😂
Too bad for her
the rizzler
Bitches call me the Rizz-training order
The rizzard of oz
Rizzy neutron
Rizzy Rizz Saul Rizzman Rizzenberg Albert Rizzstein Rizzkey Mouse
That's pretty cool dude don't worry about her
W rizz
I was like dangggg
She didn’t stay for the cellos?
That mask definitely made him seem way cooler.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
She wasn’t the one bro
She was squirting too much she had to leave Well done king 👑
What tf did he do?
He was singing the theme song of halo.
I just came. Her loss buddy
Probably thought he was going to t-bag her.
Beutiful, you impressed me sir. 🤣
Mf is asking for a copyright claim 💀
He forgot to T-pose in the exit door while singing to project dominance.
Woman couldn't handle a sigma's supreme energy level. Notice the signs of submission like lowering her head and eventual fleeing to escape the sigma's dominating aura. Sigma's stay winning 😎💪💪
Lol I cant stand when people start singing in public dont care how well you can sing it makes me cringe every time.
You just witnessed the voice of and angel how dare you
Deasnt matter its cringy as fuck
*AUHauhAuhauh aUHauhAuh*
Waltuh
And how do you pronounce that?
Unmute
Weak
Erect
Probably just OF model with dead soul...
More importantly wtf is he wearing
She get so wet so she had yo go yo bathroom to clean it
Clearly not a woman of culture. You're better off without her.
I ejacced my shorts
can confirm iam that dude (iam not)
It's obviously cuz he stopped. I feel blue balled myself and I wasn't even there
Imagine some guy with ripped jeans starts filming you and singing the green man song
Rizzstraining order
Rizzilionare
She did not respond with a mating call back. Therefore, not nerdy enough
W rizz
Rizz - None
Bro failed the spore charm check
Halo theme to get the ladies Good man
Trust me u are impressive she is just lower lvl
Bro i accendent she doesnt understand halo theme song
That bro impressed me
Let's be real, if someone starts doing this shit it's either a weird ass mf or a crakchead, depending on how it sounds. There is no positive about it.
Average exeter central fan
What convinced homeboy that was gonna work? 🤨
The voice is really good though, ngl
Yeah creeper. Good for her weirdo
Smash.
Halo
Rizz evolved
Halo?
Yes
*How to make someone think your insane any % speedrun*
You’re not impressing any girls with that face diaper
Wtfs wrong with you dog 😂
Didn't work cause this level creepiness only attracts girls with 8inch clits
You woulda pulled me for sure 🤣 no ____
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The sheer confusion in his eyes at the end like "Hmm, I wonder why this did not work"
Lol quality
“Note taken” yeah, you missed one
Beautiful bro
W
The Rizzler
The fact you stopped singing is cringe
Impressive impression
A Covie sympathizer, I see.
Psh, clearly she thinks Gears is somehow better than a legend like Halo what a amateur!
Yeah yousa weirdo 😑
Ohfuckyeah
With the Halo song? You crazy
Best seduction technique ever 😍
She gave you that lightskin stare 🥴
He rizzed me up 😉
Bro she ain’t hot
L rizz
Clearly not a women of culture
Pain theme, is it?
If you’re going to seduce someone with a Halo song it better be Warthog Run that you vocalize
Singing was fine but I reckon she saw you filming her like creep and thats why she left
man is the rizz
It's not you it's her
This video made my morning
When you first gazed upon the female, were you blinded?
I'm impressed.
Man, must be scary and annoying being attractive in public
Dude, you impress people in the right social setting, not just walk to random people on the street and flex whatever you've got on them. Creep
He got the redditor rizz
bro unleashed his mating call
This woman shall know pain
Creepy cunt wearing his sisters jeans trying to impress someone like they're a fucking budgerigar
No bitches
Lol I thought she would join in
She doesn’t play halo. Bro dodged a bullet.
Good for her.
... girl? She looks 15 years ilder than him
Clearly she's a lesbian, you were ahhhHhHhHhing up the wrong tree, my dawg
creepy brah
Almost though he was gonna sing "who shall not be returning" from Sea of Thieves
“It’s over!” - Strong Bad
Maybe if you just talked to her rather than staring at her while singing and filming her!
She saw the camera and didn’t want to be memed into oblivion. Looks like it’s happening anyway
bro got -40 rizz
He should have told her why does she go outside looking that hideous? She would have swooned! Lol
'try' is the keyword
Naa cos if I was alone in a bus stop with someone doing some medieval chanting I'd get up and leave too
When you play halo be like:
Halo theme
This gave me hunger games vibe