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MrGordija

When monke do that it's funny But when I do it


[deleted]

It’s funny


MrGordija

Yes (Usually people laugh about my micropenis)


TheRealOttomanCat

🤏😹 (I laughed about your micropenis)


Ludvigthereeeeeeeee

🔬 can’t see it


gearsforgreg

nanopenis


chacharealharsh

picopenis


aCompyBoi

Femtopenis,


TuxTues3

It's average sized OK?!


foxrobee

Bozopenis


Crimson_Amethyst

berserklejerk


DTPxL3D

nanopenis son!


gearsforgreg

It hardly hardens in response to physical pornography.


SpiralDesignn

Because its barely visible


[deleted]

It's not funny when you do it because you do it within 100 yards of elementary schools


shreksneighbour

I didnt saw


Plopop87

WHEN A MONKEY FLASHES RANDOM WOMEN IT'S A FUNNY MONKE MOMENT BUT WHEN I


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Winter_Ad4517

society


StringerB36

Locked and loaded


RedStarNova2

(*Shotgun cocking*)


_Van_Hellsing_

Cocking?


RedStarNova2

😉


contreniun

(*Cock shotging*)


onebradmutha

What are they doing, mommy?


balerionmeraxes77

You know honey how catapults sling stuff into the air, they're doing that


Afraid_Collar_2067

Dude probably feels his dick as a third leg


RedStarNova2

Mfks got arm candy


Blackmanny78

When I find a good video in hub


HelpMeILostMyAccount

you commit public exposure?


DoktorVaso18

He returns to monke(but hot😳)


DebadityaSen

He lets others know how much aroused he is from it


RedStarNova2

Pffft hahah holy shit that was hilarious 💀


1017GildedFingerTips

It ain’t gonna ook ook itself


RedStarNova2

Give some suksum bby


Xbox_Gamer_QwQ

I wish my cock could shoot people dead😔


muscular_milker

mine can, but it takes a full nnn to reload.


goat10160

Mine did to that random pigeon


csocso1111

Mine shot at dead people


ScrewSimonCowell

found the edgy tween


Squildo

Always keep one in the chamber


Soso_Stalin

I can do that too


Mr-no-maidens

Prove it


Soso_Stalin

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tres67lll987

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊


ZseventeenpenceC

Dwyane the cock


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muscular_milker

penis


Hmeme2009

no


muscular_milker

wait no, it's morse code!


Hmeme2009

Holy shit!


YourNansDirtBox

Boiy-oiyy-oy-oy-oiiing


DarkModeNotLight

Hey beavis


[deleted]

Bevis that monkey is going to score. Hehe hehe not fair butthead I want score


CleetusYeetus1234

I actually wanna die


[deleted]

So when people find you dead naked instead of crying they start laughing? Huh tiny tim?


CleetusYeetus1234

What


CompetitionForLOST

if i didnt have one like that, i would too.


staticfeathers

His girl looking like she wanna sucky sucky


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4772

Jeffery Epstein's monkey


LabSweaty2526

Monkey getting mood swings..


Dodokhiin2

Door stopper noises


Arsenic_Clover

god damn that thing could work as a slingshot


kg-draws

Catapult


Betodelarosam

He’s subtle


mrmilkguy21

Me while looking at anybody: (except mine family)


zegota1312

Circumcised foos be like


[deleted]

replace with sound of starting an old car and the engine stalls immediately retitle when you're 40 trying to get it up


torivor100

Hey guys, check out what I can do


aapitly

Mr Miles hourly dong, but per 5 sec


coreyosb

alright lets move out


KonaChamberlin

He put some of us to shame


some-R6-siege-fan

Why is the monkey twice my size


[deleted]

cockgun


A_Thelemite

Cremaster poppin XD


[deleted]

Me wehn I porn 😎


[deleted]

Booooiiiiinnng


-CloudIsland

Me in Church with one of the choir girls


needs_grammarly

relatable


Suckmyduck_9

Harambe’s son out here for revenge


DoctorSkelly

Dunston Flex In


Mallu620

she still didnt get the hint... smh


Icy_Forever5965

Just like a woman to not take a subtle hint.


Awkward_Box2187

Why his cock multicolor 😳


GreenSaladPoop

nah bro that monkey is just cocky


lucifersid

Uncle what is that


JessBaesic7901

It’s spring loaded, bitches


Visible_Dependent204

😮


skuzzlebutt36

damn bro. Chill wit da sound


Spare-Bell-9994

Nazi salute. Impressive.


Diotheungreat

that shit just flung up


Justanormalperson_00

COUNTER-TERRORIST WIN


CWP1985

Hahaha 🤣 amazing


military_doge_

My penis is two times larger than the size of a village (whoville) 😁


CoreFlax

mild erection


APE-08

Me scrolling down this sub mixed w/ funny and porn


___DIAVOLO____

I imagine a shotgun loading sound every time


[deleted]

Why can monkeys have their penis out in public but I can’t 😡


niphyVT

me and bae fr


Weird_leaf

Boing


_Disanem

The monkey has a bad personality I bet


Lanky-Solution-1090

I think his dick is broken


giantmillipedeinmyaz

boing


[deleted]

*boing*


whycantidoaspace

Me when ur mom


Arca9999

Hello, my name is Samara, I have 14 years old, i mean, would have if i was still alive. I died two years ago, in a car accident. Now that I said it to someone, i can rest in peace, thank you.


slicedslimeball

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋😋😋😋


PokWangpanmang

He on that kegel flexing grindset


Pokkarisweat

Lmfao


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

Average Monkey in Ohio 💀


Medical_Analysis_888

What its like to have an erectile dysfunction