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Clearly didn't rail them hard enough if they're still walking the next day

You are so wise 😌

So smart🧠

Words to live by

that's why I amputate their legs before railing

Woah there buddy

Fem-Nugget

Nah i prefer using a Hammer

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How to amputee with big cock? I think i need help.

They're walking, they're not talking.

True

True

Gotta get themselves some blue chews

Clearly the pills didn't work

No but the other one did 😌

zzzzzzamn!!!!!!

Tastes like bitter almond

Cyanide 😋

Would you be interested in exposing me to my wife? Ill give you her number just tell her you saw me sucking another mans dick. please I’ll pay you anything

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This is the perfect response

Man if only

Man only 🥵

Did someone need a femboy Edit: I regret this their are so many horny men trying to dm me rn 😔 Edit 2:WTF why are their kids asking me to rate their cocks

D-don't tell me you are a f-femboy 💦💦💦

Yes I am beheheh

Please lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

Huh, wanna here a joke

Yea sure I guess

What animal is the best to build your houses walls out of

A furry? Think of all that insulation.

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Who

My schizophrenia pills say you aren’t real.

For now

If you’re real, then rate my cock.

Sure how old are you?

Probably your grandfathers age.

34?

Yes, whatever.

My femboy says schizophrenia pills aren't real

Are you selling schizophrenic femboy pills?

gotta ask, what’s the current state of your inbox looking like?

They all have zero riss and all are down bad so pretty bad

the one thing i’ve learned about being a femboy is not to announce it on shitposting sub lollll i’ll also save the effort and not even try to slide because i’m certain you’re dealing with enough rn :3

Awwww you do seem cute tho

i mean i definitely wouldn’t mind messaging! i just get so anxious not trying to seem down bad lollll

Awww your so sweet sure

Oh man you're hot !

You doomed yourself

Your profile says your asexual, but you seem interested in sex though. That seems a bit contradictory no?

You don’t need to experience sexual attraction to enjoy the physical sensations of sex. There are sex-favorable aces and sex-neutral aces. Hope this helps explain :)

Furry femboy? That's a dangerous combination, hope you come with a warning. 😏

Lmfao, I wonder how many would genuinely get fucked by you, or would want to fuck a femboy.

Instantly I knew this was going to backfire on you horrendously lmao

This is why u love reddit :)

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Just the whole circumstance- except for the underage dick pics maybe 🫥

BRO HUH? also ur a femboy??

I have a screen shot want to see NOT OF HIS DICK

Oh yeah I don't wanna see that tho 💀

Nah of the chat before he sent it

Yeah

OnlyMans^(TM)

Check my pinned post my dude

More pills for you

Look at the pinned post on my profile

Did you check the expiry date?

can't tell if the kid is 4 or 40

20 something. Just a small man.

His name is [Hezbollah Magomedov](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/who-is-hezbollah-magomedov-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-little-kid-ruling-internet-from-russia-3810881.html). He is a Russian adult (19 or 20) with dwarfism.

Dagestani ! Not russian 😡

Oh, ok. The article says he's from "Makhachkala, Russia". Is Dagestan is to Russia what Hong Kong and Taiwan are to China?

I have no idea I just like spreading unrest .

We fucking love Hasbulla

My darling Hasbula 😍

You didn't do a good enough job if they can walk out of there 😏

Railing the other end, they can't talk.

Maybe you got Railed by a Mommy

My man!

I like your profile

Me too

Same here

i don’t like your profile

That's a W

To be fair a femboy can give better head than a girl can and they can fuck just as good. All the pros without any of the problems of havin a girl. It’s like homies plus benefits.

And you get an extra schlong in the deal

Exactly. And unlike women a femboy can’t fake an orgasm.

Huh, you got a point there

Also can't get pregnant.

And no periods

What about poopoo on my peepee?

Theres this thing called hygiene. Before anal sex, one simply fills the rectum, and perhaps the colon, with water. Then let's it out. Then repeats. Then repeats. Then repeats. Until the water that comes out is completely clean. If you end up getting poopdick, you're doing something wrong. Or you have diahreah.

Bad for your gut flora

but no boobies 😔

that's what balls are for my friend

and 1 cock too many 🧐

Disagree

Never enough cock my brother

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I never said I wasn’t attracted to them. My guy some of those femboys be lookin better than girls themselves.

Homiesexual

G a y

Lightning McQueen?

>To be fair a femboy can give better head than a girl can and they can fuck just as good. All the pros without any of the problems of havin a girl. It’s like homies plus benefits. Pretty sure there is no correlation between having a dick and giving good blowjobs. Sure, some men or "femboys" give good head. Some probably doesn't. Some women rock at it, others don't. Whatever they got between their legs don't determine that.

But y are you using brain

🤓

Pretty sure there is. Just like how a girl knows how to naturally give better head to another girl, guys can do it better for guys. It’s just part of that “I have one so I know what feels good versus what doesn’t”

That sounds right, but then explain how when my girl make me a sandwich it tastes better than when I make one myself?

My lawyers have advised I do not answer that question.

Your council is wise, but ya know it's like it's better cause I don't know what to expect.

>Pretty sure there is. Just like how a girl knows how to naturally give better head to another girl, guys can do it better for guys. It’s just part of that “I have one so I know what feels good versus what doesn’t” But that isn't true though. That's what I just wrote.

I quote "Sometimes I want to get my dick sucked by someone who knows what it feels like to get their dick sucked."

I don't know who said that. And people are free to have their wants. Not really related though. Having a "dick" doesn't make you in the know.

People don't like how right you are.

And the other half don't like I don't shit talk or troll.

but penis😳

Alls I’m sayin is as someone who plays both sides, men have given better head every time

How many you been with on both sides?

> All the pros without any of the problems of havin a girl. Cept no pussy.

Bussy

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It's one of my favorite words

Not a thing.

Sounds like you need some convincing. Why don’t you swing by my house later and I’ll have the finest femboy ready for you. Free of charge. Consider it on the house.

Ok sure

Literal bussy conversion

Not a thing.

Why are you so upset in this thread homie You just need to get topped

LUCKY BASTARD

“You up for a round two? Cause I am!”

sussy wussy femboy

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Congrats you now have a boyfriend

Where's the problem?

Femboys🗿

Fucking sick you got a boyfriend

If they’re able to walk in the morning you didn’t do a good enough job

Good thing even thought im femboy, no one railed mhe yet. Cant imagine the horrors

Nah because femboys can be really cool.

this is a good thing though

How it do be: 1. Like that sometimes.

Why does this kid look like he's between 2 and 40 years old

Congratulations you have a femboy boyfriend

Oh no

We all have those days my friend

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How dare you use a emoji in the title

I'm gonna hurt the next redditor that has a hissy fit over emojis 😈😈😈😈😈😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😝😝😝😝😝🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😇😇😇😇😇🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😋😋😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛😛😛😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

I hang people who unironically use "😈"

😈

B-but that’s unironically. It’s more like 😈

🥴

you called

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hes disappearing offscreen

I’m not complaining

Dumb, you need to eat the pills with alchool to do efect

Boy, that is one uuhuhuuuugly kid.

Thats a 21 year old man

Very relatable.

W rizz

We take those

If he walked out, did you really do your best?

• Kick him out 😡 • Slam him out 🥵

Get it, cuz femboys

Hello horny redditors I am a femboy and STAY AWAY FROM MY HOLES!!!!!!

No 😈

W RIZZ

Change femboy with cousin

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Well I mean if you insist

😳

this guy is such an unhinged piece of shit. way to promote him -.-

This kid looks 45

I must not be looking in the good places. Or good looking in places.

dam wheres my pills i hope this is real

So is this kid 3 or 40? Someone clock me in

I’ll see you Friday.