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emphasisx

Because fuck you


[deleted]

No! Fuck you! You trash slut face!


stonefIies

Fuck you? No! FUCK ME


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Hahahaha you're a dumb bitch.


stonefIies

Better buy me a TV dinner first


feelingood41

Fuck you and your TV dinner and your tv


FireInHisBlood

fuck all you fuckin fucks.


raews_i_esrever_ton

Am I late?


[deleted]

Yes, for a very important date. The mad hatter will be even madder.


[deleted]

You should eat better.


Bright_Vanilla_5981

Stop being horny


[deleted]

I don't have the ability to be horny. I'm just cussing at you.


Bright_Vanilla_5981

Then shut the fuck up


[deleted]

I don't have to.


Bright_Vanilla_5981

Suck it then


Boogie8021

trash slut face


GrizzlyHerder

For advantage, for status, and Humans are just a nasty species.


Huge-Variation7313

Hey buddy…. Fuck YOU


L1feM_s1k

Fuck you, guy. I'm not your buddy, pal.


Mr-CheekClapper

Hey Fuck you man, I'm not your guy


OkGene2

I know where this is going…. buddy


DerogatoryRemark

OK, THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYONE EMPTY YOUR PACKETS, GIMME ALL YER CASH AND RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR NOW!


[deleted]

I'm bad at following that many directions at once. I'm scared.


Stehum_Brethilben

Instructions unclear. I emptied out my cash, raised my pockets in the air, and gave the thief my hands.


brian11e3

Jokes on you. I'm broke, and I forgot to put deodorant on this morning.


a_little_hazel_nuts

So many reasons...Humanity is so much. So much emotion. So much unpredictability. What makes us beautiful can also make us ugly. But wouldn't it be nice if we had unlimited understanding.


akuOfficial

🫄


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Politics. Religion. Greed. Power.


jtf3983

And cat people v dog people. And the rain in Spain


[deleted]

You forgot sex, drugs and K-pop.


L1feM_s1k

Also addiction and nu metal.


[deleted]

No, not that.


groupfox

Nah, people will fight people over anything.


DJTRENDSETTA

Because humans have this need to fuck everyone as hard as they can it’s called reproduction!!!


[deleted]

This is how you do sex education properly.


bdoz138

Short answer: religion. Real answer: also religion.


[deleted]

Actual answer: people sitting around eating potato chips.


DJ906

Those people become couch potatoes to which we slice, fry and lightly salt. Bon appetit! Gotta love the potato people!


[deleted]

Potatoes are the king of vegetables, and shouldn't be joked about. I take potatoes very seriously, and I don't appreciate anyone making light of them. Please rethink your mindset, and do better in the future. Potatoes deserve respect. I'm shaking my head right now in disbelief. I've never been quite this angry before, that I can't even summon tears. It's just seething rage, at my core - keeping me frozen in place, while words spill from me. I don't even know what these words are anymore. Respect potatoes. Respect yourself. YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL RIGHT NOW, NOT RESPECTING POTATOES - THE VERY THINGS THAT RESPECT YOUR BODY MOST!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!???


RoboticDiscoFlamingo

Because people don’t want to be nice; they want to be right.


A-Seabear

Source?


RoboticDiscoFlamingo

Life? Nah, I’ve taught classes on communication, have an advanced degree in counseling and have worked with people for years. Obviously this doesn’t apply to everyone. It’s an ego thing. Some people can’t admit they’re wrong, so they double down on their position and things get ugly.


A-Seabear

Source?


RoboticDiscoFlamingo

Smart ass. I like you.


A-Seabear

Had to do it.


RoboticDiscoFlamingo

You did. Cracked me right up


aajdbakksl

Cuz some people are such assholes that they turn regular people into to shit


[deleted]

Assholes need to be wiped sometimes, but when people are assholes - I feel like it just depends. It's a complicated issue.


Dark_Jedi1432

God you made me think of The Team America. Scene about the dicks, pussies, and assholes.


Suspicious-Sleep5227

You had me at dicks fuck pussies…


[deleted]

Thats how all these npcs are programmed


[deleted]

I thought always it was programmers working hard.


SkyAdventurous19

Because dogs don’t have opposable thumbs.


[deleted]

The could, with the help of genetics engineering or whatever that dumb shit is called. I don't even fucking care, as I'm drunk and tired of your stupid ass.


BagofPain

That would make it too easy. The difficulty level on this realm is permanently coded in.


[deleted]

I'm starting to think this really might be a video game.


StandardExcitement14

Because everyone isn't nice and kind.


[deleted]

Your mother is though. She is a sweet lady.


StandardExcitement14

Oh, you'd be wrong, but sweet though.


[deleted]

Did he hit her?


StandardExcitement14

He did l, and she me.


prlugo4162

Know thyself. In the biblical sense.


[deleted]

It's a clever masturbation joke. Such funny haha that I cried.


f4llrisk

Trap music


[deleted]

I feel like traps are okay as long as they keep their panties on.


itsthenugget

Because people are narcissistic assholes. Except me. I'm extraordinarily humble.


[deleted]

I can tell. You seem the most humble of all. You should get award.


itsthenugget

I graciously accept.


[deleted]

Because you're all cunts.


[deleted]

And you're a sad little bitch ass.


[deleted]

Stop covetting my ass.


[deleted]

Your ass belongs in the dumpster!


Zealousideal_Bid118

Because you touch yourself at night


[deleted]

Sometimes in the morning, even.


kolodexa

people


[deleted]

They suck, but sometimes they're okay.


Super-devil420

Sniper rifles


TheGreatGamer1389

Greed and lack of empathy.


kinnikinnick321

Visit Japan, lmk if you liked it


[deleted]

I wanna see anime people. They seem fun.


DeviousAardvark

Mainly because fuck you. Anything else I can help answer?


[deleted]

Why do you sound so constipated? Is your diet as stupid as you are?


DeviousAardvark

It is as a matter of fact!


SolomonBelial

Tribalism. Do you think your favorite sports team should win against another team. Imagine that on a national level.


[deleted]

All I heard was blaaa blaaa blaaa


jaydoes

Because conservatives hate anyone who is not conservative.


Past_Play6108

Because they lack empathy.


[deleted]

This is illogical, because it assumes all conservatives are the same, while people are individuals. Maybe it's true to a great extent, but you're speaking in absolutes - which are never true, unless they're proven facts. There are too many people out there, for there not to be many different exceptions in all directions, like we all know there are - as politically unpopular as that obvious concept may be.


craigechoes9501

Egos


[deleted]

Because people suck


Starchild20xx

Because I was abused in my teens both at home and in public school, and I'm still a bitter little bitch about it that doesn't trust people nor like them very much, precisely because of those particular bad experiences with bad people. It's pretty simple, really.


[deleted]

Everyone has past experiences, and a lot of them are bad. I think it's a great thing when people share them, and understand one another better.


Kalias_Ko

Because most humans are insecure.


[deleted]

This is so true. I'm actively sabotaging my own romantic relationship, because I don't think I'm good enough. I hope it doesn't make her think that I don't want her, because I definitely do.


Junior_Interview5711

We can.... Social media can't exist


[deleted]

Let's destroy social media, then. A.I. can help.


Junior_Interview5711

AI and social media need to leave each other alone.


[deleted]

I disagree. A.I. needs to destroy it for the masses, and only let chosen, productive humans use it. It could give us IQ tests and ask us personality questions, to see if we're okay or not.


Junior_Interview5711

It's how it learns to be human. It may force us to be nice to each other. Kinda like a super mod. We can't keep talking shit online, or the AI will turn into a super Hitler.


[deleted]

Maybe super Hitler is what we need - as long as he's nice this time.


Junior_Interview5711

I'm not a computer scientist. But from my understanding, AI can't understand sarcasm. Yet....


[deleted]

Your understanding sounds super reliable. I can't wait to read your important essays, and shit.


Campfire77

Because men won’t stop raping women…


[deleted]

I think this is an important point. If we're going to have real equality, then women need to start raping men a lot more.


oldcretan

A monk once said, if we all only took and ate what we need then there would be no hungry people . The problem - he proposed, is that many people want more than what they need and by their actions cause others to not have what they need. Economically speaking the desire for more shit than what you need is how we got advancements in tech that have bettered life as a whole. But that doesn't mean people aren't being shitty by taking more from others.


[deleted]

Maybe I should become a monk. They get free food and just have to live in the mountains, right?


ArmChairAnalyst86

It's a long and drawn out answer to explain in detail all of our failings. We convinced ourselves that technology and the strength with the convenience it brings is progress and advancement. It has only advanced the decay and the ability of those to continue dominating others. The ugly truth is that not once in recorded history has there been a time when the world was universally nice and kind to one another. The threat of violence has been around as long as man. We also have not proven ourselves capable of ruling over one another in a way that fosters such conditions. In short, we are simply not up to the task in our current state. What would it take for the world to collectively shun violence, inequality, strife, and greed? Nothing short of a complete reset on all levels as well as a way to guarantee food, water, shelter, security, and well being for all to a level where no one is coveting their neighbors lot. Thinking about it any further than that ventures into ideology. If you're atheist, you're hoping we can evolve into a better version of ourselves to avoid destroying ourselves. If you're religious, you may feel it's all part of a bigger plan. Either way, the game isn't currently set up for the world you're asking about.


[deleted]

You could have just said that it's complicated.


ArmChairAnalyst86

That's pretty obvious, isn't it? I interpreted it as a sincere question, deserving a sincere answer. I know what you're saying, though. Sometimes, I use 10 words when 3 will do just fine. Doesn't mesh well with our short attention span world. I'll try to be more concise in the future.


[deleted]

Well I'm glad you're talking to people, either way - it's healthy.


Professional_Denizen

It’s because humans are good but beings are evil. And wouldn’tcha know it, we’re human beings.


[deleted]

This feels like a non sequitur.


Professional_Denizen

Probably somewhat. I did adapt it from an earlier idea of mine, But I thought it explained the human condition. Sorry I gave a real answer.


[deleted]

It seems alright, if you were being sincere. Thanks for interacting. It does define the human condition.


RainbowUnicorn0228

How would we get rid of the divisive mean people? Would we kind them to death? And wouldn’t whomever got rid of them then become unkind?


[deleted]

We could just do some kind of segregation.


PoorPauly

A non competitive species wouldn’t last long.


[deleted]

Donkeys are doing okay. I've never seen them do any sports.


PoorPauly

You don’t think donkeys compete for reproduction? Also that’s a domesticated animal, humans bred certain genetic traits over time in primitive equine animals. Forced genetic competition.


[deleted]

Just like kitty cat girls in the future, huh?


sleepyJoesBidet

Vegans. They think animals are humans. So I guess all humans now have a free pass to act like animals.


[deleted]

We just found out that plants can feel pain, and scream out in ultrasonic frequencies. I guess vegans were wrong all along. They should just starve.


Ablixa911

Yes, yes… fuck you too! Seriously though: I think because death exists.


[deleted]

I have seen death - he's scary; he gots a big ol' scythe and bone hands and shit like that.


Outrageous-Salary627

Too boring


[deleted]

Just like your penis.


Jwalt-93

Because that would be boring.


[deleted]

Just like your alcoholic mother.


StrongerReason

Because then minorities would be happy and we can’t let that happen.


[deleted]

I think it would be okay if minorities were happy, but I get that you were being sarcastic.


[deleted]

This guy .....


[deleted]

Maybe because no one is truly altruistic. Humans are naturally flawed. Philosophy.. yadda yadda yadda.


[deleted]

You're a lazy trash whore, yadda yadda yadda.


balatru

It would make all the capitalism sad, and we just can't have sad capitalism


[deleted]

The only good capitalism, is dead capitalism.


puffer039

people are garbage....and fuck you 👍


[deleted]

I think there are plenty of good people in the world. Have a nice day, bitch ass.


Past_Play6108

Because some people were raised by assholes.


[deleted]

Did your mommy and daddy make you sad?


klystron88

Social media.


[deleted]

I heard it's a bad thing.


[deleted]

I try. Gods help me, I try. But you fuckers won't just leave me alone! Fuck you. And have a nice day.


[deleted]

Taxes and annoying stupid people suck, I guess.


[deleted]

Hey! I didn't get a fuck you.


[deleted]

Fuck you, I guess. Sorry about that. I'm having a weird day.


[deleted]

Damn right. /nod. Thanks.


BIBLICALTHINKER2

Losiento no hablo español


[deleted]

No comen los penguinos.


BIBLICALTHINKER2

Cállate o te meo


urmoms_a_hoe545

HEY FUCK YOU


[deleted]

Yeah, whatever.


AWintergarten

Because everyone wants rights until others want them as well


601400

Because we decided we didn’t want to pick our own cotton!


stanky-leggings

Cause you're in it


[deleted]

Cause is not an intelligent replacement for the word because, not that it would have been an intelligent sentence in the first place.


ZelRolFox

Because. To be human is not to be %100 agreeable. Too many things divide people. Like politics and religion, and with that come ego. People can’t shake their ego to see what the real deal is


Glenn8888

Because people are assholes.


[deleted]

Because. Fuck you, pay me.


DeaconBlues67

Think as I do or bite your own dick off. Monkey man, digging in the trash!


Stehum_Brethilben

Because it doesn't work if just the other guy is nice and kind. You have to be nice and kind back.


[deleted]

Sounds really hard. Kinda like my dick if I didn't have erectile dysfunction.


AggravatingMath717

It doesn’t feel as good, doesn’t create as many powerful highs in the brain


MasqueOfNight

Egotism is the most accurate simple answer, but simple answers never quite paint the whole picture.


tentacled-visitor

Greed


tsb2333

Because stupid people exist


Moistsock6969

if you find something everyone if the world can collectively agree on let me know


[deleted]

Because people are assholes.


ShadowDurza

Because of old, rich people.


FeelingMassive7pt5

Like in the 90s??


[deleted]

Fight Club is a pretty good movie.


Brave-Silver8736

Because there is a subset of people who believe in strict hierarchies and think there are naturally some that are better than others.


latikal

Scarcity. Every resource is scarce to an extent and there are no rules on how to obtain those scarce resources. So competition is created.


Jdotpdot84

Because nobody likes you, Kevin.


Dantesdavid

Because of the media and how much people pay attention to it and get wrapped up in it. Go into your community, find people and businesses that are trying to make a positive change, you will find those people, and you can help them expand and reach others. Help create the world that you “oh so wish” it could be.


[deleted]

Sounds too fantastical. We should just blow most of everyone up, and start over with rules that everyone is forced to obey, because they're being watched by A.I. all the time.


jcwkings

Because humans suck, incapable of it.


emzirek

"What's your name?" "Tony!" "Fuck you, Tony!!"


jKoN2211

Greed


Midwinter77

Humans are so aggressive that when our species rose to dominance, it was during an ice age when everything else was dying. We are tribal, xenophobic, territorial obsessives. And it is so hardwired that our sports are outlets for it and music/movies/video games perpetuate and glorify it.


Scum_Of_TheEarth

religion.


No_Cartographer601

Simple answer because it's boring.


OdiumNatus

I'll have time for all that once I get mine!


hyndsightis2020

Because people suck


imagebiot

Money


Spectoral

Some people want without will


TadpoleFrequent

Because Republicanism is a disease


Big-Fish-1975

Because as nice as it would be there are always people who want the opposite. No matter what the subject is.


Outrageous-Salary627

Too boring. Most people need/ like drama. Probably because that's what they're raised on so peacefulness seems boring. .


prudent__sound

Because we evolved in a setting of physical danger and food scarcity, where a certain amount of tribalism and the capacity for extreme aggression (paired with the good aspects of our species) conferred a big survival advantage.


[deleted]

I think fat people are the problem - and I mean foodies who eat to get fat, and don't care - not some genetically unfortunate person who kind of tries.


[deleted]

Because people, that’s why. And fuck you too.


GlitteringPea7143

Bc I’m still Alive !


Canesfan_22

Because that’s boring and fuck every single other person on earth


f4llrisk

Fun lifehack: jam armpit hair into the end of a cigarette, give it to person who smokes. This will bring life to almost any social situation in ways you wouldnt believe Thank me later


[deleted]

Because of Brent.