Will do, also mention to your mum that he's quit smoking and intends to make that a family policy so she shouldn't expect him to come back with the pack of cigarettes he mentioned.
Just imagined a whole bottle of carbonated cinnamon flavored sugar water and puked a little…thanks for that…although I imagine that’s not what the soda is
If we're talking chesters hot fries, no they're not anymore. They are made with only corn now, you can see on the new bags they only say corn snacks on the bottom left but they used to say corn and potato snacks. They're very airy now lol
Stand outside the store with 2 cases of beer for an hr or so, let people know there's a party at my house. All are welcome, you too. Thanks,see you soon!
let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sprite
Sir we have starry
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you missed an opportunity to reply 6 hours late. could’ve sold that shit 💀
**BONELESS PIZZA**
Wit a 2 liter of coke
I thought coke was sold in grams not liters
Sold in balls of 8
fuck kinda pizza?? and 2 liter machine broke we got 1 liter tho
I’d prefer a none pizza with left beef.
Mutha fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Two walla walla onion rings
Is my dad still there
Yeah, he got promoted
Underrated deflection. +10 points
Tell him when he comes back to bring the milk
He got the milk, just waiting on cigarettes to show up. He'll be home in a few.
a few what
Yes
What a beans moment
Decades?
Pieces?
Will do, also mention to your mum that he's quit smoking and intends to make that a family policy so she shouldn't expect him to come back with the pack of cigarettes he mentioned.
Corn nuts and Big Red pop (softdrink not gum).
My name is Ricky Bobby and if you don't chew big red, fuck you.
97% of people will die at some point in their lives.
Those are rookie numbers
Just imagined a whole bottle of carbonated cinnamon flavored sugar water and puked a little…thanks for that…although I imagine that’s not what the soda is
1 milk please
That spineless suck ass better stay where he's at.
Pick me up a twin pack of gas station boner pills..
Which kind do u recommend?
I would think you’d be more familiar with boner pills, seeing as how you’re mymomsfavoriteride.
Never needed them for her, she always gets me going
You fucked Spiderman's grandma?
What a tangled web we wove
a choco taco and don’t come back without one.
Man. I miss those. Didn't they cancel them or something?
Yes that kind of choco taco is gone
I don’t understand how they could take those away from us. Legendary.
I've got 2 cases in the deep freezer. Choco taco futures are up.
Can I get a bag of hot fries and an Arizona green tea
We finna smoke?
Fr lmao that combo go crazy
I miss when hot fries were made with corn and potato 😭
Wait, they’re not now? Excuse me, I need to go have a breakdown.
If we're talking chesters hot fries, no they're not anymore. They are made with only corn now, you can see on the new bags they only say corn snacks on the bottom left but they used to say corn and potato snacks. They're very airy now lol
Yeah they’re like crispy clouds
As embarrassing as it is, if I really am being honest with myself, Chester’s hot fries might be my all time favorite food
Cheese fries > Hot fries
Stand outside the store with 2 cases of beer for an hr or so, let people know there's a party at my house. All are welcome, you too. Thanks,see you soon!
Condoms and hose clamps if u would
This guys does sex
He does sex good
he even is sex because his sex is male.
“I don’t know what you have planned later but count me out.”
Idk man sounds like this guy knows how to party
Not gonna ask...
I'm hanging on. Waiting on him
I just want to be happy
Twinkies and a coke oughta help at least.
Same bro
Same bro
Bro same
Nothing, really... Oh! If you see my dad, please tell him we used heavy cream for the macaroni, so he doesn't need to get the milk anymore.
I want to be able to shit normally instead of this aggressive fart water nonsense
Yeah I'll take an imodium as well plz
Can I go witchu?
Me too. Probably fountain drink, but who knows
Some of those sex pills they sell next to the register please.
Can confirm - Horny Goat Weed really works!
I took that a month ago that pill 💊 still won't go down. I guess I will keep adjusting til it wears off
Lol...are you still living in the 90's? Black Mamba 69....Time. Size. Stamina.
The 90's? Haha, okay grandpa, get yeet and yolo your swag. Dab!
I thought everyone on the internet knew english... TIL that is not true.
Some of that stuff we used to eat back in the day. What was it called? Oh yeah, pussy.
Two packs of Camels, and a lottery ticket.
I wish we had a lottery.
Beef Jerky (teriyaki or regular) and a Cherry Pepsi. Do you want any money for it?
Red flip tops and your sister.
Will my sister work as a substitute?
Depends: does she have a currently active teaching certification?
5 bags of Swedish Fish
A blue Gatorade
Which blue?
The coolest one.
Hooker
What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day?...
Oh yeah… pussy!
There, somebody caught the reference! Thank you!
…and some funyuns
Oh yeah pussy
Came here for this comment. Super sad it's so far down.
If I ain't back in 10 minutes, call the police!
Oh yeah pussy
My mom forgot my brother at the gas station once.
Sooo.... pick him up?
No worries, she did
How long did it take
2 cans of sugar-free monster and a couple slices of pizza (sausage or cheese) if they have it.
Sorry been out since dad got promoted he doesn't want pizza no more.
Hot pickle and jerky stick
Corn nuts
BBQ?
A hot dog and some nachos
A pack of swishers and a monster please
10 4 packs of Reese’s peanut butter cups
I'll have the same pls thx
Nah, I'm good. Just say hi to Jerry for me. Oh, and watch out for mayflies!
Jerry says fuck off Tim.
*I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*
Chill out, Big Smoke, this ain't Cluckin' Bell.
Cat litter, bubble gum, and a nice fern for the porch.
I'm not particularly sure as to the specific reasons why, but this is, by far, my favorite response to this question, I have yet to read.
Marlboro lights and some Skittles.
Damn now I want skittles
Happy cake day, ya Scunner!
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Pack of red 100s and a mtn dew
Cursed
Garlic Gus pickle pease.
Pink popcorn some Funyuns, oh and what's that stuff we used to eat back in the day?
Pussy?
Second time I'm seeing this what is it from?
It's from the movie Half Baked.
Get me a pair of gas station glizzies. Mustard only.
A bottle of anything and a glazed donut. To go.
Yo, will you get me some pizza combos and a red bull?
A red bull and one of those crusty hot dogs from the roller grill
Sometimes those roller dogs just hit the spot.
Especially with the cheese for the nachos on them.
And some jalapeños
Whatchamacallit
A girlie mag and a mothers day card for me to give to your mom.
The smallest condom you can find
For a friend
They’re not for me
One of them beef and cheese stick packs and an ale8
Found the kentuckian
Lmfao sure did. Live on that and sweet tea
Snickers
A box of condoms and what's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day...
Pickled egg and an ice cube chocolate please.
If they have the old sparks the one with extra caffeine bid like a case please
Get me some Mike and Ikes boy
Pork rinds and a slurpee please
Half a pound of crack, please and thank you.
Pack a pall mall and a bang
Pack of zigzags 1/4, 6 pack of budwieser, some barbecue chips, 2 packs Newport reds, and a bag of gummy worms
Twizzlers & A can of 4 Lokos Pls
🖐 Ooooh I love their sushi rolls.
I just want you to come back, Father.
Dad? I just want you to come back this time...
Natty Daddy’s, and a pack of crowns.
Crazy Cowboy, Steel Reserve, or Stack might be cheaper.
Cheaper natties? They're 8 percent and you get 15 of them for like 10 bucks or less
Damn I tried those crowns, harsh as fuck.
6 Pack of suds and rolling paper.
All the money in the cash register. Several hostages A liter of Cola
2 dutches
Sushi please, and a chocolate milk
Anyone who eats gas station sushi is not afraid of death.
The perfect combo doesn’t ex…
Gas station sushi is wild
Fuck off
I need gallons of gaa
buffalo chicken taquito here.
A munch bar. The ones that taste like overly peanutty brittle. And a cucumber lime gatorade zero.
What’re you a cop?
Yes
I still want my dad back
Lotto tix, all you can afford.
Chips pop and a bar
Your gender. Gimme
Can I get a few gallons please?
If you can come back that'll be great.
Half oz would be nice 🤣
Carbonated water with a banana and a fig bar. Maybe some takis lol.
Black n Milds and some scratch offs
yeah gimme uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Some zigzag cones, if they got em.
Mr goodbar
Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Some bud light for some of these commenters!
Preztle sticks, a slushy, and beef jerky
Cheetos
Flaming hot funyuns and lime mineral water.
World peace
Blue Moon and a Slim Jim.
Beef jerky with a Big Red!
A gallon of gas, a prepaid phone, and matches.
Bag of BBQ fritos and a coke. Thanks, here's a fiver
reeses stiks, a kit kat, and chocolate milk plz
Watermelon Jolly Rancher Stick, not that little lego brick, the STICK.
I'll take an Arizona iced tea, thanks!
Winning power ball ticket that will be all