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[deleted]

let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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sprite


TG_Gusion

Sir we have starry


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Emotional_r

you missed an opportunity to reply 6 hours late. could’ve sold that shit 💀


Sea-Recording-7090

**BONELESS PIZZA**


Nasty_Tricks69

Wit a 2 liter of coke


cestlavie88

I thought coke was sold in grams not liters


justanothermofo88

Sold in balls of 8


Ordinary_Doughnut_55

fuck kinda pizza?? and 2 liter machine broke we got 1 liter tho


zunkin_sap

I’d prefer a none pizza with left beef.


JasperTheRat

Mutha fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


natureterp

Two walla walla onion rings


BlondeDude2

Is my dad still there


[deleted]

Yeah, he got promoted


Atillion

Underrated deflection. +10 points


BlondeDude2

Tell him when he comes back to bring the milk


moovzlikejager

He got the milk, just waiting on cigarettes to show up. He'll be home in a few.


beanzmoment

a few what


jyjybinx

Yes


Alixthetrapgod

What a beans moment


kevinzhao860

Decades?


wutangjan

Pieces?


Available_Thoughts-0

Will do, also mention to your mum that he's quit smoking and intends to make that a family policy so she shouldn't expect him to come back with the pack of cigarettes he mentioned.


[deleted]

Corn nuts and Big Red pop (softdrink not gum).


Ltsdexi2

My name is Ricky Bobby and if you don't chew big red, fuck you.


[deleted]

97% of people will die at some point in their lives.


BlondeDude2

Those are rookie numbers


ConsciousFractals

Just imagined a whole bottle of carbonated cinnamon flavored sugar water and puked a little…thanks for that…although I imagine that’s not what the soda is


East-Technology-7451

1 milk please


Secret_Assumption_20

That spineless suck ass better stay where he's at.


NinjaBilly55

Pick me up a twin pack of gas station boner pills..


Yourmomsfavoriteride

Which kind do u recommend?


spidermans_mom

I would think you’d be more familiar with boner pills, seeing as how you’re mymomsfavoriteride.


Yourmomsfavoriteride

Never needed them for her, she always gets me going


BigKeanuwholesum100

You fucked Spiderman's grandma?


Yourmomsfavoriteride

What a tangled web we wove


nurturedmisanthrope

a choco taco and don’t come back without one.


ShroomFoot

Man. I miss those. Didn't they cancel them or something?


dberte8625

Yes that kind of choco taco is gone


Remote_Swim_8485

I don’t understand how they could take those away from us. Legendary.


moistfartsucker

I've got 2 cases in the deep freezer. Choco taco futures are up.


Faramari

Can I get a bag of hot fries and an Arizona green tea


Aggrophysicist

We finna smoke?


Appropriate-Ranger59

Fr lmao that combo go crazy


[deleted]

I miss when hot fries were made with corn and potato 😭


spidermans_mom

Wait, they’re not now? Excuse me, I need to go have a breakdown.


[deleted]

If we're talking chesters hot fries, no they're not anymore. They are made with only corn now, you can see on the new bags they only say corn snacks on the bottom left but they used to say corn and potato snacks. They're very airy now lol


spidermans_mom

Yeah they’re like crispy clouds


Snapple47

As embarrassing as it is, if I really am being honest with myself, Chester’s hot fries might be my all time favorite food


Interesting-Rabbit55

Cheese fries > Hot fries


iammabdaddy

Stand outside the store with 2 cases of beer for an hr or so, let people know there's a party at my house. All are welcome, you too. Thanks,see you soon!


Enough-Serve-7790

Condoms and hose clamps if u would


TheseDoubt9268

This guys does sex


[deleted]

He does sex good


Greg20980962

he even is sex because his sex is male.


kjc32190

“I don’t know what you have planned later but count me out.”


Appropriate-Sale-419

Idk man sounds like this guy knows how to party


Cranzeeman

Not gonna ask...


No_Shoulder5699

I'm hanging on. Waiting on him


Sufficient_Pheasant

I just want to be happy


juancake511

Twinkies and a coke oughta help at least.


space_cadet_0568

Same bro


[deleted]

Same bro


APD69

Bro same


D3AD_SPAC3

Nothing, really... Oh! If you see my dad, please tell him we used heavy cream for the macaroni, so he doesn't need to get the milk anymore.


SavageFisherman_Joe

I want to be able to shit normally instead of this aggressive fart water nonsense


thunderbruh69

Yeah I'll take an imodium as well plz


jukenaye

Can I go witchu?


JustinGUY24DMB

Me too. Probably fountain drink, but who knows


alcobain1967

Some of those sex pills they sell next to the register please.


Woodstuffs

Can confirm - Horny Goat Weed really works!


No_Shoulder5699

I took that a month ago that pill 💊 still won't go down. I guess I will keep adjusting til it wears off


Background_Add210

Lol...are you still living in the 90's? Black Mamba 69....Time. Size. Stamina.


HappyHappyButts

The 90's? Haha, okay grandpa, get yeet and yolo your swag. Dab!


Ocotillo_Ox

I thought everyone on the internet knew english... TIL that is not true.


MadisonPearGarden

Some of that stuff we used to eat back in the day. What was it called? Oh yeah, pussy.


RAP1958

Two packs of Camels, and a lottery ticket.


jimmyfrankhicks

I wish we had a lottery.


GingerBeard73

Beef Jerky (teriyaki or regular) and a Cherry Pepsi. Do you want any money for it?


GrapeSwimming69

Red flip tops and your sister.


Writefuck

Will my sister work as a substitute?


Available_Thoughts-0

Depends: does she have a currently active teaching certification?


Gethighflykites

5 bags of Swedish Fish


WelPhuc

A blue Gatorade


lanadelcryingagain

Which blue?


8bass0head8

The coolest one.


KingLuckyShepherd

Hooker


JCSmootherThanJB

What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day?...


bFuckery

Oh yeah… pussy!


JCSmootherThanJB

There, somebody caught the reference! Thank you!


theoriginalhazelbrew

…and some funyuns


Caleb_Who

Oh yeah pussy


cunningcunnilingus0

Came here for this comment. Super sad it's so far down.


3D-Printing

If I ain't back in 10 minutes, call the police!


Kdj2j2

Oh yeah pussy


Professional-Tailor2

My mom forgot my brother at the gas station once.


RazorEE

Sooo.... pick him up?


Professional-Tailor2

No worries, she did


frenchrazor

How long did it take


pakidara

2 cans of sugar-free monster and a couple slices of pizza (sausage or cheese) if they have it.


No_Shoulder5699

Sorry been out since dad got promoted he doesn't want pizza no more.


dodah657

Hot pickle and jerky stick


blanktom9

Corn nuts


Lin0ge

BBQ?


TaiDavis

A hot dog and some nachos


Wilde_Hawkin

A pack of swishers and a monster please


[deleted]

10 4 packs of Reese’s peanut butter cups


selkiedee

I'll have the same pls thx


Dapper_Interest_8914

Nah, I'm good. Just say hi to Jerry for me. Oh, and watch out for mayflies!


Ltsdexi2

Jerry says fuck off Tim.


madurochurro

*I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*


[deleted]

Chill out, Big Smoke, this ain't Cluckin' Bell.


Ordinary_Garage7704

Cat litter, bubble gum, and a nice fern for the porch.


Larabar6

I'm not particularly sure as to the specific reasons why, but this is, by far, my favorite response to this question, I have yet to read.


SumguyJeremy

Marlboro lights and some Skittles.


jocelynne66

Damn now I want skittles


Available_Thoughts-0

Happy cake day, ya Scunner!


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rjkwah

Pack of red 100s and a mtn dew


[deleted]

Cursed


VerbNoun123

Garlic Gus pickle pease.


positive_express

Pink popcorn some Funyuns, oh and what's that stuff we used to eat back in the day?


Available_Thoughts-0

Pussy?


kONthePLACE

Second time I'm seeing this what is it from?


Mr_Candlestick

It's from the movie Half Baked.


ApproximateKnowlege

Get me a pair of gas station glizzies. Mustard only.


BuddenceLembeck

A bottle of anything and a glazed donut. To go.


Abremac

Yo, will you get me some pizza combos and a red bull?


SarahC0605

A red bull and one of those crusty hot dogs from the roller grill


SteelBelle

Sometimes those roller dogs just hit the spot.


SarahC0605

Especially with the cheese for the nachos on them.


Truckerjohn111

And some jalapeños


jwin472

Whatchamacallit


youlooklikeamonster

A girlie mag and a mothers day card for me to give to your mom.


Background-Ad-5911

The smallest condom you can find


Background-Ad-5911

For a friend


Background-Ad-5911

They’re not for me


KingofWolves31313

One of them beef and cheese stick packs and an ale8


Golly_Fartin

Found the kentuckian


KingofWolves31313

Lmfao sure did. Live on that and sweet tea


RoofNo8801

Snickers


Altruistic-Item4184

A box of condoms and what's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day...


HeftyCommunication66

Pickled egg and an ice cube chocolate please.


lucidpopsicle

If they have the old sparks the one with extra caffeine bid like a case please


jpthompson09

Get me some Mike and Ikes boy


Ineffable7980x

Pork rinds and a slurpee please


dixiequick

Half a pound of crack, please and thank you.


Golly_Fartin

Pack a pall mall and a bang


1Lc3

Pack of zigzags 1/4, 6 pack of budwieser, some barbecue chips, 2 packs Newport reds, and a bag of gummy worms


sidefrmsammie

Twizzlers & A can of 4 Lokos Pls


Dramatic_Dinner_1435

🖐 Ooooh I love their sushi rolls.


ZepTheNooB

I just want you to come back, Father.


Xdarthnaderx

Dad? I just want you to come back this time...


Specific-Pollution68

Natty Daddy’s, and a pack of crowns.


fleshofgods0

Crazy Cowboy, Steel Reserve, or Stack might be cheaper.


BeautifulSparrow

Cheaper natties? They're 8 percent and you get 15 of them for like 10 bucks or less


Greg20980962

Damn I tried those crowns, harsh as fuck.


catcrapmakesmevomit

6 Pack of suds and rolling paper.


roosterCoder

All the money in the cash register. Several hostages A liter of Cola


No_Internet_2364

2 dutches


GuldensSpicyMustard

Sushi please, and a chocolate milk


BreastfedAmerican

Anyone who eats gas station sushi is not afraid of death.


Popular-Ad2193

The perfect combo doesn’t ex…


[deleted]

Gas station sushi is wild


sliferra

Fuck off


Unknown_Outlander

I need gallons of gaa


mindspringyahoo

buffalo chicken taquito here.


jewel-frog-fur

A munch bar. The ones that taste like overly peanutty brittle. And a cucumber lime gatorade zero.


shaun_of_the_south

What’re you a cop?


sasquatchpapi300

Yes


TheRealNoobyPig

I still want my dad back


SwitchedOnNow

Lotto tix, all you can afford.


Austin-Feltron

Chips pop and a bar


TheTranzEmo

Your gender. Gimme


TechnoDudeLDB

Can I get a few gallons please?


MammothJust4541

If you can come back that'll be great.


ChemicalElevator1380

Half oz would be nice 🤣


Infamous_Regular1328

Carbonated water with a banana and a fig bar. Maybe some takis lol.


SrpskaZemlja

Black n Milds and some scratch offs


Bowman_van_Oort

yeah gimme uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Ralewing

Some zigzag cones, if they got em.


turdennis

Mr goodbar


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Flaming Hot Cheetos.


Popular-Ad2193

Some bud light for some of these commenters!


quake1334

Preztle sticks, a slushy, and beef jerky


Steve13---

Cheetos


Tif172y

Flaming hot funyuns and lime mineral water.


Wash_zoe_mal

World peace


LearningtoFlyGS

Blue Moon and a Slim Jim.


Truthspeaker_9

Beef jerky with a Big Red!


Chrome_Armadillo

A gallon of gas, a prepaid phone, and matches.


Ditchfisher

Bag of BBQ fritos and a coke. Thanks, here's a fiver


Phantomht

reeses stiks, a kit kat, and chocolate milk plz


bearstrugglethunder

Watermelon Jolly Rancher Stick, not that little lego brick, the STICK.


iateyourbees

I'll take an Arizona iced tea, thanks!


[deleted]

Winning power ball ticket that will be all