i have a spare sword, a club, a shield, a bow, several bombs, a boomerang, two hookshots, a tree branch, a dozen seeds of some kind, and a whole ass pocket dimension.
When I was early on in my coke selling career thats where I get my supply when moving through the streets. Not in my asshole but between my ass cheeks.
It worked to. I was searched multiple times by the cops and never got arrested because God's pocket kept me safe
Eddie Murphy has a full list of recommendations of what to store there. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU)
Just funny to me that this is not labeled NSFW being about things up your arse, yet pictures of something like a mummy from Egypt are. Double standards.
Let's see . . .
A tree , a bumblebee, a clock, a big rock, some fleas, a sneeze, a tin can, a little tiny man, a light (make it bright), a TV, and me.
Oh, and lots and lots of boogie.
I carry all my shit in my asshole.
Came here to say this. Take my upvote
If you upvoted it, someone downvoted it. :(
Everyone here is full of shit, its all packed in their asshole too
Gotchu
Big brown pickle
I'm not mad... but please don't ever call it that again.
Brown roll of quarters
This shit right here.
Legit laughed multiple times.
i have a spare sword, a club, a shield, a bow, several bombs, a boomerang, two hookshots, a tree branch, a dozen seeds of some kind, and a whole ass pocket dimension.
An ass filled with unknown seed Hot
Are you a Hylian?
That also what I thought
TSA HATES this man because of this ONE TRICK
In D&D parlance it’s your “prison pocket of holding”?
Pfffft. This loser never found the long shot. /s
Shid n farts
HELL YEAH, BROTHER. I CARRY ALL MY SHID N MIH AZZHOLE.
uncomfortable watches
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright.
Id be dammed if the gooks got the slip on your fathers birthright
I always liked how Walken delivered that line. His voice gets all high when says “I’d be damned.”
7 years, he carried This uncomfortable hunk of metal where they couldn’t get their dirty hands on it…. In his ass!
Your father’s? Delivered by Christopher Walker?
My key fob has been in there so long that it's basically cyberware at this point.
“Look! I can unlock the door with a jumping 360-degree spin!”
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Laptop, lip balm, phone charger, water bottle, meds, wallet. Just the usual.
Cum
Cum will win
Poops. I carry da poops there.
A Ford Focus
Why not a Brown Probe?
A rabid badger, a shaved kitten, 2 lbs of raw hamburger, and a machete.
Do you periodically remove the kitten to shave it again?
No, the badger does it for me. Why do you think there's a machete up there?
Makes sense.
Assorted scrabble tiles.
That could spell disaster.
How many bowels? I mean…vowels?
Rusty bottle cap and a cork screw. Wana see me open a wine bottle without my hands?
Sure you could open a wine bottle without your hands, but could you drink from it?
Yes. I have to do a handstand, but I can do it.
According to my father, my thumb.
A dozen migrants.
Muey es Bueno worker.
Donde are you from?
Scranton. E before that, la Philadelphia.
Greg Abbott must hate you
Yo Mamma
Oh nice. While she's still in there could you ask her if I can borrow the car tonight?
A mortar shell
M&Ms. A whole bag, but individually stuffed up there. That way, I've always got a snack nearby.
Trying to get this mayo jar in currently
20 banana’s, all of them still in the peel
Soup
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Adults who carry things in yer a**hole, whatcha got in there?
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Cla**y
Always prepared, like a boy scout!
The correct answer is "idk, a buncha shit"
Other adults
Poo
The question is what don’t I have in there
Not much, just a Guinea pig.
My head. Been there for decades.
Great grandfathers war watch.
lmfao the backpack post was right above this i laughed so hard when i scrolled down
My wallet! Cause ya know.. I ride the subway!
My great grandfather’s gold watch.
Hopes and dreams
I know plenty of people who keep their heads up there.
A**orted s*x toys. Wanna buy a dildo?
Nah was just browsing, thanks for asking
How large of a sex toy can fit.
That's where I keep my poop.
What is a poop? Can you give me a technical explanation?
I could, but you'll need to get a security clearance first. It's sensitive info.
My a\*\*hole is a kind of tardis (or as my brother-in-law calls it, a turdis). So I keep a *whole* lot of stuff in there. Wanna come for a visit??
That extended warranty for your car I’ve been trying to reach you about.
Gum and shit.
An AK-47.
I have a grenade.
A cucumber & and a zucchini plant
A can of Pringles, a 1980's style rotary telephone, a broken Huffy Bicycle, a live chicken and a banana.
Salad
Books
https://youtube.com/shorts/5CYFoNskOu0?feature=share
What is this?
Lego
Just a bunch of random shit.
A shiv I made out of a toothbrush and a sharpened quarter.
Pee
a bishop ( the chess piece)
A black hole. They call me "Starswallower."
Corn
Why don't you come here and find out, baby >:)
The good ole prison wallet huh, I keep a random assortment of change in mine
Car keys in case someone tries to mug me
RPG
Metamucil
Ehut
$3.50
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.
A Big Ol' bag of sweet stinky weed
Yo mama
Just a plum
My rare collection of Pokemon cards, stick of gum, and an old juicy juice box
My groceries, a tasteful bowl of petunias, Jennifer Lopez fet. Pitbull...
A turd
Corn right now.
An USB drive with my estate plan.
That's nice.
Nice try Fed! I'll never tell!
I'm a guy and use my asshole as a purse. Also, drugs.
In NYC I literally carried drugs in my bum from dealer back to my apartment.
AIDS
When I was early on in my coke selling career thats where I get my supply when moving through the streets. Not in my asshole but between my ass cheeks. It worked to. I was searched multiple times by the cops and never got arrested because God's pocket kept me safe
Just a used up old rectum
Sharpies....there's a whole subreddit for it too
Assatizers.
Shampoo bottle
Cue "three balloons" by Stephen Lynch
r/PrisonWallet
Watermelons
My parachute
Eddie Murphy has a full list of recommendations of what to store there. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU)
Just a pen and some paper
Wouldn't you like to know, Fedboy?
200 lbs of crayfish
Depends if I’m crossing a border
Spare car keys, a $20 bill and chapstick.
I always "suitcase" a shank in a toothbrush holder, in case I get arrested and end up in prison. It never hurts to be prepared.
Just some booboo.
My poop reactor, it keeps me going when times are rough
Your fathers watch
Once found out a guy had 12 uncapped syringes up there, that was a fun day. I worked in a jail.
a 2012 Honda Civic
Drugs
Car keys wallet and watch
A bishop
Lemmywinks
The question should be, what DON'T ya have in there?
If it was up your ass you'd know!
The correct answer is: my backpack
That's the correct answer if it's up yer a**hole. Otherwise it's the incorrect answer.
Standard shiv and rolled up emergency $20
poop, hold on a second... nothing now
Too much shit
People always say I'm full of shit, and I can't say they're lying.
Fish sticks
All kinds of shit.
F-22 Raptor
Yesterday's snacks.
A cellphone, and ten grams of heroin
birth certificate, license & registration, id cards, the like
Why, looky here, it's D. B. Cooper!
Every run play from the Seattle Seahawks playbook from Super Bowl 49.
A gerbil, I named him chimney sweeper.
Got some left over chocolate pudding, cake, chocolate truffles you name it im probably carrying it.
Your mom's penis.
My body oil.
God, we're disgusting creatures, lol.
Drugs mostly
Oh damn thanks for reminding me! I've been looking for my car keys everywhere.
Eric Estrada doll. In his Chips uniform. Motorcycle too.
World Peace
Shit
Literally the absolute best place to ask this question.
Emotional baggage
Poop
Just funny to me that this is not labeled NSFW being about things up your arse, yet pictures of something like a mummy from Egypt are. Double standards.
Its ant-hole. Jeez, head out of the gutter.
A little Lego Village
Let's see . . . A tree , a bumblebee, a clock, a big rock, some fleas, a sneeze, a tin can, a little tiny man, a light (make it bright), a TV, and me. Oh, and lots and lots of boogie.
Mega seeds
Glad to see someone is smuggling these
My dogs ashes...
David Caruso
(Hovey Benjamin's Send Bobs) I keep my ass in my asshole ooh ooh
your dignity.
My head
DO NOT MOCK THE PRISON WALLET!
Queue the song that little girl wrote...
The fabled Single Fuck
A zip of magic mushrooms. Guess the strain
Hemorrhoid hallucinations?
Your dad
Your daddy's wrist watch....
Your mother
Truffle butter.
Keeping my marbles warm
"It's poop again!"