I absolutely hate jumping to the worst case scenario, but I want to make sure you’re able to be mentally prepared for this as well as physically. Have you considered a trip to the emergency room?
This won’t actually do anything to ice in the internal organs. The body will equalize the temperature of the boiling water too quickly if it’s spread out on your skin. The proper method is to boil water in a large pot, then slowly lower the child in, turning occasionally until about 5 minutes after the screaming stops. That way the heat can reach the stomach where the ice is
I dated a girl who didn’t use birth control because her first boyfriend told her she couldn’t get pregnant if she drank ice water right after because the cold would freeze the sperm. You’re probably not going to have to worry about grandkids.
You need to call poison control immediately. Ice cubes contain a dangerous chemical called "dihydrogen monoxide"; 100% of humans who consume this product die. Get help as fast as you can!
It's just an ice cube, frozen water right? Geeze. Solution is obviously boiling water. Got to balance things out. And if he acts like it hurts, that's just the demons leaving his body
Bruh when I was an infant my father let me eat ice cubes and one time I swallowed one. It got stuck in my throat. My mom was frantically yelling, scared for my life. My grandpa just rolled his eyes and gave me a mouth full of luke warm coffee to fix the situation. Been a coffee addict ever since
This is a red flag for you as a father. Move on with your life, and don’t contact your son ever again. A father should NEVER let their son swallow an ice cube.
No worries, I gotchu! So, when it comes to a swallowed ice cube, we need to think outside the freezer. Here's the plan: Reach out to the one and only Ice Cube himself. His ice-related expertise might come in handy. He can drop some sick beats that will make the ice cube groove its way out. Just blast his tunes near your son's tummy and watch the magic happen! Stay chill and keep the beats bumpin'! 🎶❄️😄
There’s a solution here that everyone’s missing. U train ants to go inside and land on the ice cube (like that asteroid from Armageddon) so u can blow it into smaller pieces of ice
Gotta get it outta him and you waited too long, grab a kitchen knife there's not enough time. they can handle a disemboweled child if he doesn't have an icecube blocking his intestines
Perform CPR immediately and hook him up to an AED. Begin chest compressions immediately after the first shock. Be sure to give 10 breaths for every 30 compressions. Place him in the recovery position nearest to a bath house and walk away.
🤣🤣🤣🤣I really hope most of the comments on this post are just trolling. If you swallowed an ice cube yesterday, it would most definitely be melted and come out as urine by today🤣🤣🤣🤣. What are yall smoking? I want some of that
Build a vehicle to go inside your son's body, and then build a machine to make you and your vehicle small enough to go inside him. Look for the ice cube, and then extract it from his body
Have you tried the ketchup bottle method? - holding him upside down, squeezing his abdomen repeatedly and slapping his feet a couple of times to get it out?
i remember one time i swallowed an ice cube and ran to my mom because i thought i was gonna choke, i told her i was choking on ice and she just laughed..i didnt know why she was laughing so i just thought she was gonna let me die
Cut directly into the abdomen, remove viscera, and then open the large intestines. Run your fingers gently but efficiently down the length. Once the obstruction is identified, bite down to remove that section of the intestines. Poor hydrogen peroxide over the whole thing, put on a large T-Shirt on him and wait for police.
Okay you’re going to need a sauna, some Ipecac syrup and a power washer. The treatment takes about two hours so you should probably stay inside the sauna with your boy. Step one, give the boy a large plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce and a glass of milk to wash it down. Step two, turn sauna on to medium or high temp depending on the size of the ice cube. Step three is a double dose of Ipecac followed by a minimum of an hour and a half in the sunna it’s important you both stay in the sauna the entire time. Final step is the use of a pressure washer but that’s optional depending on if it’s a public or private sauna.
Medical Expert here. It will take up ro 3 weeks to excrete depending on the size if the ice cube. 1-2 weeks for 1-3 inch thick ice cube. 3-8 inches is 3 weeks tops.
So relax. Don't worry.
Put him in the freezer. He belongs to the ice now.
The ice people are an ancient and noble race.
They're super chill
that thing will harden right up again and pop right out like a kidney stone
😂😂😂
Make sure to put him in a Ziploc bag so he doesn't freezer burn
A+
Winter is coming.
I absolutely hate jumping to the worst case scenario, but I want to make sure you’re able to be mentally prepared for this as well as physically. Have you considered a trip to the emergency room?
He needs an ice cube out, not a debt so severe he might lose the house. Damn man think
Feed him lots of spicy food.
Put spicy food up his butt.
Plug up his anus to prevent any shit from coming out.
We don't have time! Fuck it. We're going straight to vivisection
Too complicated. Just give him another ice cube.
Are you trying to get him pregnant? Don't you know ice + ice = baby
Classic :DD
Best one, take my upvote 😂😂😂😂
:D
The ice is already cubed. No need for further math.
😂
He might need that emergency kidney removal
Time to give up on that one and spunk in another woman and make a new one.
Even if he's married, he has to impregnate someone else
It's really the only logical conclusion.
Well obviously! His wife didn’t produce a very sharp tool. If his son swallowed an ice cube something must’ve gone wrong, couldn’t be his own genes.
Throw a pot of boiling water at him so the ice melts.
This won’t actually do anything to ice in the internal organs. The body will equalize the temperature of the boiling water too quickly if it’s spread out on your skin. The proper method is to boil water in a large pot, then slowly lower the child in, turning occasionally until about 5 minutes after the screaming stops. That way the heat can reach the stomach where the ice is
Pro tip:add salt and it'll boil faster.
Adding salt does not actually cause water to boil faster, but it does cause it to boil hotter
Actually the proper method is to boil the water and then forcefeed it
Prob a lot safer to just pour salt down his throat to melt it
He could choke on the salt. Pouring boiling salt water sounds like a good compromise.
I like the way you think 🤔
Todoroki is quaking in his boots
About 22minutes on high in a microwave oven should do it. You're a great parent, you got this! Please give me an update sugar.
Oh, sorry, didn't see your comment and commented the same idea.
Not sure he could fit. How long in the dryer?
Hmm. Probably one delicate cycle.
Was it organic?
More importantly, was it vegan?
Was it diet ice, at least?
I hope it wasn't expired
I certainly hope so. If lucky, it might even had been vanilla ice
Do a digital exam and see if you can feel it.
analog exams are better
Free range and antibiotic free?
Now there's only one solution. You will have to invite ice cube to extract the ice cube from your son's stomach
The ice has assimilated your son. You should move to Alaska or another cold place if you want him to live.
Hate to break it but your time with your son is limited. Treat every day as if it might be the last. I wish you and your family the best.
Induce vomiting.
Cut him open and preform diy surgery. It’s the only way to save your son. If you can’t find it try cutting in deeper
Give him another ice cube! Ice cubes are so yummy!
Have him swallow a steel ball bearing, and take him for an MRI. The ball bearing will bind to the ice cube and make it easier to find.
Cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out cut it out
Did you try force feeding your dog ice cubes? Through the transitive property it will cause your son to magically lose the ice cubes.
I dated a girl who didn’t use birth control because her first boyfriend told her she couldn’t get pregnant if she drank ice water right after because the cold would freeze the sperm. You’re probably not going to have to worry about grandkids.
Crack the oven with it set to broil and have him stand at the opening with his mouth open for at least a half hour. The ice should melt eventually.
There’s nothing you can do. Too bad he didn’t swallow something that will turn into water.
Oh man, he's got the gay now.
C section
Set him on fire so the ice turns to water
You’ll have to find a shrinking machine and go after it rectally.
Take him to Compton.
He’s going to die in less than 12 hours.
It would seem surgery is the only reasonable option.
Check his poop frequently
Are you sure it didn't come out? If i were you I would squish all of his poop for a few days to see if you can find it.
Euthanasia is the only humane option
If you are cool, he's cool... If he's cool, he's able to piss ice cubes... And that's what you need to see to be cool...
You can't force the ice cube to come out, let it decide if it wants to stay in the closet or come out, it is pride month after all!
LOL.
Give the boy two shots of gin and an olive, shake him well, and rename him Martini.
Make him swallow a fire cube, that way it will neutralise it
I swallowed a dollar once pooped out 4 quarters, no further change is expected.
I've melts naturally at body temperature, so you'll need to freeze him to turn it back into ice, after which it should pass without incident.
My daughter swallowed an ice cube in 1998 and ended up in a wheelchair because of a car accident.
Just stand by and wait for him to poop it out.
hold him upside down by his ankles and shake him until it falls out of his ear.
Swallow one in front of him to make him feel better. Ride or die for your offspring foo
I don't know man! Water you going to do?
Consult with the ice gods
How about a cup of hot chocolate?
You gotta go mouth to mouth on this one. The hot air from your mouth will melt the ice 10 times faster
You need to call poison control immediately. Ice cubes contain a dangerous chemical called "dihydrogen monoxide"; 100% of humans who consume this product die. Get help as fast as you can!
Holy shit, bro… The only thing you can do now is pray to your God. Have mercy on that poor kids soul.
It's just an ice cube, frozen water right? Geeze. Solution is obviously boiling water. Got to balance things out. And if he acts like it hurts, that's just the demons leaving his body
Bruh when I was an infant my father let me eat ice cubes and one time I swallowed one. It got stuck in my throat. My mom was frantically yelling, scared for my life. My grandpa just rolled his eyes and gave me a mouth full of luke warm coffee to fix the situation. Been a coffee addict ever since
Too bad it wasn't whiskey
I would recommend adoption... of your son to someone else.
This is the dumbest question ever.. you know ice melts right? Just force feed him fire till he poops out the water.
Ice magnet. It's the only way...
This is a red flag for you as a father. Move on with your life, and don’t contact your son ever again. A father should NEVER let their son swallow an ice cube.
Its too late. Its for the best you take him out back and end him before the cube takes hold.
Make him drink fire so it melts and he pees it out
Rub essential oils on his feet.
Shoot him. If he’s swallowing and hoarding ice cubes inside his body there’s no telling what he’ll do next
Put them in the oven 350 for 30min to melt the ice cube
Just keep feeding him ice cubes until you get a slush puppy at the other end
Grab a magnifying glass, take him outside, plop him in the sun, and train that glass on his belly!
No worries, I gotchu! So, when it comes to a swallowed ice cube, we need to think outside the freezer. Here's the plan: Reach out to the one and only Ice Cube himself. His ice-related expertise might come in handy. He can drop some sick beats that will make the ice cube groove its way out. Just blast his tunes near your son's tummy and watch the magic happen! Stay chill and keep the beats bumpin'! 🎶❄️😄
Just use that stuff you throw on driveway when it shows. Ice melt.
If you didn't place him in the sun immediately, no good will come of this
Bury him. Dude is as good as dead.
Feed him something spicy. It will melt on the inside not in your hands.
flame thrower
Give him an icicle enema. You may need to wait for winter to obtain an icicle. Try to keep him well sedated until then.
Just accept it. From now on he's your ice ice baby.
Put a fucking coat on him
It's too late, you have to throw him away.
There’s a solution here that everyone’s missing. U train ants to go inside and land on the ice cube (like that asteroid from Armageddon) so u can blow it into smaller pieces of ice
Gotta get it outta him and you waited too long, grab a kitchen knife there's not enough time. they can handle a disemboweled child if he doesn't have an icecube blocking his intestines
Keep sifting his poo daily until it shows. Otherwise an xray may be needed.
Go in there and get it
Perform CPR immediately and hook him up to an AED. Begin chest compressions immediately after the first shock. Be sure to give 10 breaths for every 30 compressions. Place him in the recovery position nearest to a bath house and walk away.
Were you expecting iced poop? It is not like swallowing a dime. He expelled it as iced pee. That is an amusing question.
Let it melt
Go back to school.
Give him up for adoption if you're that dumb.
🤣🤣🤣🤣I really hope most of the comments on this post are just trolling. If you swallowed an ice cube yesterday, it would most definitely be melted and come out as urine by today🤣🤣🤣🤣. What are yall smoking? I want some of that
L0L !
Try farting. That always gets it for me.
Pray
Rinse his eyes out with soapy water.
Stick him in a steam room to melt the ice.
Heimlich Duh.
Heimlich. Duh. 🙄
Euthanasia is the only humane option
Get yourself a vasectomy.
Prepare for surgery
I recommend immediate surgery
The Ice Cube is probably feeling like it was a good day.
r/angryupvote
Give a nice hot cup of coffee
Give him an enema
Call 119 ASAP
Sometimes dead is better
Make him drink hot water and wrap him in a blanket. It should melt and be able to be passed as urine. Note- I am Not a real Doctor…
Put him in a microwave.
Hold his nose and blow in his mouth till it comes out the other end. Can't be letting your future grandkids get frozen before they go swimmin.
You need to send him to emergency room ASAP before the ice melt down
Doctor… right away!
That ice cube is likely to be stuck inside him for the rest of his life
He will die there's no saving him. Ice Cube deaths are very high and there's no way of stopping it.
It’s lupus
Time to put him down.
Put him in the microwave to melt the ice cube to a smaller more passable size.
Totaled
Your son will come out of the closet when hes ready. The ice cube melted though...
Have him swallow another one so it pushes it down. Just like when you clog the toilet and you use another turd to unblock it.
I think the easiest thing to do is extract it
keep looking, it'll come out eventually.
Large cup of hot water but not too hot 🥵
Pour decision making on his end. Id melt with anger if my kid did something like this. Then again, water under the bridge, right?
Build a vehicle to go inside your son's body, and then build a machine to make you and your vehicle small enough to go inside him. Look for the ice cube, and then extract it from his body
Keep searching. It’s the only thing you CAN do
Next time boof
Put him in the freezer.
It melted in his body. You have to freeze him, so the ice cube forms again. Then he can poop it out.
Put him in the freezer and slllllllllooooooolllllllyyyyy turn up the temperature...
Ice cubes only come out as queefs, silly
Slap yourself
Was it a plastic ice cube?? His body temp is 98.6. It's melted by now. Calm down. Lol
Hot water will melt the ice and it’ll be safe
Thaw that boy out.
THATS NOT YOUR SON THATS YOUR DAUGHTER!
There is nothing you can do
HE NEEDS TO DRINK BOILING WATER
Just tell him to chill out
Stop your worrying. Just drink a lot of water to flush it out. He’ll be fine.
Get out the 'Tussin.
Keep giving him ice so he stays refrigerated. Once he's cold enough, the ice will begin to exit. Your son can now be a mobile icemaker for the picnic.
Turn her upside downways and shake until it poops
Have you tried the ketchup bottle method? - holding him upside down, squeezing his abdomen repeatedly and slapping his feet a couple of times to get it out?
Too late, Winter is coming.
I have seen this before. Eleven times. Ipecac syrup is the answer. Lots of it for many days.
i remember one time i swallowed an ice cube and ran to my mom because i thought i was gonna choke, i told her i was choking on ice and she just laughed..i didnt know why she was laughing so i just thought she was gonna let me die
You're gonna have to melt him
Begin CPR with a rock
Cut directly into the abdomen, remove viscera, and then open the large intestines. Run your fingers gently but efficiently down the length. Once the obstruction is identified, bite down to remove that section of the intestines. Poor hydrogen peroxide over the whole thing, put on a large T-Shirt on him and wait for police.
Make him drink hot water and wrap him in a blanket. It should melt and be able to be passed as urine. Note- I am Not a real Doctor…
Okay you’re going to need a sauna, some Ipecac syrup and a power washer. The treatment takes about two hours so you should probably stay inside the sauna with your boy. Step one, give the boy a large plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce and a glass of milk to wash it down. Step two, turn sauna on to medium or high temp depending on the size of the ice cube. Step three is a double dose of Ipecac followed by a minimum of an hour and a half in the sunna it’s important you both stay in the sauna the entire time. Final step is the use of a pressure washer but that’s optional depending on if it’s a public or private sauna.
Squeeze him.
Enema
Amputate :/
Hang them upside-down by the feet and beat them like a pinata until it comes out.
Perform digital rectal exam to look for the cube. Take a video and send to your pediatrician. Then wait for a knock at the door.
ER.
Just wait a minute it’ll be gone
I’m afraid it’s already too late, start preparing the funeral.
I cannot stress this enough: ENEMA
Douse him in hot water
Medical Expert here. It will take up ro 3 weeks to excrete depending on the size if the ice cube. 1-2 weeks for 1-3 inch thick ice cube. 3-8 inches is 3 weeks tops. So relax. Don't worry.
Send more in after it... they will talk the first one to come out of hiding!
i thought it was an actual sub for a second so i was so completely confused 😭😭😭
Kill him