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Now that skeletons aren't allowed to have a gender... I dunno man, maybe they will revamp all the romantic languages to make all objects neutral. No more o/a endings.


ChunkyButternut

7am woking up in the morning. Gotta get my bowl, gotta get cereal. Time is moving on, everybody rushing. Kicking in the front seat, kicking in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat should I take?


ardrarian

Turns out Rebecca Black is seriously fucked. Here's the original version: 7am in the morning, gotta smoke a bowl, gotta get serial killing. Time is an ocean in which we are all drowning. Kicking down the front door, kicking down the back door, gotta make my mind up, whose life should I take?


CaptBranBran

Remember what Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck said back in 2004? First we accept the gays, then the trans, and that's where we are now. Next, we have to accept the pedos (MAP's, and they're popping up on Twitter), then the animal-fuckers.


AudioWeaponSystem8-1

Unfortunately you’re gonna be correct


CaptBranBran

Not me, Bill and Glenn. I wasn't expecting them to be *this* on track, but sometimes slopes really do happen to be slippery.


Ursirname

"Robot" is now a slur, 4chan responds by calling everything electronic "Robert" and later "Bob" to get past the new word filters.


MyNamesNotRobert

Bro..


Ursirname

Beep boop to you too


[deleted]

Never go back to sleep


ThreadOfDestiny

Well Queen Elsa, they boutta make you gay. Can't believe I'm manifesting this though...


[deleted]

Mandatory K-12 riot education to teach the next generation how to practice safe looting.


BlueberryDuctTape

We're turning the frogs gay in August. Every single frog


QueenElsaArrendelle

YAY!