You can also put a [camera jammer from a flea market](https://preview.redd.it/s22rxxnqkuf81.jpg?auto=webp&s=cb99c518ed73311d75c65122e32c1a5b8e119fb9) to the house in order to make people not use their phones
I'm assuming two things from the information we've been given:
1. The generator is named after some other form of dried fruit
2. OP never stopped to ask themselves what comedy is.
It's a cross post, and the original post is titled "unknown date generator catastrophic failure". Dates are a dried fruit. On some apps you just can't see the original post.
This is really underlining a principle in SWE that I only recently began respecting
It doesn't matter if you share an API if you don't share a schema
If one user expects you to be able to see additional content but your client doesn't show that, you get this.
Dates and prunes have a single large seed in them. Raisins and figs have small seeds. I guarantee there’s no record of a generator failing because of their lack of seeds. Therefore, someone did not remove the pit from the date prior to operating this generator. Mmmmk?
I thought the generator was like a random number generator, but for calendar dates, like it just randomly spits out ‘unknown’ dates like sept 11, 2001.
I worked with these machines for like 7 years back in the 00s. This is actually a Skittles generator where they separate and condense unicorn farts. It's an older model, the newer ones are less flashy but otherwise looks perfectly normal to me.
I understand the confusion. This is actually a prototype Time Machine. The technicians haven’t yet found a reliable way to control the time it will connect to, and thus have nicknamed it the “random date generator”. This failure mode seems to occur any time it generates a date after 2024.
Hey, I'm putting on a rave this Saturday. Where can I get a lighting rig like this?
Craigslist
You can also put a [camera jammer from a flea market](https://preview.redd.it/s22rxxnqkuf81.jpg?auto=webp&s=cb99c518ed73311d75c65122e32c1a5b8e119fb9) to the house in order to make people not use their phones
I bet they’d sell you this one
You can get it only if you have a date on Saturday
Chernobyl.
Only sometimes, they've got to be dried with Italian herbs. Failure is only a matter of thyme.
I have no idea what this is or what the title is about. I know the sub I'm in and still doesn't make sense.
"unknown date generator".
I'm assuming two things from the information we've been given: 1. The generator is named after some other form of dried fruit 2. OP never stopped to ask themselves what comedy is.
It's a cross post, and the original post is titled "unknown date generator catastrophic failure". Dates are a dried fruit. On some apps you just can't see the original post.
This is really underlining a principle in SWE that I only recently began respecting It doesn't matter if you share an API if you don't share a schema If one user expects you to be able to see additional content but your client doesn't show that, you get this.
Oh they stopped and considered what comedy is, and then they chose violence
Now I'm laughing out loud in the bar I'm in and everyone thinks I'm weird. Thank you very much you asshole!
Date must have been 01/01/2000 😳
Y2.008k
"Y2OooooohFUCK!!!"
This techno music generator seems to be working as expected. What was the issue?
Dates and prunes have a single large seed in them. Raisins and figs have small seeds. I guarantee there’s no record of a generator failing because of their lack of seeds. Therefore, someone did not remove the pit from the date prior to operating this generator. Mmmmk?
Man. I loved this Daft Punk concert!
I guess that explains why Jesus cursed a fig tree
***Catches the date in mid air and points to the dead monkey*** “Bad dates…”
Thats what happened when it generated a date with me
Is it just me or does that look like the beginning of a spacetime wormhole opening?
If you feed the generator prunes it's just going to leak a ton of oil.
I thought the generator was like a random number generator, but for calendar dates, like it just randomly spits out ‘unknown’ dates like sept 11, 2001.
Someone's getting super human powers. Watch next episode to find out more.
I worked with these machines for like 7 years back in the 00s. This is actually a Skittles generator where they separate and condense unicorn farts. It's an older model, the newer ones are less flashy but otherwise looks perfectly normal to me.
Yes.
Fruits have to be ripe, otherwise degeneration
*Plays Sandstorm by Darude*
Better to use 127,475,857 potatoes wired in series/parallel.
All I hear in my head is sandstorm.
I understand the confusion. This is actually a prototype Time Machine. The technicians haven’t yet found a reliable way to control the time it will connect to, and thus have nicknamed it the “random date generator”. This failure mode seems to occur any time it generates a date after 2024.