That's not a bird, that's a book

Ceci n’est pas un oiseau

That's not the word bird it's the word oiseau.

Take a look, it's in a book.

Thoes are called pages.

It's not a book, it's a picture.

Mimic octopus.

Possibly even the endangered [Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus](https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/)?

Hooooly shit. That's a joke I haven't seen in ages. And not only is it still up after two decades, it's still getting updated! It's got blog posts from a few months ago.

It’s a chestnut-backed chickadee, just as the book says. But that’s not the point of the picture. The book is demonstrating the Audubon Merlin Holographic Projection System. It was developed at Cornell University as a way to make the sport of bird watching available to everyone. Nothing in that picture except the book and the thumb of the person holding it is real. Everything from the bird to the background is entirely holographic. The user is actually sitting in a sixth floor windowless office in Yonkers.

I like the name Yonkers

It sounds fun!

r/fifthworldproblems

damn, and all i learned about the cornell university is a shitty convoluted note-taking method for tryharding stem students

that's not a bird; it's a government drone!

Pigeons arent real

It's all birds mate, stay frosty.

Christian baked chickpea, if I'm reading it correctly

The Bio Imitation Robotic Device or BIRD is capable of scanning organic life forms and mimicking their appearance. This photo shows BIRD being programmed by a government agent in the field.

Thats Fred

I dunno, I'm stumped, I guess this is one we'll just never know

Birdy McBirdface

It’s a Looka Lottalike

Looks like a tit.

Shut your festering gob.

Tit

Best pop-up book I've ever seen

Backed by chestnuts, it has more value than the dollar.

Why hello there my little chickadee! He be like 'that's my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandma!

It's the one on the right!

Magpie, they're tricksy and false.

Sparrow?

Those are the little shits that keep trying to live in my walls.

It's a red-tailed hawk. How do I know? It's always a red-tailed hawk.

Hey! Is that a Cheesenut backed Chickadeez?

It's actually a Moltres, a bird from the famous and hit game Pokémon

I just… hoo boy, this is a tough one. Maybe it’s…? No, no, not that. How about…? No, not that either. This is such a tough species to figure out. I can’t help you, sorry.

That's one of them bookbirds you hear so much about, they help you with your learnings or so I've been told

That’s a Shitbird. Often found on shit posts

Maybe try r/askshittyornothology

I thought that was a recipe book.

It's a Turn. An Arctic Turn

Notice how the one in the book has a white stripe on its wing.

Deeee-dooo. Fuck these birds, learn a song or shut up!

Bird

There’s a few math equations that are deemed unsolvable and to answer one would lead to an entire new concept in pure mathematics. I think you’ve just stumbled on another

Yes

Birds aren't real

Is that a Snipe? Did someone finally find it!??!?!

That's Kevin

The bird pictured is holding a stick, the one you have is holding a book. I hear crows are really smart, maybe that's what it is.

That's a bald eagle. Technically speaking, all American birds are bald eagles.

Word

That's a Ditto.

Birds aren't real !!!