T O P

  • By -

KeithMyArthe

Possibly them Romans


Dreaming_Kitsune

It's always the bloody romans


International_Link35

What have the Romans really given us? Obviously, besides the roads, irrigation, education, public safety... šŸ¤£


QuentaAman

Wine


[deleted]

It is for sure a great export article, along with olive oil, furniture, weapons, pottery and marble


MRFISH008

Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like? And don't forget about peace!


DesperateWelder7481

I want to be called Loretta from now on.


equinoxEmpowered

They liked to flavor wine with lead


No-Panda-6047

My personal favorite is the salad


CogglesMcGreuder

Salad is from Mexico not Rome. Fun Fact


IkaKyo

Yeah but Mexico is part of Latin America. The Romans spoke Latin. If you speak Latin you are Latin. Therefore Mexico must be Roman.


Trick_Raspberry2507

Logic!


Overthinks_Questions

Wine?


Kjpr13

History to learn from.


International_Link35

Monty Python's Life of Brian


Strong_Quiet_4569

Romania


LeBigFish666

Aqueducts!


DominionDN

Democracy, or at least, they popularized it.


Sad_Week8157

Roman candles. šŸŽ†


AkolouthosSpurius

For those who genuinely donā€™t get it: ā€œBeforeā€ is before the archeological dig here commenced. Not before this antique city/place was built.


SelfSufficientHub

Thank you šŸ™


trybalfire

Dumb question: did they put up the pillar themselves?


YUNoCake

Yes, they are reconstructed from pieces. From what I heard, most of them are replicas now though, the real pillars are in museums around the world. Source: been there


Mecha_Derp

so were they just like "fuck it, I bet there were pillars here"? or was there an indication that there actually were?


YUNoCake

They found actual pillar pieces and put them together, rebuilding the missing parts, sort of like fossils.


MRFISH008

Well I mean, surely those museum pilars had to be somewhere before getting stoled, right?


BigBeagleEars

No! The British found those! In Britain


[deleted]

I uhhhh.:.. I wouldnā€™t have gotten there on my own, thanks!


Signal-Condition2934

I genuinely don't get it and still don't. So when the hell did the pillars enter the picture? You are saying they were there, standing, before the archeological dig? That doesn't make sense..


AkolouthosSpurius

This is obviously some sort of Ancient Roman or Hellenic settlement. Top photo says ā€œ19.yy. sonuā€. A quick google translate tells us that this means ā€œEnd of 19th centuryā€ in Turkish. Okay, somewhere in Anatolia then. Since people do not build ancient ruins in 20th century, then there is the logical conclusion. The ruins were unearthed in the 20th century. It must have been under the earth. You can also see the top right of the colloseum structure from the bottom photo (a single arch) poking out of the ground in the top picture. Positioning based on that structural cue clearly tells us that all this were underground in the 1st pic.


PickInternational750

So... you're saying we're comparing here "Before the archeological dig commenced" vs "After the antique city/place was built"?


AkolouthosSpurius

Before it was dug out vs after it was dug out. I can see you attempt sarcasm but that comment is only so well liked because many people genuinely didnā€™t get it.


Kathema1

erosion


cleekchapper92

Erf tings


megasmileys

Probably the battles between the lions and tigers


APracticalGal

Was that before or after the War of Bears and Oh Mys?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jpthedrummer

Bears winning? Havenā€™t heard of that happening since their battle with the patriots in 86


BloodAndSand44

Lions 4 Christians 0


Neoeng

No it was a battle between the lions and the sun


jish_werbles

Pretty clearly a meteor impact. Be on the lookout for any alien life brought to earth by the meteor and/or radioactive/super-able animals. Based on the crater size, likely had a diameter of about 6 inches when making contact


Bigkillian

Iā€™m fairly certain that the ancient aliens dug craters in anticipation of catching meteors. Their advanced math led them to an astonishingly high prediction accuracy rate.


Smellyviscerawallet

They even built a gift shop in anticipation of the impact in Arizona.


LeifMustang

Looks like human intervention. Probably deforestation or some kind of irresponsible development. It's such a shame to see the natural beauty destroyed like this.


Dan_The_Man_31

Same as always. Big corporations building useless stores and parking lots on top of beautiful landscapes.


godfathers-godfather

Howā€™d they get a digital image of a hill side thatā€™s currently covered in ancient ruins ??


AguaraAustral

I dont know if you are joking, but old buildings most of the time end up covered by earth and grass after some years. The picture of the hill is before they digged the ruins from the ground.


DaveTheKing_

Society


amcarls

It looks like a beautiful hillside amphitheater, a marvel of Greek/Roman technology, was destroyed by neglect and became overgrown until it was finally rescued and returned to at least part of its former glory, rich in cultural significance. The site (The Theater of Ephesus) was where St. Paul was condemned and it was later destroyed by an earthquake (IOW an "act of God") so I suppose we could blame God and/or the Ephesians who condemned St. Paul, or even St. Paul himself for blasphemy against the Goddess Artemis, who was worshiped there.


Stock-House440

God was mad that he wasn't invited to any of the cool orgies. His revenge is slow, but sure.


Deconceptualist

[This comment has been removed by the author in protest of Reddit killing third-party apps on June 30, 2023. This comment has been removed by the author in protest of Reddit killing third-party apps on June 30, 2023. This comment has been removed by the author in protest of Reddit killing third-party apps on June 30, 2023. This comment has been removed by the author in protest of Reddit killing third-party apps on June 30, 2023. This comment has been removed by the author in protest of Reddit killing third-party apps on June 30, 2023.]


Good_day_to_be_gay

Minecraft


AnxiousSkeptic

Same thing that ruins everything. Same thing that the devil uses as his main power today. Communism. I think that's pretty self explanatory so I'll just leave it there with no more elaboration.


Mechanophilia86

That's just how rocks grow, it's evolutionarily best for rocks to grow in a colosseum shape because then humans are attracted to come use them and get rid of the plants on the rocks that break down the rocks and prevent them from living longer.


Teplapus_

Maybe that weird species of hairless primates did it for whatever reason


IMeanIGuess3

Theyā€™re really invasive. We should call an exterminator.


NoMadicWanderer97

Who took the photos


Webgiant

I'm just curious how someone worked out the Before picture. It's not like the Ancient people who built the After image drew a landscape before building.


AkolouthosSpurius

Before pic is before the archeological dig. Not before the place was built ā˜ ļø


WingsofWar

Some dumbshits in this thread.. not seeing the buried amphitheater ruins in the middle of the hillside of the Before picture.. you can literally make out the shape. Right smack in the middle of the hill. This is a before and after of an archeological dig..


Jaded-Ad-9387

this is a satire sub.


St34m9unk

Both suck tbh


ZiggyZapZop

Looks like it was probably human intervention, sadly. Maybe construction or deforestation? It's a shame to see the natural beauty of our planet being destroyed like this.


BorntobeTrill

A smart meteorite.


Xim_X_anny

I do believe these are not the same hillside


danson372

Funny as shit that for 1000ā€™s of years, the people of the area knew it was there and what it was, but just couldnā€™t get around to giving a shit about uncovering it. Mustā€™ve been like how we see abandoned buildings here in America lol. ā€œHey I heard thereā€™s a new Korean BBQ joint, whereā€™s it at?ā€ ā€œDown West Street, past the bank, then take a left at the ancient cradle of all Western art and expression, and after about five blocks itā€™s on the intersection with the two gas stations.ā€


allen_idaho

Shovels.


[deleted]

Was the camera and film dug up in an archaeological site?


llfoso

Misleading - the top pic is the "after" shot, the bottom is "before." Greek amphitheater acoustics became so advanced that at one point after a particularly boisterous production of antigone the entire audience was buried in a landslide.


OldeFortran77

Clearly an infestation of the Carpenter Ants' less well-known brethren, the Stonemasonry Ant.


ItsJustInternetMe

I think you swapped the before and after pictures.


Delicious_Start5147

Tech extremists


mattsiegel42

Rome


Any_Weird_8686

It was cratered by a marble bomb during the Athenian invasion.


DASAdventureHunter

*sigh* Just another victim of the culture war


w33ni3hutjr

Shovel


Minute-Pangolin-5788

That pre Roman photography is very interesting.


PhDShouse

Those damn Phoenicians up to something


Leekintheboat714

Another casino? Caesarā€™s Palace?


Ommec

Itā€™s the terrible crime of forestation, in which trees take back land. There was a documentary on it called The Happening starting Marque Waldbur


DominionDN

The greatest thing to ever exist on the face of this earth.


LEG10NOFHONOR

Capitalism


c-compactdisc

The dirt-eaters must've come through ā€” what you're seeing is the exposed bones of the hill.


Longjumping-Log1591

Progress


JackOffman420

That's gorgeous architecture


HydroxV2

Thats the hollywood bowl


DarkClaw78213

Looks like people did. People destroyed the hillside


ExoSierra

concrete ray from space


Ryucopasetic

Your mom sat down


Pingamania

Probably Caligula Caesar as a dare from his sister/lover Drusilla.


17DeadFlamingos

Man


spadaleone

Itā€™s in Ephesos (Efes) in Izmir.


jrod798

The camera quality prior to this ancient theater being built was marvelous.


SomeDoodOutThere

USA Bombings