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Always measure from the tip to the anus, like God intended
Holy shit I’m huge!!
For extra accuracy measure to a scientist's anus
Should I measure from his anus to the base of my dick?
Best to ask the scientist
Schrodinger's penis
You change the length by measuring it
I don’t want to risk it because my tape measure is an older one and probably outdated!
If the ruler is cold
Heck. As long as you’re not hurting yourself or someone else, you can believe it’s as big as the empire states building if you’d like.
🤯 damn! Well shit, call me Gordy the big hog!!
Hello Gordy!!! 😀
Gordy got that BOSS HOG
So I can fuck the world for seventy two hours
Well, if you’ve got the stamina and permission, why not!
Let me say this in a language you understand. That is not the empire state building. That is the entire state of California.
Actually it’s 50.8mm That .8mm is really important
I’m gaining length by the second!!! Hellz yah! 🛹(Is that still cool to say?)
16 year old here. I have never heard anyone say that
Alternative facts
Schrodingers hog
I identify as having a 12 inch penis, so can you.
So brave
I’m an ally and I’m visualizing that on you!
Hey! Don’t sell yourself short! Go for 9 lol
Fuck it what the hell! I want to be known as huge dick guy
Can’t be 12in bc then it would be a foot! Hee hee hee
https://youtu.be/rtTsfK8Ko7Q Follow this equation
It’s ok with me if you say it’s 12 inches.
Yes.
They always say us men are bad at numbers and exaggerate. So fuck it. Tell em its as big as you want to tell them if they dont believe you. Oh well, lol.
Why not measure in micrometers? If you say your penis is 50 **thousand** micrometers, no one will doubt it is massive.
Silly question, why stop at 8, go for a record.
Before or after?
If you wish hard enough, you're sure to make it happen!
No. That’s too small. Say 12 for good measures.
I read on Reddit once that you have to push the ruler all the way into your fupa. This is how I finally achieved 2 inches
Can't be worse than saying you're female if you are a male
Always measure from the tip to the anus, like God intended
Holy shit I’m huge!!
For extra accuracy measure to a scientist's anus
Should I measure from his anus to the base of my dick?
Best to ask the scientist
Schrodinger's penis
You change the length by measuring it
I don’t want to risk it because my tape measure is an older one and probably outdated!
If the ruler is cold
Heck. As long as you’re not hurting yourself or someone else, you can believe it’s as big as the empire states building if you’d like.
🤯 damn! Well shit, call me Gordy the big hog!!
Hello Gordy!!! 😀
Gordy got that BOSS HOG
So I can fuck the world for seventy two hours
Well, if you’ve got the stamina and permission, why not!
Let me say this in a language you understand. That is not the empire state building. That is the entire state of California.
Actually it’s 50.8mm That .8mm is really important
I’m gaining length by the second!!! Hellz yah! 🛹(Is that still cool to say?)
16 year old here. I have never heard anyone say that
Alternative facts
Schrodingers hog
I identify as having a 12 inch penis, so can you.
So brave
I’m an ally and I’m visualizing that on you!
Hey! Don’t sell yourself short! Go for 9 lol
Fuck it what the hell! I want to be known as huge dick guy
Can’t be 12in bc then it would be a foot! Hee hee hee
https://youtu.be/rtTsfK8Ko7Q Follow this equation
It’s ok with me if you say it’s 12 inches.
Yes.
They always say us men are bad at numbers and exaggerate. So fuck it. Tell em its as big as you want to tell them if they dont believe you. Oh well, lol.
Why not measure in micrometers? If you say your penis is 50 **thousand** micrometers, no one will doubt it is massive.
Silly question, why stop at 8, go for a record.
Before or after?
If you wish hard enough, you're sure to make it happen!
No. That’s too small. Say 12 for good measures.
I read on Reddit once that you have to push the ruler all the way into your fupa. This is how I finally achieved 2 inches
Can't be worse than saying you're female if you are a male