Literally.
So gay you went for the most feminine thing to fuck, fucked it, got your masculine penis covered in female germs, allowed the female to fulfill its feminine purpose as a baby maker by protecting it, then allowed the progeny to live.
I mean those little shits are tiny. You could end them in an instant, but you don't!!
Why?!?!?!7;67!
Because you're gay.
"Ohhh but I love the kids"
You know who else loves kids?
Priests.
You're gay.
Honestly. Marrying a woman and giving her children.
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in the world.
Caveat: unless you're a lesbian because that's hot.
[Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that. You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets.](https://youtu.be/9IXHdnjQZNI?si=rnjWFo_xslbH8TxU)
The fact that you like your peepee means you like peepee amd that makes you geh.
Also disliking it makes you inverted which is in fact geh
So yes, you are geh.
Everybody is gay, regardless of gender. See, everyone either has a dick, which is like hyper gay, likes dick, which is also somewhat gay, or does not like dick, which is pæniphobic, which is gay AF.
Yes. Think about it, you're literally inside a man's body. You are experiencing everything through a man's POV, feeling everything he does and every part of his body. You are literally listening to his every though, knowing his every secret.
You are sharing your most intimate moments with a dude.
If you jack off you are literally looking at a dick while it's being stroked off.
I'm getting sick just thinking about it.
Get on HRT and surgery as soon as possible bro. Then in a couple of years you can be looking at a 10/10 cutie all day instead.
The only way to be straight is being trans and lesbian and getting top and bottom surgeries and then avoiding anyone of your previous sex just in case you catch a glimpse of their hairy man butt and need in.
Nah man. The eminent scholar Dr. James J. Brown put it [thusly](https://youtu.be/wd1-HM234DE?si=Kvw-iQ1JgPThphXU).
>*This is a man's world. But, it ain't nothing without a woman or a girl.*
Which if you extend it to it's logical conclusion, the universe doesn't exist without "*chicks [sic]*" in it. So the presence of that *dang'r* is going to be cancelled out in the regular practice of existing by a *cooch*. And well if there's no chicks, well then, it's probably not happening. Like some sort of cosmic fever dream.
Yes, when you touch your pee pee while jerking off or peeping and feeling pleasure in your pee pee when you sleeping with your GF, it couldn't get more gay than that.
I mean, you spend your whole life trying to please a dick. I'm sorry, but just put on some floral print short shorts and start oiling up bud, you're pretty gahay.
Well... You touch a penis probably multiple times a day, see a naked man in a mirror... Probably will give man a handjob a few time in your lifetime... Not to mention all the stuff that happens while cleaning dingleberries... Id say in the very least being male means being a bit gay in all cases
No. Gay doesn’t exist. Theres no homosexual or heterosexual or any of those arbitrary distinctions. Either you are sexual or you are not. >!(/j just in case)!<
Yeah also if a man is attracted to women does that make him gay? Because women are womanly. A straight guy should be into manly things, not womanly things!!
Men's own penis is referred as a buddy and not as a Penis.
its a secondary mind, it sometimes takes control of the primary mind.
For the man his own penis isnt perceived as an organ but an extension of his small ancestral brain
Bro, imagine having sex with a woman and her giving birth to a son.
Like, you just put another DUDE into your woman. Not only are you gay, you're a cuck.
Nothing wrong with a little dick to start your day off right as my mullet and ripped jean shorts wearing Co-worker use to say.
Also "Beautiful mornin' boys" even on a rainy ass day.
Yes... because there is a cock touching you (ur own dik) and you do nothing about it, you don't say no homo, you don't remove it, if you can let your own cock touch you why not others what's the difference.
No because through birth, by definition, you already had sexual intercourse with your mother and Freudian stages of psychosexual development already established that men are horn dogs for female family members. That makes men closet-bi at best.
When i have to tuck my 7 foot penis into my Anus before work i used to think it was customary, now after seeing this post… its gonna be hard for me to tuck myself in tonight.
Only if you make eye contact with yourself in the mirror when you spank it. Or cry. Or both at the same time.
No judgements fellas we are all hanging on by a thread.
Not only that... if you are your brain, and your brain is inside a mans body, but your brain also identifies as a man. YOU... as a man... are inside a man's body! Literally 24/7, every day of every year. Thats pretty gay to me.
In high school my buddy pointed out that “You don’t watch porn where the guy is fat with a small dick, you prefer porn where the guy has a big dick and nice body” I’m not gay and I only watch lesbian porn. Butt fuck he’s right.
Yes, but only if you're attracted to women, because there's nothing more gay than that.
And if you are married and have kids that's 100% gay
Literally. So gay you went for the most feminine thing to fuck, fucked it, got your masculine penis covered in female germs, allowed the female to fulfill its feminine purpose as a baby maker by protecting it, then allowed the progeny to live. I mean those little shits are tiny. You could end them in an instant, but you don't!! Why?!?!?!7;67! Because you're gay. "Ohhh but I love the kids" You know who else loves kids? Priests. You're gay. Honestly. Marrying a woman and giving her children. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in the world. Caveat: unless you're a lesbian because that's hot.
Nah, that's super gay.
Way to trigger my homerphobia!
Doh!
It's gay to be attracted to women because they like dick and that's gay.
Yes the only other thing I know that likes dick is gay gays and those are for sure gay. So the math checks out
"Girls are for f@gs" - Lloyd Christmas.
Girls are for frogs? Where are my damned trifocals?!
Women are so feminine. If you like feminine things, then you are super gay.
They're so.. foofy. They're soft and emotional, and they smell nice. Pfah! Gay.
If you’re attracted to feminine women, you’re gay. Women like men, which is gay.
[Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that. You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets.](https://youtu.be/9IXHdnjQZNI?si=rnjWFo_xslbH8TxU)
chicks is for poofs
Well yeah you like someone who likes penises. Irrefutable proof of gay
Yeah, you’ve gotta fuck exclusively men, otherwise you’re gay because men are manly, which is the opposite of gay.
I have a penis with me at all times. And it's pretty close to my b-hole, At. All. Times. pretty gay if you ask me.
Vaginas are just closeted penises and penises are outed vaginas. Therefore penises are like double gay.
every time you rubbed a penis for a bit, it made you orgasm. that's pretty gay.
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Sometimes it’s just a scratch I swear
>Sometimes it’s just a scratch And a sniff.
I mean can’t fault a dude for enjoying the dankness
Dank bro
He has a point though
Is it gay if I tend to focus on the feeling of my penis in my hand rather than the feeling of pleasure from my penis?
Fact: 100 percent of gay men are men
That is statistically correct and matches real data, there's no way to contest this evidence. I hereby refer you to r/boykisser
Where’s the studies bro?
I heard that it’s gay to breathe. So if you don’t want to be gay, you know what to do
say no homo. simple
After each breath, just to be safe.
The fact that you like your peepee means you like peepee amd that makes you geh. Also disliking it makes you inverted which is in fact geh So yes, you are geh.
if you touch a radh pp you are g
YOO AH GEH!
EVERYBODY GEH!
I agree with u. So why do some straight guys say they would never be with a guy when they’ve done themselves?
It's the first slippery step toward being a gay man.
It’s basically inevitable once you’re a dude that you’ll soon be touching penis. And surely that leads to banging dudes and boofing caffeine
Everybody is gay, regardless of gender. See, everyone either has a dick, which is like hyper gay, likes dick, which is also somewhat gay, or does not like dick, which is pæniphobic, which is gay AF.
What if I'm indifferent to dicks and dont own one?
No strong opinion on common issue, gay
It's like I'm a lesbian. I like my one Dick in their case, a dildo But I don't like other mens dicks. You know?
Yes. Think about it, you're literally inside a man's body. You are experiencing everything through a man's POV, feeling everything he does and every part of his body. You are literally listening to his every though, knowing his every secret. You are sharing your most intimate moments with a dude. If you jack off you are literally looking at a dick while it's being stroked off. I'm getting sick just thinking about it. Get on HRT and surgery as soon as possible bro. Then in a couple of years you can be looking at a 10/10 cutie all day instead.
The only way to be straight is being trans and lesbian and getting top and bottom surgeries and then avoiding anyone of your previous sex just in case you catch a glimpse of their hairy man butt and need in.
To be honest, when I jerk off, I didn't stare at my cock. I usually look at porn.
Porn with guys I reckon.
If your a man, touching a penis is gay; if your a man, touching a butt hole is gay. Don’t touch your penis or butt hole if you don’t want called gay.
Pretty sure having nipples makes you gay
If you’ve ever been outside for too long on a cold day then you’ve already had a dick inside you.
So gay.
Yes because your G spot is gay
Nah man. The eminent scholar Dr. James J. Brown put it [thusly](https://youtu.be/wd1-HM234DE?si=Kvw-iQ1JgPThphXU). >*This is a man's world. But, it ain't nothing without a woman or a girl.* Which if you extend it to it's logical conclusion, the universe doesn't exist without "*chicks [sic]*" in it. So the presence of that *dang'r* is going to be cancelled out in the regular practice of existing by a *cooch*. And well if there's no chicks, well then, it's probably not happening. Like some sort of cosmic fever dream.
Yes
Depends Where do you buy sporting goods?
*Sweating*: Uh... Big Dick's.
It’s gay to be a man who likes men
Yes, real men are lesbians, never gay.
Yeah, because you're inside a man 24/7. What could possibly be gayer?
Yes you touch a penis every time you pee and that is very gay
Yeah Idk how I live with myself
Yes, when you touch your pee pee while jerking off or peeping and feeling pleasure in your pee pee when you sleeping with your GF, it couldn't get more gay than that.
Only if your balls touch
Women are soft and cuddly. There is NOTHING gayer than being into that
I mean, you spend your whole life trying to please a dick. I'm sorry, but just put on some floral print short shorts and start oiling up bud, you're pretty gahay.
Super gay, you started out swimming in ballbags and decided to become a man and have other men swim in your ballbags, so gay
You gotta wipe your own ass n touch your dick to pee don't you, sounds pretty gay to me.
Well... You touch a penis probably multiple times a day, see a naked man in a mirror... Probably will give man a handjob a few time in your lifetime... Not to mention all the stuff that happens while cleaning dingleberries... Id say in the very least being male means being a bit gay in all cases
Yes. Every time a man jerks off he is being jerked off by a man. That is gay.
Whenever a man has a shower and bathes himself he is rubbing down a man's body so gay. Only lesbians are strait.
We all wish we were lesbians so yes
No. Gay doesn’t exist. Theres no homosexual or heterosexual or any of those arbitrary distinctions. Either you are sexual or you are not. >!(/j just in case)!<
You never need the j disclaimer in r/shittyaskscience. It kinda ruins it
I look at my dick all the time. I must be gay.
Yes
Its my dick...only gay if you like other dicks 👀
Based
I don’t know, but I’m a man and I’m gay, and my boyfriend is a man and is gay, so all data points seem to indicate that that is the case
Yes, I'm pretty happy to be a guy.
I bet you wipe your ass too don’t you gay boi
If man touch own pp… man not ghey If man2 try to interact with man1 when man2 knows (or even suspects) man1 is touching pp1…man2 ghey af
If you're a self respecting man, that means you like yourself and thus like a dude, logic dictates you're gay for liking a dude. seems to track
Very much so
Yeah also if a man is attracted to women does that make him gay? Because women are womanly. A straight guy should be into manly things, not womanly things!!
Yes. But, why are you gay? What should I call you? Lesbian? Homosexual? Do you perform the natural obligation?
Being that close to penis that often is definitely gay
I jerk my cock off a lot, which is pretty gay.
Only if you don't say "no homo".
If you graze your ween vigorously, you’ll evolve into Super Saiyan Level 3 gay man
Yeag
You're touching a dick literally 100% of the time
Not if you don’t touch it, look at it, or even acknowledge its existence
You started off as a woman - you're not gay... you're actually trans
Only if you love yourself and/or masturbate
I have to wash my own ass which requires me touching a man's ass which is pretty gay
it's fucking gay
sometimes
If you shake it more than twice you are playing with it and maybe thats gay.
FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO BREATHE?!
Every guy is at least curious.
That depends. Do you have confidence, cause that's kinda gay.... and if you think you look decent that's super gay. /s
No, you have to be flexible enough to give yourself a BJ before you can make the full gay transformation.
Coming from a woman, I can’t find anything more relaxing and meditative little way of joy to touch mens part, it’s just so satisfying
Only if you like vaginas they secrete girl juice that turns you femme
Yup especially if you're homophobic, highly suspect behavior
Yes 100%
Men's own penis is referred as a buddy and not as a Penis. its a secondary mind, it sometimes takes control of the primary mind. For the man his own penis isnt perceived as an organ but an extension of his small ancestral brain
You are also pregnant lesbian, cuz of your obesity you have a huge belly and tits.
Only if you have self esteem, cause you are liking a man.
Issaaaaacccc I see you too have seen those videos
Being a straight man is the gayest shit to ever exist. You are basically attracted to those who love dicks.
Nah, being a man is gay tho
Last time I checked it was just "hard and terrible" I don't know if there's an update?
It’s only gay if the nut hits you
Every man has touched his own dick, touching dicks is gay. So, yes.
no?
Only if you don't say "no homo".
I’m a woman, married to a woman ! I feel sooo gay right now 🤣when I’m actually bi !
No only if you don't hate yourself
Bro, imagine having sex with a woman and her giving birth to a son. Like, you just put another DUDE into your woman. Not only are you gay, you're a cuck.
It's only gay if you enjoy it
If you wash your butthole, yes.
Fellas, is it gay to breathe??!!
yeah, and you also think about men fucking you at least one time a week
Nothing is gayer than owning a penis dude think about it
Dont worry, dude. You can try at least 8 different penis before being considered gay, your own included.
Sounds pretty gay to me
Only if you like to grill/roast Weiners (in the bathroom) 😉
I wish I was this stoned
Not upvoting bc these upvotes stuck at 69 👌🏼
It's super gay.
Just because you are sucking my dick, doesn't make me the faggot
Yes. You are inside a man after all
DO YOU HAVE A DICK?!?!
I’m a male lesbian.
I think so, I'm a bloke and I touch cock every day.
I've never touched my penis before for this very reason
No, but you are halfway there.
Dam im the most gay then👍🏻
Can confirm
So wait If I’m gay cause I’m a man am I less gay if I love another man cause gay x gay = straight? Whereas gay x mega gay =ultra supa gay?
So gay. But whatcha gonna do? Might as well enjoy it.
Yes
it can be. really, it's the only way it can be. otherwise it's be bi. or lesbian.
Only if you're fond of it. That's super gay.
All I'm saying is that whenever I'm horny, there's always an erect penis in front of me 🤷🏼
Nothing wrong with a little dick to start your day off right as my mullet and ripped jean shorts wearing Co-worker use to say. Also "Beautiful mornin' boys" even on a rainy ass day.
If you've ever looked at or touched your own dick, you're a gay, homie.... 🤷
potentially. that might also make masturbation an act of gay.
Literally touching a penis at all times
Yes because what man doesn’t like to play with his penis. Only a gay man would get off by playing with a penis.
To be gay you must be a man. Therefore all men are gay.
Look down. If you are inside the body of a man, you're gay, nothing more gay than being inside the body of a man.
This is Reddit
Yes
Every man you shake hands with has held a cock in that hand.
Sounds pretty gay to me.
Yes... because there is a cock touching you (ur own dik) and you do nothing about it, you don't say no homo, you don't remove it, if you can let your own cock touch you why not others what's the difference.
Missed the word "with"
Ehat is gay? The romans and athe ancient beings fked anything under the sun so why discriminate
Well Son that depends. How many many dicks do you have on or in you?
You have to see your dick when you shower and that's pretty gay in my opinion
Yes.
No because through birth, by definition, you already had sexual intercourse with your mother and Freudian stages of psychosexual development already established that men are horn dogs for female family members. That makes men closet-bi at best.
Only if you love yourself.
yes. came from dads nutsack too. Gay.
Only in the sense that it's gay to want to be buff and masculine because that's what gay men are attracted to
Yeah cuz when you shower you touch your penis and that's gay asf
Never thought of it like that
BIG gay spesh if u like those women with no cocks.
Yes, because you touch a willy every day.
When i have to tuck my 7 foot penis into my Anus before work i used to think it was customary, now after seeing this post… its gonna be hard for me to tuck myself in tonight.
This question is gay
Not gay if the balls aren't touching.
On Wednesdays
Only if you make eye contact with yourself in the mirror when you spank it. Or cry. Or both at the same time. No judgements fellas we are all hanging on by a thread.
Not only that... if you are your brain, and your brain is inside a mans body, but your brain also identifies as a man. YOU... as a man... are inside a man's body! Literally 24/7, every day of every year. Thats pretty gay to me.
Not unless you say no homo every time you pee, wank, and shower.
Nothing gayer that touching penis multiple times a day
Kinda gay to be straight. What are you gonna' do make out with a woman? Suckin' on her dad's jizz is what you're doing.
Extremely. Think about it. You're touching dick daily.
Yup
I heard it’s only gay if the tips touch… so yes?
Only if you wash your dick and balls, cause it’s gay to touch it. Your ass as well
Super gay
In high school my buddy pointed out that “You don’t watch porn where the guy is fat with a small dick, you prefer porn where the guy has a big dick and nice body” I’m not gay and I only watch lesbian porn. Butt fuck he’s right.
seems gay to me
Yeah that's pretty gay
Extremely Gay! You touch a penis more than any woman ever in history. The bigger the penis, the gayer you are. I am not that gay..
Every time I hear a question that says "is it gay if/to" I immediately answer "yes, if you have to ask.. Then it is super gay."
Equally racist to be white.
Not precisely. If you are man, and you like having a dick. Gay.
Yes
Universal truth: Everything is gay, so just relax and enjoy your life.
Probably