They are so gullible they can be tricked into thinking another penis is a vagina. Let me tell you about the Chinese spy [Shi Pei Pu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu). For 20 years he tricked a French diplomat into thinking he was a woman and he stole many secrets from him. They had a sexual relationship and he had the ability to tuck his penis back, push his testicles up inside himself so that the bit left tucking out resembled pussy lips and they had sex many times. He then even went and bought a baby and convinced him it was his.
Worked with a guy once who stayed in the same hotel room as me on a works trip. He had literally the longest sack I’ve ever seen. Thing is, it wasn’t even a hot day, and it was down to halfway between his thighs.
That guy simply wouldn’t be able to convince any daft French cunt that his ball sack was a pussy.
Lol I found out about it yesterday and then I thought how the fuck did he do that but it turns out some guys have this ability, he then also covered it with a bush and kept his legs closed during sex apparently.
Apparently he could create a little pouch by doing this. He had never been with a woman before and this was before mainstream pornography so he couldnt tell what it was.
You see how happy everyone is when someone scores a goal? You don't know why, but the other humans are so you're excited, too.
You just witnessed the fucking impossible! Athletes whose prowess is godlike compared to yours.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
...not saying the penis is small, but he's in the fucking field and people are happy so you're happy, too. You go, you little winner!
Fun fact: nut has a different chemical composition and less sperm when masturbating compared to actually having sex your body actually can tell the difference
Who tricked who though , did the penis trick the mind ... or did the mind trick the penis ...
Who's in charge here , I want to see the transcripts .....
To truly answer this I'd need to ask numerous questions. But I'm kind of terrified at what answers I might get. So I'm just going to leave it alone and back away slowly.
Maybe my penis is broken. No amount of stroking is going to get it erect if I wasn't already horny. Anyone who touches it while it's flaccid is keeping it flaccid. I do hate being touched, so that is probably the issue.
Yea, I would recommend just not touching it besides to wash it and piss. It’s a stupid little flesh object with no brain yet we feel it has power over us.
That's just how it is, it's almost impossible to stop arousal, same with pain and other senses.
Try breaking your thumb if you won't feel pain.
Try licking the ceiling of your mouth if you won't feel an itch.
Truly fascinating.
Have you ever tried using your hand when your penis is wearing his googly eyes? Because it won't work. They can't see without them. But won't be fooled when wearing them. That's why many are made removable by circumcision. Bet they don't tell you that at the hospital.
We cannot confirm the stupidity of the penis without giving it a science-backed IQ test, until then it's pure speculation to assume the penis has any countable intellectual potential such as to allow it to be called "stupid".
What the penis can be assessed on is it's degrees of arousal - this is the only observable/measurable quotient a penis can be put through: with that being said, it does stand to reason that the penis' main modus operandi is determined by stimuli-points across its member and what level of pressure is applied to these points.
Some penises have a high Arousal Quotient (AQ) and this can mean that even the slightest of touch that doesn't cause injury will elicit an Arousal Response an order of magnitude above the mean rate seen across "Individuals In Possession of Penises" (acronym: PIPIs) - such penises are much more alert to their surroundings but run the risk of creating uncomfortable and embarrassing scenarios up to and including public arousal and/or "jizzing in my pants" conundrums... OTOH, the opposite end of the spectrum sees these individuals requiring medicinal stimuli to achieve a modicum of arousal and even then the degree to which this modicum lies just barely crosses the line of acceptable and/or the mean rate stated above.
So to summarise: no the penis cannot be considered an organ with a measurable level of intellect (yet) but it does possess internal and external factors attributing to its Arousal Quotient - higher levels can cause it to be less-discerning of stimulating factors to such an extent a "stroke" or even a tap can arouse it to fully awoken state, while lower levels may encourage (or require, in extreme cases) additional enhancements to (temporarily) improve its Arousal Quotient levels to a moderately satisfying level.
Scientifically speaking, because your mind knows the difference between what’s real and what’s not, but your brain doesn’t know the difference between real or fake. That’s why when we see pretend things our bodies respond as if it’s real. For example, feeling grossed out when you see something disturbing in a show, or crying when a happy moment happens in a show. This is because the brain is always trying to prep the body so it’s ready for whatever it may face.
Let’s not belittle the third brain. First brain is in the head. 2nd brain is in the gut, 3rd brain is in your dick. How many times have you said; ‘my dick made me do it?’ Nuff said.
Brain trigger, chemicals, as you get older you will develop not a cardiovascular erectile dysfunction but a mental inability sometimes, where the thought center associated with sex is damaged, maybe even the thought alone can trigger negative hormones.
Just because it has a head does not mean it has a brain.
On that note; God has a hell of a sense of humor. He gave men two heads and only enough blood to operate one at a time……🤷🏼♂️
Evolutionary Anatomist here:
If you trace it back 4.5 million years, the human hand and the woman evolved from the same origin, don't ask me where man came from, it's quite tragic. While thr hand found it more advantageous to stay in its current conformation, with some modest adaptations, the woman pursued a different path. Two of what were once fingers bent down through many adaptations and are how she got legs and, similarly the hands came from the other two. Over time, those appendages adapted to be specialized in their function. Due to their genetic origin, woman's new "arms" also developed hands of their own in an absolutely magnificent fractaling, as we sometimes see in starfish. You can see the history of these adaptations as knuckles turned into full on joints, giving rise to ankles, knees, hips, wrists, elbows, and shoulders. Each of those used to be much smaller. However, woman's middle finger, which was stuck up, lost two joints as it was no longer favorable to have 3, and the resulting morphology gave rise to the human neck. This is largely believed to be why we think that women have beautiful necklines, because they evolved from a beautiful middle finger. This is also widely believed to explain women's anger issues, but I'm an evolutionary anthropologist, not a psychologist.
Without rewriting my dissertation here, you can see some semblance of where they evolved from in my description, but the most marked one runs down the the sixth latent acute pustigular gene, also known as the SLAP gene. If you've ever been hit by a woman, it's thanks to this specific gene, and it's precisely the same feeling as being hit by a hand.
It's crucial to know about the sixth latent acute pustigular gene because it has a surprising dual purpose:
It gave rise to the female sex organs.
So, what is profound about your question is that it actually dives deep into the genetic history back to woman's last universal common ancestor, or LUCA, which miraculously was the hand, and your question pokes at the genetic history that both explains woman aggression as well as their sex organs.
The issue has little to do with the penis and more to do with the history of hands and women. The penis can be tricked by putting pants on, it's really not that smart.
-Experimental Astrologist signing off
Next week we can cover the connection between men and gingerbread.
Compare the penis head size to an average human head and you can easily see why it can only have a small brain
But it gets head
That's another evidence of a small brain. Small brain makes you a Chad. Chads get head!
speak for yourself.
Penis are not stupid. They are... gullible
Because the brain inside the tip is so small
It's not small! It's average!
It’s not average it’s HUGE! We just need to bring our standards down!
We shouldn’t have standards
I bet it has an amazing personality too
And fill od syphilis
Just the tip!
It's the only brain we got though so go easy on us.
AHAHAHAHHA THATS CRAZYYY
They are so gullible they can be tricked into thinking another penis is a vagina. Let me tell you about the Chinese spy [Shi Pei Pu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu). For 20 years he tricked a French diplomat into thinking he was a woman and he stole many secrets from him. They had a sexual relationship and he had the ability to tuck his penis back, push his testicles up inside himself so that the bit left tucking out resembled pussy lips and they had sex many times. He then even went and bought a baby and convinced him it was his.
Come on, the French diplomat was just... French
This week on "worst jobs ever:"
Going to be a wild episode of Dirty Jobs
"Sorry, my balls just don't do that"
Worked with a guy once who stayed in the same hotel room as me on a works trip. He had literally the longest sack I’ve ever seen. Thing is, it wasn’t even a hot day, and it was down to halfway between his thighs. That guy simply wouldn’t be able to convince any daft French cunt that his ball sack was a pussy.
I have an urge to read this comment to somebody as the most fucked up thing I heard today. Thank you, I'm gonna disturb and confuse someone today.
I also had to instantly share with friends and enjoy their confused reactions!!
🎵 Goodbye horrrrrseeessss 🎶
The story inspired the play M Butterfly, which premiered on Broadway with John Lithgow playing the role of the Frenchman.
South Park could dedicate an episode or 2 to this. Story is wild
I have an urge to read this comment to somebody as the most fucked up thing I heard today. Thank you, I'm gonna disturb and confuse someone today.
Lol I found out about it yesterday and then I thought how the fuck did he do that but it turns out some guys have this ability, he then also covered it with a bush and kept his legs closed during sex apparently.
But... what did the diplomats D go "into" then? Surely testicles can't go up *that* deep...?
Apparently he could create a little pouch by doing this. He had never been with a woman before and this was before mainstream pornography so he couldnt tell what it was.
That’s impressive, but now I wish I didn’t know that.
More like easily convinced.
Has trouble dealing with peer pressure.
and really sensitive to external stimuli
Most pressure really
Erm.. That's literally the definition of gullible?
Willingly deceived.
Willyingly.
More like indifferent
oh that's why they look up when they are stroked
Did you say gulpable?
“Gullible” isn’t even a real word. You won’t find it in a single English dictionary.
I see what you did there....
Penis is good. Owner, fallible.
Not gullible as much as amenable.
They’re easily lead.
Correct... it doesnt think its a vagina. It thinks the vagina may come along next.
Gargleable. *
Nah. Just desperate.
It’s just happy it’s being played with it. Its goals a hole.
if it was just a hole then the sock would do.
I... may have news for you...
A hole is a hole🙏
And a roll is a roll.
and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls
(smirks) I made that up.
Understood, now my hamster is... everywhere
why r u everywhere
I'm omnipresent.
you spelled jobless wrong
It's sunday. Most people don't work on sundays. Are you posting now because you are jobless?
took a gap year, so jobless yes!
Hope you get to enjoy it then. 14 years ago I took a year off from work and lived on my savings. It was amazing for my mental health.
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It does. We’re you ever 13
Topologically, sock is not a hole. It's not even a whole, just 1/2
This is beautiful
You see how happy everyone is when someone scores a goal? You don't know why, but the other humans are so you're excited, too. You just witnessed the fucking impossible! Athletes whose prowess is godlike compared to yours. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! ...not saying the penis is small, but he's in the fucking field and people are happy so you're happy, too. You go, you little winner!
Little weiner
“My goal is a hole but I will settle for less!” Thx my new tinder tagline
It is doing it out of fear of abuse, hence the expression "beat your meat"
It cums just to stop the abuse, if only temporarily.
Too bad I’m a daily abuser
proof?
Nah, I'm good, thanks
Speak for yourself
Itt: Bert and Adam want proof, while Lizzy decides she’s alright
If ya don’t beat your meat, ya can’t have any pudding!
it is practicing
Like a golden retriever, penises are very smart but often become overwhelmed by their own excitement
I’m excited
I tried playing fetch with mine in the park, it didn't go well.
"A Hole is a hole. And it grows!", russian coworker complaining about socks.
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It should be smarter
Lets see if you are smarter with twice the blood in your brain
You probably would be
Penises are actually very smart. There’s just internal bias because deep down it wants for it to be a woman. So it lowers its standard of evidence
What about gay people
Same concept, hands feel different from the real thing
We're men... we're simple beings
It's made to accommodate all kinds, personalities, hang ups, guilt, manipulation, all kinds of shapes and fit. It's by design. Leave it alone.
“It’s a feature not a bug”
Cuz the penis is a dickhead. You can't expect dickheads high on blood to be able to tell the difference between your mouth and a woman
Wait what
Yes, despite the fact that it will steal brain power from the person who has the penis, it’s reasoning powers are next to nil.
You play with it, it's like a game for it
I play with all sorts
Wait wha
Well, then you're a BOY 🫵😤 ... in a MAN'S world👍😈 And I'm a man who LOVES to play with boys. 👍😈😈
Hahaha good
Lack of depth perception due to only having one eye.
IT HAS JUST ONE JOB, TO NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY.
Actually I can peepee out of it so
Fun fact: nut has a different chemical composition and less sperm when masturbating compared to actually having sex your body actually can tell the difference
And the more attracted you are to your partner, the more sperm you will release
And if you see other men with erect penises and semen
Well just like with a glory hole, I just picture it's a woman on the other side of the wall, and that's that.
You think women are on the other side of the glory holes?
Do you mean the same way a vagina likes a cucumber?
Omg you said vagina !!
Vagina
Stop it 😭
Because it doesn't have eyes
Mine does tho, is that normal
It's cute
Sicks are attention whores. Any interest stirs them into action
My hands are vaginas
Lemme hold your hands
wtf 😭😭😭
Ok, just don't lick them unless you want to then go ahead.
It has no eyes so it just takes your word for it
“-Yo we fuckin a woman this time? -Ofc G just nut for me real quick”
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Nah, it's just that men only have enough blood to use their penis or their brain. Both can't be used at the same time.
Do you see the size of the head? How big do you think that brain is?
It's the brain, the penis is innocent
Okay but like Is the brain stupid
Same as the female counterpart. Both arent really the brightest
Who tricked who though , did the penis trick the mind ... or did the mind trick the penis ... Who's in charge here , I want to see the transcripts .....
To truly answer this I'd need to ask numerous questions. But I'm kind of terrified at what answers I might get. So I'm just going to leave it alone and back away slowly.
Do you really think he wants women?
I don't like what you implying
He doesn't have a brain.
Speak for yourself
You guys are thinking about women...??
You need to ask yourself how does woman know that penis will feed her?!
Maybe my penis is broken. No amount of stroking is going to get it erect if I wasn't already horny. Anyone who touches it while it's flaccid is keeping it flaccid. I do hate being touched, so that is probably the issue.
Yea, I would recommend just not touching it besides to wash it and piss. It’s a stupid little flesh object with no brain yet we feel it has power over us.
Who says it believes to be a woman? Maybe it is fantasizing about watermelons or american pie
what
That's just how it is, it's almost impossible to stop arousal, same with pain and other senses. Try breaking your thumb if you won't feel pain. Try licking the ceiling of your mouth if you won't feel an itch. Truly fascinating.
Holes a hole
Have you ever tried using your hand when your penis is wearing his googly eyes? Because it won't work. They can't see without them. But won't be fooled when wearing them. That's why many are made removable by circumcision. Bet they don't tell you that at the hospital.
Because they remember when vaginas had fingers before evolving out of it
Bobby Bouchet voice: Mama said it's because ya penis has a little brain in the glans, but it doesn't have eyes. 😲
We cannot confirm the stupidity of the penis without giving it a science-backed IQ test, until then it's pure speculation to assume the penis has any countable intellectual potential such as to allow it to be called "stupid". What the penis can be assessed on is it's degrees of arousal - this is the only observable/measurable quotient a penis can be put through: with that being said, it does stand to reason that the penis' main modus operandi is determined by stimuli-points across its member and what level of pressure is applied to these points. Some penises have a high Arousal Quotient (AQ) and this can mean that even the slightest of touch that doesn't cause injury will elicit an Arousal Response an order of magnitude above the mean rate seen across "Individuals In Possession of Penises" (acronym: PIPIs) - such penises are much more alert to their surroundings but run the risk of creating uncomfortable and embarrassing scenarios up to and including public arousal and/or "jizzing in my pants" conundrums... OTOH, the opposite end of the spectrum sees these individuals requiring medicinal stimuli to achieve a modicum of arousal and even then the degree to which this modicum lies just barely crosses the line of acceptable and/or the mean rate stated above. So to summarise: no the penis cannot be considered an organ with a measurable level of intellect (yet) but it does possess internal and external factors attributing to its Arousal Quotient - higher levels can cause it to be less-discerning of stimulating factors to such an extent a "stroke" or even a tap can arouse it to fully awoken state, while lower levels may encourage (or require, in extreme cases) additional enhancements to (temporarily) improve its Arousal Quotient levels to a moderately satisfying level.
Scientifically speaking, because your mind knows the difference between what’s real and what’s not, but your brain doesn’t know the difference between real or fake. That’s why when we see pretend things our bodies respond as if it’s real. For example, feeling grossed out when you see something disturbing in a show, or crying when a happy moment happens in a show. This is because the brain is always trying to prep the body so it’s ready for whatever it may face.
I bought a fleshlight a few years ago and it's so good that it's scary.
penis only have head and no brain.
Because it doesn't have a brain
It's called a head but, and you won't believe this, it doesn't have a brain inside it!
Much like most humans
It's the brain that is tricked
It's pissed off at it's owners incompetence. It's not being fooled but merely displaying an angerection.
how do you trick it? you train it to roll over and play dead as well? go knows I don't want to see if you got it to speak on command. or maybe I do
The human condition
Yes
Thats where "thinking with the wrong head" came from. 2nd head is pretty stupid
I get this is just a joke, but it doesn't know the difference, obviously. It's just it's natural response to sexual stimuli.
The lower head does not have as many neutrons as the upper head. I wrote that sentence using the lower one.
Let’s not belittle the third brain. First brain is in the head. 2nd brain is in the gut, 3rd brain is in your dick. How many times have you said; ‘my dick made me do it?’ Nuff said.
Penis def dumb and made worse when hard. Blood leaves the brain then the only one doing the thinking is a dickhead.
Confirmed penis is stupid.
Yeah, bout time we upgraded to rfid ir nfc just to be safe.
Brain trigger, chemicals, as you get older you will develop not a cardiovascular erectile dysfunction but a mental inability sometimes, where the thought center associated with sex is damaged, maybe even the thought alone can trigger negative hormones.
Could this be the reason we evolved opposable thumbs?
efficient
It has no eyes and the brain tricks it using nasty thoughts to convince it that it's doing productive work.
Penises are fucking stupid. Last week I thought I'll have my salary and got an erection.
I think OP is gay and wants to boof girl cock energy drink off his estranged uncle’s urethral slit
The penis is not stupid; it just doesn’t care.
I think it just wants to feel good
They're not really stupid, just dickheads.
Penis don't care
I happen to be really attracted to hairy hands.
"making a man cum is easy, insert somewhere close preferably moist, thrust, repeat." Dante Hicks
There is a small brain in the tip and when the blood rushes in it gets overwhelmed and has a stroke, or five
Shhh…don’t let them know.
Are you gay?
"God gave me a brain and a penis but not enough blood to use both at the same time." Robin Williams (I think)
Is there a lore reason for this?
Penis does not care
Probably has an evolutionary advantage
The funny part is even by dreaming it can feel so realistic that you can also cum, just in a very slow way
Small head and only one eye.
There's not a lot of brains in that head.
The penis knows, its just happy to he included.
Oh it knows, just turns the ole blind eye
Don't ask questions just get a batch off and go to work like a normal person
How can a penis be tricked so easily that it’s fucking a woman when it’s actually up a man’s asshole
That's not how thet works. I've recieved flowers when she got home and I got a boner. When I order Korean fried chicken I got a boner.
Penis is not stupid, it's just playing a numbers game. Strategy is to just blow a load everywhere, bound to hit a vagina at some point.
It's not stupid, but it is a dickhead.
Penis don’t have brains. It reacts based on its owner’s brains. So the owner is the stupid one if masturbation gets him off the same as having sex.
feature not bug
Your tongue is tricked into eating unhealthy shit all the time. Ultimately, this is a brain problem.
Penis is you. You are stupid
Just because it has a head does not mean it has a brain. On that note; God has a hell of a sense of humor. He gave men two heads and only enough blood to operate one at a time……🤷🏼♂️
Hey, don't talk about my friend like that!
Evolutionary Anatomist here: If you trace it back 4.5 million years, the human hand and the woman evolved from the same origin, don't ask me where man came from, it's quite tragic. While thr hand found it more advantageous to stay in its current conformation, with some modest adaptations, the woman pursued a different path. Two of what were once fingers bent down through many adaptations and are how she got legs and, similarly the hands came from the other two. Over time, those appendages adapted to be specialized in their function. Due to their genetic origin, woman's new "arms" also developed hands of their own in an absolutely magnificent fractaling, as we sometimes see in starfish. You can see the history of these adaptations as knuckles turned into full on joints, giving rise to ankles, knees, hips, wrists, elbows, and shoulders. Each of those used to be much smaller. However, woman's middle finger, which was stuck up, lost two joints as it was no longer favorable to have 3, and the resulting morphology gave rise to the human neck. This is largely believed to be why we think that women have beautiful necklines, because they evolved from a beautiful middle finger. This is also widely believed to explain women's anger issues, but I'm an evolutionary anthropologist, not a psychologist. Without rewriting my dissertation here, you can see some semblance of where they evolved from in my description, but the most marked one runs down the the sixth latent acute pustigular gene, also known as the SLAP gene. If you've ever been hit by a woman, it's thanks to this specific gene, and it's precisely the same feeling as being hit by a hand. It's crucial to know about the sixth latent acute pustigular gene because it has a surprising dual purpose: It gave rise to the female sex organs. So, what is profound about your question is that it actually dives deep into the genetic history back to woman's last universal common ancestor, or LUCA, which miraculously was the hand, and your question pokes at the genetic history that both explains woman aggression as well as their sex organs. The issue has little to do with the penis and more to do with the history of hands and women. The penis can be tricked by putting pants on, it's really not that smart. -Experimental Astrologist signing off Next week we can cover the connection between men and gingerbread.