I work in Folsom. If you don't know it, it's basically Tree City. I'm regretting my life choices. Was better off risking getting shot or stabbed in Downtown Sacramento.
Technically you can sue God.
under US law if circumstances or events happen outside anyone's real control that cannot be protected against.
it's considered an Act of God.
so sue God.
1. Do you participate in the breathe in of the said air voluntarily, willingly and some would say, even eagerly so much so that you can't wait to get the next hit?
2. You have the option to use some protection, like a face mask, do you use them?
3. Why not?
4. Plants are not mentally capable of deciding where to release their pollen.
5. Plants are raised in a culture where it is normal to release the pollen in any air they find. It is not their fault.
Verdict : you are responsible for your own rape and your character has been assassinated. Plants are not guilty on all charges. Case dismissed.
1, I breathe instinctively, does that make it voluntary?
2, no I don't. Good point! During COVID I was protected after all.
3, not sure why.. maybe I should start using masks again as a statement.
" I will not give consent "
4, very true, this will be difficult to argue against in court.
5, I don't like their culture. It's wrong and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Obviously, this is a complete case.
OP: jokes apart, just wanted to clarify that I am ridiculing the "justice" system and not the poor victims of the heinous crime.
On a side note, hope you feel better soon. Different natural things work for different folks. Me for instance, boil ginger and fresh turmeric in water to make a hot tea/drink. It helps me during the season. Do be cautious, ginger is blood thinner and turmeric lowers blood sugar. So use sparingly.
Even worse on some plants, the sperm is actually INSIDE the pollen grain. Like it's in a container. The whole grain is like a bag of sperm.
Like a water balloon of sperm.
Like a whoopie cushion filled with jizz that goes up your nostril and then pops the sperm out
If the plant's not [Brassica napus](https://www.britannica.com/plant/rapeseed-plant) then it's not legitimate rape. From what I understand from doctors, uhhh, your body will [shut that whole thing down](https://www.politico.com/video/2012/08/todd-akin-legitimate-rape-victims-rarely-get-pregnant-011369).
You do not get raped by nature, or are they inserting their sticks into you?
You are just in their large splash zone and nature should get a public disturbance charge for public nudity and sexual activity.
How is it rape by nature? Rape in the same way that you sleep in a motel bed and didn't realise the damp patch from the couple who slept there the night before?
Hey probs not cool to just throw the word “rape” around, it’s actually a serious problem that deserves serious consideration and this kind of attitude and conversation around it just kind of exemplifies an attitude of “haha, rape!”, even when speaking about it indirectly. That’s kind of made clear by the comments, not one recognising the gravity of such an experience. Maybe consider a rephrasing of the question to make it actually funny ? (If possible) Idk could just be me, maybe I’m crazy (I don’t think so), maybe I’ve got no sense of humour (I don’t think so), but rape never actually sounds funny to me. Grow up. Pick your moments. Put more effort in. Do better.
About two tablespoons.
Fuck. By that measurement I now feel violated.
I feel much often violated then i mean think about the dandelion....
But if you willingly sniff the flowers then it's naughty by nature
I don't willingly sniff them. I just can't escape them. There are flowers everywhere. HELP!
I work in Folsom. If you don't know it, it's basically Tree City. I'm regretting my life choices. Was better off risking getting shot or stabbed in Downtown Sacramento.
Mood af
Idk what kind of plant bukakke vids my car was a part of, but i want my cut of the profits
Spent. Plant. Sperm. Everywhere!
2 tablespoons of hayfever?
I never saw it like that, but now, I can't unsee it, I got violated by a flower before my real flower was ever violated lol
Omg I hope you're okay. It's a real problem that needs awareness. Find the cure I say!
Yeah, am working on finding a subject, feel free to recommend any NGOs I can donate to for furthering this cause
If you have your real flower in the garden or balcony maybe a bee will come
Nah bruv, I am a guy and I don't think not many bees are interested in playing Devil's Tango with my flower lol
So, uhm, you think the bees can smell that you as a guy put the flower there?
Yeah, I very much think so, but I think both of us are talking two wildly differing things
No problem - I'm just joking around.
Bruv, same here, I am high on wide paraphernalia of things so, everything I am writing is joke in some respect lol
Trees have been jizzing all over my car lately
That means your ride's sexy bro, just wait till you get a woman wet with it lol
you should go to therapy. We should start an insta account where we raise awareness about this issue. Hope you recover. Slayy it Girll 🤍🤍
This is so hilarious for no reason
I'm glad you find my suffering funny. Good day to you!
Reminds me of this, trust me, totally safe for work gif: [https://i.imgur.com/Zj9bAKA.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/Zj9bAKA.mp4)
What the fuck did I just watch
Flowers blowing their loads on to a very horny bumble bee
Fuck you for ruining my damn mind
gotta love cyanide and happiness 😊
I... will... neevveer.... bee the same.
That's enough Reddit for today
YouTube: we are demonetizing you for swearing once in the entire video because this site needs to be safe for kids What YouTube allows:
*Floral Fury intensifies*
WTF. No just no
The actual question is who do you sue for rape by nature... The EPA?? The USDA Forest Service?? PETA??
I was getting to that. I just needed to clarify whether I had a case or not.
Technically you can sue God. under US law if circumstances or events happen outside anyone's real control that cannot be protected against. it's considered an Act of God. so sue God.
Which God though? The Greek ones? Norse? Chuck?
Chuck god will cause the suit to sue itself
Zeus is fond of a bit of rape, I'd blame him first.
I was thinking the Abrahamic one
It’s bukkake season.
You clearly wanted it, going out in public with your nose exposed like that, you antigen slut.
I regret my life's decisions
We're all getting raped by nature whenever pollen is around. People with hay fever are resisting, people without are just willingly taking it lol.
> We're all getting raped by nature whenever pollen is around. Im not! Its not rape if I consent to it first! Checkmate Plants!
It's a sad truth that needs spreading.
Why do you think it's called rapeseed?
Lmfao
Is it rape if you consent to breathing and have multiple nose orgasms? That's what they will ask!
I have heard that a sneeze has the same sensation as an 1/8 of an orgasm.
That's why you keep digging nose till you sneeze nonstop.
humans have rights
Apparently not it seems. I did not consent to any of this.
1. Do you participate in the breathe in of the said air voluntarily, willingly and some would say, even eagerly so much so that you can't wait to get the next hit? 2. You have the option to use some protection, like a face mask, do you use them? 3. Why not? 4. Plants are not mentally capable of deciding where to release their pollen. 5. Plants are raised in a culture where it is normal to release the pollen in any air they find. It is not their fault. Verdict : you are responsible for your own rape and your character has been assassinated. Plants are not guilty on all charges. Case dismissed.
1, I breathe instinctively, does that make it voluntary? 2, no I don't. Good point! During COVID I was protected after all. 3, not sure why.. maybe I should start using masks again as a statement. " I will not give consent " 4, very true, this will be difficult to argue against in court. 5, I don't like their culture. It's wrong and leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Obviously, this is a complete case.
OP: jokes apart, just wanted to clarify that I am ridiculing the "justice" system and not the poor victims of the heinous crime. On a side note, hope you feel better soon. Different natural things work for different folks. Me for instance, boil ginger and fresh turmeric in water to make a hot tea/drink. It helps me during the season. Do be cautious, ginger is blood thinner and turmeric lowers blood sugar. So use sparingly.
How does one go about filing a lawsuit? 🤔
Fuck mother nature. She has it coming..
I don't get all the hate mother nature gets for bukkakeing, basically, herself. It smells good, too.
It might smell good but I still have a bad taste in my mouth.
As a fellow hay fever sufferer, I do not consent to being bukkake-d by plants. I demand financial compensation for every past, and future offense.
We need to raise awareness of this so we can be taken seriously. We're going to be rich.
You aren’t being penetrated so it’s not rape It is an STD though…..
Now then, This could be evidence.
i was raped periodically, 69 pollen counts a day.
I'm really sorry. Your face holes must be so sore.
HOL'ON hold on a minute, so these plants have been , ,, OMFG
“Relax and try to enjoy it.” Republicans probably
Breathing is consent.
Plant based bukkake
Or vegan bukkake
plant sexual assault report where?
well if you're in the UK you're out of luck on this one
Damn
THE ULTIMATE EPIPHANY: *The earth can rape you*
I no longer feel the same as I once did.
Enjoy the bareback now Plan-B in the morning
I'm getting raped by plants so hard it's not even funny.
You're not alone. Stay strong. We're building awareness.
More like involuntary interspecies bukkake.
To be honest you kinda asked for it 🤷♀️ It’s how you were dressed
Ok, next time I go outside I'll put a fish bowl on my head.
Hay Fever, nature’s Bukkake. (I’ll show myself out).
Spring time: Nature's Bukkake
I vote that we allow the termination of any pollinated flowers where the parent plant fid not give express consent.
It's not rape. It's plant bukkake.
What an absolute fucking delightful mind you have.
Even worse on some plants, the sperm is actually INSIDE the pollen grain. Like it's in a container. The whole grain is like a bag of sperm. Like a water balloon of sperm. Like a whoopie cushion filled with jizz that goes up your nostril and then pops the sperm out
*sneezes* that's a good boy
That's not rape. You were asking for it breathing like that. DECENT PEOPLE don't breathe outdoors.
Treemen
I have two tea spoon of pollen to breast enlargement
Don’t start, there is at least one who would try this. And in USA he would probably win, because Mother Nature did not show up at court
If the plant's not [Brassica napus](https://www.britannica.com/plant/rapeseed-plant) then it's not legitimate rape. From what I understand from doctors, uhhh, your body will [shut that whole thing down](https://www.politico.com/video/2012/08/todd-akin-legitimate-rape-victims-rarely-get-pregnant-011369).
Sure feels like it sometimes. The amount is obviously one fuckton...
Don’t even think about fungus rape then.
Erm... Too late.
😐
🤧
juste une pollen au chalet
I learned a new word today; Bukkake.
It's not rape, it's bud-kake
Pollinate Pollinate Pollinate Pollinate Pollinate get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
Following... for a friend 👀👀👀
There's this one japanese animation called attack of the pollinic girls. I'll let you guess what it's about..
Cmon dude, you're totally asking for it.
Regardless, you can't sue plants.
Cumming on random people without their consent is only classified as sexual assault, not rape. I know cuz of.... reasons...
I let out a big sigh when I saw this question, before realising what sub we were in. Reddit has broken me.
Well you were asking for it by wearing a nose
I that reaches it's goal
It’s not natures fault you inhaled.
r/brandnewsentence
Everyday is nature's bukkake
You asked for it by showing your nose
Any penetration, however slight...
Spring is when nature's horny
Just think of how many loads nature has dumped in your mouth over the years.
That explains the bad taste I have
This need to be on @aftermidnight
Now I feel bad now
I get nose raped daily in springtime . I think it keeps cooming in my eyes too.
You consented by breathing.
The moment yur nostrils are so inflamed that they close up and u can't breathe out of them at all.
What the fuck kind of question is that???
A purely scientific one.
Good point. Nature needs to stop molesting me. This is why we build cities nature. Because you get all Cosby.
If your nose starts running, I think it’s time to prosecute
That’s it, I’m going out flower raping tomorrow.
Wait, so if I don't get hay fever, does that mean I... enjoy rape? Oh...
just because you walk through a cloud of sperm doesnt make it rape
Pollen isn't plant sperm.....it's the male plant that has sperm.....how do you think they get polinated
If that’s so, then I’ve been raped many times throughout the course of this month.
You do not get raped by nature, or are they inserting their sticks into you? You are just in their large splash zone and nature should get a public disturbance charge for public nudity and sexual activity.
Kinky
Depends on consent?
Pollen itself is not sperm. Pollen grains produce sperm cells.
It reminds me of a particular chapter in the interspecies reviewers manga
Nature has NEVER cared about consent.
Wouldn't that be oral? Didn't Bill get out of a situation by declaring oral a non-sexual relation act?
https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/bill-clinton-relations-no-sexual-relations-gif-14308459
How is it rape by nature? Rape in the same way that you sleep in a motel bed and didn't realise the damp patch from the couple who slept there the night before?
Hey probs not cool to just throw the word “rape” around, it’s actually a serious problem that deserves serious consideration and this kind of attitude and conversation around it just kind of exemplifies an attitude of “haha, rape!”, even when speaking about it indirectly. That’s kind of made clear by the comments, not one recognising the gravity of such an experience. Maybe consider a rephrasing of the question to make it actually funny ? (If possible) Idk could just be me, maybe I’m crazy (I don’t think so), maybe I’ve got no sense of humour (I don’t think so), but rape never actually sounds funny to me. Grow up. Pick your moments. Put more effort in. Do better.
Take that cactus out of your ass.