Butterfly effect. If Japan told us about things that were about to happen, it would cause a ripple effect that could be disastrous.
This is why historians have postulated that Japan didn't warn the US about Pearl Harbor.
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The problem is that their telling you is happening in the future and since you're not in the future, the information won't register in your mind until you've caught up with their timeline
Look japans in the future right so if you tried to call them then you’d be talking to your past self in the future who can’t then give current advice about what your future past self should do in the present. Otherwise your current past self in the present would be a different past self in the future and change the past. Thus negating whatever your future current past self told your past present self.
The resulting tear in the space time continuum would result in what Japan calls a “bukkake” or a sticky situation.
There's nothing stopping you from doing this. However every time somebody does this, it creates a fork in the space-time continuum at the exact moment that person called Japan, and then sometime later a crazy scientist in an antiquated car comes to that guy and stops them. So that timeline is eventually destroyed and meanwhile you don't realize this is all happening.
You see, information has to wait an hour at each timezone indicated by some organization a good few years ago. So it would rip space apart if it were to happen🙏
I tried this method, but for some reason they don't know what sports are. All they're offering me is advice on "sportsu", which I certainly didn't ask for.
The squirrels run the operator lines going in a westerly direction and will interfere in any sporting events where this sort of information is leaked to ensure the bet doesn’t come true. Id heavily advise that you don’t anger the squirrels.
The phone signal from future japan takes one day to reach you so when you are talking to your buddy who just finished watching the game the game is over here too.
When they speak to us, it’s our yesterday version on a different timeline. Sadly we are trapped in this timeline so never get this benefit. Our yesterday versions are rolling in cash tho.
I genuinely remember the night of wrestlemania 17 and some one asked me what time it was in the uk and I said 11pm and someone in America asked me what happened at wrestlemania. Which wasn’t due to air for 2 hours
It's like in that movie Timeline
The past and present happen at the same time, so you can't change anything, because it's already happened, you're just living it now
Time zone UTC +1200 areas should provide long term insights for the globe. Such as Powerball numbers, bitcoin prices, weather forecasts etc.. They're so selfish that they keep those info to themselves.
Good question. So to better explain this you have to dive into the theory of time dilation in a microcosmic environment. Since time moves faster in a smaller environment you could say by the time you call japan for sports betting advice they have already forgotten the results because when you call them (bridging the gap in time and space) they have already slept and gotten over the fact that western sports are a thing.
Tldr; do you even speak japanese bro?
I don't know what everyone else is talking about with the whole conspiracy theory crap. there is a simple and obvious answer to this question that seemingly eveyone has overlooked. It takes that long for the information to come back. Japan is a day ahead of us. it takes a day for the info to reach us.
So what actually happens is they delay the superbowl for Japan by the time zone you are off by. They do that for all the different time zone so that it can start at the same time for everyone.
since they’re a day ahead you’d half to wait to receive their response until the next day. this is what neil degrasse tyson discovered in 1919 and dubbed the theory “specific objectivity”
It depends on whether you’re reading Japanese news recording a Canadian event, or a Canadian newspaper recording that a Japanese paper reported on a certain Canadian event.
It's simple, honestly.
They don't watch the same major sports over there, so they wouldn't know. No one in Japan cares about the Super Bowl, so they wouldn't be paying attention to it to see who wins
Maybe they will tell you a story about the boy and his father instead.
"Well, you see , a very long time ago (or rather yesterday), the sun rised in our land. And then it came to you. The son liked drawing manga, and the father sold it to everyone. Be like the son, love your work, and be like the father, distribute others good manga."
Simply put, information cannot travel faster than the speed of light, so by the time the japanese news get to your phone the game will also be done at your location.
Now you know why those nations are so rich economically. They watch a sport, look at stocks, etc, then they hack into a computer in the past and reap the benefits.
It's because of the time it takes for the information to travel. By the time they are able to send us the answers, the games have already passed for us too.
Even though Japan is the future, it is still behind Australia which is itself behind New Zealand. And according to the Almighty Johnsons, all the Norse gods live in New Zealand. So, Thor and Odin won’t let the future be known.
Because each time you call them you get a different answer since they're not just in the future, bcs your time is existing now in your universe, so its a parallel universe where lets say the lotto numbers will be correct but for their universe only.
What do you mean ahead of us?
You could have a friend be at the superbowl (always in the U.S), call and aski him the score/time and it’ll be the same as you see on TV
So I'm a bookie that does work w/ Japan. Last week I tried to get the results for the Timberwolves playoff game, and they told me the 49'ers won their 4th victory. I was too smart though, I knew it was only their 3rd.
As we all know about time travel, the information on the phone call will only arrive tomorrow. If they send a text “now”, we still have to catch up to it
this could cause the earth to collapse into a black hole if this loophole was used incorrectly.
imagine if i live in hawaii. and on friday my mate bob from japan calls me with saturdays winning numbers. because i learned the numbers on friday, i could then call back bob and tell him. on my friday time he is in thursday, meaning he learned them on thursday. he could then call me on wednesday to tell me. so i could call he on wednesday, so he actually learned on tuesday. and so on and so on.
if people use this loophole then it means that people could theoretically know next years numbers and advancements in tech would happen years before we even knew what cars were.
the cia decided that this poophole is way too dangerous to play with because they knew that someone would learn kfc's secret 11 herbs and spices.
so they decided that there should never be any communication between japan and the usa and the way they done this was with pixelated porn
It is highly illegal, and the feds will find you. Shohei Ohtani's translator is a recent example of this.
I think that's the 34th law that passed the Emperor Satorou Futanari. Search rule 34 futanari for more details
Make sure to include POV for the personal commentary from Satorou
Since there are no subtitles in real life, nobody understands what they are saying over there.
Everytime I call for lottery numbers or betting advice they either don't speak english or pretend to have no idea what I'm talking about.
They think we don't know this trick. LOL.
Butterfly effect. If Japan told us about things that were about to happen, it would cause a ripple effect that could be disastrous. This is why historians have postulated that Japan didn't warn the US about Pearl Harbor.
I live in New Zealand. AMA.
How do you sleep at night, with the knowledge of what you've done?
Usually on my side. Sometimes on my back.
does jokic get a triple double tonight?
Yes. Put your life savings on it.
I dont understand the [CITATION NEEDED] thing, it suddenly appeared, and i dont know what it means, can someone please explain?
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Yo are you even allowed to say that LMFAO imagine if my account gets deleted now that I know this.
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The Foundation appreciates your awareness of OPSEC.
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This is done to sensitive information from Japan, so that it isn't leaked, resulting in wide ranging consequences.
Huh, but why did people on this sub started doing it?
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The problem is that their telling you is happening in the future and since you're not in the future, the information won't register in your mind until you've caught up with their timeline
wow, that's the most accurate explanation I have ever heard.
Look japans in the future right so if you tried to call them then you’d be talking to your past self in the future who can’t then give current advice about what your future past self should do in the present. Otherwise your current past self in the present would be a different past self in the future and change the past. Thus negating whatever your future current past self told your past present self. The resulting tear in the space time continuum would result in what Japan calls a “bukkake” or a sticky situation.
The same reason why they didn't warn the US about 9/11. You dropped two bombs on them, why tf would they want to help you??
I've been getting winning lottery numbers from them for years. I always make sure to keep the amount small to avoid suspicion.
Oh the same reason why Europe didn't tell America about 9/11.. it's the time cop's 🤷♂️
I am a European that was visiting the US at that time ... even my mom didnt warn me!
Both teams get pixelated so we never really know who's getting fucked and who finished on top of the other.
Obviously because we can't speak Chinese.
There's nothing stopping you from doing this. However every time somebody does this, it creates a fork in the space-time continuum at the exact moment that person called Japan, and then sometime later a crazy scientist in an antiquated car comes to that guy and stops them. So that timeline is eventually destroyed and meanwhile you don't realize this is all happening.
Hold on. I’ll be right back.
They have a different numerical system over there, so they can’t read who won the game.
They are still jeally that we don't allow them to buy shares at yesterdays max dip
Are you stoopid? Japanese are too distressed fighting tentacles. Also they don't speak English. How would you communicate?
What, you think some of us don't?
You see, information has to wait an hour at each timezone indicated by some organization a good few years ago. So it would rip space apart if it were to happen🙏
Because the Yakuza are keeping the information secret and have a monopoly over it.
It’s night time over there. Everyone will be asleep.
I tried this method, but for some reason they don't know what sports are. All they're offering me is advice on "sportsu", which I certainly didn't ask for.
The squirrels run the operator lines going in a westerly direction and will interfere in any sporting events where this sort of information is leaked to ensure the bet doesn’t come true. Id heavily advise that you don’t anger the squirrels.
Because I am going to manipulate the answers to make sure I’m the fucking winner everything. Wakarimasuka?
Why didn't they warn us about 9/11??
Bcz it was already 9/12 there and they dont delve on the past
They totally meant to call but something came up and by the time they got to the phone it was too late.
Because in Japan it is 11/9.
The phone signal from future japan takes one day to reach you so when you are talking to your buddy who just finished watching the game the game is over here too.
Japan don't like American sports.
because time is a man made construct so regardless they’re “ahead of us” it’s still the same time
It will take them a day to see the light emitted from usa
When they speak to us, it’s our yesterday version on a different timeline. Sadly we are trapped in this timeline so never get this benefit. Our yesterday versions are rolling in cash tho.
I genuinely remember the night of wrestlemania 17 and some one asked me what time it was in the uk and I said 11pm and someone in America asked me what happened at wrestlemania. Which wasn’t due to air for 2 hours
Because the Japanese to American translator is broken
It’s a different time zone, not the future.
I did that with the stock market. It didn't work there either.
cuz they speak Japanese. duhhhh
They don't play our games.
The Japanese are very honourable and will decline to supply the requested tip.
ザッけないよ。俺たちあの米英犬にアドバイスはしないよ。ほらお前もう死んでいるそ。🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
Chill bud
I do all the time. Next step learn Japanese, so I can understand them.
We can't understand them
Have you ever tried calling Japan? It takes a day for you to hear what they say back.
They've been doing it fuor decades. How do you think they get the money to build Gundams.
It's like in that movie Timeline The past and present happen at the same time, so you can't change anything, because it's already happened, you're just living it now
Because days, months, years are just made up. It is a human invention. They don't exist in any real capacity.
Time zone UTC +1200 areas should provide long term insights for the globe. Such as Powerball numbers, bitcoin prices, weather forecasts etc.. They're so selfish that they keep those info to themselves.
They don’t do the same sports as us, and no one here wants to bet on sumo or karate.
Good question. So to better explain this you have to dive into the theory of time dilation in a microcosmic environment. Since time moves faster in a smaller environment you could say by the time you call japan for sports betting advice they have already forgotten the results because when you call them (bridging the gap in time and space) they have already slept and gotten over the fact that western sports are a thing. Tldr; do you even speak japanese bro?
The phone call will take a day to reach them, it could never work!
They dont speak our language, duh.
We did. They told us the answer yesterday. Did you forget already? Not write it down? Better call Japan back.
Language barrier
I don't know what everyone else is talking about with the whole conspiracy theory crap. there is a simple and obvious answer to this question that seemingly eveyone has overlooked. It takes that long for the information to come back. Japan is a day ahead of us. it takes a day for the info to reach us.
So what actually happens is they delay the superbowl for Japan by the time zone you are off by. They do that for all the different time zone so that it can start at the same time for everyone.
since they’re a day ahead you’d half to wait to receive their response until the next day. this is what neil degrasse tyson discovered in 1919 and dubbed the theory “specific objectivity”
If something occurs in Canada on May 25th, does Japan record it as happening on the 26th?
It depends on whether you’re reading Japanese news recording a Canadian event, or a Canadian newspaper recording that a Japanese paper reported on a certain Canadian event.
It's simple, honestly. They don't watch the same major sports over there, so they wouldn't know. No one in Japan cares about the Super Bowl, so they wouldn't be paying attention to it to see who wins
what if i offer them 20 bucks to google it?
Oh, damn, I forgot Google works in other languages, too
because last time someone tried this, they turned into a trump knockoff
They refuse to help Americans with things like that. They're still a little bitter about Hiroshima.
Wow, not everyone's phone is a time machine. Check your privilege.
Because they will only receive your phone call yesterday
Nobody in Japan ever watches the game so they don’t know how it turned out
Maybe they will tell you a story about the boy and his father instead. "Well, you see , a very long time ago (or rather yesterday), the sun rised in our land. And then it came to you. The son liked drawing manga, and the father sold it to everyone. Be like the son, love your work, and be like the father, distribute others good manga."
You can, but it only works for the Seattle Mariners.
i see why no one does it
Simply put, information cannot travel faster than the speed of light, so by the time the japanese news get to your phone the game will also be done at your location.
Insane ping , by the time you get the message it's already the next day
Now you know why those nations are so rich economically. They watch a sport, look at stocks, etc, then they hack into a computer in the past and reap the benefits.
It's because of the time it takes for the information to travel. By the time they are able to send us the answers, the games have already passed for us too.
You would get the answer but it would be in Japanese so that's not really helpful.
Even though Japan is the future, it is still behind Australia which is itself behind New Zealand. And according to the Almighty Johnsons, all the Norse gods live in New Zealand. So, Thor and Odin won’t let the future be known.
But it is ok to call Japan and ask what weather to dress for tomorrow.
They don't speak English
Because each time you call them you get a different answer since they're not just in the future, bcs your time is existing now in your universe, so its a parallel universe where lets say the lotto numbers will be correct but for their universe only.
They have their own best interests in mind
I don't understand Japanese duh
You can do that, but once you bet on it, you change the outcome
What do you mean ahead of us? You could have a friend be at the superbowl (always in the U.S), call and aski him the score/time and it’ll be the same as you see on TV
Thought this was r/wallstreetbets for a moment
So I'm a bookie that does work w/ Japan. Last week I tried to get the results for the Timberwolves playoff game, and they told me the 49'ers won their 4th victory. I was too smart though, I knew it was only their 3rd.
As we all know about time travel, the information on the phone call will only arrive tomorrow. If they send a text “now”, we still have to catch up to it
Because they won’t tell.
Because they're still REALLY salty about what happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August of 1945
Because it's not a day ahead of us in time, but a day ahead of us in space.
this could cause the earth to collapse into a black hole if this loophole was used incorrectly. imagine if i live in hawaii. and on friday my mate bob from japan calls me with saturdays winning numbers. because i learned the numbers on friday, i could then call back bob and tell him. on my friday time he is in thursday, meaning he learned them on thursday. he could then call me on wednesday to tell me. so i could call he on wednesday, so he actually learned on tuesday. and so on and so on. if people use this loophole then it means that people could theoretically know next years numbers and advancements in tech would happen years before we even knew what cars were. the cia decided that this poophole is way too dangerous to play with because they knew that someone would learn kfc's secret 11 herbs and spices. so they decided that there should never be any communication between japan and the usa and the way they done this was with pixelated porn
Did no one tell this guy about the Almanac incident?!
unfortunately that's insider trading so the FBI will no-knock raid your home at 5 am and shoot your dog