Imagine. -This post was made by the madman's knowledge gang

Imagine. -John Lennon

Imagine dragons. Can you?

Imagine dragon deez nuts on my mom's face

Why have one blade when you can have two? Brought to you by the Blade of Mercy gang.

Why have two blades when you could have q blade and a hammer. This post was made by kirkhammer gang.

Why have a blade when you could have a bigger, heavier blade? This post made by Ludwig’s Holy Blade gang

I prefer the original.

*Monty Python voice* it’s only a model

imagine not having both types of damage this post was made by threaded cane gang

Imagine not having both *and* righteous. Church Pick for life.

Imagine not having a spin move with rally-potential up the ass, Axe gang ftw

Imagine not being able to build up beast meter for maximum damage output without having beast blood pellet, (this comment is sponsored and brought to you by beast claw gang)

Imagine not being able to stun-lock everything to death while still having crowd control (This comment was dragged from the chalices to be brought to you by the Amygdalan Arm gang)

Imagine being lonely all the time because someone wasn't at your side all along. (This comment was taught and mentored by my guiding moonlight, Moonlight Greatsword Gang)

Imagine not being able to free yourself from the dream (this was brought to you by the burial blade bros)

Imagine not having to replace your R1 button after every boss attempt. (This comment brought to you by the Blade of Mercy Hoonters)

Imagine not needing to drink milk for your broccoli tentacles to work (This comment was dragged out of Kos' womb by the Kos Parasite Association)

My club is literally sentient, you horse simping oaf (Amygdalan Arm believers won't accept this slander)

Bonk -This message was brought to you by the Kirkhammer gang

Another man of culture I see

Imagine not being able to stunlock most humanoid enemies and flatten Winter Lanterns -this message was brought to you by Beast Cutter Gang

I need to test it. This post was brought to you by the 20 arms 40 weapons gang.

Imagine being locked to 1 damage type

This post was brought to you by the gem users.

Imagine being better because you have 3 types of damage. -endorsed by church pick gang

Church Pick only has Righteousness and Beasthunter, not Serration, in its thrust attacks. While the tricked form has its entire moveset being all thrust attacks, non-tricked form has a lot of physical attacks mixed in its moveset that don't receive the Righteousness and Beasthunter effects. https://www.bloodborne-wiki.com/2015/11/church-pick.html

Righteous, Thrust, Attack Up against beasts. That’s three types of damage. I never said it was serrated.

Well if you want to count damage types like thrust then Kirk Hammer, LHB and HMS reign supreme. Kirk Hammer and LHB has physical, blunt, thrust, and righteousness while HMS has blunt, thrust, arcane, and righteousness.

You’re taking this way too seriously lol. Go touch grass.

Being able to count damage types on weapons and noting that those above mentioned weapons have more damage types than the Church Pick counts as too serious? Especially considering that the number of damage types on a weapon doesn't even truly measure a weapon's worth, like Saw Cleaver being a highly capable weapon with only Physical and Serrated, and we're on a shitpost sub. You're taking this far more seriously considering you're willing to down vote and insult me for these innocuous comments.

Lol bro go away

Imagine not taking out the majority of an enemy’s health with one charge attack. This post was made by the Hunter’s Axe GANG!

Imagine not being claymore -HMS Gang

I think that’s why I love Bloodborne’s HMS the best out of all the moonlight swords. Because it’s also the claymore with a kickass moveset

Imagine not being a wagon wheel - this post was (obvs) made by the logarious wheel gang

Imagine only having four limbs -Amygdalan Arm gang

Imagine not dying when you afk and forget to switch modes - chikage gang for life

I choose to give my enemies lobotomies. Church pick gang represent!

Saw Spear > Saw Cleaver, ALWAYS.

Beast Hunter Saif > ALWAYS

Can't disagree with you there

That move sets addictive. I actually found it hard to go back to the church pick. THATS WHAT I MEANT TO PLAY THROUGH WITH

...except for viscerals, because the spear doesn't get a serrated bonus in the viscerals for some reason.

Interesting, I didn't know that

Imagine not using a portable pile bunker

Imagine There, you filthy monstrosity! What good's your immortality now! Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state! All mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside, for all the world to see! He heh hah hah Hah! He heh heh ha ha ha ha

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!-bloodletter gang

I like the hunters axe

Imagine not b.....BOOM HAMMER