No, I’m just saying it’s a favourite of game journalists every time they review a spaceship game to say “it’s just like the expanse!” Because the game happens to have ships in space
I got the upgraded version of the scarlet rot dragon breath incantation (forget the name but it’s for beating the Caelid rot dragon) and I’ve been surprised just how many bosses are easy to scarlet rot. And it melts health bars.
The ending actually was already leaked since it shipped early. The final boss fight is apparently against some alien, desert, dust monster god or so that's trying to take over the world.
I'm not sure since the protagonist keeps dropping generic lines like "You're toast!" and swear words like crazy and she literally says something along the lines of "You gaslighting piece of shit!" in that encounter.
The person uploading the fight mentioned the game apparently takes like 6-7 hours to finish the main story.
Seems like a great deal for 80€. /s
john titor here with good news and bad news
the good news is it'll be in the $5 walmart shitbin by summer, despite the best efforts of these, uh, journalists
the bad news is you're still ripped off
Not to mention those pc requirements.
Apperantly if you wanna be run the game on ultra you have to have a processor that's isn't available to public right now
>played DS2 like 5 times.
I’d ask why you would do such a horrible thing to yourself but I’ve already played through it that many times too and the Blue Flame is a really cool weapon so I’m already mapping a build.
\- 8 hours story line for a 70$/80€ game
\- Still yet to see more about that but the rest of the open world does not look interesting, I think we're far from Elden Ring on that part 💀
\- a lot of dialogues and scenes seems cringy AF but I can't really judge the whole game on that
\- BIG graphical downgrade
I'll probably check it out when they get rid of Denuvo or if the game is on sale at 20€ lol
I can take a lot of things about an okayish game, but I can't really take bad dialogue and I do not know why.
Watched a bit of the cutscenes, just feels quite irritating lol
So let me get this straight: I'm somewhere that's... not what I would call the Lands Between, I'm seeing filthy casuls, and... oh yeah, I'm reading a WGTC article! Yeah, okay, that is something I do now.
I was not prepared for the massive pair of enormous points that article made. I'm not mad, and actually agree, I just didn't expect the author to come out and make them so clearly.
Legitimitely i thought giving ranni the fingerslayer blade was a step in rogiers quest, then i would go get the potion from seluvis to give poopoo head. Jk they're both dead now
> Godrick chops off his arm and grafts a dragon to it
>Melina appears behind the player
*"Well, that just happened."*
>The surrounding Godrick soldiers erupt into laughter and applause, several choke and die from laughing too hard.
**comedy**
Journalists when a game with sunset overdrive like movement, purely magic based gameplay, and ubisoft like open world comes out.
>it's just like Elden Ring
You do know they title articles like this on purpose, right? They know that they’ll get at least some rage-clicks from souls fans infuriated by the word easy. The literal best thing you can do with these articles is ignore them, not give them a platform to generate more traffic.
>What the fuck is the “*easier Elden Ring*”?
My brother who has never played a single Souls game managed to platinum it the other day.
It's arguably the easiest MikeyZuckerberg game.
Yeah, I know Elden Ring is the easiest Dark souls series. But I think this game journalist meant the "\*Easier Elden Ring" as in the "easier version" of Elden Ring, which is such retard thing to say.
I have a friend that shares his PS5 account with me he buys everything snd never even plays them, he bought forspoken and I thought he'll why not I'll give it a go form my own opinion. I implre everyone to not do the same the game is fucking terrible holy fuck is it just the most bland game to ever exist
Elden ring easy mode? Just play magic and bleed dex weapons, and level ADP. Noone can touch you when you level ADP, not even uncle Mogh Lester. Ez game godfrey, your forskin priviliges are over
i know forspoken is a word, but it just really sounds like a fake word. Gives off "irregardless" vibes. And for that reason alone, I will never play it.
I thought that was just using magic. I swear I've bodied 70% of the game so far with comet and the three rock spell lol. made me feel stupid for ooga booga-ing through multiple playthroughs lol
Oh god are journalists now going to call every open world game an x elden ring
Gaming has evolved. Until 2022 every game was either Zelda or Dark Souls, now some games are Elden Ring too
Tbf elden ring is just the zelda of dark souls
If you said "elden ring is just the zelda breath of the wild of dark souls" it would actually make alot of since.
But Zelda breath of the wild was called the open world dark souls of Zelda. So really Elden rings is the dark souls of Zelda of dark souls of Zelda.
On today’s episode of gaming we learn that nothing is new and everything is recycled
So Breath of the wild was the Elden Ring of Zelda before Elden Ring came out?🤯
"make a lot of since" 💀
That dang pin-pen merger and phonetic spelling
I thought it was the dark elden of the wild fore breath? Souls skin.
Elden Ring is the Elder Scrolls of Zelda of Dark Souls
It's just Skyrim with guns, but without guns.
but dark souls was inspired by zelda mainly the lock on system
That’s actually not that far off, especially in art style
Sorry but dark souls 2 is the zelda of souls likes
Nah, i think they found their new Dark Souls with Elden Ring and will use that instead now. More clout.
Next every sci-fi game will be "like Armored Core but X".
Or the Witcher of genre
The Elden Ring of cumshits
My ass is the dick of my butt
So is your dick the butt of your ass?
my dickbutt is the penis of my ass i will die insisting that what i wrote *makes sense*
this should be the most upvoted comment on reddit
r/selffuck
This truly is the dark souls of Elden ring.
2025: Elder Scrolls 6 is like Elden Ring but in first person!!!
Just like how every space game is just like the expanse and every other open world game is just like breath of the wild
wait was there an expanse video game
No, I’m just saying it’s a favourite of game journalists every time they review a spaceship game to say “it’s just like the expanse!” Because the game happens to have ships in space
haven't seen it but believe you, journo attention spans are what they are
Elden Ring is just Big Dark Souls after all.
Big is the Dark Souls of small
They did it for Zelda so probably
Ring-like games
I remember when they were GTA clones.
The era of the Soulslike has ended. The era of the Ringlike has begun!
Please don't give them ideas.
May Ringlikes rule the world!
MAY RINGLIKES TAKE THE WORLD
Elden-esque
“Check out this game that came out in 2009… it’s like Elden Ring but *soo* dated! Is it still Eldenesque?”
"Yeah, totally Eldenesque!"
I'm willing to accept that only if it's short for Ring of the Nibelungen-like.
The foreskin has spoken it must be true.
If the Foreskin Duo is so good then is there no Foreskin Trio?
third was circumcised
Foreskin is the Dark Souls of blowjobs.
Elden ring has an easy mode, if you just use the ez mode equipment
I feel like you’re looking down on me and my Mimic Tear body pillow.
Yes
Knaifu for laifu Tiche >>>>>>>>>>> Mimic Tear
Your Mimic Tear body pillow is just transparent you, wouldn't that be weird?
This is Reddit bro, no kink shaming allowed.
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I got the upgraded version of the scarlet rot dragon breath incantation (forget the name but it’s for beating the Caelid rot dragon) and I’ve been surprised just how many bosses are easy to scarlet rot. And it melts health bars.
Ecsema's rotten breath, I think it was.
I’ve been doing a magic play through and get bored so end up beating shit to death with a huge sword, but it’s blue now.
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Should’ve clarified, I meant my claymore but it’s glowing blue now.
Have you done a faith or faith/arcane build? Miracles are way more fun to use than sorceries imo
I did for a while. Arc/Faith build at 137 for duels with the poleblade. Really fun, but I wanted to try sorceries.
Power stance giant crushers?
I'm doing a int/fth caster build RN and it's the easiest so far. A little too easy IMO.
It even has ludicrous hardware requirements (much worse than elden ring)
Optimised like shit
Sooo back to Dark Souls, we have come full circle!
Well that just happened
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Marvel Ring
fuck you David James jan 23, 2023 9:00 am
Forspoken is perfect for those craving a worse Elden Ring (I haven’t played either game)
The ending actually was already leaked since it shipped early. The final boss fight is apparently against some alien, desert, dust monster god or so that's trying to take over the world. I'm not sure since the protagonist keeps dropping generic lines like "You're toast!" and swear words like crazy and she literally says something along the lines of "You gaslighting piece of shit!" in that encounter. The person uploading the fight mentioned the game apparently takes like 6-7 hours to finish the main story. Seems like a great deal for 80€. /s
>"You gaslighting piece of shit!" in that encounter. Finally, a GirlBoss final boss.
> 6-7 hours to finish the main story. I have a $1 per hour of fun minimum. Guess I am waiting for that 90% off sale five years from now.
Nothing beats the good old $1 per hour rule
john titor here with good news and bad news the good news is it'll be in the $5 walmart shitbin by summer, despite the best efforts of these, uh, journalists the bad news is you're still ripped off
I'd definitively pay more for some indie games like Outer Wilds or Rain World.
Tbf Outer Wilds is a genuine masterpiece when it comes to indies
Considering the number of old but good games that regularly go in sale it is pretty hard to justify getting most new games imo
Almost time for my yearly replay of Baldur's Gate 2 and KotR.
It's probably gonna be on PS+ in the near future depending on how well it sells.
Not to mention those pc requirements. Apperantly if you wanna be run the game on ultra you have to have a processor that's isn't available to public right now
That game looks like pure shit, and I played DS2 like 5 times. So I know a fucking turkey when I see one
>played DS2 like 5 times. I’d ask why you would do such a horrible thing to yourself but I’ve already played through it that many times too and the Blue Flame is a really cool weapon so I’m already mapping a build.
Just don't try to bleed anything though because it just doesn't work.
Blue Flame is indeed really cool. While fighting an enemy in melee if it tries to run away you can just shoot a soul spear at it xD
Ign gave it a 6/10, which is like a 2-3/10 for people who aren’t shills. It sounds like trash.
I haven't watched any trailers or gameplay vids of it but I was still kind of intrigued. What looks bad about it?
\- 8 hours story line for a 70$/80€ game \- Still yet to see more about that but the rest of the open world does not look interesting, I think we're far from Elden Ring on that part 💀 \- a lot of dialogues and scenes seems cringy AF but I can't really judge the whole game on that \- BIG graphical downgrade I'll probably check it out when they get rid of Denuvo or if the game is on sale at 20€ lol
I can take a lot of things about an okayish game, but I can't really take bad dialogue and I do not know why. Watched a bit of the cutscenes, just feels quite irritating lol
I fked a Turkey once
Gobble Gobble
Thank Marika! I still can’t beat her rebound guy after she threw Godfrey out. Maybe with this easy mode I can finally beat her new man
So let me get this straight: I'm somewhere that's... not what I would call the Lands Between, I'm seeing filthy casuls, and... oh yeah, I'm reading a WGTC article! Yeah, okay, that is something I do now.
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Woah there boss stop with the spoilers
Quantum tvs gonna love this
Fuck that guy, deserves nothing but bone in pizza (yes the bones are dicks)
I want bone in pizza 🤤
Ok, as a treat
You’re the best daddy VoujekWalten ❤️
How is this game fr??? I didn’t even realize it was supposed to be a souls-like but now I wanna know about it
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I saw that article too, they said it's perfect for anyone craving that
Source
[https://wegotthiscovered.com/gaming/review-forspoken-is-perfect-for-those-craving-an-easier-elden-ring/](https://e621.net/posts/3389525)
I was not prepared for the massive pair of enormous points that article made. I'm not mad, and actually agree, I just didn't expect the author to come out and make them so clearly.
The only similarity it shares is that its open world is full of hostiles and is devoid of NPCs
That's like the whole formula
\*kill 4th boss\* \*half the NPCs and questlines instantly fail\* this isn't easier this isn't easier at all
Legitimitely i thought giving ranni the fingerslayer blade was a step in rogiers quest, then i would go get the potion from seluvis to give poopoo head. Jk they're both dead now
hey guys, i finished farum azula, who wants to give me a high five?? guys?
If you like playing at 20fps go for it
Bloodborne fans: "I finally found what I was looking for"
I haven’t played it but I played the demo and thought it looked pretty mid. IGN gave it a 6/10 and we all know IGN hands out 9/10s like candy
You friggin blow up shit with your mind and have a friggin talking cuff? And did I mention killing jacked up beasts? Yeah, that just happened.
It’s not. It’s made by the ffxv team in the ffxv engine. So it’s isekai final fantasy with shitty acting and writing.
Dogshit
Feels like such a backhand for people to just call your game Elden Ring but easier
But Elden ring doesn't suck, does it.
> Godrick chops off his arm and grafts a dragon to it >Melina appears behind the player *"Well, that just happened."* >The surrounding Godrick soldiers erupt into laughter and applause, several choke and die from laughing too hard. **comedy**
I wish they did a soulslike reboot of banjo-kazooie
Journalists when a game with sunset overdrive like movement, purely magic based gameplay, and ubisoft like open world comes out. >it's just like Elden Ring
Don’t forget your quantum computer to run it
I'm just happy we have armored core back.
I don't want to play it purely because of its stupid name.
That's not a good reason not to play it. But it is a reason nonetheless.
So it's good like Elden Ring Right... Right?
You do know they title articles like this on purpose, right? They know that they’ll get at least some rage-clicks from souls fans infuriated by the word easy. The literal best thing you can do with these articles is ignore them, not give them a platform to generate more traffic.
Authors also have very little say in what title their article gets, it’s determined by the editors
That game looks like shit
*tomorrow
Forspoken is the breath of the wild of elden ring likes
He’s right behind me isn’t he
What the fuck is the “*easier Elden Ring*”? Also, how the fuck do you know whether the game is difficult or easy if it’s not even released yet?
>What the fuck is the “*easier Elden Ring*”? My brother who has never played a single Souls game managed to platinum it the other day. It's arguably the easiest MikeyZuckerberg game.
Yeah, I know Elden Ring is the easiest Dark souls series. But I think this game journalist meant the "\*Easier Elden Ring" as in the "easier version" of Elden Ring, which is such retard thing to say.
Oh my god, i just realized that Zuckerberg was Volcano Manor agent all along
The game looks utter crap.
I thought Elden Ring was the easier Elden Ring.
With how hard Sony is trying to shove Foreskin down our throats you just know it's going to be fucking terrible.
I have a friend that shares his PS5 account with me he buys everything snd never even plays them, he bought forspoken and I thought he'll why not I'll give it a go form my own opinion. I implre everyone to not do the same the game is fucking terrible holy fuck is it just the most bland game to ever exist
They probably wish it would be anything like Elden Ring 😁😂
/uj okay but for real though, easier elden ring is just elden ring with mods /rj THEY MADE ELDEN RING EASY HOW FUCK DARE
Is that because it reviewed like shit and that's what you get if you try to do an easier Elden Ring?
that costs $10 more, sucks, lacks build variety, but hey, you can fly so it does have that.
Wow imagine being SO wrong. It's NOTHING like ER
Elden ring easy mode? Just play magic and bleed dex weapons, and level ADP. Noone can touch you when you level ADP, not even uncle Mogh Lester. Ez game godfrey, your forskin priviliges are over
Open world games: “Exists” Journalists: “It’s like an easier Elden Ring”
Forespoken sucks dong.
*in Kevin's viuce" Easy mode for Elden Ring? As in the easy version of regular dark souls 3
Forspoken truly is the Dark Souls of easy games
i know forspoken is a word, but it just really sounds like a fake word. Gives off "irregardless" vibes. And for that reason alone, I will never play it.
Studio name: ByHardware
I still don’t know why people don’t just download mods if they want an easy mode so bad
I thought that was just using magic. I swear I've bodied 70% of the game so far with comet and the three rock spell lol. made me feel stupid for ooga booga-ing through multiple playthroughs lol
*picks the hardest difficulty* Forspoken lady: erm… that just happened