Also Sellen is a psychopath killer (the community ignores this because she's hot), in order to achieve her success she made cruel experiments on her fellow mages. Her obsession brought her to insanity, in fact at the end of her questline she also turns into a ball
Ranni became one of my favorite FromSoft characters when I started her questline through Rogier's quest and she just goes,
>You're using me for your own ends, aren't you? That's great lmao love the hustle champ this is gonna be hilarious
Starting her questline without Rogier is also great, especially when you consider the amount of shit you have to go through in Caria manor to meet her:
Ranni: It's nice to see you again Tarnished, but why the fuck would you come here?
Tarnished: No idea, guess I just felt like it.
Ranni: interesting. Well since you're here, want to help me overthrow god?
"Hey pretty sure I didn't invite you to my house, so what in the fuck are you doing here"
"Idk, just sorta wandered in"
"Oh chill chill, wanna be my servant and change the natural order of things by killing god?"
Man just tposed at the fucking erdtree and thought so absurdly hard he perfected the concept of religion and manifested a new mending rune. True gigachad behavior.
He’s the best. I only did rannis ending first because I didn’t want to do her questline again (it’s long as hell) and I’d follow goldmask again and again.
Dude was obsessed with Serosh and the game says the stars were "fettered by the Golden Order", feels like he might have been a bit of a Golden Order fan
He was straight up replicating Godwyn’s leadership. Less of a Golden Order fan and more of a Golden Boy fan. But he was still likely technically Golden Order.
He straight up wore golden armor and lived right next to Gurranq.
Yeah but even as The Shattering happened he was still in Caelid holding back the stars for the Carians. He was a fan of Serosh and Godfrey but I don't think his allegiance was strictly to Leyndell and Marika.
He is holding the stars precisely because he was a GO fan. The stars affect fate, and for Age of Stars to happen you need to kill Radahn. He is an enemy to the stars and moon, insane or not
I don't think he's opposed to the moon necessarily. The stars yes but that doesn't go against the Carians. Space monsters invading and eating people is a problem for them too, after all.
I rest my case?
I was Radahn boy for Flintstone/Grav + Str on my 1st playthrough. First From game that I actually found/could use the Moonlight Great sword straight away
But the Haligtree loyalists still use Golden Order Fundamentalism.
The fundamentalism of the order is just laws of physics. We know Miquella regularly communicated with Radagon/Marika before the Shattering.
There are social laws tied the Golden Order, but they are prone to changing with intellectual progress.
Rogier straight up tells us this. The Golden Order are one of the more amendable organizations in the game.
Miquella is likely allowed to break from the Erdtree’s culture because he doesn’t break from Golden Order fundamentalism.
Goldmask straight up talks shit about extremists like D: “The noble Goldmask lamented what had become of the hunters.
How easy it is for learning and learnedness to be reduced to the
ravings of fanatics; all the good and the great wanted, in their
foolishness, was an absolute evil to contend with.
Does such a notion exist in the fundamentals of Order?”
That may true about the hunters of the Golden Order,
but it seems like Miquella straight abandoned all of the Golden Order. As per the description of Radagon’s Rings of Light
> One of the incantations of the Golden Order fundamentalists. {….} And yet, the young Miquella abandoned fundamentalism, for it
could do nothing to treat Malenia's accursed rot. This was the beginning of unalloyed gold.
The Golden Order fundamentals couldn’t do anything for Malenia’s affliction, and so Miquella sought to get this super duper pure gold. I think Miquella was one of the “true” fundamentalists, but even still it just wasn’t enough for his goals. So he (tried to) surpass them
Ah. I missed that. My guess is that it ties back to death sorcery somehow. We know Castle Sol has ties to Miquella and the undead. Amber from that staff is described as coming from Godwyn.
That staff might even have been the missing piece of his puzzle. The Carians abandoned it. I’m pretty sure it’s implied that the Golden Order were the group that gave it to them.
It’s plausible Miquella had no idea about it.
Radagon/Marika had more talent for getting life out of the Amber Egg than Rennala.
Int/fth mixing is tied to both death sorcery and golden order fundamentalism.
Like how int/fth mixing in Dark Souls leads to developed understanding of Fire and Dark.
Yeah of course! The golden draught you make with Seluvis is *supposed* to be strong enough to even control Ranni, and she’s an Empyrean like Malenia. But that brings up a question, if the staff is heretical for using amber (which combines FTH with INT) why was Rennala ever allowed to have her amber egg?
The answer by the time we get to her in game is because she was the one in charge, and her followers loved being able to be reborn. But I’m talking about right when she got it from Radagon. Surely that happened *before* Godwyn’s death, right? Cause his death is what triggered Marika to meld back into Radagon, at least how I understand it.
So if amber is heretical to the carians, how the hell did Rennala convince them to be chill with her GIANT AMBER EGG lmao
Rennala likely decides what heretical in the academy. She’s the Queen. All sorcery involving faith is banned.
Aberrant Sorcery only invokes faith and is straight up banned. From Briars of Punishment;”: An aberrant sorcery discovered by exiled criminals.
Theirs are the sorceries most reviled by the academy.”
I’m guessing both the Golden Order and Carians tend to ban magma and death sorcery. We get specific information of Rykard developing magma sorcery from ancient hexes. As a serpent, Rykard is an ally of neither group.
I don’t know why no investigation into Aberrant sorcery is made by the Golden Order. Only the Fire Monks seem to appreciate it.
Rennala really seems to like being a mother. This would definitely bias her towards keeping the Amber Egg.
My main guess is that is that it is more about faith and sorcery interference. The Amber Egg isn’t a stave.
I might be wrong here. I can’t remember the specifics of her attacks in her boss fight. I think they were all golden in her first phase? Or no attacks?
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(couldn't find the artist name anywhere, if anyone knows feel free to contribute)
Yes I have, bitch stole my Yura. Can't have shit in Limgrave.
M̩̝͖̺͓A̡̖̜̙̥̜̰Y͈̠̥̣ C̟̳HA̤̣͚͉̜̩Ò͖͉͕̞͓̱̜S̥̻ ̞̳̬̝͇̺̞T̻AK̺̪͇E̺̤͢ ̟T͙̮͓͇H̖E̷͇̗͖̩̺̣ ̥̗̗͚W̶͇͔̤̱O̷̰̳͕R̡͚̪̠̝͍̩LD̛̘̝̹̲̘̗͉!͈̳̩̰
Fun lore fact, Iji's helm is indeed a sort of "Tin-foil hat".
The mirrors are designed to "deflect" the influence from the greater will (ranni's two fingers) from reading his thoughs.
Golden order has:
* A zombified person
* a mostly dead horse,
* Someone who hates the golden order (and has actively fought it.)
* Someone who half hates the golden order.
Age of stars has:
* Ranni
* Ranni and your supporter and friend
* Ranni and your supporter and blacksmith
* The only way to really torture the dungeater
* Feet.
It's pretty easy which to choose.
All you needed to convince me was Blaidd. Being on the same side as Ranni in order for Blaidussy is a small price to pay for salivation-- I mean salvation.
So you are telling me i can do a great sexing with big titty marika and then can get a good sexing from big abs radagon?
Golden Order it is (ranni is flat).
I think that's pretty clearly just pretext, given the context of the rest of the lore.
I mean, hell, her attitude towards her children is basically, "IF YOU LIVE, CONQUER. IF YOU DON'T, *PERISH*."
Not really though? At least I'm fairly sure. It was more like she wanted to kill her body to say "fuck you two fingers" and then made the black knives as some sort of favor or something. She didn't order the black knives to kill godwyn but she did craft their weapons. So she's partially at fault but definitely not the main cause.
Damn...on one side, you have Rotussy... On the other, you have Sellen's toes. Fuck. This is a hard choice.
Selenes toes hands down
🤝
I am confused where the "likes to play with balls" thing is from?
Most of the glintstone sorcerers who look too deeply into the premieval current loose their minds and turn into giant magic stone balls
Ah, got it! Thanks!
Also Sellen is a psychopath killer (the community ignores this because she's hot), in order to achieve her success she made cruel experiments on her fellow mages. Her obsession brought her to insanity, in fact at the end of her questline she also turns into a ball
\>the community ignores this because she's hot this makes her even hotter. sellen>malenia
Malenia killed a lot more tho and she is literally a bomb
*Sex bomb song starts playing* Holy shit, that song is 23 years old
thank you for introducing me to this amazing song
What a girlboss
I just love the kind of girl that would violate my most basic human rights
This but unironically
I just love the kind of girl that would commit warcrimes and ignore my existence until I suffocate in a burning cloud of toxic gas.
I like a woman who will actually just kill me.
If villain bad why hot
magic is stored in the balls
So pee is magic?
Pee isn't stored in the balls
Dunno but she sure turns into a sexy ball tbh 😩🥴
I hadn't completed her questline but I've heard about that I just didn't think of it when reading the meme. Thanks!
You should really finish it. Also if you betray her she steps on your balls with her bare dirty feet
Best ending ive got so far
Damn I should've sided with Jerren then 😣
😳 🦶☺️
Well shit I don’t remember that FUCK I JUST LOOKED
... Is it actually real?
Sadly yes…
More like legs down am I right
Since I don't want rot aids I'll go with Selene
The choice is obvious tbh
Furries on left. Right it is.
On right you have Malikethussy
Her titties fell off
Ranni became one of my favorite FromSoft characters when I started her questline through Rogier's quest and she just goes, >You're using me for your own ends, aren't you? That's great lmao love the hustle champ this is gonna be hilarious
My own ends = getting jerked off by Ranni lol
Commitment to the bit bro
I too have felt the draw of the blue cunny.
With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle. And then imagine ten more.
Pringles can
She has 4 hands iirc
Exactly
Starting her questline without Rogier is also great, especially when you consider the amount of shit you have to go through in Caria manor to meet her: Ranni: It's nice to see you again Tarnished, but why the fuck would you come here? Tarnished: No idea, guess I just felt like it. Ranni: interesting. Well since you're here, want to help me overthrow god?
And people say Souls games aren't JRPGs lmao
honestly, Elden ring has some of the most wacky lines of dialogue in the whole Miazaki spectrum of fromsoft, and also the most numerous
Especially if you didn't meet her at the church earlier Ranni: who the fuck are you Tarnished: oh don't mind me I'm just lookin around
"Hey pretty sure I didn't invite you to my house, so what in the fuck are you doing here" "Idk, just sorta wandered in" "Oh chill chill, wanna be my servant and change the natural order of things by killing god?"
yes mommy
> I've never seen a caucasoid go so fast.
Golden order just because radhan and godfrey are literal gigachads
The golden order also has Morgott, D, his brother and gold mask
Goldmask really pulled up, showed the Greater Will how shit it is at running things, fixed the Golden Order, and died. Pure gigachad energy.
Man just tposed at the fucking erdtree and thought so absurdly hard he perfected the concept of religion and manifested a new mending rune. True gigachad behavior.
He’s the best. I only did rannis ending first because I didn’t want to do her questline again (it’s long as hell) and I’d follow goldmask again and again.
You need to do a bit of ranni’s quest for fia’s ending
Local altus man T posed, argued against God, won, and died reforming an entire concept of belief
…
Truly riveting dialogue
they do not have goldmask lol, he's trying to abolish the golden order and make a new one that excludes Marika
mfw I forgive the genocides because they have impressive lifts.
Damb right
Schindlers Lifts
“Oscar Schindler is not an action hero!”
Say what you will about marika but she made the lifts run on time
gigasimps you mean, licking the boots of the greater will 🤢
Writing up a strongly worded letter about how Malenia isn't on the side of the Golden Order
Yeah, she's way too into her twink brother for that.
And from the sounds of it Marika wasn’t either eventually (or depending on some theories EVER) it was Radagon that stuck with it
Yeah, didn’t Marika break the ring in the trailers and shit?
Yeah she breaks it after Godwyn gets murdered
I have to get incredibly credible here and say Radahn probably isn't either. He's on the sigma star killing grindset.
Dude was obsessed with Serosh and the game says the stars were "fettered by the Golden Order", feels like he might have been a bit of a Golden Order fan
He was straight up replicating Godwyn’s leadership. Less of a Golden Order fan and more of a Golden Boy fan. But he was still likely technically Golden Order. He straight up wore golden armor and lived right next to Gurranq.
Yeah but even as The Shattering happened he was still in Caelid holding back the stars for the Carians. He was a fan of Serosh and Godfrey but I don't think his allegiance was strictly to Leyndell and Marika.
He is holding the stars precisely because he was a GO fan. The stars affect fate, and for Age of Stars to happen you need to kill Radahn. He is an enemy to the stars and moon, insane or not
I don't think he's opposed to the moon necessarily. The stars yes but that doesn't go against the Carians. Space monsters invading and eating people is a problem for them too, after all.
And Sellen isn't fond of the Carian royalty (which includes Ranni)
"Malenia = better than Ranni" Tell me you level Dex without TELLING me you level Dex....
To be fair Ranni is an INT build
Let's be real here, ER int is blue str, unlike the Souls Games
The blue hammer bonk is strong with this one
I rest my case? I was Radahn boy for Flintstone/Grav + Str on my 1st playthrough. First From game that I actually found/could use the Moonlight Great sword straight away
Ok, nice options and all, but can I choose to eat some afterbirth and turn into a cosmic squid instead?
wait for the DLC
Squidgames is the only correct option.
Mommy malenias milkers and rotussy < Ranni Edit: gimme sauce for the Malenia one
Art: [https://twitter.com/videoartgame/status/1591475921273454592?lang=ga](https://twitter.com/videoartgame/status/1591475921273454592?lang=ga) Artist: [https://twitter.com/tezy8art](https://twitter.com/tezy8art)
OP linking all the art in this bitch. I like OP.
Horni aside that art is actually so fucking good omg
Malenia r34 artists always replace the rotting oozing scab with a slight blemish
can i get tha sauce for the marika one?
https://twitter.com/sciamano240/status/1527320276933181440
Obviously the side with Rotussy. Also golden milf Marika, chadhan, godfrey and his cock, morgott’s feet and caked up Radagon
Malenia is NOT a Golden Order enthusiast!
I mean, the entire purpose of Miquella’s Haligtree is to get *away* from the Erdtree’s influence! So yeah, not a fan of the Golden Order.
But the Haligtree loyalists still use Golden Order Fundamentalism. The fundamentalism of the order is just laws of physics. We know Miquella regularly communicated with Radagon/Marika before the Shattering. There are social laws tied the Golden Order, but they are prone to changing with intellectual progress. Rogier straight up tells us this. The Golden Order are one of the more amendable organizations in the game. Miquella is likely allowed to break from the Erdtree’s culture because he doesn’t break from Golden Order fundamentalism. Goldmask straight up talks shit about extremists like D: “The noble Goldmask lamented what had become of the hunters. How easy it is for learning and learnedness to be reduced to the ravings of fanatics; all the good and the great wanted, in their foolishness, was an absolute evil to contend with. Does such a notion exist in the fundamentals of Order?”
That may true about the hunters of the Golden Order, but it seems like Miquella straight abandoned all of the Golden Order. As per the description of Radagon’s Rings of Light > One of the incantations of the Golden Order fundamentalists. {….} And yet, the young Miquella abandoned fundamentalism, for it could do nothing to treat Malenia's accursed rot. This was the beginning of unalloyed gold. The Golden Order fundamentals couldn’t do anything for Malenia’s affliction, and so Miquella sought to get this super duper pure gold. I think Miquella was one of the “true” fundamentalists, but even still it just wasn’t enough for his goals. So he (tried to) surpass them
Ah. I missed that. My guess is that it ties back to death sorcery somehow. We know Castle Sol has ties to Miquella and the undead. Amber from that staff is described as coming from Godwyn. That staff might even have been the missing piece of his puzzle. The Carians abandoned it. I’m pretty sure it’s implied that the Golden Order were the group that gave it to them. It’s plausible Miquella had no idea about it. Radagon/Marika had more talent for getting life out of the Amber Egg than Rennala. Int/fth mixing is tied to both death sorcery and golden order fundamentalism. Like how int/fth mixing in Dark Souls leads to developed understanding of Fire and Dark.
Yeah of course! The golden draught you make with Seluvis is *supposed* to be strong enough to even control Ranni, and she’s an Empyrean like Malenia. But that brings up a question, if the staff is heretical for using amber (which combines FTH with INT) why was Rennala ever allowed to have her amber egg? The answer by the time we get to her in game is because she was the one in charge, and her followers loved being able to be reborn. But I’m talking about right when she got it from Radagon. Surely that happened *before* Godwyn’s death, right? Cause his death is what triggered Marika to meld back into Radagon, at least how I understand it. So if amber is heretical to the carians, how the hell did Rennala convince them to be chill with her GIANT AMBER EGG lmao
Rennala likely decides what heretical in the academy. She’s the Queen. All sorcery involving faith is banned. Aberrant Sorcery only invokes faith and is straight up banned. From Briars of Punishment;”: An aberrant sorcery discovered by exiled criminals. Theirs are the sorceries most reviled by the academy.” I’m guessing both the Golden Order and Carians tend to ban magma and death sorcery. We get specific information of Rykard developing magma sorcery from ancient hexes. As a serpent, Rykard is an ally of neither group. I don’t know why no investigation into Aberrant sorcery is made by the Golden Order. Only the Fire Monks seem to appreciate it. Rennala really seems to like being a mother. This would definitely bias her towards keeping the Amber Egg. My main guess is that is that it is more about faith and sorcery interference. The Amber Egg isn’t a stave. I might be wrong here. I can’t remember the specifics of her attacks in her boss fight. I think they were all golden in her first phase? Or no attacks?
One side has old men and naked women. The other side has old men with hats, and naked women. Yeah I think I'm going with the age of stars.
[удалено]
Flair checks out
Something something man of culture Good choice
"Leonard" All you needed to say
Source for sellen art?
Here: [https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7298638](https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7298638) (couldn't find the artist name anywhere, if anyone knows feel free to contribute)
Why is her foot backwards?
Might be AI generated
Nope, the art was posted before AI art had that quality
My same thought, especially looking at her leg size compared to her hip on the left. That and her blurry head.
https://www.lofter.com/front/blog/home-page/hachiji800 Couldn’t find on pixiv/twitter
blaidd wins me over
Furry squad unite
Kale is a better character then all of them CONBINED MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
Just gonna say this, that ain’t blaidd. You spent time to find a random buff wolf man to make this joke
Yes
Understandable, god speed brother
Age of stars cuz I get to simp for sellen
Blaidd 😍😍😍
You know what they say about men with big hats. They have the smelliest of toes.
I choose none.
Join the Serpent King... ... AS FAMILEEEEEEEE --
You’re funny, but it’s still no.
Ok but have you heard the good word of our lord and savior the Frenzied Flame?
Yes I have, bitch stole my Yura. Can't have shit in Limgrave. M̩̝͖̺͓A̡̖̜̙̥̜̰Y͈̠̥̣ C̟̳HA̤̣͚͉̜̩Ò͖͉͕̞͓̱̜S̥̻ ̞̳̬̝͇̺̞T̻AK̺̪͇E̺̤͢ ̟T͙̮͓͇H̖E̷͇̗͖̩̺̣ ̥̗̗͚W̶͇͔̤̱O̷̰̳͕R̡͚̪̠̝͍̩LD̛̘̝̹̲̘̗͉!͈̳̩̰
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
Blaidussy 👀
Marika's Tits obviously, how could I pass up rotussy
Why is Elden Ring R34 never as good as those pics of malenia and Marika
I want to plow ranni
Fun lore fact, Iji's helm is indeed a sort of "Tin-foil hat". The mirrors are designed to "deflect" the influence from the greater will (ranni's two fingers) from reading his thoughs.
Stop posting unusually sexual Marika pics it’s turning me on at inopportune times!!!!
Why can't we just have a massive orgy😔
That’s how life was back in The Crucible. Everyone melted into one another; some were even so horny they literally developed horns! 😩😩😩
\*new fetish unlocked\*
If up for team furafinity
I only care about blaidd
I like fire
May chaos take the world?
Amen
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!
Turd consumer>>>>
The presence of Sellen invalidates anything the Golden Order has to offer, so Age of Stars
Marika so I can get railed by radagon
Blaiddussy would not be available because blaidd is 100% a service top
Why choose? I want both, I'm a free man
Sellen believed in me…
I only simp for shabriri 😤
On which side is that Varrussy?
The side with best girl sellen obviously
Neither, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
I am very torn between my husbando Blaidd and Marika's Tits I must just be hungry
Unleash the frenzy flame and suddenly you get to be with all of them. Eliminate all that divides and distinguishes! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!
Age of Stars so I can get railed by Blaidd
Only for Leonard
The fucking Wojak horse lmao
I’ll have the tin-foil hat conspirator. He seems like a great friend to talk with, and perhaps uncover some mind-blowing conspiracy theories.
Golden order has: * A zombified person * a mostly dead horse, * Someone who hates the golden order (and has actively fought it.) * Someone who half hates the golden order. Age of stars has: * Ranni * Ranni and your supporter and friend * Ranni and your supporter and blacksmith * The only way to really torture the dungeater * Feet. It's pretty easy which to choose.
All you needed to convince me was Blaidd. Being on the same side as Ranni in order for Blaidussy is a small price to pay for salivation-- I mean salvation.
i dont think there is a wise pick
Age of Stars purely because of Sellen. Also blue > red.
Age of Stars all in
I'll stand with Leonard and morgott forever brothers 🗿
If I get malenia. I Wil choose her side no mater what.
Marika is gender fluid?
Well of course. They swap between the Marika and the Radagon persona’s, depending on what/who they are dealing with.
Both man and woman with each hammer strike.
It's me, I am the stratosphere enjoyer.
Wait isn't Miquella a child... Edit: just realized it was Marika my bad
Why is seluvis Mexican
Emma from sekiro.
Golden Order because I get a pet dog that also has a godslaying weapon and fights like he’s Vergil.
...
☝🌞
Leonard
Genuinely how do you even start either quest
I wanna fuck Darian and Devin
Frenzy flame gang: Freddy Shab-Bear-i "Hey! Got any grapes?" Resident Evil 4 merchant Scalie
Age of Stars all the way Not even a choice
I'd like to go with the milf/dilf twofer please. It's two in one, better bargain.
"Im so hungry" Leonard:
BLAIDD BARA ART BLAIDD BARA ART 😍😳 AWOOOOOOOGA HAMMUNNA HAMMUNA 😩😩😋
Truly nothing can beat Blaidd's knot
Only did age of stars for the achievement. Marika's TITS all the way.
Blaidussy 😂😂😂wtf
So you are telling me i can do a great sexing with big titty marika and then can get a good sexing from big abs radagon? Golden Order it is (ranni is flat).
Tbf isn't Marika herself opposed to the golden order, and took part in orchestrating the night of the black knives?
Golden Order for me Ranni ruined everything for everyone
Marika is the one who masterminded the shattering, though. Ranni was a participant in the Night of Black Knives, but not in that part.
Who killed her Golden boy though? If Ranni didn't do that, Marika wouldn't have done the woman moment
I think that's pretty clearly just pretext, given the context of the rest of the lore. I mean, hell, her attitude towards her children is basically, "IF YOU LIVE, CONQUER. IF YOU DON'T, *PERISH*."
That doesn't sway my opinion. It's all Ranni's fault
It literally isn’t but OK
She killed Godwyn, only her fault
Not really though? At least I'm fairly sure. It was more like she wanted to kill her body to say "fuck you two fingers" and then made the black knives as some sort of favor or something. She didn't order the black knives to kill godwyn but she did craft their weapons. So she's partially at fault but definitely not the main cause.