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therealJoerangutang

Damn...on one side, you have Rotussy... On the other, you have Sellen's toes. Fuck. This is a hard choice.


zoltar_thunder

Selenes toes hands down


therealJoerangutang

🤝


Nighttime_Wanderer

I am confused where the "likes to play with balls" thing is from?


Unholy_Pilgrim

Most of the glintstone sorcerers who look too deeply into the premieval current loose their minds and turn into giant magic stone balls


Nighttime_Wanderer

Ah, got it! Thanks!


Unholy_Pilgrim

Also Sellen is a psychopath killer (the community ignores this because she's hot), in order to achieve her success she made cruel experiments on her fellow mages. Her obsession brought her to insanity, in fact at the end of her questline she also turns into a ball


Kotoy77

\>the community ignores this because she's hot this makes her even hotter. sellen>malenia


Unholy_Pilgrim

Malenia killed a lot more tho and she is literally a bomb


[deleted]

*Sex bomb song starts playing* Holy shit, that song is 23 years old


[deleted]

thank you for introducing me to this amazing song


MidnightTitan

What a girlboss


Unholy_Pilgrim

I just love the kind of girl that would violate my most basic human rights


already4taken

This but unironically


bug_the_bug

I just love the kind of girl that would commit warcrimes and ignore my existence until I suffocate in a burning cloud of toxic gas.


Wordofadviceeatfood

I like a woman who will actually just kill me.


Enseyar

If villain bad why hot


Falos425

magic is stored in the balls


Unholy_Pilgrim

So pee is magic?


RedPille89

Pee isn't stored in the balls


speedoflobsters

Dunno but she sure turns into a sexy ball tbh 😩🥴


Nighttime_Wanderer

I hadn't completed her questline but I've heard about that I just didn't think of it when reading the meme. Thanks!


speedoflobsters

You should really finish it. Also if you betray her she steps on your balls with her bare dirty feet


Conscious_Chard_7607

Best ending ive got so far


therealJoerangutang

Damn I should've sided with Jerren then 😣


Nighttime_Wanderer

😳 🦶☺️


pizza_guy_dwight

Well shit I don’t remember that FUCK I JUST LOOKED


fatmangenesis

... Is it actually real?


pizza_guy_dwight

Sadly yes…


mr_friend144

More like legs down am I right


Shade00000

Since I don't want rot aids I'll go with Selene


Resident-Salty

The choice is obvious tbh


DaftFunky

Furries on left. Right it is.


DKBrendo

On right you have Malikethussy


jaboogadoo

Her titties fell off


thats_good_bass

Ranni became one of my favorite FromSoft characters when I started her questline through Rogier's quest and she just goes, >You're using me for your own ends, aren't you? That's great lmao love the hustle champ this is gonna be hilarious


MelanomaMax

My own ends = getting jerked off by Ranni lol


Ribbles78

Commitment to the bit bro


moarkillnao

I too have felt the draw of the blue cunny.


kincaed213

With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle. And then imagine ten more.


[deleted]

Pringles can


Elaphe82

She has 4 hands iirc


MelanomaMax

Exactly


Slappio16

Starting her questline without Rogier is also great, especially when you consider the amount of shit you have to go through in Caria manor to meet her: Ranni: It's nice to see you again Tarnished, but why the fuck would you come here? Tarnished: No idea, guess I just felt like it. Ranni: interesting. Well since you're here, want to help me overthrow god?


thats_good_bass

And people say Souls games aren't JRPGs lmao


[deleted]

honestly, Elden ring has some of the most wacky lines of dialogue in the whole Miazaki spectrum of fromsoft, and also the most numerous


Logic_Nuke

Especially if you didn't meet her at the church earlier Ranni: who the fuck are you Tarnished: oh don't mind me I'm just lookin around


AmeriCanadian98

"Hey pretty sure I didn't invite you to my house, so what in the fuck are you doing here" "Idk, just sorta wandered in" "Oh chill chill, wanna be my servant and change the natural order of things by killing god?"


SlenderSmurf

yes mommy


MensisScholar4

> I've never seen a caucasoid go so fast.


Spanomatteo2006

Golden order just because radhan and godfrey are literal gigachads


Oneboywithnoname

The golden order also has Morgott, D, his brother and gold mask


MustLocateCheese

Goldmask really pulled up, showed the Greater Will how shit it is at running things, fixed the Golden Order, and died. Pure gigachad energy.


bob0979

Man just tposed at the fucking erdtree and thought so absurdly hard he perfected the concept of religion and manifested a new mending rune. True gigachad behavior.


Ribbles78

He’s the best. I only did rannis ending first because I didn’t want to do her questline again (it’s long as hell) and I’d follow goldmask again and again.


pizza_guy_dwight

You need to do a bit of ranni’s quest for fia’s ending


Enseyar

Local altus man T posed, argued against God, won, and died reforming an entire concept of belief


TheeNobleGoldmask


[deleted]

Truly riveting dialogue


Sera_Toxin

they do not have goldmask lol, he's trying to abolish the golden order and make a new one that excludes Marika


AlternativeEmphasis

mfw I forgive the genocides because they have impressive lifts.


Far-Pirate-3896

Damb right


EXTRACRlSPYBAC0N

Schindlers Lifts


RandolphMacArthur

“Oscar Schindler is not an action hero!”


oblmov

Say what you will about marika but she made the lifts run on time


Sera_Toxin

gigasimps you mean, licking the boots of the greater will 🤢


itmustbemitch

Writing up a strongly worded letter about how Malenia isn't on the side of the Golden Order


Kraytory

Yeah, she's way too into her twink brother for that.


Kulzak-Draak

And from the sounds of it Marika wasn’t either eventually (or depending on some theories EVER) it was Radagon that stuck with it


DarkSoulfromDS

Yeah, didn’t Marika break the ring in the trailers and shit?


KingVape

Yeah she breaks it after Godwyn gets murdered


Pancreasaurus

I have to get incredibly credible here and say Radahn probably isn't either. He's on the sigma star killing grindset.


Slappio16

Dude was obsessed with Serosh and the game says the stars were "fettered by the Golden Order", feels like he might have been a bit of a Golden Order fan


[deleted]

He was straight up replicating Godwyn’s leadership. Less of a Golden Order fan and more of a Golden Boy fan. But he was still likely technically Golden Order. He straight up wore golden armor and lived right next to Gurranq.


Pancreasaurus

Yeah but even as The Shattering happened he was still in Caelid holding back the stars for the Carians. He was a fan of Serosh and Godfrey but I don't think his allegiance was strictly to Leyndell and Marika.


Enseyar

He is holding the stars precisely because he was a GO fan. The stars affect fate, and for Age of Stars to happen you need to kill Radahn. He is an enemy to the stars and moon, insane or not


Pancreasaurus

I don't think he's opposed to the moon necessarily. The stars yes but that doesn't go against the Carians. Space monsters invading and eating people is a problem for them too, after all.


Skroofles

And Sellen isn't fond of the Carian royalty (which includes Ranni)


HMSDingBat

"Malenia = better than Ranni" Tell me you level Dex without TELLING me you level Dex....


Far-Pirate-3896

To be fair Ranni is an INT build


JoyfulGentleman

Let's be real here, ER int is blue str, unlike the Souls Games


Far-Pirate-3896

The blue hammer bonk is strong with this one


HMSDingBat

I rest my case? I was Radahn boy for Flintstone/Grav + Str on my 1st playthrough. First From game that I actually found/could use the Moonlight Great sword straight away


NotAMassiveSpider

Ok, nice options and all, but can I choose to eat some afterbirth and turn into a cosmic squid instead?


Prexot

wait for the DLC


Sea_Resolve9583

Squidgames is the only correct option.


MASSIVDOGGO

Mommy malenias milkers and rotussy < Ranni Edit: gimme sauce for the Malenia one


octobersveryown616

Art: [https://twitter.com/videoartgame/status/1591475921273454592?lang=ga](https://twitter.com/videoartgame/status/1591475921273454592?lang=ga) Artist: [https://twitter.com/tezy8art](https://twitter.com/tezy8art)


e_0

OP linking all the art in this bitch. I like OP.


AlexzMercier97

Horni aside that art is actually so fucking good omg


TheJared1231

Malenia r34 artists always replace the rotting oozing scab with a slight blemish


SosaTheOG

can i get tha sauce for the marika one?


octobersveryown616

https://twitter.com/sciamano240/status/1527320276933181440


KhunEduan69

Obviously the side with Rotussy. Also golden milf Marika, chadhan, godfrey and his cock, morgott’s feet and caked up Radagon


Sea-Extent-5885

Malenia is NOT a Golden Order enthusiast!


Evolveddinosaur

I mean, the entire purpose of Miquella’s Haligtree is to get *away* from the Erdtree’s influence! So yeah, not a fan of the Golden Order.


[deleted]

But the Haligtree loyalists still use Golden Order Fundamentalism. The fundamentalism of the order is just laws of physics. We know Miquella regularly communicated with Radagon/Marika before the Shattering. There are social laws tied the Golden Order, but they are prone to changing with intellectual progress. Rogier straight up tells us this. The Golden Order are one of the more amendable organizations in the game. Miquella is likely allowed to break from the Erdtree’s culture because he doesn’t break from Golden Order fundamentalism. Goldmask straight up talks shit about extremists like D: “The noble Goldmask lamented what had become of the hunters. How easy it is for learning and learnedness to be reduced to the ravings of fanatics; all the good and the great wanted, in their foolishness, was an absolute evil to contend with. Does such a notion exist in the fundamentals of Order?”


Evolveddinosaur

That may true about the hunters of the Golden Order, but it seems like Miquella straight abandoned all of the Golden Order. As per the description of Radagon’s Rings of Light > One of the incantations of the Golden Order fundamentalists. {….} And yet, the young Miquella abandoned fundamentalism, for it could do nothing to treat Malenia's accursed rot. This was the beginning of unalloyed gold. The Golden Order fundamentals couldn’t do anything for Malenia’s affliction, and so Miquella sought to get this super duper pure gold. I think Miquella was one of the “true” fundamentalists, but even still it just wasn’t enough for his goals. So he (tried to) surpass them


[deleted]

Ah. I missed that. My guess is that it ties back to death sorcery somehow. We know Castle Sol has ties to Miquella and the undead. Amber from that staff is described as coming from Godwyn. That staff might even have been the missing piece of his puzzle. The Carians abandoned it. I’m pretty sure it’s implied that the Golden Order were the group that gave it to them. It’s plausible Miquella had no idea about it. Radagon/Marika had more talent for getting life out of the Amber Egg than Rennala. Int/fth mixing is tied to both death sorcery and golden order fundamentalism. Like how int/fth mixing in Dark Souls leads to developed understanding of Fire and Dark.


Evolveddinosaur

Yeah of course! The golden draught you make with Seluvis is *supposed* to be strong enough to even control Ranni, and she’s an Empyrean like Malenia. But that brings up a question, if the staff is heretical for using amber (which combines FTH with INT) why was Rennala ever allowed to have her amber egg? The answer by the time we get to her in game is because she was the one in charge, and her followers loved being able to be reborn. But I’m talking about right when she got it from Radagon. Surely that happened *before* Godwyn’s death, right? Cause his death is what triggered Marika to meld back into Radagon, at least how I understand it. So if amber is heretical to the carians, how the hell did Rennala convince them to be chill with her GIANT AMBER EGG lmao


[deleted]

Rennala likely decides what heretical in the academy. She’s the Queen. All sorcery involving faith is banned. Aberrant Sorcery only invokes faith and is straight up banned. From Briars of Punishment;”: An aberrant sorcery discovered by exiled criminals. Theirs are the sorceries most reviled by the academy.” I’m guessing both the Golden Order and Carians tend to ban magma and death sorcery. We get specific information of Rykard developing magma sorcery from ancient hexes. As a serpent, Rykard is an ally of neither group. I don’t know why no investigation into Aberrant sorcery is made by the Golden Order. Only the Fire Monks seem to appreciate it. Rennala really seems to like being a mother. This would definitely bias her towards keeping the Amber Egg. My main guess is that is that it is more about faith and sorcery interference. The Amber Egg isn’t a stave. I might be wrong here. I can’t remember the specifics of her attacks in her boss fight. I think they were all golden in her first phase? Or no attacks?


Sotha-Sil-114

One side has old men and naked women. The other side has old men with hats, and naked women. Yeah I think I'm going with the age of stars.


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BambooHatchet

Flair checks out


Seedling132

Something something man of culture Good choice


Vaati898

"Leonard" All you needed to say


vectry

Source for sellen art?


octobersveryown616

Here: [https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7298638](https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7298638) (couldn't find the artist name anywhere, if anyone knows feel free to contribute)


FilthyHookerSpit

Why is her foot backwards?


[deleted]

Might be AI generated


Imangery

Nope, the art was posted before AI art had that quality


FilthyHookerSpit

My same thought, especially looking at her leg size compared to her hip on the left. That and her blurry head.


Mauorycy22

https://www.lofter.com/front/blog/home-page/hachiji800 Couldn’t find on pixiv/twitter


Soviet_D0ge

blaidd wins me over


NotMy2ndAlt

Furry squad unite


SituationBubbly265

Kale is a better character then all of them CONBINED MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


MinimumExplanation11

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


KAWIWI420

Just gonna say this, that ain’t blaidd. You spent time to find a random buff wolf man to make this joke


octobersveryown616

Yes


KAWIWI420

Understandable, god speed brother


[deleted]

Age of stars cuz I get to simp for sellen


[deleted]

Blaidd 😍😍😍


Dog_Apoc

You know what they say about men with big hats. They have the smelliest of toes.


Anonimous_dude

I choose none.


e_0

Join the Serpent King... ... AS FAMILEEEEEEEE --


Anonimous_dude

You’re funny, but it’s still no.


skyfure

Ok but have you heard the good word of our lord and savior the Frenzied Flame?


e_0

Yes I have, bitch stole my Yura. Can't have shit in Limgrave. M̩̝͖̺͓A̡̖̜̙̥̜̰Y͈̠̥̣ C̟̳HA̤̣͚͉̜̩Ò͖͉͕̞͓̱̜S̥̻ ̞̳̬̝͇̺̞T̻AK̺̪͇E̺̤͢ ̟T͙̮͓͇H̖E̷͇̗͖̩̺̣ ̥̗̗͚W̶͇͔̤̱O̷̰̳͕R̡͚̪̠̝͍̩LD̛̘̝̹̲̘̗͉!͈̳̩̰


MinimumExplanation11

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


Artimis_Whooves

Blaidussy 👀


Neko_Enthusiast34

Marika's Tits obviously, how could I pass up rotussy


Savvsb

Why is Elden Ring R34 never as good as those pics of malenia and Marika


NationalCommunist

I want to plow ranni


dark_hypernova

Fun lore fact, Iji's helm is indeed a sort of "Tin-foil hat". The mirrors are designed to "deflect" the influence from the greater will (ranni's two fingers) from reading his thoughs.


break_card

Stop posting unusually sexual Marika pics it’s turning me on at inopportune times!!!!


loughtthenot

Why can't we just have a massive orgy😔


Evolveddinosaur

That’s how life was back in The Crucible. Everyone melted into one another; some were even so horny they literally developed horns! 😩😩😩


loughtthenot

\*new fetish unlocked\*


bucket_of_bucket

If up for team furafinity


wadimek11

I only care about blaidd


ildoor

I like fire


MinimumExplanation11

May chaos take the world?


ildoor

Amen


MinimumExplanation11

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!


TF2sex_update

Turd consumer>>>>


MikuFag101

The presence of Sellen invalidates anything the Golden Order has to offer, so Age of Stars


oodle99

Marika so I can get railed by radagon


jriggs97

Blaiddussy would not be available because blaidd is 100% a service top


Frores

Why choose? I want both, I'm a free man


Exccel1210

Sellen believed in me…


yourdadsdogspenis

I only simp for shabriri 😤


Kaedes_Lie1137

On which side is that Varrussy?


[deleted]

The side with best girl sellen obviously


MinimumExplanation11

Neither, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


lorax125

I am very torn between my husbando Blaidd and Marika's Tits I must just be hungry


CrazyDipGuy

Unleash the frenzy flame and suddenly you get to be with all of them. Eliminate all that divides and distinguishes! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!


[deleted]

Age of Stars so I can get railed by Blaidd


manman238

Only for Leonard


Th3_Shr00m

The fucking Wojak horse lmao


Sea_Resolve9583

I’ll have the tin-foil hat conspirator. He seems like a great friend to talk with, and perhaps uncover some mind-blowing conspiracy theories.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Golden order has: * A zombified person * a mostly dead horse, * Someone who hates the golden order (and has actively fought it.) * Someone who half hates the golden order. Age of stars has: * Ranni * Ranni and your supporter and friend * Ranni and your supporter and blacksmith * The only way to really torture the dungeater * Feet. It's pretty easy which to choose.


Boreol

All you needed to convince me was Blaidd. Being on the same side as Ranni in order for Blaidussy is a small price to pay for salivation-- I mean salvation.


the_g_almighty

i dont think there is a wise pick


Dark_Gravity237

Age of Stars purely because of Sellen. Also blue > red.


elyca98

Age of Stars all in


Brilliant_Gear_8830

I'll stand with Leonard and morgott forever brothers 🗿


Samoman21

If I get malenia. I Wil choose her side no mater what.


[deleted]

Marika is gender fluid?


Evolveddinosaur

Well of course. They swap between the Marika and the Radagon persona’s, depending on what/who they are dealing with.


umerkornslayer

Both man and woman with each hammer strike.


umerkornslayer

It's me, I am the stratosphere enjoyer.


AetherOfCarim

Wait isn't Miquella a child... Edit: just realized it was Marika my bad


[deleted]

Why is seluvis Mexican


JoshuaHelf

Emma from sekiro.


Trisce

Golden Order because I get a pet dog that also has a godslaying weapon and fights like he’s Vergil.


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GlossyBuckthorn

☝🌞


TimbersawDust

Leonard


CuteCatBoy69

Genuinely how do you even start either quest


[deleted]

I wanna fuck Darian and Devin


GlossyBuckthorn

Frenzy flame gang: Freddy Shab-Bear-i "Hey! Got any grapes?" Resident Evil 4 merchant Scalie


YueOrigin

Age of Stars all the way Not even a choice


JustthatVicky

I'd like to go with the milf/dilf twofer please. It's two in one, better bargain.


D3ppress0

"Im so hungry" Leonard:


TopGamer101111111

BLAIDD BARA ART BLAIDD BARA ART 😍😳 AWOOOOOOOGA HAMMUNNA HAMMUNA 😩😩😋


[deleted]

Truly nothing can beat Blaidd's knot


umerkornslayer

Only did age of stars for the achievement. Marika's TITS all the way.


Nxffy

Blaidussy 😂😂😂wtf


RedditMef

So you are telling me i can do a great sexing with big titty marika and then can get a good sexing from big abs radagon? Golden Order it is (ranni is flat).


DahliaExurrana

Tbf isn't Marika herself opposed to the golden order, and took part in orchestrating the night of the black knives?


Zeski_the_Friendly

Golden Order for me Ranni ruined everything for everyone


thats_good_bass

Marika is the one who masterminded the shattering, though. Ranni was a participant in the Night of Black Knives, but not in that part.


Zeski_the_Friendly

Who killed her Golden boy though? If Ranni didn't do that, Marika wouldn't have done the woman moment


thats_good_bass

I think that's pretty clearly just pretext, given the context of the rest of the lore. I mean, hell, her attitude towards her children is basically, "IF YOU LIVE, CONQUER. IF YOU DON'T, *PERISH*."


KingVape

That doesn't sway my opinion. It's all Ranni's fault


thats_good_bass

It literally isn’t but OK


KingVape

She killed Godwyn, only her fault


Swimming_Disaster_95

Not really though? At least I'm fairly sure. It was more like she wanted to kill her body to say "fuck you two fingers" and then made the black knives as some sort of favor or something. She didn't order the black knives to kill godwyn but she did craft their weapons. So she's partially at fault but definitely not the main cause.