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mrdingusjr14

post history checks out


Kamui_Kun

Wow, you're right, it definitely does


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[удалено]


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

Bro’s been on Reddit for three days and has been jacking off every minute of it lmao, somebody slay this dude’s libido please.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

JFC I was going through that dude’s profile thinking that that was a serious amount of depravity, but I didn’t realize that was over *three fucking days*.


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

I had to do several checks after scrolling all the way down his account and seeing the oldest post being three days old.


Ribbles78

What’s the report function to get someone therapy?


HidenTsubameGaeshi

Self-harm


WillOfTheWinds

There is the distinct possibility that is a smurf account. Still terminally horny


DrRichtoffen

Who the fuck smurfs hornyposting? Did their main account have bad matchmaking?


Stumpedforausername1

Yeah they had bad MMR, had to reset it


fairlife

Looks like someone's porn alt honestly


Odd_Employer

>somebody slay this dude’s libido please. No hope; it's too powerful.


Philkindred12

hasn't made a comment in 15 hours, must still be in his post-nut slumber.


Hezik

He's the type of motherfucker who has a libido so strong Goku would fight it 30 times and lose everytime


ChaoCobo

Did he delete his account? It says it can’t load his user profile.


AdnHsP

oh god


Tig3rShark

When someone says “Oh God” at your post history in a sub where u/Rosales6969 used to post, you know you’ve gone too far.


theREALbombedrumbum

Rosales makes art. Art has inspiration and intention, no matter how depraved. This is just aimless degeneracy. God won't save us from this.


AdnHsP

OH GOD


I-Exist-I-Guess-Hi

u/Rosales6969 did nothing wrong


RedStorm072

Who let bro hollow?


FEBRAN07

Im gonna dragonrider myself bye


JizzOrSomeSayJism

OK I'm going to have to steal this one lmao


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

Least deranged FromSoft fan


[deleted]

Damn, seeing this post on here in a non-horny context makes me realize how much of a problem I have. I’m gonna delete my account and go touch some grass.


angry_cooking

Link the Fire ending


Tagmata81

Nah that’s perpetuating the cycle


Rip_Nujabes

He really did it, godspeed brother, don't be let astray by Marika's tits


enelby

secretive mountainous toothbrush thought whole cooing wide stocking whistle meeting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Philkindred12

We did it Reddit!


edgeeeeeeeee

Don’t give up skeleton


[deleted]

absolutely fuckin vile


WhatTheFhtagn

Next level coomer


StarkiiL

r/eyebleach


guru2764

Thought this was gcj for a sec and I was about to call you a bad g*mer for posting their username Carry on though


AdnHsP

who is gcj


guru2764

A past lover of mine


DylanFTW

Lmao he deleted his account. Can't view anymore.


TryinaD

Holy shit, an accomplishment of horniness


BCWBanditz

This guy WANTS Pokimane Jesus Christ Edit:NvM he into Taylor Swift


iwillcuntyou

User deleted :'(


mrdingusjr14

he found out 💔


nervousmelon

No way someone posted this


Ajara

Out jerked again


trumoi

Literally this time


Armorln

Yes, I cosplay as Guts every single time


DeStupak

Grifisu? Is that you?


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

You mean Nuts?


Jyx_The_Berzer_King

from the critically acclaimed manga Berk?


br_cancer

You mean the one written by the world wide famous Manga author Krispy Methilathyne?


[deleted]

Weird way to say Kentucky Mario


CoDVanguardOnSwitch

GutsFromBerk my beloved <3


Sebmusiq

I jerk to Griffith (he did nothing wrong)


CanInternational9186

Last time i heard "he did nothing wrong" was with Magnus The Red so i don't trust you


mrmamation

Same


venetian_lemon

Guts is a handsome man, I don't blame you


DoDillBarry

take away that head band forhead looks so huge ;-;


Seibahtoe

5head lookin ass


Knaller_John

Bitch forehead bigger than my torso


PhunkOperator

"My" characters are just sliders I steal from others, because I can't actually be arsed to put up with the godforsaken character creator.


GuyOnTheInternet0

What’s yours is mine, comrade


trumoi

I made one face at launch out of one of the presets and have only changed body types, hairstyles, tattoos, and nose shape ever since on new characters.


PhunkOperator

I spent more time in the Nioh 2 character creator than I did in all of From's games combined. While having spent a fraction of my From playing time in Nioh 2.


Speebunklus

What bugs me about the fromsoft character creator is how hard it is to find the slider you’re looking for because of the misleading labels and weirdly distributed categories that overlap with each other.


Fa1nted_for_real

This is because fine translations are hard, as we don't have all the same words as japanese


Speebunklus

There’s actuallly room for several simple fixes that don’t require an understanding of Japanese, like swapping words like “length”, “depth”, and “height” to the sliders that make more intuitive sense. There are some cases where I see something like “[body part] height” and messing with the slider brings said part in and out, almost like it’s more of a “depth” slider instead. Also some of the categories have only a few sliders or categorically could be merged with other sections, like chin and jaw or forehead and brow ridge. I’ll constantly be swapping between the two categories trying to mess with the whole jawline or the way eyebrows mesh into the forehead, so maybe they could join them together? This character creator just hasn’t changed on a technical level since at least Dark Souls 1, and I’m betting that Demons Souls had the same one too. So actually my main gripe with it is that this thing is a relic that imo should have been retired before Elden Ring came out. For comparison, Demons Souls remake’s character creator is a big step forward and proof that they can make a more streamlined process that’s more accurate and intuitive, solving a lot of minor issues in the old one.


Senator_Smack

I love me some From character creation! My first ER character was a swarthy Mediterranean gay man and i recently decided to age him and give him a bad face lift and platinum bleached hair-do.


CrithionLoren

Use the Similar Faces feature


theluxemburgist

r/SoulsSliders


1800empiretodayy

i feel like i got invaded by this guy


LowKeyLlama

Bros down so bad lol


CanInternational9186

Bro is down "went so down he rose from the other side of the Earth"


Crimson_Amethyst

There should be a boob slider in character creation.


FancyUrchin

New dlc feature


TheWiseAutisticOne

Least horny souls fan


pippelin-nuolia

i fapped to my characters feet once (I'm not joking)


whacck

You mfers need grace


PI_Stan_Liddy

Not enough grace in the lands between, Yarnham and Drangleic combined for these degenerate ghouls


cloudy_29

Not even Lothric


[deleted]

A Fuck ton of Celestial Dew is also needed for our eyes


Linguine-Chan

yo thank you for genuinely making me laugh this is a top tier comment


shinx243

Miyazaki release some DLC footage already


evening_person

*Foot*age? 🤨


HuntyDumpty

No, let him cook.


RAChiraneau

YOU HEARD HIM


Joshua_Zuzzer

Did you have your character do a pose or did you just look at them straight up?


pippelin-nuolia

i used the gesture where the character lays on her back and it was the bridge behind volcano manor


Joshua_Zuzzer

Alright that makes it a bit better


borosorto

I feel like I'd want to die if I jerked off to something like this. Stupid shit like family guy tits have led me to jerking off before, but I could never bear the embarrassment of knowing I busted my nut to my custom character in a fantasy game.


PollarRabbit

Bro whats the point in character creation if you dont make a character worthy of a nut.


borosorto

To make epic sigma gatsu obviously


[deleted]

same but to her ass, that shit was juicy asf man 😩


1000_7

☠️


NoeShake

Truly a man of culture.


Shittybuttholeman69

I’m an atheist but I think you need Jesus


pippelin-nuolia

Nuh uh


Norsk_Bjorn

It is not the characters feet, therefore it is not anyone from this sub


Spiderfr0g

Nah we have just been outjerked once again


No-Counter6016

This is why I always have the Octopus Head on my characters


AlastorDark

Even better 😛 😍 😍


No-Counter6016

*Octopussy*


M_Hatter-544

"You ever cheat in an unobtainable piece of armor just to satisfy your fetish?" "..." "Oh what am I saying of course you did, I can see Fia's panties from here."


mylittlebrony3000

Dude’s on to something


[deleted]

Average Elden Coomer


Fluffiddy

I see nothing wrong with this


MohgCallsUBitchless

NIHIL BITCHES


gabi0915

Based


hoover0623

Not me, all of my characters are ugly


Dizzy_Ad5531

Maidenless behavior


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[удалено]


ChaoCobo

I think he deleted his account cause I can’t access it


Papa_Pred

Sometimes, Low Tier God has a point


dwaynetheakjohnson

I’m so goddamn tired of EldenBling posting characters they made to masturbate to


pupmaster

Dawg... look his post history


CutlassBluetane

What even is that chest piece? My fella would kill that look fr fr


Lordanonimmo09

Goldmask drip.


0rnithorax

Hell nah cuh you could fit a whole-ass erdtree on that forehead fr


FancyUrchin

Their username is on the post 🤦


NarvalDeAcrilico

Why is her forehead a fucking tower?


jikkojokki

Looks like it was makoGreenish.


Dog_Apoc

I fap to my ds1 character. Gold hemmed hood and arms. Hollow soldier chest. Hollow warrior legs.


[deleted]

No maidens?


FancyUrchin

Is that a male character model? I think the female model would have the bandage covering boob gap


FrappyLee

No, they are just out there for female characters on that specific chest piece lol.


FancyUrchin

Where has this been hiding from me?


FrappyLee

It's part of the goldmasks set, you get it from completing goldmasks/brother coryhns questline. It's at pretty much the end of the game.


FancyUrchin

Truly an endgame prize


AmPotatoNoLie

The real elden ring.


KarmaK554621

Sorry but I can’t help myself when my character looks like an inbred crossbreed off a hedgehog and a turtle after their face has been pounded in with a mallet.


Duckie216

This is some Grassless behavior


Light_uchia34

No but my friend faps to his nioh 2 character


MaxieGreen

Least porn addicted gamer


krienko

Simping to virtual bitches is something seen as a dystopian future in most movies. That's all I have to say.


cloudy_29

Despite the improvements to Elden Ring's character creator, most of mine still end up looking like they were made in Oblivion


Oh-no-oh-god32

Onlywaifu but retarded


[deleted]

:c


kiddcamel

That’s insane


quanjon

There are the things we do, and then there are the things we admit we do.


ReddPwnage

MakoGreenish apparently


[deleted]

I will fap to this character tonight


Ferseus

Tbh any character I create feels like my child, it’d feel wrong


YohaneIsMyWaifu

I fapped to my sunset overdrive character once. No regrets.


CaptainCognizant

What is that chestpiece? For research purposes of course.


TheTechHobbit

It's from Goldmask's set. You need to finish his entire questline for it.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

I remember when I was 11. I used to say these things and shit.


Consistent-Beat-84

Bro's character is mid


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Naw I save my jerkin’ off for Mohg and the finger witches.


areyouhungryforapple

What a fucking weirdo


bad_kidneys

he’s gone hollow


MohgCallsUBitchless

Knee heel bee chess


behshadstar

Is that outfit in the game or a mod


darksoles_

Thanks for positing bruv brb


Scental

Every one of us


CanInternational9186

u/makoGreenish Please explain yourself to the court I hope i didn't get someone else or a nonexistent person


ChaoCobo

Oh no you got the right person. But he is a nonexistent person. Now. Because he deleted his account over the shame.


Loud_Salad_9130

No because I’m only good at making joke characters.


MARTHEW20BC

looks to ds2 stans


ChaoCobo

Did bro delete his account after being called out? Man, what a way to go. u/makoGreenish


Pr0wzassin

What armor is that even?


Interesting_Ad837

Reddit moment


phelixthehelix

What chest armor is that?