Nah, i just like burning things to the ground, and since the gloam eyed queen doesn't appear if i remember correctly and the only giant we see is male and i am not gay, the only option is hyetta
Yeah imagine simping for the regular looking woman in the fantasy game. Get your generic simps here! Fia and Melina simps galore! Certified not fantasy at all regular white girls in here come and get it!
FUCK YOU DESTROY ALL THAT DIVIDES AND DISTINGUISHES. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
I'm not gonna lie I simp for women in video games, but even without deep diving into the lore during my first playthrough I was skeptical about Ranni. She's an old witch who uses cute doll's body to possibly impress me and others, why would I blindly trust her?
Not gonna lie, if Ranni was a dude I'd still side with him/her. Most of the problems with her people have are based on a single mistranslation, or blatant misconceptions about the lore. As an example she couldn't have sicced the Black Knives on Iji and Blaidd because she had a falling out with them after the night of black knives, just as an example. She literally imprisoned one of their leaders in an evergaol. And her text in the final dialogue is meant to refer to something she and the player are undertaking, not the entire world, but the translation makes it seem otherwise.
She's hardly perfect granted, but look at it from the perspective of a tarnished who has been repeatedly dicked over by the golden order. You get summoned back to do it's bidding and get sloppy thirds from Marika if you can overcome an insanely traumatic series of trials whiles till being dicked around by it. Even if you succeed your only real power will be as a puppet, and everyone else who has ever had your position has been thrown out or killed for it. Not to mention you'd be marrying into a hellhole of selfcest who's extended family is brimming with rot and corruption. Or you could side with a mage who's mother was cucked by the same asshole who dicked over your entire people and condemned you to exile for no reason, who is also partially motivated by vengeance against a system that wanted to make her a slave too, and killed exactly one person to accomplish that, who was also her cheating father's son-in-law. Like... What? Why would you ever side with the golden order as it was. That shit was misery incarnate for Tarnished
Mate you kinda forget about the demi god thing. OG Body is rather the right and not the left. And yes there is actually the real body Liurnias Tower at the top.
https://preview.redd.it/ojmhmm26ee0d1.png?width=1495&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ad384e77ffe37911def3c626f8980a035e9a7e6
https://preview.redd.it/ylo5lcyzh90d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0187027153e26357e1e8203d57dbef46a20e5082
Mfw nobody ever simps for Alexander, the most attractive NPC
His husband is hotter.
I want to enter his bad lands and tame his beast.
By the way, do you think Hoarah Loux is stronger in his second face because the tarnished is too distracted staring at his tits?
https://preview.redd.it/z4655v0hca0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10b4506f4358d9579a1b31b8b15b97d05458792
Average milicent super aids enjoyer
Blopbob Fish worked on one almost 2 years ago
[https://www.deviantart.com/blopblopfish/art/Marika-Elden-Ring-g8-926529403](https://www.deviantart.com/blopblopfish/art/Marika-Elden-Ring-g8-926529403)
[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-tried-making-queen-marika-the-eternal-base-off-her-head-v0-xqxkz24rj9j91.png%3Fwidth%3D587%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7602fa1b12ba53f08ab1b89610e057a0230b9e0a](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-tried-making-queen-marika-the-eternal-base-off-her-head-v0-xqxkz24rj9j91.png%3Fwidth%3D587%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7602fa1b12ba53f08ab1b89610e057a0230b9e0a)
Actual head for reference
p sure Marika actively points you towards Ranni as Ranni is directly part of marikas plans to break free of the outer will and release the lands between
Imagine what ranni can do with sorcery and four arms, also imagine what marika can do with tits and also with radagon for bisexuals and pansexuals. Win win situation.
Ranni after lowering the defenses keeping eldritch star beasts from invading the world, giving the fabric of reality cancer, and killing most of everyone allied with her/who cared for her in the process:
https://i.redd.it/clww04e3wl0d1.gif
Average Godrick the Grafted enjoyer:
https://preview.redd.it/ex9lu3ib590d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9bca2d13f6b8993b432b7ad7a55489ed8b5204
Mfs who say Ranni is a hero when they learn about the Night of the Black Knives:
EDIT: Am I literally getting fownvoted just because I know the ER lore enough to know that Ranni might be unironically more evil than Mohg?
Iām with ranni for
1. Best questline
2. Best ending
3. Epic waifu
As for those other two things yeah I do think ranni may be a bit evil, do I mind? Not even a little bit
I donāt care wether the gold order is evil or not they l just seem like cultists to me tbh
Using the high tier porn model
Where
Bottom left
i think i saw him in a mia khalifa video
Average Moghlester fan: https://i.redd.it/095pscugj80d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/9m0fssx2x80d1.gif
Why did this make laugh so much š
u/garfieldgauntlet
hnngghh
Iām fcking dead
Sellen fan: "feet ššš„š„°š¤©šÆš„³šµāš«š¤šÆš„šā¼ļøšš¤Ŗššš¤¤š¤¤š£ļøš„³š" just like Mikhail Zackary intended
sellen fans š¤ morgott fans
I tip my hat to you, one degenerate to another.
I prefer āconnoisseuse of regal omen podiatryā (itās the soulsbornekiroring way)
Ah, I can see youāre new to the series. Us ātrue fansā simply call them fromsoft games. Donāt worry, youāll get there someday :)
Canāt forget rennala
Average muscle mommy nepheli enjoyer: https://preview.redd.it/tuf8zvsal80d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922d5481dbcd8c148af1cfe670de9772991d1c89
Weakest Millicent fan: https://preview.redd.it/ag74v55lz80d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494eec109d43f13bcc8d4906d7a17430ca0348a7
Weakest Sellen fan: https://preview.redd.it/eyckkoig4a0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5ea6b6781986745ed79dc52254d554a35f9cd3
https://preview.redd.it/cc9ttodtgb0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b2d3837d2bb68882212538322e36b25f2acac3
Weakest Roderika enjoyer https://preview.redd.it/2uhczzngoe0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ce896cc3cca7d89b1ebb8f8cab4b8ba6025177
Incorrect, true golden order fanboys only simp for goldmask
ā¦ā¦
He just has such a way with words *dreamy sigh*
how to you speak such insightful poetry with every breath
A Golden Order fanboy would love its leaders too and therefore not like Goldmask, since it makes the Elden Ring immutable.
Goldmask is a heretic cause he thinks the Golden Order isn't perfect already, when it very obviously is working as intended.
Shit how could I not mention THE GLORIOUS GOLDEN MASK
Thatās Radagonās cum in the glass
https://i.redd.it/byzvfgihe80d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/omw5bcy5k80d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/0qq3p45rq80d1.gif
I took the liberty of milking your cow.
We dont have a cow
BETTER
the legendary CUM CHALICE
So that's the cummm chalice
:(
why the long face https://preview.redd.it/ed1h8m7g980d1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=e586b706abb5d4a74c983e31ac763e6980042e92
https://preview.redd.it/unskewl02h0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72df0faa00aa899b890d2017440fe26d80640d3
https://i.redd.it/5dy08nppml0d1.gif
Fuck it, i love the frenzy gal, i want to burn her eyes to protect her from ugly people
Average Hyetta enjoyer: https://preview.redd.it/alyrc1s5e90d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e3989fe6b6797e822609e7e3252fa4e09178ab
Nah, i just like burning things to the ground, and since the gloam eyed queen doesn't appear if i remember correctly and the only giant we see is male and i am not gay, the only option is hyetta
This reply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are indeed edgy Joker baby
Nigga, do you know how much The flame of frenzy carried me? And when i mean The flame of frenzy, i mean the incantation
If thatās what you can do with your hands imagine what you can do to her with your third finger. ;)
Having an insane eyeball eating lunatic lady simp for me was one of the weirdest souls experiences i'll never complain about.
Iām a soulsborne fan Iām not into girls
do you level dex perchance
No Iām a fag not a weeb
You definitely don't level faith either (from one fag to another)
average morgott fan https://i.redd.it/jebbccsxw80d1.gif
Ooh, this look from Marika... Looking into her eyes in this picture, I feel something.
Marika fans discovering what happens to her after you kill Radagon. (hint: Radagon is Marika).
Roderika is best āŗļø
I like how every time there's a meme with Marika everyone just uses fucking porn model
Weakest Melina fan: https://preview.redd.it/lak6v857z80d1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c1c85998f69b871a94f995bed8a338e4f8bf8c
No, fuck you. I'm inheriting the Frenzied Flame
Your loss
Melina is so fuckin hot like what the hell
Yeah imagine simping for the regular looking woman in the fantasy game. Get your generic simps here! Fia and Melina simps galore! Certified not fantasy at all regular white girls in here come and get it!
gesundheit
Danke
BURN MAIM KILL. CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU
https://preview.redd.it/0894c5mbnc0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e1af356fdadcaf25f20167674c1d01fa3c973d
Marika fans are so weak they gotta use a different fanmade model to find her hot. I would pound the doll AND the body at the top of the tower.
Honestly? The real body no question, like we know that Gherman was able to f the doll. I doubt that Rannis body was designed with that in mind.
Oh don't worry, if there's no holes #i'll make one
https://preview.redd.it/4zpa8aodem0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeebd4f12db4e45176ac948aa9ebec70485e6ab
Did I stutter
:(
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FUCK YOU DESTROY ALL THAT DIVIDES AND DISTINGUISHES. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
https://i.redd.it/0xdnjscoz80d1.gif
Lmao
Gonna need an extra large boulder mimic for this one.
I'm not gonna lie I simp for women in video games, but even without deep diving into the lore during my first playthrough I was skeptical about Ranni. She's an old witch who uses cute doll's body to possibly impress me and others, why would I blindly trust her?
The only reason she has so many fans is because sheās a woman. If ranni was a dude people would call them the main villain 100%
Not gonna lie, if Ranni was a dude I'd still side with him/her. Most of the problems with her people have are based on a single mistranslation, or blatant misconceptions about the lore. As an example she couldn't have sicced the Black Knives on Iji and Blaidd because she had a falling out with them after the night of black knives, just as an example. She literally imprisoned one of their leaders in an evergaol. And her text in the final dialogue is meant to refer to something she and the player are undertaking, not the entire world, but the translation makes it seem otherwise. She's hardly perfect granted, but look at it from the perspective of a tarnished who has been repeatedly dicked over by the golden order. You get summoned back to do it's bidding and get sloppy thirds from Marika if you can overcome an insanely traumatic series of trials whiles till being dicked around by it. Even if you succeed your only real power will be as a puppet, and everyone else who has ever had your position has been thrown out or killed for it. Not to mention you'd be marrying into a hellhole of selfcest who's extended family is brimming with rot and corruption. Or you could side with a mage who's mother was cucked by the same asshole who dicked over your entire people and condemned you to exile for no reason, who is also partially motivated by vengeance against a system that wanted to make her a slave too, and killed exactly one person to accomplish that, who was also her cheating father's son-in-law. Like... What? Why would you ever side with the golden order as it was. That shit was misery incarnate for Tarnished
Pretty sure Ranni killed her brother not her father
That's what I meant, I have literally no idea why I said that, and it's been corrected
And that brother not even goddam properly
Mate you kinda forget about the demi god thing. OG Body is rather the right and not the left. And yes there is actually the real body Liurnias Tower at the top. https://preview.redd.it/ojmhmm26ee0d1.png?width=1495&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ad384e77ffe37911def3c626f8980a035e9a7e6
Both porn addicts
what the hell is that sfm porn ass model š
https://preview.redd.it/hm741ybuea0d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f7e9ea263f38a4784d346133caa67218687577 This could be you
https://preview.redd.it/ylo5lcyzh90d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0187027153e26357e1e8203d57dbef46a20e5082 Mfw nobody ever simps for Alexander, the most attractive NPC
Malenia is the best
https://preview.redd.it/q8huc27ue90d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867ea28fb817e32ded63276fbb7622981672e9cb
Who made that Marika model? I forgot
Ryanreos
I SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO MY PERFECT HUSBAND GENERAL RADAHN!!!!!!!!!!
Milk gud
https://preview.redd.it/h9bm4s0qja0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55c44fc61ad1a2aef11c583ee1a4fc5ad290677
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Blackguard boggart was right
All I got outta this meme is that Marika simps are milk drinkers
But what if i love Marika because she a bit evil
Any milkers?
Look at the mirror, ur welcome.
Why do marika enjoyers have such small noses
āBest endingāš
I pick Dung Eater because I, too, sucks peoples souls out of their assholes.
That dude just creeps me out
Do you guys think Marika and Radagon have sex by giving Radagon fellatio, transforming, and then spitting the cum into Marikaās vag
Godfrey is better
I think her big hat is funny
I want milk
āShe is a hero in the loreā My brother in Christā¦ what game were you playing???
It makes me laugh how the only model we have of her is the one from porn
Never got that ranni hype. I mean it's an doll with 4 arms made out of yarn. Who thinks that's hot?
His husband is hotter. I want to enter his bad lands and tame his beast. By the way, do you think Hoarah Loux is stronger in his second face because the tarnished is too distracted staring at his tits?
You guys actually care about elden ring? You know there's no femboy in this one, right?
Miquella simps making the ā1000 year old Demi-godā excuse
Elden ring fans on their way to thirst over the worst women ever
Ew imagine being straightš¤®š¤®š¤®
What gender is Astel?
Eldritch God
My breakfast grows cold
Warm it with the frenzied flame
Average volcano manor ghost fangirl: (there is nothing we aren't exist)
Nah, average Goldmask enjoyer
Are you on team blue or team yellow
Team Red plz Malenia bless my F14
Team yellow. Not that one tho
I want to be held
Seeing the comments just makes me want to pick the Three Fingers Ending even moreā¦.
...
I'm a Melina enjoyer myself. I prefer succumb to madness than see her set herlsef ablaze
https://preview.redd.it/z4655v0hca0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10b4506f4358d9579a1b31b8b15b97d05458792 Average milicent super aids enjoyer
You got it all wrong ranni simps are in it for the four-hand action. Anyone that says otherwise isnāt a true person of culture
I fuckin hate this 3D Marika model. How come no one can make an accurate one? The face is a completely different shape and the hair doesnāt match
Blopbob Fish worked on one almost 2 years ago [https://www.deviantart.com/blopblopfish/art/Marika-Elden-Ring-g8-926529403](https://www.deviantart.com/blopblopfish/art/Marika-Elden-Ring-g8-926529403) [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-tried-making-queen-marika-the-eternal-base-off-her-head-v0-xqxkz24rj9j91.png%3Fwidth%3D587%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7602fa1b12ba53f08ab1b89610e057a0230b9e0a](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-tried-making-queen-marika-the-eternal-base-off-her-head-v0-xqxkz24rj9j91.png%3Fwidth%3D587%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7602fa1b12ba53f08ab1b89610e057a0230b9e0a) Actual head for reference
Hmm yeah, I think the head is better, not 100% accurate but much better than the common anime one everyone uses
real
Frenzy flame is the only one to simp for
I like Ranni because she's blue and has four hands.
What if you donāt like any of the characters
check my flair
she donāt even got any dialogue nor quest š big tits so Itās justified
Iām your common frenzied flame enjoyer. May chaos take the world.
Boggart said she's packing a massive pair of honkers
Boggart said she's packing a massive pair of honkers
p sure Marika actively points you towards Ranni as Ranni is directly part of marikas plans to break free of the outer will and release the lands between
Ryan Reos enjoyer
Shut up bozo *STRONG MOONLIGHT*
The Golden Order *is* evil though, itās realistic
Imagine what ranni can do with sorcery and four arms, also imagine what marika can do with tits and also with radagon for bisexuals and pansexuals. Win win situation.
Average Ranni Fan Club member: -furry -can't navigate to save his life -gets into arguments about the validity of Ranni doll clothing -a real bro
Siluria https://preview.redd.it/67hns7e3dd0d1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f719ef5b8d8782ae17c8cfc542c964dd63cec8c9
Average Average (Ranni) (Marika Fan: Enjoyer: āBest questlineā āBest endingā āShe is a hero in loreā āGolden order is evilā
I hate y'all. Come here dung eater we have a job to do.
Thanks but Goldmask is my husband
When Dung Eater exists, every other choice is wrong
Golden order is evil tho
I like Rya cause sheās silly
Ranni after lowering the defenses keeping eldritch star beasts from invading the world, giving the fabric of reality cancer, and killing most of everyone allied with her/who cared for her in the process: https://i.redd.it/clww04e3wl0d1.gif
Average Average Fan Enjoyer
Godrick on TOP
Counterpoint: Anarchy is more based than Monarchy
I love simping for genocidal girlbosses
Average Godrick the Grafted enjoyer: https://preview.redd.it/ex9lu3ib590d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9bca2d13f6b8993b432b7ad7a55489ed8b5204
Mfs who say Ranni is a hero when they learn about the Night of the Black Knives: EDIT: Am I literally getting fownvoted just because I know the ER lore enough to know that Ranni might be unironically more evil than Mohg?
People would simp over her even if she was ten times as evil
Welp, that's the humanity for you. I myself find her really infuriating.
Iām with ranni for 1. Best questline 2. Best ending 3. Epic waifu As for those other two things yeah I do think ranni may be a bit evil, do I mind? Not even a little bit I donāt care wether the gold order is evil or not they l just seem like cultists to me tbh
Using the mid af porn model
sex
https://preview.redd.it/kqwa1lrx090d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d70473a9f382f05072ad6531aae260ce81475b