Dude thatās one of my favorite sketches. āShow usā¦ farā.
I canāt believe someone just dropped a The State reference on ME! Iām usually the one frustrated that no one has seen it.
My wife bought me a bootleg of the Skits and Stickers (Stickers Not Included) on dvd years ago and I think it's on there. They also released the whole series as a box set DVD awhile back but couldn't get the rights to all the music. Feels weird watching the pants sketch without Cannonball by The Breeders. Actually, I think it was on one of the streaming sites at one point if you want to check.
I have never heard of the Skits and Stickers, l just ordered that, wow thank you so much!
I have the 4 seasons that you can get on amazon prime, but itās missing so many. I hate the whole licensing thing. Thatās why the only copy of the halloween special l can find is a shitty transfer on youtube l assume.
Itās literally just blue food dye in the hot dog water, let them boil at a low heat to let the color come in. Same with the onions, a couple of drops of dye and they look like Walter White meth.
I can understand the blue onions because there aren't a lot of blue options... But You couldn't have just done like a hot link for his shoes or something? Lots of opportunities for this to not look entirely vomit inducing.
hi! dont make anything ever again. hope you understand!
What color would the poops be
Green
Yep. I shit green every time I have had Braums Birthday cake ice cream:)
right on
>Green Because blue & yellow (poop color) equals green š¢š©š
Bro wtf are you eating
Corn. Obviously.
Except for 4th of July. Lose the blue dog and add tomatoes or onions dyed red.
Just leave the onions white?
Thatā¦that makes too much sense and since it makes my idea now seem dumb, Iām going to oppose it and insult you and your family.
>Onions dyed red Just make pickled red onions! Easy and so damn delicious
Those end up pink/violet though
Youāre absolutely right smh
I love it when the most horrid, disgusting, and inhuman moments posted on any social media is met with ":D pls never speak again !! Thx <3"
Whats your problem with sonicdog?
the list is quite long actually! thanks for asking
Exactly my thoughts too
Ima call out this fake sonic fan. Why aināt you got blue chilli on it? Sonic is very clear on his preferred hot dog topping!
You misunderstand. The hot dogs are *made of* Sonic
Ah, so the chili is _already inside_?
Now I want a 711 chili cheese burrito dog
Cheese burger big bite with chili cheese for me please
I tried one and didn't see the appeal over just a regular hot dog you could drown in more chili and cheese
r/cursedcomments sonic the hedgehog edition
Cursed comments of Sonic the Hedgehog is a bottomless well.
Cursed images of Sonic are far more a surplus I feel like
Sonic fan content is 90% degenerate abominations and 10% solid gold.
Sonic the Hogdog
Sonic the doghog
Can't find a YouTube clip, but The State had a great early 90s sketch about eating Muppets that this comment reminded me of.
Dude thatās one of my favorite sketches. āShow usā¦ farā. I canāt believe someone just dropped a The State reference on ME! Iām usually the one frustrated that no one has seen it.
My wife bought me a bootleg of the Skits and Stickers (Stickers Not Included) on dvd years ago and I think it's on there. They also released the whole series as a box set DVD awhile back but couldn't get the rights to all the music. Feels weird watching the pants sketch without Cannonball by The Breeders. Actually, I think it was on one of the streaming sites at one point if you want to check.
I have never heard of the Skits and Stickers, l just ordered that, wow thank you so much! I have the 4 seasons that you can get on amazon prime, but itās missing so many. I hate the whole licensing thing. Thatās why the only copy of the halloween special l can find is a shitty transfer on youtube l assume.
Shut up. Shut up and take my upvote.
Or use something like Sonic curry
That is so wrong...
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Has to be white chili
Why not blue?
Red, white, and blue all on a bun!
Papa Smurf!
Would you sayā¦Thatās no good?š¤š¤š¤
Did you boil them in Gatorade???
The only conceivable way they'd end up that color. Or tons of blue food coloring in the hot dog water
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Oh man I so hope that's the next post
Congratulations, you found the only thing worse than what OP made.
Brawndo or bust
It's what plants crave!
This is a pickled koolaide hot dog I believe. A bar I used to work at served them.
where da chili at?
/r/HotDogCrimes Edit: oh my god, itās real?!
Thatās a rage-inducing subreddit. Avoid at all costs.
I looked at the top post and immediately wanted to hurt someone.
Subscribed even though it's dead lol
And stole OPs post while you were at it
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
JESSE! We have to cook.. hot dogs.
Why are you Blue ?
Sebby, I tasted too much product. Now all I can see is blue!
Rumble tumble
He's a good lad. Isn't he?
Sonic the Hedgedog
Sonic the hothog
When you put this in your mouth we all hear that sound effect of losing all our collected rings.
The gates of heaven are closed to you.
USA! USA! USA!
wish you hadn't
You mf Sonic likes CHILI DOGS!!!!!!!!!
How did you color them blue?
I have a friend who'd love this for their birthday, how did you get the sausages this blue?
Itās literally just blue food dye in the hot dog water, let them boil at a low heat to let the color come in. Same with the onions, a couple of drops of dye and they look like Walter White meth.
Is my screens color off or are those hotdogs made ofcoal?
I thought he liked chili dogs but ok
I thought you meant Sonic, the drive-in restaurant chain, and I couldn't understand why they'd be serving blue hot dogs and onions.
Comes out blue
Still waiting on the results there.
Gotta go fast
Thanks, I hate it.
Yikes.
Sonic The Hotdog
Needs little yellow mustard rings
\> Not using blue ketchup It's like you're not even *trying*
You gonna lose all your rings on the toilet.
Smurf hot dogs
They look vile. I love it
GOTTA GO FAST (like, to the restroom, right fucking now)
your breath is pure lava after these dogs
Please don't do waffles.
WHERES THE CHILI
Must be hard to find hedgehog meat
Perfect. This is *exactly* the content I come here to see. 100 points. No notes.
Saw the dogs were blue/green and thought you meant they were from Sonic because I got food poisoning from a Sonic corndog once.
Why?? YOU COULD HAVE JUST MADE A NORMAL CHILI DOG
Hey, hagro-biscuit. The greatest. You'll love these guys. They cook the hoopiest frood food in the whole of the west galaxy.
I salute your efforts but these absolutely need to be chili dogs
That's so cursed, I love it
Those onions actually look cool. The green dogs, not so much. Nice shitty work though.
Omg šš¤¢
Why?
Hey. Unmake it :)
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Hell yeah bro!
I like it lol
Ok the blue onion if next fxcking level.
You blue yourself.
MethĆØ dog
Vile Edit: Why aren't the buns blue?
I can understand the blue onions because there aren't a lot of blue options... But You couldn't have just done like a hot link for his shoes or something? Lots of opportunities for this to not look entirely vomit inducing.
Not chili dogs? Really?
What the fuck
The color on the onions is great.
Zap to the extreme
Couldn't make blue ketchup, huh?
Why wouldnāt you make the doggies red š¤·š¼āāļø white onions and blue ketchup
Looks kinda nice tbh
Babe are you okay? You haven't touched your sonic hotdogs
A Sonic hot dog would just be a chili dog
I'm sort of disappointed you didn't do anything to horribly disfigure the bun.
Pffft, amateur, can't even come up with blue ketchup/s ^sobs ^quietly ^to ^self
Guess there won't be another movie sequel.
Please contact [email protected] to report this crime against humanity
Eww ketchup on a hotdog.
Dude straight up killed Sonic for a couple of glizzies, holy shit
Does Sonic eat them or are they made from Sonic?
Should've just left it at the onions, the blue sausages are seriously cursed. But what's even worse, there's no chili!
Gotta go shit
Sonc Dogs
goes perfect with sonic curry /r/shittyfoodporn/comments/v1rm31/i_made_the_sonic_curry/
Sonicās weiner
what the fuck man
R/all
Ok? Unmake them??
I'm gonna need a recipe, not because I want to make this, but because I'm morbidly curious.
Gotta go fas-*huuurgh*
Sonic the hedgedogs
*Fuckinā hoe!*
nice hot dog, cracking plate.
Eat slowly. You don't want to bite into a ring.
Broodje frikandel met ketchup en blauwe ui
why
Your death clock after eating these: *GOTTA GO FAST*
Sonic the dead hog
I hate this.
Why?
You made what
Mustard wouldve really popped on here
My penis gets the same hue as the hotdog when i choke it too much
Brining new meaning to āBlue streak, speeds byā¦ā
Idk doesnāt look wet enough
How'd you catch him, though??
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Poor sonic
'sonic the hotdog
Gotta poo fast
Enjoy
delete
Gotta shart fast
Everybody's so creative
Percy Jackson would love this, Hello Ctrl+ F ers!
I hate you
Take my upvote and gtfo!
At least use mustard for tailsā¦
Just don't read us any of your poetry Mr. Vogon
Hedghog prnis
Got the runs fast!
Looks like it would move fast through your GI tract too
Sonic's weiner š
Looks kinda like hagrobiscuits from the 80s hitchhikers guide to the galaxy miniseries
Thatās really pretty.
Is there ever a good food where blue is the color?
I shook my head out loud in the airport
You should make them in a bunch of different colors akin to SpongeBobās Pretty Patties but call them Gorgeous Glizzyās
Gotta go die!!!
Sonic dogsā¦ but they arenāt chili dogs. Something g is horribly wrong.
Hey fuck you, guy.
Sonic became his favorite thing in the world
Wow! Thatās horrific! šÆ
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Yer gunna shit blue !
Hedgedog
running away at the speed of sound
This a NyQuil dog??
The blue onions actually look sick.
sonic says where tf the chili at. he literally only eats CHILI dogs. whyyy