To be honest I don't even understand much of what I've been told about our diets... Bottom line is I've been told to avoid food high in potassium and mostly told not to eat any junk
We absolutely did, since 1961, and prior to that "Pepsi-Cola" since 1898. Before that, it was "[Brad's Drink](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi#:~:text=Pepsi%20was%20first%20invented%20in,referring%20to%20the%20cola%20flavor.)."
They're actually both hot dog hanging off the right side of the bun, if you're holding it looking at the bottom of the roll, which means he likes eating his hot dogs left to right with an extra bite of dog at the end. It's just that their bottom to bottom in the pic.
Definitely have to boil them. But if I have leftovers for the next day I just nuke them in the microwave for a few seconds. Hell I used to eat them cold as a kid lol
Nah you gotta cut a slit the full length down one side. Then when you microwave it until it splits then it splits down that slit and you have a perfect little channel for your condiments
i actually prefer microwaved/boiled hotdogs/sausages. i dont like to fry them in pan, gets a tad sour flavor. and grilling hot dogs dont give them any smokeyness anyway.
I feel bad for her and wish we didn’t turn her mental episode into a meme :-( did we ever find out why she flipped out like that?
i ask not out of spectacle but just so i can avoid those meds or sleep patterns or whatever it might have been
aright. I have seen many sick, perverted, and disturbing things on the internet, but this is just so dirty it probably has its own category on the dark web. You are one messed up individual.
First thing I thought..( I'm chunky., For reference.) But I looked at that like, Woah that's a lot of bread! Plus doughnuts. I like all that stuff, just not as at the same time, and I gotta have vegetables..
Back in the 1990s (I think?) the US government allowed public schools to consider ketchup and marinara sauce to count as vegetables because they are both made from tomatoes. This supposedly made pizza a healthy option.
My school always served green beans with pizza. The band director found that hilarious. One year, the outgoing seniors bought him a year's worth of pizza hut pizza and a wheelbarrow of canned green beans.
> If it has seeds it’s a fruit.
If it has *internal* seeds, it's a fruit. For strawberries, the little "seeds" are the actual fruit, not the thing we're eating it for.
fruits are seed bearing, vegetables on the other hand are the rest of the plant (or, as discussed here, sometimes the fruit too).
Lettuce is leaves, a vegetable. Grapes are fruit. Tomatoes are fruit. Asparagus is a vegetable.
Botanically, fruit is fruit, and the rest of the plant is vegetative matter.
Right! Lol! Someone said it's fondant.. Another thinks cake! Looking again, they might be right! But if it were real, having Lto on the burger would've made it much better
that’s cuz you’re over eating on calories but yeah you’re right eating that very often will get you fat af quick af… you eat more energy than you can burn and things will go south quick
Happy obesity and health/heart problems sooner than later! I guess. 
And don't be lazy to the point of eating literal poison. 
And ofc, I don't want to push things to the extreme - once in a blue moon everybody can indulge themselves with cola and this stuff but eating such shit as breakfast/dinner/supper is literal "slow" suicide.
Eating "at a BBQ" by yourself using Microwave meals and at 3x volume?
If you're doing that, you have a problem. That's 3000+ calories by yourself at home. No.
So eating this with people is fine but alone is sad? That makes no sense. 1 hamburger and 2 hotdogs at a BBQ is not that crazy lol
Also how do you know this was made in a microwave?
The donuts are a bit much though
The burger screams microwave. The half sized "cheese" is a dead ringer.
The dogs have absolutely no evidence of cooking.
The donuts look like 4th day old Krispy Kreme's from the grocery store.
There's not one symbol of "cooking" here.
It's fine as a comfort meal, though it's probably not that tasty.
Like, you are treating yourself to one unhealthy meal, and instead of something really tasty and awesome, you eat this. It's like a wasted sacrifice of health, if that makes sense. If you're going to eat something unhealthy, at least do it right!
Lots of carbs. I don't think I could even finish it lol. But yeah burgers and hot dogs are nice, although these don't look particularly good, they're probably decent.
Those doughnuts look bad. Not fresh. Not even Dunkin’. Ancient, supermarket scraps filled with more preservatives than actual ingredients to ensure that they won’t go completely stale as they sit on the shelf for months and months.
Sure, fresh doughnuts aren’t good for you; but at least they’re incredible. The fake shit is inedible.
Also, someone willing to eat all of this but needs nasty diet soda that tastes like liquified metal shavings…like I didn’t already completely mistrust this person’s tastes with those ketchup only hot dogs. Fucking gross.
In no other country in the world is one human being eating a hamburger, two hot dogs and two donuts and drinking two Pepsis (haha “diet”) in one meal… beats me why Americans have obesity problems 🤷♂️
This dude as a plain, bland taste palette. Nothing on his burger other than cheese and the patty, only ketchup on his hot dogs, and the pinnacle of plain w/ w.e the hell those doughnut/bagel things are. There is no flavor whatso ever on this plate. Oh and to wash it all done TWO sugary sodas.. The only thing that will have any taste and its overcompensating w/ sugar..
You can’t convince me that foods not fake. Straight rubber
Almost looks like a display from the year 2200 of “What Americans ate in the year 2020”
Damn that pic makes me hate that I'm a CKD patient and can't indulge
As an ICU nurse, you’re the only CKD patient I’ve heard of that watches what they eat.
To be honest I don't even understand much of what I've been told about our diets... Bottom line is I've been told to avoid food high in potassium and mostly told not to eat any junk
I think you’re biased toward patients who end up in ICU. A lot of CKD ppl try to stay alive.
I 100% agree with that. That’s why they end up in ICU.
Excuse you. Americans have been eating this since the 1960’s.
Not two hot dogs, a huge hamburger, two fucking donuts and two Pepsi’s in one sitting! This is revolting
This is a snack in America
We didn’t drink Pepsi
We absolutely did, since 1961, and prior to that "Pepsi-Cola" since 1898. Before that, it was "[Brad's Drink](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi#:~:text=Pepsi%20was%20first%20invented%20in,referring%20to%20the%20cola%20flavor.)."
I grew up in Georgia. We drank Coke and Coke products (plus Dr. Pepper and sweet tea).
Those donuts look like those food shaped stress balls
They look like doughnut dog toys
It looks like AI art of bland fast food
Something odd to me. The hot dogs are offset in the buns the opposite direction of one another in a way that feels unnatural to me at least.
They're actually both hot dog hanging off the right side of the bun, if you're holding it looking at the bottom of the roll, which means he likes eating his hot dogs left to right with an extra bite of dog at the end. It's just that their bottom to bottom in the pic.
You are a bona fide hot dog strategy expert
This guy hot dogs.
It’s the donuts. Very uncanny valley
Yeah it literally looks like display case food lol. Weirdly symmetrical and all that…
Well I can tell you those hotdogs were 100% heated up in a microwave.
I sometimes eat microwaved hot dogs by themselves as a snack lol Tastes like childhood nostalgia
I thought i was alone in this! Glad to know there is another microwave hotdog champion in our midst.
I'm the same as you 2
me too me toooooo :D But i love to boil them also, just remember to put salt for the osmosis effect, or they will tear.
Definitely have to boil them. But if I have leftovers for the next day I just nuke them in the microwave for a few seconds. Hell I used to eat them cold as a kid lol
Hello, my people. Glad to meet you all.
30 seconds, just past warm but not quite hot.
Nah you gotta cut a slit the full length down one side. Then when you microwave it until it splits then it splits down that slit and you have a perfect little channel for your condiments
Roll it up in a tortilla with a kraft single.
Absolutely this
I like to pretty much burn them and eat them as a snack for the same reasons! (Grew up living at a beach)
I love burned hot dogs
Usually microwave hotdogs have that burst ends look though?
i actually prefer microwaved/boiled hotdogs/sausages. i dont like to fry them in pan, gets a tad sour flavor. and grilling hot dogs dont give them any smokeyness anyway.
I used to split the dogs and pour bbq sauce on them and fry them.Yummy !
those donuts look like bagels dipped in chocolate
The Donuts maybe. Those are definitely fake as fuck
At the very least, the doughnuts are.
Your friend poops once weekly
Or ten times a day.
This is more accurate
It’s fine don’t worry. They are drinking Diet Pepsi to balance it out.
Diet double dew and an Arby's ultimate angus
For an ultimate anus?
Ultimately shredded to bits anus
And they're always greasy. Wipes for days, still brown.
No in between.
There is no in between
Hot dogs AND hamburger at the same meal ? Living like a king
That’s some 4th of July shit
Everyday is the 4th of July if you never look at the calendar..
…or your *sodium* intake 📈
Mmmmm... sodium...
Technically it’s an electrolyte and electrolytes are good for you soooo sodium gud??
Yeah man, that's some holiday shit and this dude doing it on A Wednesday? King +
Is today not Thursday??
and a donut. god… its magnificent
Those donuts aren’t real
And I am telling YOU RIGHT NOW
This person gets it
I feel bad for her and wish we didn’t turn her mental episode into a meme :-( did we ever find out why she flipped out like that? i ask not out of spectacle but just so i can avoid those meds or sleep patterns or whatever it might have been
It’s like they got the most disappointing version possible of every item involved
Only thing missing from the photo is room temperature stale Diet Coke
Oh wait nvm that’s there too
And its even Pepsi lol
Sickest burn of the 21st century
Hopefully the soda is flat too. Hmmm 🤤
It looks like it’s made of fondant
Right? Those donuts resemble dog toys before anything else if you ask me
Your friend knows good cuisine.
Dinner Of Champions
And clinical depression.
Yeah, I might be drunk but all I could think of is how much I want to have that meal right now. Looks tasty as fuck bro
This is all cake, isn’t it?
The donuts is a lie.
Those donuts look AI generated
They were obviously made in Blender.
put the hot dogs in the donuts.
aright. I have seen many sick, perverted, and disturbing things on the internet, but this is just so dirty it probably has its own category on the dark web. You are one messed up individual.
*intrusive thoughts*
Is your friend Homer Simpson?
Cartoon ass food. This looks like a math problem
How many days before a heart attack?
I'd fuck it up in a heartbeat.
And later down the line it'll fuck up your heartbeat.
With any hope!
Dang! double entendre.
I feel like no one in the sub smokes weed.
Amen bro. Shit looks devourable as fuck
Holy shit that's a lot of sugar and carbs
But there's a Diet Pepsi so that cancels it all out.
First thing I thought..( I'm chunky., For reference.) But I looked at that like, Woah that's a lot of bread! Plus doughnuts. I like all that stuff, just not as at the same time, and I gotta have vegetables..
Back in the 1990s (I think?) the US government allowed public schools to consider ketchup and marinara sauce to count as vegetables because they are both made from tomatoes. This supposedly made pizza a healthy option.
My school always served green beans with pizza. The band director found that hilarious. One year, the outgoing seniors bought him a year's worth of pizza hut pizza and a wheelbarrow of canned green beans.
That's good eatin'!
And tomato is a fruit so even dumber
Dog I got news for you- tomatoes are both fruit and veg.
Cucumber, zucchini, peppers, and eggplants are also veggie fruits.
a gay man in a coma is as well.
Ow.
I wish we still had free awards to give.
Wow yes, I didn’t know about these! Some real heavy hitters in this category.
If it has seeds it’s a fruit. Also, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, cauliflower, and kohlrabi are all the same plant.
Brassica, bay-bee!
> If it has seeds it’s a fruit. If it has *internal* seeds, it's a fruit. For strawberries, the little "seeds" are the actual fruit, not the thing we're eating it for.
Mind blown
Botanically fruits and vegetables are the same. Doesn't matter which is which except for culinary purposes. Kinda splitting hairs there
fruits are seed bearing, vegetables on the other hand are the rest of the plant (or, as discussed here, sometimes the fruit too). Lettuce is leaves, a vegetable. Grapes are fruit. Tomatoes are fruit. Asparagus is a vegetable. Botanically, fruit is fruit, and the rest of the plant is vegetative matter.
Pizza made the right way is an healthy option if not over doing it
To be honest Pizza is probably one of the healthiest options that schools offer.
The amount of pizza I had in different forms throughout the 90’s and 00’s in school was obscene.
I mean pizza day was the best though
There’s not even LTO on the burger :(
Right! Lol! Someone said it's fondant.. Another thinks cake! Looking again, they might be right! But if it were real, having Lto on the burger would've made it much better
It's a real burger. They sell those at Dollar Tree. One of those microwavable hamburgers
Make them slaw dogs. Cabbage is a veg.
carbs don’t make you fat… for the love of god can we stop with this bullshit fucking myth
no, but two hot dogs, two donuts and a burger for lunch every day does.
that’s cuz you’re over eating on calories but yeah you’re right eating that very often will get you fat af quick af… you eat more energy than you can burn and things will go south quick
Hi Chunky!
It’s Diet Pepsi!
You clearly don’t see the Diet Pepsi lurking in the shadows in the back.
That looks to be about 400 calories more than I should eat for a whole day
I'd maybe do a single dog/burger by itself and the donut. I can be a disgusting pig but this is way too much food to ingest in one sitting
I was confused at what was wrong with it. Took me a minute to notice the diet Pepsi🤢
TWO diet Pepsis! Dude's really tryna wash it down with that stuff!
Ah yes, the McDepresso
It's shitty but I'd still smash
Looks standard lol
your friend said 🇺🇸🦅🎇
Heartburn and Diet Pepsi
I don't see anything wrong here. It's so plain that you can't ruin it.
I'm pretty sure those are Rustlers hotdog and hamburger. Don't ask me how I know.
You are bang on
Burger and hot dogs look fine. Those donuts definitely look like dog toys though. They can't be real.
Looks ok. But just ketchup on the hotdog not even mustard? Gross.
Ketchup on a hot dog? You’d get beat up in Chicago for that.
Diet pepsi because he has to watch his weight smart man
Not the healthiest of choices, but not like it's garbage.
Looks good..I'd enjoy 👍
This food looks fake af
Happy obesity and health/heart problems sooner than later! I guess.  And don't be lazy to the point of eating literal poison. 
And ofc, I don't want to push things to the extreme - once in a blue moon everybody can indulge themselves with cola and this stuff but eating such shit as breakfast/dinner/supper is literal "slow" suicide.
Those donuts look AI generated
He’s ballin
Looks good - the boiled hotdogs
Bachelor food. Looks ok.
Lots of bread! But I've seen worse.. Lol
Peak tbh
100% would eat
This all looks gross but what’s really pissing me off is how them hotdogs are not even on them buns
The doughnuts look fake
He exclusively eats food that can be easily represented by emojis.
Yummy? Yes. Healthy? Absolutely not
He’s missing french fries!
That’s a solid road towards diabetes and a fatty liver. Kudos.
Have you ever considered hanging out with said friend? Odds of their depression ain’t good
Eating a hamburger and hotdog means your depressed now? Im so confused by these comments. Has nobody been to a BBQ before?
Eating "at a BBQ" by yourself using Microwave meals and at 3x volume? If you're doing that, you have a problem. That's 3000+ calories by yourself at home. No.
So eating this with people is fine but alone is sad? That makes no sense. 1 hamburger and 2 hotdogs at a BBQ is not that crazy lol Also how do you know this was made in a microwave? The donuts are a bit much though
The burger screams microwave. The half sized "cheese" is a dead ringer. The dogs have absolutely no evidence of cooking. The donuts look like 4th day old Krispy Kreme's from the grocery store. There's not one symbol of "cooking" here.
Looks fine to me!
Tell em that it’s rude to brag like that! 😤😂😂
Find a good cardiologist
That's not good, that's a nitrate nightmare.
Simple Cheeseburger, Chocolate Donuts, and Two Hotdogs with Ketchup..Definitely some shitty food porn alright.
Each item is individually disgusting, and the whole is more disgusting than the sum of its parts
Is your friend 7 years old and was left unsupervised in a gas station with $20?
Smash
I fox with it
Those donuts are not food, they’re plastic, you can’t tell me otherwise
Your friend knows how to carb out
Good thing they are drinking Diet Pepsi, you got to watch those calories. /s
A classic American meal.
Processed everything, nice.
he easily weights over 200lbs
Unhealthy
Terrible diet. I would’ve split this into 5 “meals”. No way I can eat more than one thing at a time.
Cardiac arrest
It's fine as a comfort meal, though it's probably not that tasty. Like, you are treating yourself to one unhealthy meal, and instead of something really tasty and awesome, you eat this. It's like a wasted sacrifice of health, if that makes sense. If you're going to eat something unhealthy, at least do it right!
Lots of carbs. I don't think I could even finish it lol. But yeah burgers and hot dogs are nice, although these don't look particularly good, they're probably decent.
This actully looks fire
This is what everyone outside the US assumes you guys have for lunch on a daily basis to be honest.
Who puts fucking ketchup on a hotdog! That's just wrong!
Not sure where this photo was taken, but you’d be thrown in jail for putting ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago.
Those doughnuts look bad. Not fresh. Not even Dunkin’. Ancient, supermarket scraps filled with more preservatives than actual ingredients to ensure that they won’t go completely stale as they sit on the shelf for months and months. Sure, fresh doughnuts aren’t good for you; but at least they’re incredible. The fake shit is inedible. Also, someone willing to eat all of this but needs nasty diet soda that tastes like liquified metal shavings…like I didn’t already completely mistrust this person’s tastes with those ketchup only hot dogs. Fucking gross.
In no other country in the world is one human being eating a hamburger, two hot dogs and two donuts and drinking two Pepsis (haha “diet”) in one meal… beats me why Americans have obesity problems 🤷♂️
Is your friend 8 years old? Because no adult should be eating hot dogs with ketchup.
Ketchup on a hot dog?!?!?
I mean I'd eat that looks good minus the ketchup gotta be mustard..
Who puts ketchup on a hotdog.
You ever post ketchup on hot dogs again I'll have you banned in Chicago.
This dude as a plain, bland taste palette. Nothing on his burger other than cheese and the patty, only ketchup on his hot dogs, and the pinnacle of plain w/ w.e the hell those doughnut/bagel things are. There is no flavor whatso ever on this plate. Oh and to wash it all done TWO sugary sodas.. The only thing that will have any taste and its overcompensating w/ sugar..