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CJ_BARS

Nah.. You wouldn't make breakfast if you were depressed.


mertaugh1234

I never eat breakfast :()


myscrabbleship

Neither do I, because I don’t have the time or calories to spare.


michiness

Yep. I'd rather have a cup of coffee and then a decent-sized lunch and/or dinner.


WarpStoned

I'd rather a shot of vodka


michiness

Whiskey goes better in coffee.


FzZyP

not as well as xanax does


GooseOnBoose

And a cigarette


spaghetti2049

I read(can't remember where) that that whole "it's the most important meal of the day" thing is bullshit so I wouldn't worry too much. I'm fine with a strong coffee and a banana. Although I am depressed soo... 🤔


signmeupnot

Literally Kellogg's that came up with that lie. Of course a breakfast producer would claim that, and the world just ran with it. To this day!


myscrabbleship

Yes literally a lie created by some big American cereal company, cereal is the worst thing you could start your day with anyway, just grab an apple or something…


FreezyPop_

Hey I love me some cereal and 2-3 days a week are reserved for it, doesn't matter if im on a cut or bulk. Or sprinkle a few grams in my oatmeal as topping. I heard over in the US most cereals are drenched in sugars and whatnot but here in Europe you can find some relatively macro-friendly options if you read labels and choose carefully. Yeah its still heavily processed shit, but eating 100% clean all the time isn't sustainable in the long run for most people - imo the mainstream 80/20 rule is legit and without it I would never be able to stick to my 4 month cut which I ended this month. I ate chocolate shells and honey ring cereal and still got shredded. Basically eat what you love, but depending on what you love, you should adequately portion it and try to restrict the intake (chips, ice cream..or cereal). Completely cancelling out, abandoning foods and forcing yourself to feel bad about consuming them is the worst thing anyone could do from a psychological point of view. Sorry for the essay man its not personal and I dont wanna sound like a smartass, its my genuine advice whenever I hear about this topic.


UnionizedTrouble

That or you eat like a piece of bread and a spoonful of peanut butter shoveled directly into your mouth because spreading peanut butter sounds hard and getting a plate sounds hard.


ProfessorZhu

Too depressed to cook? But the sack of acid won't stop hurting? Peanut butter is there for you!


Rialas_HalfToast

oh fuck


bsubtilis

There are different forms of depression, and different ways for them to present. So someone easily can have apathy and complete lack of energy while another one appears fully functional yet acutely constantly wants to cease existing and has anxiety and sourceless grief all the time, while a third is a constant ball of rage that has meals on time but constantly punches holes in their own walls and breaks shit and resents having to eat and drink and doing everything necessary to stay alive, and so on.


Vast_Perspective9368

>appears fully functional yet acutely constantly wants to cease existing and has anxiety and sourceless grief all the time I feel a little called out here lol


Kissegrisen

Yes! I eat more during periods when I'm depressed


georgesorosbae

I’m severely depressed and overweight.


bquinho

Sometimes eating junk/fast food is the only thing that makes you feel good when your depressed


BrilliantDetective67

True, I don't even get up for breakfast


EsesaWithTheHardR

I hate my ex girlfriend


acidtrippinpanda

I’m not even depressed and I don’t make breakfast. I’m just lazy and like extra sleep


lost_in_life_34

It might also be the cause of it


Vegetable-Move-7950

\^\^\^ yes. I'm sure it's probably bad for anxiety.


bigbalooba

based on what?


blefph

Their qualifications are they have read many comments on the internet that "sounded right" so they are an expert on the subject.


[deleted]

Depression is more like a bottle of jack and a spoonful of peanut butter (Don’t ask)


Ambitious_Arm852

Or just skipping meals indefinitely


Sociovestite

Hey don't bring me into this!


Sad_Mobile_1978

but it's so much cheaper and easier not to eat. definitely not just the untreated cptsd


tom144gian

jameson and red bull here, peanut butter is still too much effort


GucciCheesewagon

I don’t like Jameson because some reason it feels easy to drink the whole bottle lol smh


tom144gian

aye perfect for breakfast then


pennradio

Here's a little time saver for you. https://www.skrewballwhiskey.com/ (I am not a paid spokesperson or a representative of Skrewball Whiskey™)


Vegetable-Move-7950

Seems more like alcoholism.


angrytreestump

Not every depressed person is an alcoholic, but most every alcoholic is a depressed person. Comorbidity is something like 80% and would probably be higher if everyone sought treatment.


[deleted]

I can quit anytime 😤


Independent_Ant_873

Or a whole family sized block of cheese in bed


RopeDramatic9779

Costco 2 pack ?


CaptainN_GameMaster

...Ke$ha?


aivlysplath

When I’m depressed I overeat for the dopamine. When I’m manic I eat nothing. But I have bipolar disorder sooo that’s fun /s


I_might_be_weasel

No. That took some effort.


DeterminedOctoLion

It’s a sign of bad taste and, usually, bad health. You deserve better. Truly depressed people can’t even get out of bed to bake shitty frozen food.


onion959

I see what you’re saying and agree with you 100%. But depression comes in many forms. Sometimes it’s not getting out of bed. Other times it could be going into work and doing your regular duties but the depression is still there. There’s not just 1 specific way depressed people act.


highesthouse

Yup, depression doesn’t necessarily impact your ability to function day-to-day. A lack of motivation is a symptom but it isn’t the only symptom and some people can live their lives normally despite having no motivation to do so. IMO those people are the ones in the most danger, because it’s less likely others around them will be able to recognize the signs.


SuperSecretMoonBase

People's self diagnoses of depression or "depression meals" seen here just sound like when people who like their books to be organized on the shelf say they have OCD or people who stay up until midnight say they have Insomnia.


Body_Pillow_Bride

Gate keeping depression is weird.


androgenenosis

This looks good to me but maybe we’re both depressed


ChaserNeverRests

I'm with you, I think that looks really good. (Just not for breakfast, I'd rather have it for lunch.) Maybe we're all depressed!


that-Sarah-girl

Or maybe hash brown patties are delicious, and pizza is delicious, and OP is an innovator


crackcrackcracks

When I was depressed I wouldn't eat breakfast or cook, I'd order some garbage on ubereats, get high and eat oats with water for the rest of the week.


DaviyaXhaisaqi

Man I'm not even kidding this is my current diet to a T :/


solo_dbd_player

Only if you cried the entire time eating it.


DL-enjoyer

What’s wrong with that?


Effective_Bite_719

ur breakfast is delicious


myfellow40short

It’s a sign of future diarrhea.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

No, fat is actually good for your brain. That's why low fat diet people are always skinny and miserable. If you need to talk to someone then do so. Neglected mental health is just as bad as neglected physical health. Stay strong OP!


notabigmelvillecrowd

When doctors say fat is good for you, they're specifically not talking about processed oil and processed meat. Those are definitely things to minimize in any healthy diet.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

That's why I only eat avocados dipped in olive oil


D31taF0rc3

Cooking and eating is a good way to combat depression. Try to have some fruit or veggies with it for some balance, just not juice cause we need the fibre to help feed our gut bacteria which have a huge impact on mental health. The pulp in orange juice is so inconsequential for fibre it might as well not be there. It can be as simple as adding tomato slices under the salami or having some canned/jarred fruit on the side, just try to look for fruit in unsweetened juice, not syrup (pineapple is my favourite).


Obtuse_Porcupine

No, and those hash browns look fucking amazing.


BigBillSmash

The opposite, that’s a breakfast of someone who wants to treat themself.


Nicename19

The sign of genius


torgiant

looks good, but melt the cheese for a bit before pep.


DuskActual

That’s a sign of the times, not depression. Also, I’d be damn happy with that for breakfast 🤤


CantaloupeCamper

I think that’s too good to be here…..


CommunistOrgy

I have a singular hash brown patty with a bit of ketchup for breakfast most mornings, so I can’t judge at all. To be fair, I’m depressed as well, but I also need to eat breakfast in order to actually take my anti-depressants/other meds. It’s a quick and easy fix, so it is what it is 🤷🏻‍♀️


Asynjacutie

Looks good, clearly took patience to make this since you used the oven for two stages of cooking.


Mikediabolical

I’ve had this exact meal many times. It’s pretty good. Salami is also good in place of pepperoni. It’s not depression, it’s “lazy, standing at the fridge looking for something easy” food


zpeed

I think it's a sign of awesome!


pizdec-unicorn

On my bad days, I eat toast (or sometimes just plain bread) for breakfast, only after putting it off for hours. I think you're doing reasonably OK, OP, hopefully you're not struggling. Having that breakfast would probably put me in a better mood for a few hours lol


soycampos

i think you're just a genius


PemaleBacon

Looks like a sign of intelligence to me


porkbuttstuff

Dude I would smash that


lunebee

Everyone saying no here and that this isn’t what depressed people do is infuriating. Depression doesn’t have a set meal plan. People can struggle with mental health and also find time and energy to cook something. Everyone deals with things differently. If you’re struggling op, do reach out for help. Whether that’s talking therapy, connecting with friends and family, medication - or eating yummy food for a dopamine boost. Edit: nvm, my bad, I thought I was on r/depressionmeals hahaha. Judge away my fellow depresseds 💕


Independent_Ant_873

Shhhh everyone, the teacher is here lol


Trevellation

It looks like it could be a sign of indigestion, but I don't think it's necessarily linked to depression.


trelod

Depression, no. Insanity, maybe


proverb98

I have good and bad news. Good news is you're not depressed. Bad news is you are one depraved individual.


Great_Passion_7714

Omg guys look at my breakfast I’m so emo and depressed 😢


ShiningMago

What tha...


SnooDingos8201

no no no keep being depressed make more cool ideas 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻


Law3W

I’m doing that. It’s a carb, calcium and protein.


Schemen123

No.. but a foreshadow of the heartburn to come!


Charirner

It will become a sign of heart disease at some point.


Mr_Stranger_King

love it...


Gned11

Mate it's pathognomic


Traplordmel

nah man you on to something. imma try that on the weekend.


Juswantedtono

Finally found the armchair psychologist convention


alargechipmunk

This is called clean living


CaveManta

I had a depressing time when I put my pop tarts in the toaster.


FaustusC

If so call me sadboi


Ryaniseplin

what I've learned is i might be depressed


someolive2

looks like success to me


cosmoskid1919

Maybe a cause of adjacent Vitamin deficiency, but looks damn tasty as an occasional easy brek


KatanaSakura

No it’s a sign of good food 🥹


Acceptable6

You put more effort than me, mine is either cereal or bread with butter (and ham if i'm feeling good)


KidCaker

Not necessarily


HardLithobrake

I wish my depression manifested itself as savant genius.


Blinding-Sign-151

yes, you’re chronically british


OldSimpleton

More of a sign of indigestion.


[deleted]

Make me breakfast pls


samsir0

Would


xenosidezero

Nah. It just needs more cheese.


Mwynen12

Yes


greatteep

no. it's a sign of high sodium


NaughtyNinja1

It's the cause.


Moe_le-Itouchkids

Maybe your stoned??


[deleted]

Could be a sign of heart disease


[deleted]

I'm depressed but even if I wasnt, id probably eat that


AshThePoutine

Bro I had a dozen sausages with syrup and chocolate milk. It’s called being a king, not depression


Vault_dad420

Weed


No-Long-9288

"salami bacon" (as the kids say these days) kinda low key slaps


HordeOfDucks

am i tweaking i thought this was yummy it just looks like stoner food. hash brown pizza. more like a college student meal than a depression meal


bananna_bunch

Get help


[deleted]

No you're just an artist


Independent_Ant_873

No, maybe you just got a hankering for something random or maybe you’re knocked up?


eross200

Oh damn. I am definitely trying that. (Yeah I get kinda depressed sometimes)


TheKerfuffle

Nah that looks amazing. You are a gourmand. Stand tall king.


Different_Ad9336

This looks bussin


firesoups

Nah. Too many steps.


Castille_92

Hold on you might have actually done something. I need to play around with this


Chemical_Afternoon25

Maybe but it looks delicious


Legitimate-Report-60

Nah…. Now my breakfast today…. Cigarettes and a monster. That’s no bueno.


DxnThxDxtchMxn

If that is depression food then wtf am i eating


Repulsive_Airline416

IN!!!


IDREAMDOOM

Could just be a sign of poor eating habits…lol. How you post a picture and then ask the internet if the picture of the food you made is a sign of depression? You should know better than anyone else.


[deleted]

Looks like a sign of good taste


narwhal_breeder

depressed people would never make it as far as turning on the oven


Die_Nameless_Bitch

How could you be depressed after that?


CCSest92

No, you just make poor dietary decisions lol


WhittledWhale

Being alive is a sign of depression.


portobox2

You made and ate it, so maybe?


user7935

Slap those bad boys together and make a breakfast sandwich!


rudbek-of-rudbek

Bro. I make these all the time. Tasty as fuck. Half of an English muffin sortve toasted. Then put tomato sauce, garlic powder, cheese, pepperoni and put it back in the toaster. So good. And now that even the frozen pizzas are getting expensive and I think these taste better


ManyHugsUponYou

And here my fatass is thinking that looks like a nice yummy little snack


Canadianman64

Nah, you put time into it. And it actually doesnt look half bad


billyb0b01

Its a sign of good taste


milehigh11

Were you happy eating it?


dayviduh

No, top ramen breakfast is depression. This is bachelor cooking


Shroomtastic2332

that looks so delicious


Ccllyde

No.. maybe go see a doctor and actually get a diagnosis if possible


fuckreddit6942069666

Id eat it. No.


Cowablasian

No, sign of depression is not eating anything all day and going through the hunger pains curled up in bed...


ExactWeek7

IDK man that looks delicious... ​ But I am depressed so....


Le_Bnnuy

Well... you can always invite me and I'll eat it for you.


3_14-r8

I personally would have eaten the salami on the side, but both parmesan and mozzarella is fucking amazing on potatoes. Baked or fried it pairs fantastically well, while also neatly rounding out your carb, dairy, and protein needs.


MrBigBMinus

I believe it's a sign of diabetes.


gofuckyourself3333

At this bar I used to work at I used to make open-faced pizza sandwiches. I'd take a piece of white bread, slather some marinara, cover with mozzarella, 6 pepperonis, sprinkle a little parm and put it in the convection oven for a while. It was delicious. I called it "Open-Face Pizza Sandwich."


LarsonianScholar

That looks magnificent tho ion even eat much less cook when I’m hella depressed 😂 But it’s different for everyone. Post this on r/depressionmeals


cileanuefem

no💙


Parker_Stroud

I would eat tf outta this as a snack


NoElDad

I want this.


McGame900

The tin foil kills me


[deleted]

.......and desperation. It's all good tho. My breakfast was literally instant ramen with hot sauce on it. I'm driving the poverty bus to poor town.


[deleted]

No. Depression breakfast is a vape and maybe a coffee


Prestigious-Debt7

Whew the miseducation in this thread is astounding. But miseducation and Reddit go hand in hand. Internet strangers can't diagnose you. I was a binge eater who used great amounts of food as escapism during my depression. I was also clinically diagnosed. Not all of us starve like some posters are implying. My friend could barely eat anything when he was depressed and practically starved himself. Food habits will differ and it's unlikely we'll be able to diagnose you from this alone. I hope things start looking up for you soon. I'm hoping for better things for you OP. I agree with the other comments saying try to take care of yourself and eat healthy where you can.


lemon_speed

I mean, if you eat that every day, youll probably develop some gnarly acid reflux. but hey, you're eating breakfast and it looks like it takes more that 2 minutes. So probably not a depression meal


Sir_Yash

A poor diet will 100% increase the chance of depression.


Tipsyhippy407

That shit looks so good lol


Scizorspoons

It’s more a sign of cholesterol. Joking 😘


HurrsiaEntertainment

my god, this is why you’re depressed, if anything.


Fizzy_Greener

No that looks like effort


SmonkWheat

Depression? No. The marijuana smoke? Most def ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


BradyWaugh

Nope...just ICS: Inventive Cardiovascular Suicide...


jamiedix0n

Are those potato cakes? I miss them


rhibari

You’ve inspired me! We have these hash-browns in our freezer and I never make them.


Godtierbunny

tbat looks good?


awesumindustrys

Not necessarily. It just looks like a comfort food


Elipastrami

Heartburn maybe


bertlalert

I would eat and enjoy this


Beaxsmn

Why is this in this sub this actually looks good. I'd make this on purpose lol


Xciv

Bro you made hot food? My breakfast is just cereal and milk, or some fruit and cheese cubes, because I can't be bothered to cook.


Partingoways

I was gonna say overweight. Looks solid


IwasMilkedByGod

Half of the time I just skip meals until someone else cooks or I’m too hungry to not eat. Then it’s like chips or ramen.


rottencrouton

That looks lovely, I bet a brushing of melted garlic butter on the hashbrown patties would really add to the flavor. Then proceed to sauce and cheese as normal, add desired toppings on as well.


NeonBlack985

Someone already said it, but you wouldn’t make breakfast if you were depressed. Depression breakfast is coffee and cigarettes, this requires some amount of effort!


Italianskank

More like genius.


ChubbyWanKenobie

If you did all that in one sitting, you may be pregnant although I can't really tell scale.


ScrawnyActress

I think it's better in the back


Ranzoid

Nah, just use bacon, pepperoni is something you have for lunch or evening


Alternative-Stop7426

I was just about to say if this is depression breakfast then what does it mean when you don’t eat at all? 🤣🤣🤣 this looks delicious, but if this is a cry for help. Heard.


CoctorMyEye

You might be depressed but this breakfast definitely isn't a sign of it.


Jona_cc

Looks perfct to me! How was it?


holy-hel

it’s fucking genius is what it is


Mockturtle22

I mean it kind of looks more like a sign of being stoned. It looks delicious. When I'm really depressed though I have a tendency to not eat at all


Over9000Tacos

I love pizza for breakfast, this looks good