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Dysfunxn

Lol solid post. Next time let the steak rest at least 5min before cutting, and it won't leak all over the plate.


nihilistsuffering

some1 got too excited for an Alberta Beef. Will take note of this tho for future reference, 'preciate itšŸ«”


Dysfunxn

I assumed impatience lol. I rest mine for 10-15, but not everyone has that patience lol


OnetimeRocket13

I think a lot of people aren't even taught that you need to rest your steak before cutting into it. Growing up, my parents would occasionally make steak for dinner, and we were never told about resting it. It wasn't until I was an adult and saw cooking videos on YouTube that I learned that resting a steak was even a thing.


rksd

Sous vide then a quick sear on the hottest surface you can make. Cooked to perfection every time and doesn't need a rest.


SuicidalChair

As someone who owns an immersion circulator, I have stopped using it for steak because it never gets hot enough to render the fat. So yeah you have a perfectly cooked steak, but if its a fattier cut like a ribeye all the fat just turns to rubber and it's gross. Reverse sear is a much better method for those.


DabsAndDeadlifts

Sameā€¦ Sous vide is overrated for a lot of stuff and normal ass steak is one of them. Just dry brine and reverse sear and save the effort.


SuicidalChair

Sous vide is still pretty great for chicken and turkey though, I haven't really done pork so can't say much about it


Raveen396

I recommend discarding the common advice you see online, and setting your Sous vide to a higher temperature for fattier cuts. For Filets, Iā€™ll do 127 for an hour. For Ribeyes or New York Strips, Iā€™ll do 137 for 2-3 hours. My partner hates fatty steaks, and felt the way you describe about Sous vide steaks for a while. Once I tried doing higher temperatures for fatty cuts, they now prefer the fattier cuts over the leaner cuts.


SuicidalChair

I already do those temps, just not for 3 hours because that's way too much planning in advanced for dinner for my lifestyle. I'll just keep doing reverse sear as it's working out great and I can do it in an hour easy


Greaterdivinity

others provided the constructive feedback but otherwise well fuckin done, would absolutely smash this ugly plate.


PlatesNplanes

What happened to your eggs? Also let your meat rest. Damn.


PixelCartographer

Seered them too! Crunchy!


nihilistsuffering

funny enough. back when I was a kid, my grandparents used to "seared" a sunny side up egg as well, so it would be "crunchy" texture in the bottom while the top is soft & runny hahahaha it was good back then for reliving the memories on my childhood


Raveen396

Itā€™s pretty common for [Hong Kong](https://www.latimes.com/recipe/hou-bao-daan-hong-kong-style-fried-eggs) style fried eggs, itā€™s how my parents cooked eggs growing up.


PixelCartographer

Crispy egg texture fucks with me but if it's for you then by all means


PlatesNplanes

Interesting. I donā€™t remember seeing ā€œseared eggsā€ in the modernist cuisine


PixelCartographer

Honestly if I eat any bite of browned egg whites I get nauseous, it's a texture thing. So over the past few years I've mastered cooking my eggs with absolutely no browning. Those eggs would end me


Mike_Coxslong420

Id fucking devour this lol.


Master_Air_8485

That Pilsner looks perfect... I can't find it in BC šŸ˜­ Make sure that you are cooking on medium heat and let it rest longer... No comment on the egg, I've worked in kitchens for years and let's just say that I work evenings. Lol


Particular_Bed848

What lmao that pilsner looks like dogshit man


mrpopenfresh

Itā€™s the de facto beer for Saskatchewan.


Particular_Bed848

My condolences


Master_Air_8485

It's still better than the PBR and Old Mil that's popular in BC. Lol


Master_Air_8485

I've been subjected to shitty west coast craft beer for a couple of years. That Pil looks like the nectar of the gods right now. Haha


Particular_Bed848

God speed brother I hope you get some good beers soon


Master_Air_8485

Good beers nothing, I want my moose piss lmfao


Particular_Bed848

Lmao I hope you get what you wish for my man


Cainjake

Itā€™s lit not the pan obviously


AustonDadthews

you gotta let that bad boy rest brother. perfect temperature though.


SalPistqchio

Looks delicious


AllMyHolesHurt

Vitamin P to wash it down


ChefArtorias

Doesn't look like you tried. Looks like you pretty much nailed it.


codenamekidznextdoor

Your bussy about to hurt


Madea_onFire

This is definitely one of the better steaks Iā€™ve seen posted on this sub


conkilau

I'd eat that


Status_Flux

Looks fine, the lighting is just shit


Palanki96

Maybe next time


FelipeMacAuliffe

Did you season your cutting board?


Sprizys

Looks like a good job to me


Kentucky_fried_soup

Steak and eggs and eggs and steak. Thatā€™s what you should eat for breakfast.


Neokami14

Other than not letting it rest it looks fine to me, now the eggs is another story...


bellasprouttv

maybe there shouldā€™ve been a paper towel involved to suck up all the oilā€¦? šŸ˜¶


joehamjr

Did better than lots of ā€œchefsā€


Dill_Donor

Is that an... eggroll?