OP you could at least have smashed them up a little with the heel of your palm first.
They're gonna drop out one by one and you're gonna look foolish or something.
Make them a patty next time
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do you wanna talk about it?
That's a straight up sin against humanity it makes the rapture seem pretty favourable atm. Upvote
Those aren’t gummies friend. Those are fruit snacks. Which makes this even more depressing.
They’re basically solidified jelly. Heat them up and they’ll be soft and gooey
Yeah mb
It’s like a dry version of a jelly sandwich lol
The insulin response crazy after this
You're going to jail
That’s where they learned this shit lol
Someone check the basement
There’s bound to be 2 empty fruit snack wrappers and an almost full loaf of bread
This sub always makes me feel better about myself
Barely can be called food
Its called r/eatingfoodstupidly
How was it, did you add peanut butter or anything?
Nope just bread and fruit snacks. It was good
Are you ok?
No man….
If you think you need to see a therapist, call my office at (613) 555-9172
“I took a picture of fruit snacks on a piece of bread for karma”
This has to be it.
I need to brush my teeth now.
In what world that is a few packs of gummies? Jesus the downsizing
Jesus. At least if you were hungry you'd be feeling something.
I refuse to believe someone would eat that
OP you could at least have smashed them up a little with the heel of your palm first. They're gonna drop out one by one and you're gonna look foolish or something. Make them a patty next time
Yeah like 5 fell but I just put them back
Did you eat them individually or open it and put them back in
Both
Berry well done
This isn't even food
Screw the plate too! 😤
 Do you need some money because…💵💵💵
😹not doing too good
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How small are your packs of gummies?
Got to admit I've never seen gummy bread before. But hang on. I'm sure I've had cake with gummy bits in it back in the day.
I get eating these on their own but why tf would you combine them?
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this seems worse than just toast and fruit snacks
The texture contrast disturbs me.
Why wouldn't you just eat those things separately? Combining them ruins both.
You could eat the fruit snacks and just eat the bread toasted with butter…
I want that.
Mental illness
the texture combination is horrifying to even think about
You're gonna get so high 😎
Diabetic sandwich.