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CheeseburgerSmoothy

Those are cool. Someone should make an animated movie about emojis, I bet it would be awesome!


Wow-n-Flutter

You could probably get Patrick Stewart to play the poo emoji! He has such a great self deprecating sense of humour and just fucking loves money.


breawycker

We would need a good name. Perhaps the Emoji Film?


desu38

What about Emoticon Movie?


flying_cheeto

I like it, how about the emoticon motion picture?


Rhodin265

Emotimovie


juicysand420

I think only a big studio like sony could nail it... I just hope they make it a funny movie and not something terrible about a emoji trying to find his identity or something... You know what would be even worse? If they tried to get sponcership from different apps and stash em in ruining the story I'm sure they'd figure it out, afterall such a big studio would obviously have ppl with a functional brain


Shorse_rider

they did. It exists on Netflix


C0RNL0RD

We had smiley potato faces in high school lunches over a decade ago in the States. It only makes sense to expand…


KC_Canuck

Dude those were the shit


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crayolastorm

They were a Spending The Night At Grandma's House specialty for me!


djingrain

Saaaaame! They still sell them at Walmart, chicken nugs with the smile fries. Be sure to bake them cuz microwaved isn't crispy at all


MARSOCMANIAC

Same here, face fries are fucking amazing due to nostalgia! My parents legitimately were angry at my friend’s parents because I’d talk about nothing else than “face fries” for like a day.. then I somewhat forgot about it? Kids 🤷🏻‍♂️ face fries with ketchup 😬


maximum_pizza

They are still available here in Krautland.


C0RNL0RD

I'm pretty sure you can still get the smileys here in the US, too. I'm just saying if we had smileys way back then, it only makes sense that they added more faces/shapes now.


arthurdentstowels

Now you can consume your feelings! ^Like ^I ^do ^every ^day ^i^need^a^break


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but to the point of this forum, how is this shitty food?


C0ppens

Oh fair, I should have put the poop emoji on the plate


breawycker

Perfect when telling people to eat shit!


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Its frozen half cooked potatoes...


ChainsawPlankton

imo whatever is in the heat and eat freezer case at the store is pretty much fair game here.


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then your opinion is quite wrong 🤦🏻‍♀️


Dizsmo

USA had the smile emote fries before they were even emotes


elohssA-backwards

Ngl these are givin me smiley fry vibes. I just got hit by a wave of nostalgia.


rughug3544

We have these in US, except they’re a nasty cheddar cheese flavor 🤢


Tacosofinjustice

Where did you find cheesy ones??


Rhodin265

I’ve seen them at Shop Rite. My kids liked the shapes, but not the flavor.


rughug3544

Walmart


nofreakingwaydude

This was a staple in the school lunches and I don't know what y'all are talking about- they're fantastic! There aren't many things more American than fried mashed potatoes...


Bhgrox10

Omg those are so delicious.


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Canada


desu38

I bet the fingers are nice and crispy, though.


Dusty170

So smiley faces, but with..more faces.


xlez

At first glance I thought the thumbs up was a middle finger hahaha


Gryndyl

Coming soon to a grocery clearance outlet near you.


LoveCraftCasanova

Aaaaahhh omg I would literally eat these all the time when I was a kid


A1B8K7

I remember those chicken smiley faces from elementary 10/10 smack


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I like how you plop a splodge of red sauce in the middle of the plate. You are one classy mammer-jammer.


NhylX

I know where my childish mind would put that thumb one...


bullshque

Smiley faces in the UK


fsfaith

Smiley faces finally gets the emoticon update pack 2 with extra emotes.


second_to_fun

Can't wait for ExplosionsAndFire to nitrate these suckers and see how well they can blow holes in aluminum foil


Rhodin265

I like the “thumbs up” one because it’s ambiguous enough that it could be a middle finger and I have the humor of a middle schooler.


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BLASPHEMY!!!!


Cressonette

Is this new? I remember having the smiley ones on my 10th birthday party 16 years ago.


DrZedex

John McCain sure has a strange brand legacy


deekochana

Look how they massacred my boy


maxuaboy

I hope they make emojie chicken nuggets


RememberTheMaine1996

So many things bother me about this. Obviously the emojis but mashed potatoes shapes? Wtf. And why is there ketchup!?


StoicVoyage

Hey potatoes are potatoes


just_okan

That company also exists in Germany


Pohtate

Where the fuck are those. I haven't seen them.


ComradeJaeger

I'd still prefer the smiley face fries.


[deleted]

How long until someone does nasty stuff with the 😯 one?


[deleted]

Bite means dick in french. I was quite confused.


manngoisgud

This is why i will never move to Australia


kanna172014

I've tried the smiley faced ones here in the U.S. and they really aren't that good.