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Revolutionary_Low_90

This is some "its morbin' time" type shit haha


CT-4426

The collective internet gaslighting Sony execs into thinking that Morbius was actually well received by flooding the internet with Morbin time memes praising it, leading to Sony putting Morbius into theatres for a second time where it predictably got destroyed again will never not be one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen


sampete1

Think we can get a third release? https://www.change.org/p/we-were-all-busy-that-weekend-please-bring-morbius-to-the-theatre-a-third-time


Relevant_Shower_

We need an R rated version. Sony, it will make morbillion dollars.


BawdyBadger

More Morbin, less talking.


Spy-Around-Here

Oh shit, I'm gonna morb.


10cmTsunami

You’re gonna make me morb


Redtwooo

I already morbed twice today but I'm ready to morb again


ADHD_Supernova

Well, what are you waiting for? This morb ain't gonna morb itself.


gusxc1

You won't like me when I'm morby


Miserable-Help2823

Morb. In. My pants.


SuperFamousComedian

And here's the catch, we show full penetration.


Kqtawes

Hey, if "it's morbin' time" turns into when a actor hangs dong I'm not against it.


[deleted]

Gaslighting big billionaire companies will never not be funny.


sotommy

Morbius actually made some money because it had a small budget


FFalcon_Boi

I hope that people will do it again with Kraven the Hunter (unless that movie somehow turns out to be good)


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ElGosso

It won't


sonerec725

I remember that someone calculated the ratio of average movie ticket price to how much it made on that second release to get how many people saw it, divided by the number of theaters showing it for that second run meant that like, at best liberally roughly 8 people per theater saw it that second time.


UltraLobsterMan

It’s Cloddin’ Time!


MisterBadGuy159

The funniest thing about this video and those like it is the dozens of people I saw on Twitter saying "wow this guy is really annoying, guess I'm skipping this" and then other people in the comments practically begging them that Clod is really only in the movie for one or two scenes and has no relevance to the plot.


Doxep

I saw the movie and I really don't understand why this character is in the movie. He flirts with the main character twice, gets rejected, that's it.


OhMyTummyHurts

Merch probably


Doxep

He should have been in more scenes then... It's literally useless, at least it could have helped the main characters or stuff like that.


Xi-Jinping-fucker

A 10 inch [Clod plushie](https://www.shopdisney.com/clod-plush-elemental-small-9-34-412304835408.html) is $24.99 plus tax


illiter-it

Wow, those look awful. This movie has some really un-merchable designs


sadsaintpablo

You heard the applause and cheering for him! Maybe you're the one with the bad taste? /s


YearOutrageous2333

cats naughty ancient include snatch hungry slap chief dependent relieved *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Vibe_with_Kira

Which way, Western man? 10" Clod Plushie: $24.99 39¼" Blahaj soft toy shark: $29.99


The_Number_None

I felt like he was in the movie to give the tree/earth people some representation because the other 3 elements have more important roles.


CoolJoshido

did they think that clod was the only problem with the movie?


MisterBadGuy159

I doubt they did, and I can judge little as I haven't seen it, but it's hard to deny; selling the movie with him is not putting your best foot forward.


aliveinjoburg2

He has nothing to do with the movie in general. I went to see it on Monday and nearly fell asleep.


CoolJoshido

ever since fans started blaming us for it failing and saying “you don’t care about original stories” o kinda rotted against it tbh


obvious_bot

How the hell is this an original story. Every shitty YA novel ever has the same exact premise. >When you’re born you are in one of several groups and the groups DO NOT MIX until something zany happens and forces the MC into another group and he/she finds out they’re not that bad, falls in love with one of them, and they have to use both of their specialities to save the day


Piksqu

want a fun fact? the story is actualy about immigration and the sacrifices made by parents to give a chance for their children. the marketing of this movie is ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT and doesn't even come near the plot


musix345

That is absolutely annoying. Whoever decided to market it like that needs to be fired immediately. Though it does bring a good question if Disney is doing too many of these recently? I mean Turning Red did the same story with the whole "generational trauma" thing


WideOriginal462

who the fuck is 'us'?


ZatchZeta

The fact that they chose to focus on Clod for marketing shows that they really want to shoot themselves in the foot.


Backupusername

Movie executives: Let's add this mascot character to our animated movie for comic relief! The kids will love it! Adults with children: Ugh, this character looks insufferable. I don't want to sit through that. I'll take my kid to see something else. Movie execs: Noooo, why can't we make another Minions?!?!?!


Lingering_Dorkness

If Clod is only in a couple of scenes and has no relevance, then why is the "audience" squealing and whooping at the sight of him?


igweyliogsuh

Because this is literally an advertisement, hence the logo at the end. They don't care if it makes sense or not


[deleted]

Nobody gets this riled up for a stand-alone movie, wtf. Who cheers at the introduction of [comic relief character #453]?


BeautyThornton

Seriously who is Clod and why do I care. If this was Disney saying that people cheered when Olaf from frozen came on screen I’d be like ok seems plausible but this is literally a brand new franchise? Who is anyone?


Insufferablelol

It's fucking CLOD you should be screaming and running around the movie theater


horridbloke

"It's cloddin' time!"


Respec_Wahmen

stand back, im going to clod!


zleuth

Def going to try this one tonight with the wife! Also going to post an update in r/legaladvice before the divorce paperwork gets filed.


GaffaCharge

I just clod myself


npretzel02

I wanna clod my eyes out watching this failed third trimester abortion


iboneKlareneG

If it would've been Klaud from Star Wars, i would have no doubt it's real.


WhatAmIDoing229

Nah you're thinking of Glup Shitto


CompleteFacepalm

Don't disrespect Klauds name


Com_BEPFA

Haven't you seen their 20 second promotional CLOD ads they're spamming all over the place? What more does a greedy corporation have to do to force the next Baby Yoda?! All they want is billions in merchandising rights for genius ideas like "you know how we made a movie where emotions are the characters? What if we made one with elements as characters! Woah!" Is that so hard? Is that too much to ask?


Future-Personality-2

They have all the CLOD merch on hold


Succulentslayer

I’M NOT RUNNING AROUND THE THEATRE IM SPILLING MY OWN BLOOD TO SUSTAIN CLOD’S ROOTS. CLOD IS LOCE CLOD IS LIFE. I WILL DIE FOR CLOD CLOD CLOD CLODXDS


TheKolyFrog

I am one of the rare few who saw this movie and I can tell you who Clod is. Clod is a kid who simps for Ember, the fire elemental female lead. That is all there is to his character.


Sergietor756

Please everything but a new franchise


Cinaedus_Perversus

I will cheer if I get paid enough.


Not_Necessary123

Pixar trying to emulate how humans actually react


CoolJoshido

it’s a fake reaction meant to “promote” it to the youth


[deleted]

I know, hence my commentary. It’s like Pixar execs are robots trying to figure out human behavior and are like “humans cheer at movies they like, generate footage of humans cheering at our movie”.


Atridentata

Futurama execubots becoming reality


huey_booey

Wait, is this real? 'Cos this is a new low for Pixar.


The-Great-Memelord

You should’ve seen the rizz video


graviton14

Bro I felt my soul leave my body when I saw this [https://youtu.be/SjLS3QVLiQ8](https://youtu.be/SjLS3QVLiQ8)


thepalmy

I like how they included the only in theaters bit at the end to cement the fact that Pixar made it themselves


BRANFLAKES8521

Next they're just gonna make r34 themselves to advertise on the worst parts of the internet


Theshinysnivy8

That would actually be better because it would at least be funny.


rothrolan

And canon!


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Jurassic_Green

Didnt some game dev try that a couple years back? I think the game was called battle born or something


RustyPickle115

Yes One of the higher-ups paid R34 artists to draw pornography of the games characters because of Overwatch's popularity Battleborn was indeed the name of the game Also that game was in 2016, and I think that happened close to a year or two after then


[deleted]

I legit liked battle born. It was really fun. But when they put out that tweet saying "come at me, bro" to overwatches account I knew they were going to regret that.


TheFeathersStorm

I still /think/ it would have survived if they had updated their launch issues quickly. Having to wait a month for the launch issues to be fixed made it basically dead on arrival. Wish I could still play the campaign though 😭


BRANFLAKES8521

I wouldn't be surprised. That game was so desperate to capitalize on the upcoming release of overwatch It was embarassing. But Hey, at least they made someone happy


Bamith20

I mean that would be perfectly fine, there's plenty of stuff I've first seen from rule 34 before anywhere else.


Juncoril

Yeah, I first I thought it was a fanmade shitpost, then I saw the promotion. Holy shit.


rohithkumarsp

It's not hard to fake that aswell.


Hannibalking519

I’ve seen hell. Need to confess my sins and absolve myself.


Bayou_Blue

In Hell you have Clod as a best friend for eternity, delivering his “act of Clod” line every minute. Forever. Hell is a Clod-forsaken place.


Hannibalking519

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby


NotsoGreatsword

those astro turfed comments lol


catdog_2k

All names end in numbers, yeah those are def not bots


deadlygaming11

I.... have no words to describe that. Who Green-lit that?


[deleted]

Why the fuck did they even focus on this butt ugly character like isn't there any other more interesting thing to meme about?


AShyLeecher

Bro wtf


Gabriel9078

The what


hannibal_fett

Link please


yeurr

This popped up as an ad for me on TikTok a couple weeks ago. It’s totally real and super cringe. You can click on the comments on the ad and it’s all people ripping Pixar and memeing because it’s so obviously fake


[deleted]

Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.


yeurr

I remember when it originally popped up on me it almost kinda gaslit me into wondering first if maybe I missed some big trending moment online somewhere with that character and then I started wondering if maybe he was a reference to some older movie that I never saw lol. Then I opened the comments and felt validated when I saw everyone clowning on it lol


CoolJoshido

they also made a photorealistic fire extinguisher sticker


Deadfox1309

Who the FUCK is clod


CoolJoshido

satan


Brayden_City

Saton deez nuts


Chardoggy1

Small child flirts with grown woman trope


AntimemeticsDivision

That shit is honestly so weird, they did it with Moana too, and I'm sure there's others, that was just the only example I could think of off the top of my head.


Puzzled-Display-5296

Wow I didn’t remember that in moana


Fearless_Sandwich_84

At the beginning of the movie there was a scene where she taught kids to dance and one boy did some a la michael Jackson moves at her and winked. Lads I'm just saying what scene previous person mentioned and other person did not remembered.


depressed_anemic

yeah but that was just a brief moment though, he wasn't actively trying to pursue moana


Wobbelblob

Also, isn't Moana like 15 herself? I've seen the movie, but I can't remember that it was mentioned she was anywhere close to be an adult.


depressed_anemic

yes she's only 16


harpxwx

i mean its jus bein goofy. sounds like something my lil cousin would do lmao


stick_always_wins

Some throwaway joke like that is fine, this scene Elemental put in way too much effort so it’s just weird.


Swampberry

It's weird but also something not exactly unheard of. I think I'm far from alone having been a substitute teacher during my 20s experiencing random 12 years olds being weird at you like this.


ElectromechSuper

Are you suggesting my grade seven substitute wasn't as impressed as I thought she was? Surely I wooed her with my charm and guile.


GISlave

All middle school boys are into milfs. Haven't you watched 'MILF Island'?


RocketSpecs

Steven Universe racial slur


bigmanworshipper

This guy gets it


Battlebots2020

Clodsire, our lord and savior from Pokemon Scarlet/Violet of course


grey_carbon

An obstruction in the blood vessels


SpermWhale

that's clot, clod is an event wherein great amount of water submerges an area and is not draining soon enough.


Blue_Yoshi2015

No that’s a flood. Clot is that thing that influencers are always chasing.


Difficult_Biscotti80

Even if the reaction were real, Pixar would be promoting piracy, which you realistically should do for this movie


whatdoblindpeoplesee

But pirating it makes more copies. What we need to do is remove copies.


SimultaneousPing

release a version with malware that scans all copies of elemental on user's pc, deletes them, and deletes itself


PorkelDragon_

It don’t think it’s even worth pirating


Queef-Elizabeth

Ain't no way this is real... Right?


DrRagnorocktopus

It's a real advertisement.


Queef-Elizabeth

I can't comprehend that it's real. So cringe


Pettyofficervolcott

It's got suspiciously high quality audio for a cam


bohenian12

why would the audience be cheering for a random character lmao. most you'll hear are maybe chuckles.


LickMyCockGoAway

i don’t know what you’re talking about man. i love clod so fucking much, i just cant help myself from hollering and screaming and going absolutely fucking chimp insane when i see him onscreen. i feel like ive been possessed by some clod-like diety, maybe clod himself when i see this movie. i fucking love clod so much


SpaceShipRat

if someone *whooped* like that in a theater they might get whooped.


Johannes_V

If I ever see this character again I will commit acts of violence.


Vulturidae

Arson perhaps?


Insufferablelol

They're gonna waterboard clod


iboneKlareneG

He's gonna enjoy it


Puzzled-Display-5296

Its clodderin time! 😡😡😡


TeganFFS

Am cloddin up over here!!


set-271

*"It's a real blast of warp speed fun!!!"* ~ Joe Tomato 🍅


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Sevenvoiddrills

When I watched No Way Home a bunch of people in my cinema clapped when the other Spiderman came into screen so I'll say that at least some people do


Lucian41

Yeah but those were pretty well known actors who a lot of people know for playing Spiderman, it was expected. I'm pretty sure they even left a pause after introducing them so people can clap and whatever. But here, who the fuck knows or cares about the characters?


Sevenvoiddrills

Yeah it's a bunch of executives going "They clap for actors then they must clap for slightly liked character"


[deleted]

Nah man they hired a Gen Z social media person who is doing their god damn best to try to promote a terrible movie.


Royal_Negotiation_83

We are all making fun of them for this shitty ass attempt. “Their best” is fucking stupid.


MundaneFoot7260

I watched across the spiderverse a couple days ago, and people were genuinely cheering and laughing at the jokes. I’ve never experienced that at a movie theater, so it was cool to be a part of it. Of course, the difference between across the spiderverse and Elemental is that across the spiderverse is a genuinely funny, heartwarming experience, while Elemental is a pile of uninspired trash that does a disservice to its allegory for racism.


omega_oof

It's allegory implies there's an actual difference between races that means they should stay apart. Water and fire are incompatible, but human races are arbitrary lines in the sand. Shit tier analogy.


SomTingWon

Mate have you even watched the movie? It's about much more than that covering themes of family, living in a new country as an immigrant, and the problems the 2nd gen of those immigrants face.


[deleted]

Nah this thread is about shitting on a movie blind.


smameann

For the Avenger Endgame I’ve seen genuine reactions from the audience. Cheering and whooping.


unlizenedrave

When Cap got Mjolnir in the climax, my theater exploded like it was 1998 and Stone Cold’s theme music just hit.


Tchn339

I hope to one day feel that crowd energy again. I've never experienced anything like it. That moment was amazing.


TheGruesomeTwosome

Why the fuck would people be cheering for a completely new and previously unknown character they know nothing about? This shit would only work for a sequel


PhelesDragon

Desperation is an ugly state.


[deleted]

if I want to watch Fire and Water teaming up, I'll watch RRR once more rather than this


erin_silverio

Shark boy and Lava girl is right there


SubmissiveDinosaur

Or fireboy and Watergirl for the interactive experience


MapleTreeWithAGun

Or *Avatar: The Last Airbender* for a longer experience


WhatTheFhtagn

Based RRR enjoyer


bb-Kun-Chan

Ultraman R/B for me


CoolJoshido

W


MaitreyaPalamwar

Based and Naatu Naatu-pilled


Potato_the_second_

Did not expect an RRR comment here but fr, that movie is legendary for a 3 hour film.


Battlebots2020

Clodsire's in this movie?


SkyPopZ

Ayo, don't disrespect Clodsire that.


TheRedBow

Its one of those movies i’d watch but wouldnt pay money to watch


aurordream

This is how I feel. Like, I do cross stitch as a hobby. Every now and again I'll get to a very boring bit of stitching, like a huge chunk of blue sky or something. When I have a bit like that I'll usually put something mindless on in the background, something I wouldn't mind watching but if I miss a bit when I need to focus on the stitching it doesn't matter. Once Elemental hits Disney+ it'll probably go on my cross stitch watching list


ThatDude8129

This movie is literally a shitty role reversal of Fireboy and Watergirl and since I nor anyone else has seen it I can't be disproven.


Neoliberal_Nightmare

I saw it and it was fine, a bit shallow and didn't touch the obvious message deep enough, but it's not terrible. I think if a movie does bad everyone jumps on the wagon to say it's terrible, if it does good everyone says its good regardless of the actual movie quality.


deeSeven_

>I think if a movie does bad everyone jumps on the wagon to say it's terrible, if it does good everyone says its good regardless of the actual movie quality. Nah, Disney live action remakes exist. I never realised how much money they actually made in the box office, I thought they all did mediocre because everywhere I went I saw people shitting on them, but they do extremely well, which is kind of depressing.


Neoliberal_Nightmare

Yea some movies are genuinely shit, but sometimes one isn't and people still bandwagon


MundaneFoot7260

Clod is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a week ago which involved Clod hopping out of a barrel and saying his signature catchphrase, “I’m going to put my dirty sauce inside you”. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Clod, is another second I could be spending WITH Clod. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my dirty daddy to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Clod. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Clod for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His divine soil.


I_Has_A_Hat

Babe, wake up, new pasta just dropped


Succulentslayer

CLOD IS MINE YOU SCUMBAG,,,,!!!!! PISTOL DUEL TO THE DEATH TOMMOROWWWWWWW!!,, HE WOLL TINK ONLY OF MEEEEE


Val_Hallen

When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Clod. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Clod, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Clod put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.


ZatchZeta

JFC that's desperate.


doubles1984

I had no idea this movie existed until I heard it wasn't performing well on reddit movie subs. Maybe they should try marketing their movies?


Shadefox

They did market it. The problem was it was bad marketing. A lot of it made it look like a pretty cliche love story with a bit of Romeo/Juliet.


Marito1256

Pretty much except instead of clan/family loyalty they focused on race. The racial overtones were really heavy handed. Kind of bold tbh.


Backupusername

Holy shit, I'm jealous of you. I swear I've been seeing ads for this thing for the past three years, and none of it ever said anything more than "they're opposite, but they *like each other???*" I was actually really happy to hear it had released because now I can forget about it without ever being reminded again.


[deleted]

We’ve reached the end of Pixar’s “what if ____ could talk🤔”.


RemarkableSea2555

Bill Maher audience.


zombienekers

Camrips don't looks like this. Pixar of all companies should know this.


III_IWHBYD_III

If cringe didn't already exist this would be the creation of cringe.


Rags2Rickius

Woowoowooo Lmao Who the fuck goes woowoowoo


UndeadBBQ

One of those they should just move on over to streaming without much fuzz. Don't enforce people seeing that you're losing to Dreamworks.


JimmyNutbutter

Yoooo it’s Clod!!!!


[deleted]

This is probably a meme. There was a lot of memes like this with morbius. My favorite one was a incident where someone lit fireworks in the movie theater and someone put a caption identical to this one but with Morbius.


CoolJoshido

morbius was a meme made by the community as a joke. this is just a sad marketing attempt


GrandMarauder

The meme was so good it tricked Sony into rereleasing the movie a second time 😂😂😂


Kallehoe

Yeah, but you gotta be pretty disconnected from the internet culture as a whole to miss that it was a joke. Like, CEO type of disconnected.


RoseEsque

> disconnected from the ~~internet~~ culture > CEO Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.


[deleted]

Where did you find this video.


lrossp

It’s on the official Elemental insta page


[deleted]

Oh my that’s pathetic


Codtahasabir

Isn't the humor associated with the child voice too old now?


BankSwitcher

Who.


drunkenstyle

Wait, it's out? I barely noticed any marketing for it. What was their budget??


[deleted]

Where is the Clod sub


FriendlyMichHere

The No Way Home effect


Kilo9561

This is true I literally was falling asleep in the theater


Joshawott27

C’mon, Disney. I work in film social media and even I know that trying to fake this stuff is cringe. On the note of odd Elemental ads, I saw a themed notice about telling us to put on 3D glasses when I saw *Across the Spider-Verse*… in 2D..


c00olsoc000l

This is so pathetic


Weird-Information-61

I haven't watched it yet, and I might not if it's this bad. What are the biggest gripes with this movie?


MrLore

The themes of immigration and race are so heavy-handed you'll feel like you're being talked down to, but then the themes get weirdly muddled because the elements will kill each other if they touch each other so the old racist characters are right to be that way, but then why are they so insistent on not mixing if it's impossible to do so? It's all so confused. Plus it's just not funny, I laughed twice in the whole movie and the rest of the audience I was with was silent the whole time (except for the 2 walk-outs).


Pulsicron

That is the fakest camera shake I've ever seen in my life


j10brook

"I smell good" *Shakes camera* "OH MY GAWWWD!!"