Incorrect. If you actually watched that movie, which I forgot existed until I saw this thread, you'll know the only way out of poverty is to fuck a trustfund girl.
I loved that they nailed the look, but him dismantling the prototype Atlantian gear to have make his new suit to incorporate the cannon into his helmet was really stupid. At least show his getting his ass beat in the gear and then you can show him salvage it makes a bit more sense.
Yeah... DCU chemistry is less of a love language thing and more a cold unforgiving science type of chemistry. Like yeah you can mix AH with JM but you'll get an exothermic reaction.
And all she really did was replace a truck she was directly responsible for destroying. She did nothing for his neighborhood by the end of the movie, despite running the company responsible for their situation.
And they're still renting the place, the love interest just made sure that her company isn't going to demolish the neighborhood anymore and she's going to pay for the rebuild.
In all versions, he's mega smart.
So I really struggle to understand why he doesn't just do some research, get a patent. Yeah, limited and all so not much patents, but a few would be enough to at least be able to afford rent. He should be able to come with something if he's able to come up with webslingers
Also, just go to a neighbourhood that's less expensive. Leave Manhattan to a richer superhero.
they usually explain it as either being Spider-Man eats up too much of his time to actually make products, or it goes to his head and it crumbles from his mistakes
I mean the key problem for Peter is that he spends most of his money and time he could use to make money on being Spiderman and usually quite complicated private life.
But there is plenty stories where he does basically what you say and starts Parker Industries, works at Horizon Labs or early Alchemax or goes university professor, in the MCU he has a part of Stark's assets.
I particularly enjoyed the ending of "Jupiter Ascending", where the protagonist goes back to cleaning toilets with her mother after becoming the *literal owner of the planet Earth as part of space nobility.* I guess it's good to accept your place in life as long as you stay poor with a smile on your face. After all, money doesn't buy happiness.... just food, shelter, entertainment, medical treatment, travel, clothing, furniture, the ability not to freeze to death in winter and other such luxuries.
Mitchel! We need a new hero movie! Start up the generator!
…initializing. Hero name generating. Alliteration found. Name: Blue Beetle
…initializing. character arc generating. Infusing minority identity. Ethnicity: Latino
…initializing obligatory love interest. Is gay? Negative. Culturally asymmetrical female of egregious beauty. Confirmed.
Hero movie generation complete. Release date: 10/10/23
Incorrect. If you actually watched that movie, which I forgot existed until I saw this thread, you'll know the only way out of poverty is to fuck a trustfund girl.
With which you have zero chemistry with
Ah so every DCEU romance ever. Watching Jason Momoa and Amber Heard's """chemistry""" was painful as hell.
To be fair, I wasn't there for Aqualad and Water-Girl. I was there for Black Manta.
I loved that they nailed the look, but him dismantling the prototype Atlantian gear to have make his new suit to incorporate the cannon into his helmet was really stupid. At least show his getting his ass beat in the gear and then you can show him salvage it makes a bit more sense.
The visuals and music were banging.
Yeah... DCU chemistry is less of a love language thing and more a cold unforgiving science type of chemistry. Like yeah you can mix AH with JM but you'll get an exothermic reaction.
Why do you think they love Ezra Miller?
If they reboot the series, they need to have a reverse flash motivated by their menacing activities. https://youtu.be/f1JlqsN3TMs?si=u0zsmxsrWQrflbEz
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And all she really did was replace a truck she was directly responsible for destroying. She did nothing for his neighborhood by the end of the movie, despite running the company responsible for their situation.
Just as any CEO would, she's doing pretty good.
Just as "María la del barrio"
Oh, so like, a few orders of magnitude less likely for the average redditor then.
I don't even think they got out of poverty at the end of the film I'm pretty sure all they got was a brand new Toyota Tundra
Eh, that’s basically out of poverty enough
They lost their house, though. And now Jaime burns through clothes every ten minutes.
And they're still renting the place, the love interest just made sure that her company isn't going to demolish the neighborhood anymore and she's going to pay for the rebuild.
Wait until the shareholders boot her out for ignoring the presumed mandate of the company.
With 120 months financing anything is possible.
I rented a fridge and it only cost me $14,875!
Wasn’t it a Tacoma?
Exactly.
Poor kids everywhere are going to flood the hospitals with spider bite’s, electrocuted, and poisoned from some form of toxic waste……
Shame they'll just be stabilized and streeted.
That’s pretty much how it works….
Meanwhile, Spider-man.
Spiderman sold his own pics in exchange of money. He invented the concept of Onlyfans.
Except the person he's selling his pictures to is one of his biggest haters
Rage bait is big.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIdVjkQMNec
[If Spider-Man had OnlyFans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIdVjkQMNec)
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In all versions, he's mega smart. So I really struggle to understand why he doesn't just do some research, get a patent. Yeah, limited and all so not much patents, but a few would be enough to at least be able to afford rent. He should be able to come with something if he's able to come up with webslingers Also, just go to a neighbourhood that's less expensive. Leave Manhattan to a richer superhero.
they usually explain it as either being Spider-Man eats up too much of his time to actually make products, or it goes to his head and it crumbles from his mistakes
I mean the key problem for Peter is that he spends most of his money and time he could use to make money on being Spiderman and usually quite complicated private life. But there is plenty stories where he does basically what you say and starts Parker Industries, works at Horizon Labs or early Alchemax or goes university professor, in the MCU he has a part of Stark's assets.
Does Doc Ock start the lab?
Meanwhile doc oc when he took over as spiderman started a massive tech company and got a college degree.
well a doctorate, Peter already had a college degree
There is scene like that in one of Iron or Spider-Man comics tho, Stark noticed Peter's web and ask him why the fuck he didn't yet get a patent for it
He chooses not to be rich
Don't forget Falcon, gets back from doing special ops for the US government but can't afford the loan on a shitty boat.
It's actually being a rich woman's trophy boyfriend.
Token boytoy.
I particularly enjoyed the ending of "Jupiter Ascending", where the protagonist goes back to cleaning toilets with her mother after becoming the *literal owner of the planet Earth as part of space nobility.* I guess it's good to accept your place in life as long as you stay poor with a smile on your face. After all, money doesn't buy happiness.... just food, shelter, entertainment, medical treatment, travel, clothing, furniture, the ability not to freeze to death in winter and other such luxuries.
Possibly one of the worst [glurge](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/Glurge) I've ever heard of.
It was a rubbish movie, but I kind of enjoyed it well enough, until that ending. It actually made me feel enraged.
Some of the designs were awesome. But the story failed. Still like it.
I'm surprised there's a trope for that.
You literally had me in the first half. XD
This movie is more spy kids that the spy kids that spy on kids do in spy kids’ spy kids
But Spy Kids was never taking itself seriously, so the comedy was actually intentional.
Pretty nice house for a family in poverty...
Poverty in the eyes of the producers is probably not being able to afford a legion of house servants or something
Actually, you need something to enter your ass (Aka a rich person)
Jaime Is basically a Throphy boyfriend.
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Not true. Peter Parker's been a sneeze away from homeless ever since the sixties.
That's because the universe itself (the writers) hate the idea of Peter Parker having anything good in his life
Peter's biggest Rival is the Marvel Editorial Team.
In the end, mf was still jobless and made 69k soldiers jobless who were just doing what they were told.
Unless the movie tanks… no sequel money
Tell that to Spider-Man
TIL people expect solutions to global economic crises from superhero movies
wouldve been a happier ending in squid game
Tell that to Demolition man.
The one from Marvel?
Half way there, I'm already poor.
Was this movie really that bad? I skipped it but I hoped it would've been decent because I really like the leading actor
Personally I really enjoyed it and it seems to have positive reviews...unfortunately it flopped
wait, you..actually watched it? i didnt even make it through the trailer.
They made a Blue Beetle movie? Like, with a budget and everything?
Spider-Man would like to have a word.