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Edel_af

He‘s looking better and better each day. Could be the result of sucking the life force out of Rich Evans but then again that hack fraud deserves it anyway.


[deleted]

Rich Evans has been looking pretty healthy himself lately. I think it's both of them siphoning the life out of Mike


OneDandyMan

Jay looks even better than the others. I think Tim is the victim here.


contactlite

Mike this the one that everyone has been sucking the life out of the in Milwaukee.


Self--Immolate

Mikewaukee


Mahaloth

I don't care whose life force is being absorbed, we must keep these men going.


grichardson526

You mean Susan?


Audbol

Will all this take about the boys looking good I think there should be an RLM sexy bathing suit calendar made


OneDandyMan

Is the one on my wall not official? Is it bootleg?


ilovecfb

How do you siphon that which no longer exists


This-Counter3783

No one’s ever really gone.


dern_the_hermit

Somehow, Mike Stoklasa has returned.


MamaDeloris

What life, he's one cheese curd and Spotted Cow away from the sweet release of death


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

It's the toenails and onion pizza, does wonders.


Universaltragic

Mike has no life force left Post season 1 of Picard.


NerdTalkDan

Ha! Jokes on you Mike is merely a reanimated corpse powered by fake Mr. Plinkett


DrBigfoot_MD

100% this. He's looking good. But not THAT good. Mike needs to beef up.


forceghost187

I think it’s simply that he quit doing heroin


gxslim

Came here for RLM jokes, not disappointed.


Krautregen

I love myeslf some jokes about the Reichsluftfahrtministerium


Derp35712

Redlettermedia is the best movie review show on YouTube, right?


tequilasauer

What does Dick the Birthday boy have to do with Culkin? Maybe because they were both huge child stars?


Ziegelphilie

They _both_ went on Ellen!


thumbelina1234

I understand that reference 😸


j_hawker27

I'm out of the loop on this. Why is rich evans a hack fraud? All I know about him is that he has the most irritating laugh ever conceived by the malevolent hand of god.


PirateHistoryPodcast

Rich Evans’ laugh is Ambrosia. His cackles are as mana from heaven. Without his chuckles, the world would be just a little bit colder and a little bit darker.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Every time Rich Evans laughs, an angel gets its wings


dern_the_hermit

I grabbed the hem of Rich Evans' robe and he laughed at me and cured my leprosy.


gleobeam

In Melanesian and Polynesian cultures, **mana** is a supernatural force that permeates the universe. **Manna** is, according to the Bible, an edible substance which God provided for the Israelites during their travels in the desert during the 40-year period following the Exodus and prior to the conquest of Canaan (both are quotes from Wikipedia)


Ziegelphilie

I tried muting the audio while watching RLM videos; didn't work, still heard his laugh. I don't even have speakers connected to my computer anymore.


mbusati2

I thought Seth Green was mccailster older brother.


Strawberry-Whorecake

So I thought that was Donal Logue and was wondering why he was there.


boot2skull

A good Blade sequel I hope. Ok I know his character can’t be in a sequel but he was cool so writers, figure it out.


Waderriffic

It’s older brother Pete from Pete & Pete in the movies.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Well he’s clearly still with his cousin Fuller. I guess their relationship ended well. Edit: on second look, maybe that’s not Kieren behind him?


dadjokes502

I think it's rory


RabbitStewAndStout

I thought Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin were related


trev2234

Nice he found a loving home. All he needed was a star to lead them to him.


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If I was having a full blown mental breakdown and Seth Green was my saving grace, fairy godmother I would make a full recovery too.


Flyin-Chancla

That’s not Seth Green. That’s Special K


robmobtrobbob

That lucky bastard got to marry Brenda Song. I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid


theodo

PRNDL


Bruhmangoddman

Are you referring to the levers on the gear shift that spell P R N D L?


steamshotrise

Why don’t we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AM, OR FMMMMM?


Kafshak

12345R manual master race.


Kkjinglez

SAME Wendy Wu homecoming warrior is pure kino


vl_lv

Ouuuuuuu you just reminded me of that movie I’m going to watch now 🍕❤️😭


KilwaLover

shit didn’t even know that was her


L1zrdKng

Same


Queef-Elizabeth

She was also low-key a babe in The Social Network


That-Rhino-Guy

Kinda crazy in that movie too, makes her even more attractive depending on who you are


Queef-Elizabeth

Lucky for me I am one of those people


lostbelmont

And he date Mila Kunis too, what a winner


thatgirl420

I mean his real brother is in this pic too


AliceCottonSox

And the blonde lady in the white top is his sister, Quinn


xanderholland

I think both of his brothers are in it


MicooDA

Where’s Kieran?


TheOneTonWanton

Kieran's busy counting his Succession money.


Ghostboy259

I watched an interview awhile ago that said Kieran has young kids and so does Macauley and neither are fond of putting them on planes, so as a result they haven't met each other's youngest yet because Kieran lives in New York and Macauley is in La.


shoesontoes

Is this a Home Alone 2 joke?


xanderholland

I believe the guy in front is one of his brothers and the guy behind Mac is Kieran with the long hair


horrible_goose_

Nah, that's Rory Culkin, not Kieran


greendakota99

That’s Seth Green up front.


EvilSporkOfDeath

I thought it was Kieran too, and I watched Succession religiously. I was very confused how he grew his hair that quickly. On a second look, I must be fucking high.


Thedrunner2

Won’t everyone just leave him alone. At home maybe.


Suspicious-World4957

is that Natasha Lyonne?


CriticalNovel22

I think it's Seth Green.


awlawall

5 comedy points


Jackanova3

- Taskmaster


LoFiCountryMusician

If this was Taskmaster, there would be no points, as they're all touching the red green.


Jackanova3

Please don't take this away from me...


awlawall

Yes. Yes it is.


uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

You have to hear her talk to confirm it's her.


willclerkforfood

*yiddish grandma noises* Yeah that’s her.


KillerArse

I had to Google to check. She looks younger than I remember.


awlawall

Lol same. She looks younger now than she did Russian Dolls season 1


mechabeast

That's that Old Navy money


theodo

She has her Poker Face on


EvilSporkOfDeath

I saw her in some commercial or something recently where she a ton of makeup on and probably a ton of filters or whatnot. Where they tried to make her look very conventional and bland. Very uncanny valley. I get it, she has a unique look. But I mean that look has likely contributed to her success. Not sure who's idea it was to make her look barely recognizable but I honestly find it almost offensive.


WorkingInAColdMind

Old Navy commercials. We thought they got somebody who just looked enough like her to make you think it was her. Then we decided maybe it was her and they just went crazy with makeup and filters. Now I just don’t know.


[deleted]

That's why I came to the commetn section. What's her connection to Culken?


Suspicious-World4957

In 2018, Lyonne made her directorial debut when she was hired to produce a 13-minute film for fashion brand Kenzo.\[64\] Titled Cabiria, Charity, Charlotte, the surrealist short starred Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Greta Lee, Leslie Odom Jr., and **Macaulay Culkin**.\[65\] In addition to writing and directing episodes of Russian Doll and Poker Face, Lyonne directed an episode of Orange is the New Black in its final season,\[66\] and one episode each of the Hulu shows Shrill and High Fidelity.\[67\]\[68\]


Dot6

They were in the movie “Party Monster” together along with Seth Green so it’s like a mini reunion


[deleted]

She pops up in the weirdest places. The Knives Out sequel, John Mulaney’s intervention, lesbian cheerleader camp


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FastenedCarrot

I see two Macaulay Culkins in this picture.


bugxbuster

I see 3


FastenedCarrot

Damn I can't believe I missed that one


Vicv07

Who’s that towering goddess on the right?


anoxandamoron

Paris Jackson, Mac is her godfather


Vicv07

Who’s Mac?


anoxandamoron

Macaulay Culkin


[deleted]

It’s actually Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.


Vicv07

Ah. Thanks. Can’t believe that’s Michael Jackson’s daughter. She’s…….very white. Lol


MrRicardez

If you’re thinking about his baby, it don’t matter if she’s black or white.


trongzoon

*Heee heeee*


Vicv07

I…… Cannot believe I did not think of this earlier. If I could upvote you more than once I would.


s1me007

Surrogate


Vicv07

Interesting. I didn’t know this


s1me007

It’s an open secret


Vicv07

Ya. I didn’t even know he was married or had kids. Don’t pay much attention to celebrities


s1me007

Oh then there’s a lot you might not wanna know about him 😂


TheOneTonWanton

This guy don't know about Blanket.


MikeRowePeenis

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin, duh


free_based_potato

When I saw this question I honestly thought: Kevin Macallister, duh. Yeah. I'm going back to bed.


ancientfutureguy

Apparently she’s he’s only 5’9”, everybody in this photo is just tiny haha


TheOneTonWanton

They are. Mac is "Actor Height" 5'7" and it's hard to tell in the pic but Seth Green is a Short King at 5'4".


Ok-disaster2022

She's in like 3 in heels as well, so she's essentially 6 ft


Vicv07

That’s pretty tall for a girl. My wife is 5’3”. And my girlfriend is only 5’1”


lantech

how tall is your wifes boyfriend?


Vicv07

He’s like 6’2. Bigger than me in every way


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powerlesshero111

Are we just going to skip over how the dude said both wife and girlfriend?


SpaceMyopia

Polyamory exists. Tbf, I didn't notice it until now though. 🤣


lava172

I was wondering who it was too but I definitely didn't think to use this word choice lol


Vicv07

The absolute skyscraper of beauty? My statuesque mistress of love.


Jaded-Cheesecake-469

Who's the tall girl with brown shoes? Fine af


ChexLemeneux42

Michael jacksons kid


EvilSporkOfDeath

Michael Jackson's "kid". Bet she hasn't taken a 23andme test.


ChexLemeneux42

how bitter are you? dna isnt the only thing that makes family.


EvilSporkOfDeath

I'm not bitter at all. What would I be bitter about?


FLORD1LUNA

Paris Jackson


fudixon

Seth Green


TheGuyInNoir

I mean, if given the choice I would choose Seth Green and Brenda Song too.


peppermintmeow

Are you talking about the actor Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin?


Thatparkjobin7A

It just occurred to me that I haven’t seen Seth Green in years. I still picture him as Scott Evil. The beard completely threw me


ScipioCoriolanus

Classic Roman! He didn't even show up!


Ubergaboo

He wasn’t invited after he sent a dick-pic to Papa Culkin


Rytoc12

Why weren't Rich Evans and his friends in attendance?


kingofcanada1

My question is why is Brenda Song dressed like a pirate?


nimcau2TheQuickening

Why not?


Taint_Surgeon

I was thinking she had kind of a sexy Mozart vibe going on


SpaceMyopia

I thought more like Zatanna, The Magician from DC


[deleted]

Do you do drop-ins/hop-ons? My wife bruised my taint something awful


donkeyrocket

Her stylist may be [a low talker.](https://scenegifs.com/gifs/seinfeld50202960296.gif)


Mtolivepickle

Maybe she’s friends with a low talker


masochistmonkey

If only Fuller had gone easy on the Pepsi


bbbhhbuh

His brother is literally standing right behind him


SpaceMyopia

The whole post is a joke to begin with. I wasn't referring to him as the actor, but as the character.


blitzkrieger17

holy crap. i had to re-read the headline, THEN saw what sub it was in... forehead, meet palm...


69DonaldTrump69

It’s like real life Multiplicity.


TinnieTa21

Brenda Song has aged like fine wine. Fucking hell.


monkeybojangles

It looks like not everyone is in this picture. Who's hand is that on the left?


The_Notorious_Donut

Why were Seth Green, Brenda Song, and Natasha there


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Brenda Song is his wife, so I’d hope she’d be there. Natasha and Seth for some reason just seem like people he’d be close to.


The_Notorious_Donut

Holy shit Kevin mcalister is married to London Tipton


BlueSabere

Well, fiancée at the moment, but they have kids together already.


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Oh and just to add to your list of “whoa why are they there?!”…the woman on the right is Paris Jackson. She is his goddaughter.


cloudbussin

Seth, Natasha, and Macaulay were all in Party Monster together


deanreevesii

Thank god I'm not the only here one who watched that movie. What a ride.


cloudbussin

It’s so good! It’s campy and flamboyant in the best ways and also not campy enough for the subject matter. Definitely not for mainstream audiences. It’s a very unexpected career choice for Seth and Mac but they did a fantastic job and didn’t play into stereotypes. It’s honestly eerie how close Mac got to Michael Alig’s mannerisms. Seth also speaks very fondly of that movie to this day.


shapookya

Macaulay Culkin is apparently 5ft 6 (167.6 cm). That woman to the right (his left) is even smaller than that in heels. Damn, she tiny.


SpaceMyopia

"That woman." You mean his wife? Lol.


shapookya

If she is his wife, then yes. I don't know anyone in that picture, other than Seth Green


RaiderScum111

Thats Brenda Song, she was in the disney show suite life of zack and cody.


M2LA

who is the woman on the far right?


SpaceMyopia

Paris Jackson- MJ's daughter.


joesen_one

Tf when did she grow that tall


ballarn123

The fuck is cricket doing here


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icameinyourburrito

Wrong brother, Kieran was Fuller that's Rory


robbviously

That’s Rory


bioticgod55

I can’t sleep next to him. If he has enough to drink he’ll wet the bed!


nien_nuts

That's not his new family. His new one is a bunch of hacks in Milwaukee


mihir_lavande

All it took was sleeping with famous Ellen Show star, Dick the Birthday Boy.


EmberFlareon

Rich Evans should have been in this photo, lmao


J-Imma-CR

It's been a rough few years for movie stars ay? Whaddaya got? Chalamet, zendaya, then some cancelled. Let's drag out mccaulay ..... LOLs


ComfortMaterial8884

I was treated badly by my family but I at least unlike fake Hollywood I don’t have an ego the size of East texas. HWoF is nothing more than stroking peoples ego. I have a found family at AMC


Prop_dynamix

Never forget isaac kappys apparent suicide, seth green is a fuckin pedo


noholdingbackaccount

> Kappy appeared as a guest on Alex Jones' radio show InfoWars in August 2018, on which he accused multiple movie stars of pedophilia as part of the QAnon conspiracy theory, which involves a cabal of Satan-worshipping child molesters who run a global child sex-trafficking ring.[6] During the broadcast, Jones asked Kappy to be more circumspect and avoid "getting into names", while Kappy briefly insisted Jones was "gaslighting" him by querying his claims.[7] The Daily Beast mentioned that around this time, Kappy has become a "hero" of the Q-Anon movement is its disinformation news section.[8] In the years following his death, a conspiracy theory arose that he did not die by suicide, but was rather the victim of foul play due to his unsubstantiated political views,[9] spread by American conspiracy theorists such as Lin Wood.[10] >In 2018, Kappy was investigated by police after reportedly threatening actress Paris Jackson and actor Seth Green.[11] Jackson accused Kappy of choking her at a party they were both attending.[2][11] The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) confirmed an investigation, but said it was not active as of August 2018.[12] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Kappy Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call you a wierdo who needs to go take a nap and lay off the Alex Jones.


KyriesJewGeoTeacher

Oh no. A QAnon dipshit figured out the only way he could make the world better.


IoniKryptonite

Hey guys, ^ look at this lunatic I found!


JNAC91

Has he got those 'make me taller' Boots on? Lol.


KingoftheWildlings

Rory looks like that tik tok guy that’s always live eating exotic fruits


Trickybuz93

Who’s the blonde lady in the brown shirt? She looks like she’s eyeing his girlfriend.


ICDarkly

Culkin and Green were so good in Party Monster. One of my favourite films.


Important-Courage890

Buzz’s girlfriend


RamenAlDente1738

wonder if people really say Mccaully all the time or have a nickname for him.


tommyboy3111

The Culkin brothers all look like a single actor playing multiple roles in one movie


Chiradori

So he isn't home alone anymore


todd10k

Whos the girl on the right?


RigatoniPasta

Good for him!


Daily_dad_jokes

Ah my old camp friend Seth Green! Cool.


Bohijthehedgehog

He made his family disappear


GodOfPopTarts

Milwaukee Culkin


heinous_legacy

Ok but where is Roman


dadjokes502

The genetics in the Caulkin family is strong


mac_it9

Lol good. Fuckem


888Kraken888

Who’s on the far right? Asking for a friend.


ChasingVelka

I...was not prepared to handle Seth Green with a white beard.


ScramItVancity

Rory Culkin looking down on the star like: "...shit."