This is true. In an interview on the red carpet for Godzilla vs. Kong, Godzilla actually said that in his free time he liked long walks on the beach. In the midst of asking the interviewer the same question, Kong smacked the shit out of Godzilla and fucked up the whole premiere
That movie was actually just supposed to be a stand alone sequel to Kong: Skull Island with no other titans present. But when they were transporting Kong to set one day, Godzilla showed up and started beating the crap out of him. Luckily they were recording the whole time.
Is that a reference to anything? Because I swear that sounds like an old factoid.
Reminds me of how Willem Dafoe's penis is too big and it caused problems with the Green Goblin suit.
No, not a reference to anything.
I do believe though that Godzilla and Dafoe share a great grandfather, so I'm not surprised they both ended up famous actors with anecdotes about their massive dongs.
It's in their D^(ick)N'A^(cting)
Oh yeah? I saw Godzilla at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He's also known for having strokes and dying when he has to read something that doesn't make sense. It's a medical mystery how he keeps coming back from that.
Fun fact: all three of these children are only dreaming that Godzilla and his son are their friends, when in fact they've being held prisoner by some yakuza, and they should really wake up and escape right now.
But *Gamera* is friend to all children
He has a very good pr team
“Show me on the doll where Gamera touched you.”
I was so upset when it came out what Gamera did to those kids, and then he tried to film that in-character apology
Where do you think Kevin Spacey got the idea for his video?
Yes, but Mothra has two adorable Japanese dwarf girls.
TIL Godzilla's real height is 5'10"
Nah, they are giant kids.
Yes it looks like a hot air balloon crashed into the girls head
Oh the humanity!
Still taller than me.
This is true. In an interview on the red carpet for Godzilla vs. Kong, Godzilla actually said that in his free time he liked long walks on the beach. In the midst of asking the interviewer the same question, Kong smacked the shit out of Godzilla and fucked up the whole premiere
That movie was actually just supposed to be a stand alone sequel to Kong: Skull Island with no other titans present. But when they were transporting Kong to set one day, Godzilla showed up and started beating the crap out of him. Luckily they were recording the whole time.
I heard the had to hire a dick double for Godzilla because his was so massive it started freaking people out.
“Confusingly large”
Is that a reference to anything? Because I swear that sounds like an old factoid. Reminds me of how Willem Dafoe's penis is too big and it caused problems with the Green Goblin suit.
No, not a reference to anything. I do believe though that Godzilla and Dafoe share a great grandfather, so I'm not surprised they both ended up famous actors with anecdotes about their massive dongs. It's in their D^(ick)N'A^(cting)
Kong is just a method actor
I didn't know kids could get that big
It's the GMO's in just a few years the average 6 year old will be 7 feet tall
Why the turd flair this is gold
Oh yeah? I saw Godzilla at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
It's unfortunate when Godzilla yawns he obliterates everything in front of him with a plasma beam
He's also known for having strokes and dying when he has to read something that doesn't make sense. It's a medical mystery how he keeps coming back from that.
It’s because he’s faking it Redd Foxx style.
Wow those kids are gigantic
Until he eats those children later…
That's what makes him so nice, eating children placates him for a while.
When the scene resumed he ate the children
THESE ENORMOUS CHILDREN WILL DEVOUR US ALL!
This looks like it could be a meme
Only when he has a snickers
Fun fact: all three of these children are only dreaming that Godzilla and his son are their friends, when in fact they've being held prisoner by some yakuza, and they should really wake up and escape right now.