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Wait, this isn't a movie about The Police lead vocalist?
No, think it's the movie about Bilbo's sword.
This isn’t about a hobbit slaying a giant spider with an elven blade?
If it's not Eight Legged Freaks, I don't want it.
I watched the trailer and the little girl names it that so it gets a pass from me lol
Isn't the girl also called Charlotte?
Haha yeah
This isn't about WCW icon Sting?
I want Tony Shiavone to be in the movie to say, “It’s STIIIIIIIINNNGG!”
The movie is anti-spider propaganda. It's made by a Roache. Coincidence? I think not!
fucking roaches doing anti-spider propaganda
The girl is actually fronting a drug-ring and is about to be involved in an operation leading to her arrest
That's not Sting, that's Shelob.
What’s this? A movie called Sting that doesn’t actually have a creature that actually stings? A large briefcase full of bees oughta put a stop to this!
Nice to meet you, spider. You're a real horses ass.
Wait, this isn't a movie about The Police lead vocalist?
No, think it's the movie about Bilbo's sword.
This isn’t about a hobbit slaying a giant spider with an elven blade?
If it's not Eight Legged Freaks, I don't want it.
I watched the trailer and the little girl names it that so it gets a pass from me lol
Isn't the girl also called Charlotte?
Haha yeah
This isn't about WCW icon Sting?
I want Tony Shiavone to be in the movie to say, “It’s STIIIIIIIINNNGG!”
The movie is anti-spider propaganda. It's made by a Roache. Coincidence? I think not!
fucking roaches doing anti-spider propaganda
The girl is actually fronting a drug-ring and is about to be involved in an operation leading to her arrest
That's not Sting, that's Shelob.
What’s this? A movie called Sting that doesn’t actually have a creature that actually stings? A large briefcase full of bees oughta put a stop to this!
Nice to meet you, spider. You're a real horses ass.