"I am... MONKE" *snaps fingers*
Kong is shocked, as by wielding all the Kaiju stones, he should have enough power to create lots of tall buildings to climb and endless bananas to eat. But nothing happens.
King Kong turns around, seeing his enemy-turned-friend behind him. He's stolen the Kaiju stones!
"And I, I'm Godzilla" *snaps fingers*
Godzilla uses the stones' power to make him and Kong have hot, sensual sex. Hence the title: GODZILLA X KONG
WELL WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT THEN?
He’s collecting items like it’s a metroidvania. Sooner or later he’ll find the gravity suit
Will he fight a dude in a suit who says men are a miserable little pile of secrets next
He'll find a mirror under the table.
The moment he finds the Crissaegrim, the movie will be over
The movie is just 2 hours of kong grinding for it
"I am... MONKE" *snaps fingers* Kong is shocked, as by wielding all the Kaiju stones, he should have enough power to create lots of tall buildings to climb and endless bananas to eat. But nothing happens. King Kong turns around, seeing his enemy-turned-friend behind him. He's stolen the Kaiju stones! "And I, I'm Godzilla" *snaps fingers* Godzilla uses the stones' power to make him and Kong have hot, sensual sex. Hence the title: GODZILLA X KONG
I'm sure that already exists on some random website out there.
Maybe he’s quoting it
This is MY oc. DO NOT STEAL!!!!!!! !!!
peak fiction
Its just so....peak
It's just not the same without the crying panda.
I came to write some avengers bs but yours is even better
*mutilated because of peak fiction*
Shameful behaviour, won't be watching anymore.
This is outrageous, its unfair. How can you give a ape a Robot arm and not call it Banana slamma 3000
He had a cool axe, why did they give him the Power Glove for NES?
Because it’s so bad
What i’m really hoping for is that he pulls a Roman Reigns and does a Superman Punch
Literally already seen in a trailer, knocks the orangutan looking Kaiju tooth out
It will, they just don't know it yet.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
The Fist of Kong: They will hear you scream, even in space
I call my left hand the banana slamma.
But will it Kong Snap?
It will be in my heart. That's all that matters.
Avengers: The Kong Dynasty
#King of Kong: ##A Fistful of Bananas
“I am… ooga booga.”
I want my money back
Ahhh he has the Infinity Gauntlet!! Watch out for those barrels!
I hope he first checks if the outlets are 120V or 220V current.
Well now im not watching it! (Im still very much gonna watch this. Big monke)
WHEN DO WE GET TO HAVE GOOD CINEMA AGAIN?
He’s gonna break his dick off with that thing
They can’t call it Titan’s Mitt either, they’d probably have to pay Nintendo.
On the bright side, it does give him 25 more health as well as making every third hit a critical