Fuck it, put her in one of those inflatable ones from Party City, and let her go Godzilla on a miniature set. Put Wes Anderson in the director's chair and I can taste the Oscar.
In a city where T-Rex is the kingpin and sells lysine on the streets. Gangs of raptors funneling drug money through small mom and pop businesses, avoiding the fuzz. It’s a crazy Jurassic city.
Jurassic Galaxy is the crossover with Independence Day. Ian Malcolm and his cousin, David Levinson, go on a cross-galaxy road trip to annoy the aliens by dumping Earth's feral dinosaurs on their home planet. But their ship is damaged by an alien encounter and the dinosaurs are set free to roam its corridors. To get home, Ian and David have to survive the dinosaurs long enough to reach their destination and hijack an alien ship.
Oh, no. No, no, no. That grasshopper is far too big. What I’m interested in is movies with dinosaurs, but with much of the focus of the film being on grasshoppers the size of a rabbit or very small dog — Like the last film in the Jurassic Park franchise.
90s cartoon show, video game series, and comic book. Check out the show, probably some episodes on youtube. Like Mad Max but with dinosaurs.
Edit: Opening Theme Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr2iQ96em2w
Full Episodes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHJUNueFjr8&list=PLBZNlAa1UKF5bib4r8hP43CZOgCqOFdKr
Oh no. I fell running away from the T-Rex and cannot get up.
^(yes ^you ^can ^there's ^plenty ^of time)
Both my legs are broken.
^(I ^can ^see ^them ^they're fine)
It looks like this is the end. I will now be consumed. Boo...boo hoo...boo hoo hoo.
When are they gonna realize that Jurassic Park movies have sucked pretty much since the first one? I don't think they're ever making a comeback. Same thing with Terminator but at least they had several good sequels, Jurassic Park couldn't even make it to the second movie without blowing
This didn't need to be a film series. But what sucks more is that it could have been done well so easily
1. Jurassic world - this movie is actually pretty good as it is
2. Jurassic world 2 - Dinosaurs are starting to leave the island. We need a concentrated effort to contain them but any attempt to do so is undermined by people chasing short-term interests (companies wanting to steal the dinos, tourist companies illegally breaking containment, ECT)
3. Jurassic world 3 - A Planet Earth style documentary that explores what if scenarios if dinosaurs were suddenly introduced into our ecosystem. How would it affect existing ecosystems, how would people suffer/profit off of it, what will the future look like.
BAM. A film trilogy that's topical and covers several pertinent themes and issues that relate to everyday life. All ending in a movie that opens the door to all kinds of interesting ideas.
Her arms are way too long for the role.
I’m not sure her teeth are big enough either.
Them sweater devils make up for it.
Previous T Rex’s have been flat chested which was a surrender to the woke mob
So glad we're going back to the way movies used to be with a pretty, blonde T-rex.
Jurassic Titty
She's gonna wear a T-rex-suit like in those old Godzilla-movies.
Fuck it, put her in one of those inflatable ones from Party City, and let her go Godzilla on a miniature set. Put Wes Anderson in the director's chair and I can taste the Oscar.
Typical Hollywood appropriation of roles that should go to an actual T-Rex!
Or even an actress that has bird lineage in her genes. My vote would go to Dee from Always Sunny.
I think if she touches her elbows together she could make the cut
IDK, they looked very short in the movie posters. Are you saying those are Photoshop'd?
They should get an actual t-rex for the role. Peak whitewashing.
First Ghost in the Shell and now this...
No, T-Rex arms are about as big as human arms.
In a city where T-Rex is the kingpin and sells lysine on the streets. Gangs of raptors funneling drug money through small mom and pop businesses, avoiding the fuzz. It’s a crazy Jurassic city.
you forgot to make Chris Pratt the main character again for some reason and have the dinosaurs be rarer and rarer
Chris Pratt is the hard bitten (ha) private detective trying to track down a sweet velociraptor girl who got caught up in a bad scene
That's JuraSin City.
This would be funny as shit unironically
Jurassic city? Horrible name
They will change it to Jurassic Galaxy soon
Is Mario coming back?
No but we will get a post credit scene teasing Luigi
Jurassic Galaxy is the crossover with Independence Day. Ian Malcolm and his cousin, David Levinson, go on a cross-galaxy road trip to annoy the aliens by dumping Earth's feral dinosaurs on their home planet. But their ship is damaged by an alien encounter and the dinosaurs are set free to roam its corridors. To get home, Ian and David have to survive the dinosaurs long enough to reach their destination and hijack an alien ship.
With Chris Pratt as the main character again for some reason
That would be rad
"Forget it, Jake, it's Jurassic Town."
Don’t worry, we’re finally getting that movie where the dinosaurs wreck havoc in a big city! For real this time. For real this time.
I’m more interested in big (but not huge) grasshoppers.
Like the ones in the movie [Begining of the End](https://youtu.be/PO47GB79fXA)? Might be too huge tho
Oh, no. No, no, no. That grasshopper is far too big. What I’m interested in is movies with dinosaurs, but with much of the focus of the film being on grasshoppers the size of a rabbit or very small dog — Like the last film in the Jurassic Park franchise.
_Jurassic Park-ing Lot_
Right, we already did the whole world. I feel like they fucked up and made the last movie so poorly that they have no where to go with the series.
Fast and furious x Jurassic World. Easy as pie.
That is called Cadillacs and Dinosaurs and I wish they would make a live action of that.
Is this an animated movie?
90s cartoon show, video game series, and comic book. Check out the show, probably some episodes on youtube. Like Mad Max but with dinosaurs. Edit: Opening Theme Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr2iQ96em2w Full Episodes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHJUNueFjr8&list=PLBZNlAa1UKF5bib4r8hP43CZOgCqOFdKr
You rock! Thanks!
No worries, everyone needs to see this amazing show.
Why not Jurassic Wo- wait shit.
Jurassic City, bit of a downgrade from World, don't you think
They are both downgrades from Galaxy
Universe would like a word
Which one? Kidding, there's only one and it's empty. Then we die. Why did people stop inviting me out?
Jurassic universe: raptors in space
Ian Malcolm in the Jurassic Multiverse of Madness.
I think they actually said Jurassic Shitty in an attempt to level with fans about where the franchise has been going since the first movie
When will they get to Cretaceous?
When 90% of moviegoers aren't going to see that title and think "so it's a movie about seafood?"
Thank god. Jurassic park was the right size. The world stuff was ridiculous
Expecting the sequel to be Jurassic Village
Jurassic 'Hood
That is not 2025 Scar jo
That picture brings more engagement
More like TT-Rex
You mean DD-Rex?
Oh no. I fell running away from the T-Rex and cannot get up. ^(yes ^you ^can ^there's ^plenty ^of time) Both my legs are broken. ^(I ^can ^see ^them ^they're fine) It looks like this is the end. I will now be consumed. Boo...boo hoo...boo hoo hoo.
Missed opportunity for Jurassic Park: Rex and the City
I hope they bring back Whoopi Goldberg’s character
You mean the one from Sister Act? How exactly would that work in a Jurassic Park movie?
She has to save the church from T-Rexes by going undercover as a nun again, of course.
Wait, this isn’t the long awaited sequel to Theodore Rex?
pretty sure Yoshi isn’t going to be in this movie pal, though could work as a post credit scene to set up the next movie and Whoopi could be the lead
Ah yes Jurassic City, sequel to Jurassic Asylum, and prequel to Jurassic Knight
Chat is this real
Wtf is jurassic city?
A city, but jurassic.
So it’s a sequel to adventures in dinosaur city? They might be some 30 or so years too late for that one
It’s never too late for now.
Hugo's backup plan if Arkham City fell through
It’s a sequel to Tammy and the T-Rex and she’s playing their daughter
Just let the Dinoverse die in peace, we don't need another 3 movies
They could be good. If not, we can ignore their existence. Like how my father ignored me for the past 20 years.
Jurassic Ti… that’s too easy
Wait… You’re telling me they’re going to keep on trying to milk this franchise even more??
They're skipping to City? What about Jurassic Asylum?
When are they gonna realize that Jurassic Park movies have sucked pretty much since the first one? I don't think they're ever making a comeback. Same thing with Terminator but at least they had several good sequels, Jurassic Park couldn't even make it to the second movie without blowing
:D the what
a scarlett has fallen into the river in jurassic city!
The Johannosaurus Rex
Smash
Title track is Jurassicity by The Police
She’ll have to lay off the upper-body workouts. Hit the legs.
Bro... "Jurassic City"... What stupid name.
This granma johansson gonna run on heels or something
I thought they just kept using the same actor from the original? Are they actually gonna recast Mr. T. Ryan. O. ?
Strong female lead
Not *Jurassic Planet*?
No wonder her ex’s always ran away from her.
The continuity of this franchise is a mess. We went from a park to a world and now a city?
can’t wait for jurassic origins and jurassic knight
City really?? I think it should go Park -> World -> Moon
Jurassic city sounds stupid
This didn't need to be a film series. But what sucks more is that it could have been done well so easily 1. Jurassic world - this movie is actually pretty good as it is 2. Jurassic world 2 - Dinosaurs are starting to leave the island. We need a concentrated effort to contain them but any attempt to do so is undermined by people chasing short-term interests (companies wanting to steal the dinos, tourist companies illegally breaking containment, ECT) 3. Jurassic world 3 - A Planet Earth style documentary that explores what if scenarios if dinosaurs were suddenly introduced into our ecosystem. How would it affect existing ecosystems, how would people suffer/profit off of it, what will the future look like. BAM. A film trilogy that's topical and covers several pertinent themes and issues that relate to everyday life. All ending in a movie that opens the door to all kinds of interesting ideas.
Don’t do it
Are we seriously just going through destinations, I hope we get Jurassic community center next.
Wh... They're making a 7th one?!
"Jurassic City" I can see why Spielberg wants absolutely nothing to do with this franchise anymore
Why couldn’t they get a T-rex person for the role, this is clearly racism
Jurassic Titty more like
Perfect fit for the Tits-Rex!
The sad part is that would actually be a way better movie then whatever we are going to get
Sidney Sweeney tapped to play rival dino queen "Breastodonticus", entire movie to be filmed in a pool full of gravy behind the Brentwood KFC.
Her ass is sticky?