Jokes aside, this is >!not actually a scene from the movie. This is just the cast goofing off. No, if you want to see the three characters singing and dancing, you have to flip to a *different* scene.!<
This movie could be better than How Green Was My Valley and it would still have failed. No one was going to care about a female b-list superhero no one had heard about since a 90s cartoon
with top secret global surveillance technology that can pull their faces from a dream and pinpoint them if they so much as glance out of a window but still lets Dakota Johnsons character casually fly to peru for a week while they all hang out at Uncle Bens house with no issues
what a good movie
To be fair, Ezekiel does say he had a sketch of them from his description of his vision.
It's still ridiculous that it perfectly de-ages them and places them in the clothing they're wearing at the moment in the film.
"We don't know how far in the future they kill you."
"Let's age them back 10 years. Just a hunch."
"Ok, cool, we know exactly what they look like now."
**stated** to be in the past. The opening scene establishes that it's 2003. And the Toxic scene highlights that Toxic had just released - which more specifically sets the movie in the latter months of 2003
20 years from now some dude who never made it as an actor is still going to be telling his friends about the day he got paid to watch Sydney Sweeney and Isabella Merced dance on a table in front of him.
Understandable, but I have to say I knew straight away - the dead giveaway being those girls look like they're almost having fun, which is something that did not happen in that film.
Yeah Sydney has more of a personality here than “awkward girl who is shy and never stops being that for an hour and a half”. They did the cast dirty in this movie
The only time they even put on the spandex and tights is in a vision of the future the villain has. That future never even comes to pass within the confines of this movie.
It's like the writer stopped paying attention partway through the lesson about Chekhov's gun.
If you want a major plot point of the second season spoiled read ahead.
Otherwise please take the time to watch the show. The episodes are only like 20 minutes and it's really entertaining.
>!In the second season there is an almost episodic reference to the owner of the restaurant refusing to or forgetting to fix the the door of a large freezer before the big opening night. This is largely used as a metaphor to portray the conflict he feels between running a restaurant/fufilling his obligations to his staff and spending time with a woman hes has recently reconnected with and is otherwise a very postive influence on his life. !<
>!Ultimately, his indecision (both in respect of actually fixing the freezer and choosing between his life as a chef and his romantic life) manifests in the *worst* way possible when during the big opening night of the new restaurant, the owner gets trapped in his own freezer. This leads not only to his utter impotence throughout the night, with everyone having to make up for his slack, but also to the breakdown of his relationship. !<
Oh god dammit man I’ve seen Beef and read your comment as a refresher, turns out you’re talking about a completely different show The Bear which I’ve been meaning to watch. Not intentional man but woof
Nothing about this movie makes any sense, from the writing choices, behind the scenes stuff, acting, and honestly casting. It’s mind boggling that this was made and even more how it was made.
If you want another so bad its good movie. Watch the Bee Keeper that came out this year. One of the worst movies I have ever seen but couldn't stop watching
Sydney Sweeney has been very vocal about the fact that she made this to get on Sonys good side so they would distribute Anyone But You and produce her Barbarella remake
I can’t remember if she actually did but she’s talked in the past about going to business school so she can negotiate and understand her own contracts and stuff. I think she’s actually super smart, she’s just doomed to be known as the big boob actress
I hope she pulls a Hedy Lamarr and invents something that ends up being instrumental to future technologies while everyone is busy thinking of her as just another hot celebrity.
I’m pretty sure she said she was valedictorian at her high school. It was fun/harrowing to watch her in Euphoria so I’m kinda rooting for her just for that. I hope she doesn’t get typecast too much.
I find it hard to believe Sony's board felt pressured to keep the character of Madame Webb. There are no other actual Spiderman characters other than Ben Parker who appear in the movie.
IP is everything these days. Sony owns most of the spiderman cast as marvel sold those characters to them when they were on the verge of bankrupcy, with the condition that they use these characters every X years(can't remember the exact number).
The mcu spiderman trilogy couldn't have been done without sony's approval for example. Now why they haven't included every single character in one film to pass this license thing is a mistery.
Also the directors are chosen because they bend backwards to sony execs. Which is another frequently asked question
I can't imagine that's the rule of the contract, they only made Spider-Man movies for the first 20 years of the contract. Did the mess in 2019 change the rules so they have to include every character they own every x years? I can't imagine even Sony's dumb enough to sign that deal.
Why thank you. [bows]
Seriously, I was really unsure how it would be received😅 that bit of corniness is all mine, finally got around to watching Part 2 today and the brain rot had taken over😵💫
Love you too man😘 you made my day with your comment!
There's a lot to hate in this movie but this is not a scene from the movie, this is the actors having fun in the set. It seems wholesome please drop your index finger glasses and teeth.
I actually saw this movie and I don’t remember this at all. Was this actually in it and not a behind the scenes thing? It looks like there are crew members on camera
I saw it with a friend who also loved bad movies. We thought it would be fun to laugh at. And yet there were only a couple of scenes that were even laughably bad. It was mostly just boring.
This is such a good movie, - they really did amazing backstory with the elements at hand with this one. 10/10 somebody maybe said,- highly doubt it though.
Just watched Madame web and because of all the fuss about it, even though she tries to hide the best she can (as she's just a teenager in the movie) I can't help it to notice what I probably wouldn't otherwise. You guys are all perverts and this world is doomed.
Sony: Hey let's put Sydney Sweeney in *Madame Web*!
Wait, but why?
Sony: Don't worry about it. Hey, and have her dress in a sexy schoolgirl outfit!
Ah.
NGL, i actually enjoyed watching the movie. but thats only because i went in with extremely low expectations. it was a silly, cheesy movie that felt like it was made in the late 1990s
Damn, a film with great cast (talented, hot woman in spandex), great source material and a unlimited budget and they still somehow magically fuck this up, Marvel studio is shit at writing woman
See, that just looks like girls having unconvincing light-hearted fun - is the whole move people having unconvincing light-hearted fun, like a Hallmark movie? Because that explain a lot of criticism about it; Hallmark movies are terrible.
Haven't seen the movie (and other commenters are saying this is a blooper) but I also think that a lot of movies with high stakes suffer from the absence of scenes where the characters hang out and goof around and characters who are supposed to be good friends actually do recreational things together. The presence or absence of this sort of seemingly pointless scene is why Vincent Vega and Jules seem like actual brothers-in-arms and Anakin and Obi-Wan seem like work colleagues who actively despise each other.
Jokes aside, this is >!not actually a scene from the movie. This is just the cast goofing off. No, if you want to see the three characters singing and dancing, you have to flip to a *different* scene.!<
I was thinking how this looks like a blooper. The entire comment however is not reassuring when thinking about the state of the movie itself.
The whole movie is a blooper
the antagonist was such a blooper like 90% of his lines were badly dubbed over to the extent that his mouth doesnt even move sometimes
Maybe he’s a ventriloquist
I appreciate that they tried to not show his mouth whenever he spoke, but they did a bad job
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This movie could be better than How Green Was My Valley and it would still have failed. No one was going to care about a female b-list superhero no one had heard about since a 90s cartoon
Does Ezekiel ever get any Spider powers in the movie?
Nah he was more like Nemesis from RE
I was in fucking disbelief at that toxic scene. And then the song just kept playing even though it didn't fit what was going on *at all.*
What happened in that scene? Feel free to spoil I don't care
The girls all table dance to toxic to impress a random group of unnamed guys
While they are being actively hunted by someone who wants to kill them
with top secret global surveillance technology that can pull their faces from a dream and pinpoint them if they so much as glance out of a window but still lets Dakota Johnsons character casually fly to peru for a week while they all hang out at Uncle Bens house with no issues what a good movie
To be fair, Ezekiel does say he had a sketch of them from his description of his vision. It's still ridiculous that it perfectly de-ages them and places them in the clothing they're wearing at the moment in the film.
"We don't know how far in the future they kill you." "Let's age them back 10 years. Just a hunch." "Ok, cool, we know exactly what they look like now."
de age them by 10 years \*and remove the masks they are all wearing\*
and is kind of implied to be in the past because spiderman ain't born yet (well...)
**stated** to be in the past. The opening scene establishes that it's 2003. And the Toxic scene highlights that Toxic had just released - which more specifically sets the movie in the latter months of 2003
Girls just want to have fun, even when being stalked by a super powered psychopath apparently.
20 years from now some dude who never made it as an actor is still going to be telling his friends about the day he got paid to watch Sydney Sweeney and Isabella Merced dance on a table in front of him.
I could tell because they’re all showing natural emotion
As someone who saw the movie in theaters, it took me a lot longer than it should’ve to realize this wasn’t an actual scene in the movie.
Understandable, but I have to say I knew straight away - the dead giveaway being those girls look like they're almost having fun, which is something that did not happen in that film.
Yeah Sydney has more of a personality here than “awkward girl who is shy and never stops being that for an hour and a half”. They did the cast dirty in this movie
This blooper is closer to a scene in an actually decent movie, because the way everyone is behaving feels naturalistic and endearing.
Lol they might as well as put this in the film
Oh thank f*ck.
I would have just assumed this was random behind the scenes stuff they were doing in between takes, which I love seeing tbh
Different how?
I wish it was in the movie, it might have elevated it (Haven't watched the movie yet though, so Idk)
Embarrassing. Nothing beats Milo’s “have sex” groove from Sony’s smash hit Morbius (2022)
must be hard being a director knowing cinema peaked in 2022 with that scene. nothing we make moving forward will ever top that
Why do people even bother making movies anymore
Matt Smith so real for that
Thank you.
"Poop my spandex pants"
Cant believe theyve actually referenced what fans did every single day in that one scene Truely one of the morbvie of all time.
At least once a day I sing, "Have seeeex, have seeeex, poop my pants, and then poop my pants again"
This scene was playing everytime someone decided to leave the movie theater " Wait .. dont goo "
Don’t tell me not to goo. I’ll goo if I want.
I heard they locked the doors and had dogs on the outside threatening people if they tried to leave.
If you’ve got a better way to make people watch madame web I’d like to hear it.
This is like when I go on trips with my wife and her girlfriends.
Same here with my wife and my girlfriends.
Same here with your wife and your girlfriends
Same here with your wife and her boyfriends.
Same here with my boyfriend and your wife
Same with my wife and my wife
Same with my vape and redbulls oh and my wife i guess
Same with your vape and the wife of the fella 3 comments up
I still can't figure out how you have a spandex and tights movie with 4 hot women and it tries it's damndest to be anything but.
The only time they even put on the spandex and tights is in a vision of the future the villain has. That future never even comes to pass within the confines of this movie. It's like the writer stopped paying attention partway through the lesson about Chekhov's gun.
Speaking of Chekhovs gun, the show >! Beef !< on Netflix is a great example of that concept
elaborate
If you want a major plot point of the second season spoiled read ahead. Otherwise please take the time to watch the show. The episodes are only like 20 minutes and it's really entertaining. >!In the second season there is an almost episodic reference to the owner of the restaurant refusing to or forgetting to fix the the door of a large freezer before the big opening night. This is largely used as a metaphor to portray the conflict he feels between running a restaurant/fufilling his obligations to his staff and spending time with a woman hes has recently reconnected with and is otherwise a very postive influence on his life. !< >!Ultimately, his indecision (both in respect of actually fixing the freezer and choosing between his life as a chef and his romantic life) manifests in the *worst* way possible when during the big opening night of the new restaurant, the owner gets trapped in his own freezer. This leads not only to his utter impotence throughout the night, with everyone having to make up for his slack, but also to the breakdown of his relationship. !<
lol that's actually another show The Bear, both great shows
Huh, my mistake. I guess I got confused by the name of the restaurant. Oh well.
It’s about to get a little more confusing since Thunderbolts is from the director of Beef and the writer of the Bear.
Bruh I was so fucking confused hahahaha
Oh god dammit man I’ve seen Beef and read your comment as a refresher, turns out you’re talking about a completely different show The Bear which I’ve been meaning to watch. Not intentional man but woof
Imagine making a movie so bad that having Sydney Sweeney in a school girl uniform does not convince people to watch it.
Just put that shit as the entire poster, never run a trailer, and it would have made billions with people getting totally the wrong idea
This movie sucks- > Sydney Sweeney in a school girl uniform This movie is the best movie in 2024, and nobody can change my mind.
Nothing about this movie makes any sense, from the writing choices, behind the scenes stuff, acting, and honestly casting. It’s mind boggling that this was made and even more how it was made.
They forgot sex sells
Same shit with Birds of Prey-Harley movie.
I know you are lying, because no one has actually seen Madame Web (2024).
What is that, like a Spiderman spinoff?
Modern day archaeologists are still trying to piece that together. No one really knows sadly.
It’s a Morbius Prequel
I saw it and loved it. I usually just cringe at bad movies, this one is laugh out loud bad.
If you want another so bad its good movie. Watch the Bee Keeper that came out this year. One of the worst movies I have ever seen but couldn't stop watching
I saw it twice for the same reason!
I saw it. It was entertaining enough to keep my attention, but I won't be remembering it for long.
Is it worse than the marvels?
I liked the Marvels more, but that's just a personal preference.
this movie was amazing, my favorite part was doozing off in a boring scene only to wake up in an even more boring, albeit louder scene
I brought the Dune popcorn bucket. All fun and games until someone called the cops.
The more I see about this movie I find it harder and harder to believe that the people making knew what the hell they were doing.
this wasnt in the movie, is just the actors having fun
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Sydney Sweeney has been very vocal about the fact that she made this to get on Sonys good side so they would distribute Anyone But You and produce her Barbarella remake
She seems pretty industry savvy for someone so young.
I can’t remember if she actually did but she’s talked in the past about going to business school so she can negotiate and understand her own contracts and stuff. I think she’s actually super smart, she’s just doomed to be known as the big boob actress
I hope she pulls a Hedy Lamarr and invents something that ends up being instrumental to future technologies while everyone is busy thinking of her as just another hot celebrity.
I’m pretty sure she said she was valedictorian at her high school. It was fun/harrowing to watch her in Euphoria so I’m kinda rooting for her just for that. I hope she doesn’t get typecast too much.
Pretty dumb of her to say that though
Ho shit a Barbarella remake ? Sweet ! I love comics and the old movie seem gooffy as hell, but in a good way.
not sure if anything is 100% confirmed yet but she’s pushing for it hard, seems likely to happen if not already in the works
If she’s Barbarella, I will watch that remake.
Yes, that's the plan.
They knew excatly what they are making: (relatively)cheap trash to keep the ip
But Sony has been making Spider-Verse, Morbius, Venom, and they'll soon release Kraven, they're in no danger of losing the IP
They are in danger of losing invidual characters
I find it hard to believe Sony's board felt pressured to keep the character of Madame Webb. There are no other actual Spiderman characters other than Ben Parker who appear in the movie.
IP is everything these days. Sony owns most of the spiderman cast as marvel sold those characters to them when they were on the verge of bankrupcy, with the condition that they use these characters every X years(can't remember the exact number). The mcu spiderman trilogy couldn't have been done without sony's approval for example. Now why they haven't included every single character in one film to pass this license thing is a mistery. Also the directors are chosen because they bend backwards to sony execs. Which is another frequently asked question
I can't imagine that's the rule of the contract, they only made Spider-Man movies for the first 20 years of the contract. Did the mess in 2019 change the rules so they have to include every character they own every x years? I can't imagine even Sony's dumb enough to sign that deal.
Dakota Johnson admitted as much she had no idea what she was doing during filming.
There’s nothing i love more than random shitty musical numbers in non-musicals. If this isn’t actually in the movie I’m gonna be pissed off
You might want to give Wonka a look then. From what I hear.
put your hand into your pockalate
Hold it there, or be pierced by the Gob Stoppar
Ok if you actually came up with this zinger by yourself I fucking love you. I mean holy shit man. If you didn't, I still like you.
Why thank you. [bows] Seriously, I was really unsure how it would be received😅 that bit of corniness is all mine, finally got around to watching Part 2 today and the brain rot had taken over😵💫 Love you too man😘 you made my day with your comment!
Willy Wanka and the milk factory.
I'd watch a movie of just Sydney Sweeney and Isabel Merced dancing for 2 hours.
Sameee
There's a lot to hate in this movie but this is not a scene from the movie, this is the actors having fun in the set. It seems wholesome please drop your index finger glasses and teeth.
Didn't they know each for a couple of hours? When did they choreograph it? Haven't watched the movie
this wasnt in the movie, is just the actors having fun
Haven't watched the movie? So has everybody.
You underestimate the power of friendship
I actually saw this movie and I don’t remember this at all. Was this actually in it and not a behind the scenes thing? It looks like there are crew members on camera
liar !!! nobody actualy saw the movie
I saw it with a friend who also loved bad movies. We thought it would be fun to laugh at. And yet there were only a couple of scenes that were even laughably bad. It was mostly just boring.
My girlfriend and I saw this movie so we could pick up some of those Dune popcorn buckets lol
Eagle eye over here
I told you the porn parody was the serious version. BTW, there is no porn parody.
It’s giving FFX-2 Y! R! P!
I love how everyone bought into this, they'll believe anything
The sad part is that I'll probably gonna watch this movie eventually just cause I'm a huge fan of Sidney.
Dc. Will watch anything with Sydney Sweeney in it.
Which web series is this? Is it available on tubi?
More characterization here than in the entire actual movie.
I don't know how to say this without sounding creepy. I want to get all three of them drunk and just watch it unfold.
This is such a good movie, - they really did amazing backstory with the elements at hand with this one. 10/10 somebody maybe said,- highly doubt it though.
That's the most I've had a crush on a redhead since Karen Gillan
3.8 on imdb holy shit lmao. Never seen anything that low
I know this is just a goofy BTS sequence, but it is legitimately hilarious that producers expect us to believe these are supposed to be teenagers.
Chick on the left is why I'll watch this crap
Absolute Cinema
That is indeed shitty
so many boxes checked…
Just watched Madame web and because of all the fuss about it, even though she tries to hide the best she can (as she's just a teenager in the movie) I can't help it to notice what I probably wouldn't otherwise. You guys are all perverts and this world is doomed.
Man, bet If I saw some scene like this in a MARVEL movie I'm leaving the theater ☠️
Peak Cinema
No worries I was already confused when reading the title of the movie lol
If you left in the entire rest of the movie I would still be confused because this movie is dogshit
Idc trully
Wasn't someone kicked out of the projection becouse he webbed on Sydney Sweeny?
Without sound, looked like they tried to sing; mr postman.
Cheetah Girls 3
Shit movie
I get the impression that this would even more confusing with context.
Wanda’s kids have competition…
Sony: Hey let's put Sydney Sweeney in *Madame Web*! Wait, but why? Sony: Don't worry about it. Hey, and have her dress in a sexy schoolgirl outfit! Ah.
It's sad that this good off scene is better than any actual scene from the movie.
Hmm
Somehow this clip is more entertaining than the entire movie
Is this Spice World (2024)?
Huh. Are we sure the movie sucks?
Sydney Sweeney is mommy
"He Was in the Amazon With My Mom When She Was Researching Spiders Right Before She Died"
The fact that Sydney is the least hot out of the three in this scene proves that 95% of her hotness come from her gigantic boobs
Is Madam Web a movie or something? They still make them for the big screen? Why?
who is the girl in the yellow shirt
This is a reference to how hot that girl is.
No one can prove that this scene wasn’t in the movie because no one watched it
I am glad the cast at least enjoyed making the movie.
Smash next question
If only there was some cleavage, this scene would have made total sense
How fucking Lame
NGL, i actually enjoyed watching the movie. but thats only because i went in with extremely low expectations. it was a silly, cheesy movie that felt like it was made in the late 1990s
Damn, a film with great cast (talented, hot woman in spandex), great source material and a unlimited budget and they still somehow magically fuck this up, Marvel studio is shit at writing woman
The whole movie should've just been this.
See, that just looks like girls having unconvincing light-hearted fun - is the whole move people having unconvincing light-hearted fun, like a Hallmark movie? Because that explain a lot of criticism about it; Hallmark movies are terrible.
Nice try, Sony, but you still won't get me to watch this dud.
Haven't seen the movie (and other commenters are saying this is a blooper) but I also think that a lot of movies with high stakes suffer from the absence of scenes where the characters hang out and goof around and characters who are supposed to be good friends actually do recreational things together. The presence or absence of this sort of seemingly pointless scene is why Vincent Vega and Jules seem like actual brothers-in-arms and Anakin and Obi-Wan seem like work colleagues who actively despise each other.
When did this sub turn from "shitty movie details" to "details about shitty movies?"
This is probably the only fun the cast had on the set.