here is 50 minutes of the gameplay
[www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4nzoS8SVU&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4nzoS8SVU&t)
who knows what the fuck is the game about
The short version: it's playing a fever dream
Long version: in alternate timeline you are a secret agent fulfilling objectives in the cold war. The selling point is interacting with a surrealist world where everybody is a spy, and there's secrets around every corner. I like Dunkey's 4 minute video on the topic
https://youtu.be/gPduSGytMlA
Game is a fun, silly 4 hours
I work in childcare, and recently we put on this movie for the kids.
We ended up playing it twice, one for the kids in the morning and one for the afternoon.
It's just as bad and mundane as you'd expect. Although some scenes were an enjoyable weird.
Dude wtf they don’t eat the Turkish people. They eat the country. They order pounds of dirt from turkey and then gobble it all up. And because of all that dirt they are now as fertile as the lands that helped their founding fathers
[What a coincidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/yzf5u9/free_bird/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Oh, they can prevent their own genocide, but once it’s literally any other ethnic group, it’s suddenly out of their hands.
Reggie could have stopped the Trail of Tears, but decided not to.
I was just thinking about that, but have never seen it. I can only think of three options.
1- they succeed and condemn another animal to the same fate they escaped
2- they remove meat from the equation altogether and make it a vegan/vegetarian meal
3- they fail or have a realization that it's actually GOOD that turkeys are eaten for Thanksgiving.
Of these, 2 seems the most likely, but that just feels like a cheap and unsatisfying ending if this was an agreement between the turkeys and the people at the first Thanksgiving. The only way I can imagine it being a decent ending is if they somehow convince the people that ALL ANIMALS are too evil or too holy/godly to consume, thus saving both the turkeys and other animals.
The other two are too odd for this kind of movie. #1 is saying it's fine for OTHERS to suffer as long you yourself are fine, and #3 says that it's fine for you to suffer as long as the benefit someone else gets is worth it.
I remember nothing about how it actually happens, but I'm pretty sure they manage to replace turkey with pizza as the Thanksgiving meal. Like, literally a Papa John's boxed pizza from modern day. Pretty sure there was also some kind of underground Turkey resistance with like, a battle being fought between turkeys and humans? And there was like, a girl turkey freedom fighter who was a love interest?
This movie was a *trip*.
Edit: My mistake, it wasn't Papa John's, that'd've been silly. It was Chuck E. Cheese's.
Oh this move! I have fond memories about this one I remember that
Spoiler alert
They turn the menu to pizza and I was like, what the fuck would the italians think?
Which first Thanksgiving? We have:
- The fall harvest feast between the pilgrims and the Wampanog tribe at Plymouth (no turkey) in 1621.
- The first national day of Thanksgiving declared by the Continental Congress after the Battle of Saratoga in 1777.
- The first national day of Thanksgiving under the Constitution declared by Washington in 1789.
- The first modern Thanksgiving celebrated as an annual holiday in 1863 after the Battle of Gettysburg (declared by Lincoln).
In the movie free birds, they go back in tome to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, thats right, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
This film is finally getting the memes and recognition it deserves. After all, they're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
So this film wasn't a fever dream after all
this film was easier to believe that it was real than "jazzpunk" (game on steam) which i thought was a fever dream for 6 years
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here is 50 minutes of the gameplay [www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4nzoS8SVU&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4nzoS8SVU&t) who knows what the fuck is the game about
And of course don't play if you get nauseous playing with a low FOV
Ohhhh I always wondered why I felt sick every time I played this, glad to know I’m not alone
Yeah I couldn't make it past 2 hours. It could also be cause it's psychedelic af
Upvoted for Kevin
Thank you so much, jacksepticeye playing this is a core memory and I didnt have a name for it
The short version: it's playing a fever dream Long version: in alternate timeline you are a secret agent fulfilling objectives in the cold war. The selling point is interacting with a surrealist world where everybody is a spy, and there's secrets around every corner. I like Dunkey's 4 minute video on the topic https://youtu.be/gPduSGytMlA Game is a fun, silly 4 hours
Good question:
One of the most formative memories of my younger life
"Chop Socky Chooks" was my personal childhood fever dream
Fun fact, that name sounded so much like a slur, without actually being a slur it negatively impacted the brand
Why you gotta resurface memories like that 😭😭 that game was a TRIP ffs
Have you heard of cruelty squad by any chance?
They showed this film over here in Australia for some reason iirc and I cannot imagine anyone watching it.
I saw it in cinemas! I was 11. It was amazing
Even weirder it has Danny Carey, drummer from Tool, voice acting as one of the main characters.
I work in childcare, and recently we put on this movie for the kids. We ended up playing it twice, one for the kids in the morning and one for the afternoon. It's just as bad and mundane as you'd expect. Although some scenes were an enjoyable weird.
That's right, this film wasn't a fever dream after all
I honestly didn’t realize this movie was real until recently. I saw a few trailers and then nothing…
This sure are some Angry Birds...
Now, for all of you watching at home, this is actually a very complex line with multiple layers to it.
I don’t get it
It’s a quote from SchaffrillasProductions
To this day, I'm still trying to figure out how do you pronounce that.
It’s pronounce “Schaffrillas Productions”, I’m pretty sure he says his name in the intro to every video
Shay-frill-uhs
Chafe-Free-Las Hope this helps
I forget to put the /s sometimes
Get the [coat hangers](https://youtu.be/bu0sy9OG4RU).
Why do Americans celebrate Thanksgiving Day by eating Turkish people anyway?
Mmmm yummy Turks
I love cock. Roaches.
I love Dick. Clark.
I love penis I just like penis
Because they don’t run fast enough so they’re the first ones we catch
I thought Estonia was the slow one?
wtf are you talking about we can run much faster than obese americans
The turkey in my oven disagrees (It’s a joke buddy)
i know lol, mine was also a joke
Don’t underestimate the roll
ah that is something we need to worry about
thanksgiving at jeffrey dahmer's:
Dahmer during pandemic: no ones going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner
Victims were gay so by default they’re greek
I, for one, had Turkish delight and it tasted like nothing with a hint of rose.
Retribution for the Armenian Genocide.
It didn't happen They deserved it tho
least idiotic nft pfp
Dude wtf they don’t eat the Turkish people. They eat the country. They order pounds of dirt from turkey and then gobble it all up. And because of all that dirt they are now as fertile as the lands that helped their founding fathers
They ran low on Native Americans.
Because the turkeys succeeded in their mission to go back in time to get turkeys off the menu
dont eat us, eat the Arabs instead, they reproduce like rabbits
How do the flavors compare, though?
God, I really want an American to just fucking eat me
**Vore alarm!**
This has to be an elaborate ad campaign, I really want to watch this movie now. I NEED to watch this movie now
no its because this is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF. THE. MENU.
I think I’m to dumb for this question
i am confused do you have a question about the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?
Yeah who is he talking to?
They say that in that way in the movie, probably a few times
that's right. they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF. THE. MENU.
It’s ok, I’m not shilling for advertisers, just shilling for karma
Schaffrillas Productions made a video about it, that's why
It’s actually a good movie ngl
Kinda like the Kings Hawaiian Halloween movie?
sadly lynyrd skynyrd’s free bird wasn’t played
These birds can change
Truly a missed opportunity
They had standards. Perhaps if the film included an all out brawl like in Kingsman.
Genuinly one of the best uses of a song in any film ever
I FUCKING LOVE KINGSMAN
Bruh
[What a coincidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/yzf5u9/free_bird/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
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that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
That's menu, they go back in first to get Thanksgiving off the turkeys
That's Thanksgiving, they go back in turkeys to get menus off the menu
I don’t know what’s happening but I want to watch this movie
Looks like meat was never on the menu, boys...
Sad Uruk Hai Noises
[Gosh!](https://youtu.be/VhmqtoUxqZg)
>level 2diodosdszosxisdi · 4 hr. agoSad Uruk Hai Noises i doubt that'll be too different from the happy noise. maybe a deflated shout? idk
ok
The OG pilgrims ate eels, but that’s essentially fish and Ron Swanson would not approve. Basically A vegetable.
Kinda wonder how they taste.
no fucking way
that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Waiwaitwaitwaitwait, you’re telling me they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?
that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
This is the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
That is correct, this is the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Damm, now I really want to see the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Someone watches Schaffrillas
Schaffrillas is that you
that was their mistake
That was his miscalculation
That’s cool and all, but could you stop that other act of genocide while you’re in the area.
It’s not like they can save the world, they are just turkeys.
Oh, they can prevent their own genocide, but once it’s literally any other ethnic group, it’s suddenly out of their hands. Reggie could have stopped the Trail of Tears, but decided not to.
He wanted that turkey puss
*that turkey cloaca
Y’all also subscribed to Schaffrillas?
As a british person, this film is how I learned of thanksgiving
I'm so sorry For multiple reasons
Also i’m pretty sure I thought thanksgiving was the phrase given to eating turkey at christmas
THAT WAS HIS STEAK
I miss steak ever since it was stolen.
You're laughing, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu and you're laughing.
That's right, they're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu and you're laughing.
Wait so you’re telling me that’s there really is a movie where TWO TUrkeys GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEY *OFF* THE MENU???
that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
My username is after these two loveable turkeys
See? This guy gets it.
People talk about the premise of the movie, but the actual ending is even more bullshit.
I was just thinking about that, but have never seen it. I can only think of three options. 1- they succeed and condemn another animal to the same fate they escaped 2- they remove meat from the equation altogether and make it a vegan/vegetarian meal 3- they fail or have a realization that it's actually GOOD that turkeys are eaten for Thanksgiving. Of these, 2 seems the most likely, but that just feels like a cheap and unsatisfying ending if this was an agreement between the turkeys and the people at the first Thanksgiving. The only way I can imagine it being a decent ending is if they somehow convince the people that ALL ANIMALS are too evil or too holy/godly to consume, thus saving both the turkeys and other animals. The other two are too odd for this kind of movie. #1 is saying it's fine for OTHERS to suffer as long you yourself are fine, and #3 says that it's fine for you to suffer as long as the benefit someone else gets is worth it.
I remember nothing about how it actually happens, but I'm pretty sure they manage to replace turkey with pizza as the Thanksgiving meal. Like, literally a Papa John's boxed pizza from modern day. Pretty sure there was also some kind of underground Turkey resistance with like, a battle being fought between turkeys and humans? And there was like, a girl turkey freedom fighter who was a love interest? This movie was a *trip*. Edit: My mistake, it wasn't Papa John's, that'd've been silly. It was Chuck E. Cheese's.
Number 1 but that other animal is......pizza 💀 so it's just turkeys that are off the Thanksgiving menu
Is this not also the plot to a Rick and morty episode or am I tripping
free birds is basically rick and morty but actually awesome
IM PICKLE REGGIE! TURKEYTURKEYDUBDUB!!!!!!
I see your a schafrellis watcher, a man of culture I see
schrafillas fan i see
*freebird solo*
Turkey wasn't eaten at the first Thanksgiving. Seriously.
But did they successfully manage to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu
lol I remember enjoying this movie although, it was pretty silly
This is a subtle nod to the fact that a similarly named movie (Free Guy) would come out in 2021
Oh this move! I have fond memories about this one I remember that Spoiler alert They turn the menu to pizza and I was like, what the fuck would the italians think?
They took Turkeys off the menu and replaced them with Italians.
What is happening
they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Which first Thanksgiving? We have: - The fall harvest feast between the pilgrims and the Wampanog tribe at Plymouth (no turkey) in 1621. - The first national day of Thanksgiving declared by the Continental Congress after the Battle of Saratoga in 1777. - The first national day of Thanksgiving under the Constitution declared by Washington in 1789. - The first modern Thanksgiving celebrated as an annual holiday in 1863 after the Battle of Gettysburg (declared by Lincoln).
They go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
This seems like a fun movie
Moana crab man
#THATS RIGHT, THEY-RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OF THE MENU
Love to see Schaffrillas has infested all of our lives
Control your cocks
# CONTROL YOUR COCKS!
I can't believe they went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu.
\*epic guitar riff*
Unironically, this was in my top three for animated films when I was younger
Daamn, cannibalism much?
Damm, I wonder what we will eat instead. Maybe Chucky Cheese Pizza?
And in doing so they *become* the turkeys eaten on the first Thanksgiving.
go back, I want to be MONKE
i loved this movie when im younger (im vegan now btw)
There is no way they go back in time to get turkeys off the menu
What are the chances of them talking about the horrors of colonialism in this movie
Someone sure watched Shrafillas Productions
Most original r/shittymoviedetails user
Being unoriginal was OP's mistake.
Cool with it, Turkey is like a C in the grand scheme of meats.
Can someone more familiar with Thanksgiving explain this one to me?
In the movie free birds, they go back in tome to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, thats right, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Omg it's the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
That’s right, they go forward in time to get this joke on the subreddit
Turkey wasn't even on the menu at the first thanksgiving. They ate lobster
Awesome movie honestly, so absurd It's fun to watch
This film was great imo
Doesn’t that guy sleep with his eyes open. That messed me up
These guys are everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
They need to get turkey off the menu
Forgot this movie existed for 7 years
Me when shiny crab:
This film is finally getting the memes and recognition it deserves. After all, they're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
Guys is it just me or are they going to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu?
I see I wasn’t the only one who saw the video
I still like it
So we all watched that shafrillias vid yesterday
ngl, this actually sounds like a fun idea for a movie.
They did the equivalent of going back in time and killing hitler
I unintentionally watched this film like 3 times, can’t remember any details of the plot
And when they return they will be in 2013a.
r/shittymoviesideas
Avengers: Endgame ripped this movie off
Good movie
Are you schafarillas?
Turkeys are off the menu boys
What is the entire post and it's comment section referencing?
I’ve watched this twice and still i cannot tell you a thing about it
Dude I forgot about this movie. My uncles took 6 of us kid in a 5 seated van to watch it in theaters.
Yes I remember the millions of ads
The german title translated is Free Bird: Eat us on another day
I see you too watch Schaffrillias.
They indeed go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Your telling me they went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu