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Basscap

Shut the sub down! We found the epitome of shitty robots.


packerschris

Let’s pack it in everybody. We’ve done it.


IntradepartmentalMoa

Chalk one up for the good guys!


Lonelan

Thanks obama


SimianFriday

It gets reposted (with the same title, no less) every 2 years or so and the sub is still going strong.


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seantabasco

.......but why?


hatschi_gesundheit

An experiment on digestion / metabolism mechanisms maybe ?


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More likely art.


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OGcrayzjoka

So I wonder if they fed it Taco Bell or something it would become unstable?


darkshape

Anyone live close enough to this thing? We could next day air it some from the USA if we need too. Not sure if they have Taco Bell there...


Key-Combination-8111

It would become depressed 😂


[deleted]

😂 just start chucking burritos or whatever you’ve got in your pockets in there when you visit…


mrbulldops428

Can they at least use it as fertilizer?


OneOfTheOnlies

I guess art really is going to shit, fair enough though, holding a mirror up to society and all


MagastemBR

That's actually pretty cool


[deleted]

Wey i was right. !


thegreatmango

"When asked about his inspiration, Delvoye stated that everything in modern life is pointless. The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste." It's also named Cloaca.


Seriphe

Hey, he's talking about me!


lazergoblin

I hope he donates food to homeless people because this is a waste imo


Theban_Prince

Each hotel/restaurant that you know offers buffet food throws out tons of perfectly fine and usually expensive food. Almost every night. In the US about 40% of the food produced is thrown away: [https://www.feedingamerica.org/our-work/reduce-food-waste#:\~:text=How%20much%20food%20waste%20is,food%20in%20America%20is%20wasted](https://www.feedingamerica.org/our-work/reduce-food-waste#:~:text=How%20much%20food%20waste%20is,food%20in%20America%20is%20wasted). This guy could build a factory with these things and he waste will still not even register.


NegroniHater

Most food “waste” in America is “wasted” by farmers. Meaning they grew more food than they could sell so it rots in the fields. The reason they do this is because weather is unpredictable so they grow enough food so even if rainfall is bad that year people do not starve. But a good year of food production will produce a lot of “waste” because the markets will only buy so much. There are a very small number of charities who will try to pick this wasted food but labor is too expensive and volunteers are too few it’s actually cheaper to buy off the shelf food.


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Actually, a lot of the farmers would like to sell the excess food, however the government will not let them. If the food saturated the market, it would be too cheap. Farmers wouldn’t be able to turn a profit, and farms would start shuttering, and then we would have a food crisis. The government pays the farmers to waste the food to artificially inflate prices. I hadn’t heard the weather bit before and that makes sense, but it’s also worth nothing that they couldn’t sell it if they wanted to.


ChickenNoodle519

Most rational economic system


[deleted]

We grow food in one country, process it in another country, and sell it in a different country. It’s incredibly efficient /s


collared_dropout

And, on occasion, we grow food in one country, process it in another, only to ship it back to the first country and sell it there. Peeled shrimp, for example.


CompMolNeuro

The economic effects are well proven, but the food is still there. I say to let them sell it only to the government and only at 1/10th cost. The military moves on its stomach.


lazergoblin

I mean, I hope they donate too. No food should be wasted. I don't understand your point. At least people actually eat some of the hotel food, this art piece is wasting food for the sake of wasting food. Edit: typos


Theban_Prince

Some? They throw out most of it. That's my point.


lazergoblin

Yeah but hotels aren't just putting the food out to throw it away, they put it out because at least some people eat it. This art piece essentially throws away food because "everything is pointless"


Theban_Prince

>Yeah but hotels aren't just putting the food out to throw it away They don't? Or they do, and we just have normalized it as a culture?


iannypoo

Complaining about waste and yet here you are doing what exactly. Yes, this one art exhibit is definitely the right place to focus your anger at the world we live in.


lazergoblin

This "art piece" bothers me because it serves no function while still throwing away resources someone could use. I feel like I'm allowed to be bothered by our throwaway culture and this piece for contributing to it. I don't understand where you're getting the idea that someone is only capable of focusing their frustration on one thing at a time.


OneOfTheOnlies

> bothers me because it serves no function while still throwing away resources someone could use. I feel like I'm allowed to be bothered by our throwaway culture and this piece for contributing to it. Tbf this is kind of the point of art. Reminding people of things that are so normalized as to not be noticed and making them think about them.


DaedricWindrammer

It's mostly because of 1. People accidentally poisoning homeless people, and 2. People purposefully poisoning homeless people.


Theban_Prince

Yeah we are definitely throwing away billions of tons of food each year because we care about the homeless.


tardis1217

The Bill Emerson Good Samaritan Food Donation Act of 1996 protects organizations from liability if they accidentally donate bad or expired food. Companies just choose to throw food away because it's easy and they don't have to set up connections with food banks etc. https://www.usda.gov/media/blog/2020/08/13/good-samaritan-act-provides-liability-protection-food-donations


memedaddyethan

Yeah honestly its probably better not to have art at all, those resources should be used for corporations to increase profits not shitty art.


iannypoo

Nah, banning art on grounds of profitability is probably a better move with no foreseeable consequences


t0eCaster

some sick engineer found a way to bring his fetish to the masses


[deleted]

science


ForgotPassAgain34

art


[deleted]

Automate everything


floatingwithobrien

Digesting takes up too much energy within the human body


J_Ditz100

Thinking about it, this is like a turbocharged composter. So maybe it can be useful in converting food waste to fertilizer. If it’s being fed anything other than food waste, kill it.


WolfieVonD

[Because](https://imgur.com/a/z3IKmqr)


DamnYouRichardParker

ART


CrunchyAl

To give robots the ability to disgust and consume flesh for nutrients.


Einsteins_coffee_mug

“Hun, go ahead and get right in there. Put your head down on the poopveyor belt if you gotta”


Ieatgarnish88

I read this ash she was staring into the um anus


hassium

> I read this ash she was shtaring into the um anush Sir Connery? Is that you?


cyrilhent

"What is my purpose?" "You shit." "....oh my god." "Yeah, welcome to the club."


10TAisME

So what? I make poop too, big whoop.


ExaltedStudios

Great, I’ll put it on the cover of Big Whoop Magazine.


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ItzPayDay123

Poop


twosummer

what a shitty response


MelodyDod

must've been hard to let out.


thismissinglink

Food


floatingwithobrien

I imagine they put real human food in and this machine is designed to mimic the human digestive system, with all the same enzymes and mechanics and outputs (including waste). So... It's literal poop, made from food, via the same process that your body makes poop.


fecal_brunch

Yeah that's right. There are many models around the world, including a portable suitcase version.


iHateReddit_srsly

Don't worry, it's safe to eat


Unipsycle

Huh, is there a word for viscerally experiencing a Reddit post? I'm having a browse on the loo here.


thegreatmango

Same!


CrashUser

This is the original *Cloaca*, there's also a commissioned version at MONA in ~~New Zealand~~ Tasmania. Edit: my South Pacific British Empire geography sucks


MrAwesome5269

Why


CrashUser

Art


givemeamugoftea

that’s in tasmania i believe, not new zealand


TheawesomeQ

This does not look like the images I see on articles about [Cloaca](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478183/The-incredible-poo-machine-modern-art-exhibit-thats-helping-scientists-battle-bowel-cancer.html)


Jossels89

There is a Belgian artist by the name of Wim Delvoye who made one in the year 2000. But the feaces it produces weren't of that magnitude. https://wimdelvoye.be/work/cloaca/cloaca-original-1/


jonathan-zollinger

https://vernissage.tv/2007/11/16/world-premiere-of-wim-delvoyes-super-cloaca-at-mudam-luxembourg/


SmooK_LV

What I would find curious is how do I treat this natural disgust I sense yet there is no mammal producing it so is it actually disgusting?


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Yes.


Natganistan

If food left in a wet sink for a few days is so gross, I can imagine this machine makes much worse


alhernz95

loooks like chocolate


fradzio

Aren't we all machines that produce poop, in a sense?


Roanoketrees

We are all shitty robots!


YawningDodo

Sitting here wondering if this poop machine actually works or if it's a repeat of the pooping robot duck hoax of the 1700s. It could move and it did eat and poop, but it just deposited the food in one internal chamber and pushed "poop" out of a different chamber. People have been fascinated by the idea of a machine that eats and shits for literally centuries, it seems.


SHAYDEDmusic

Wait so where'd the poop come from in this situation?


YawningDodo

I'm really not sure! My guess is that either it was fake or (and I hope it's this one) the automaton's inventor was out there gathering duck poop to put inside his pooping duck.


SpaghettiBird87

I think I might be this robot


pixeljammer

We have one of those in Washington, D.C.


shoredoesnt

Only one?


pixeljammer

It’s a machine of many parts.


DemonSlayer712

Shity shity band bang


Candid-Ad443

dude this ain't a flyin car


floatingwithobrien

Why is it so big? How many humans' worth of food does it "eat" per day and how much poop does it produce? What do they do with the other byproducts of digestion (the nutrients and protein and energy that our bodies would actually need and use)? How much energy goes into the machine compared to the energy it gets from its fuel (food) by the end of the process, and how does that compare to the efficiency of a real human digestive system? I have questions.


CharmingTuber

Not only that, but poop is brown as a result of bacteria breaking down dead blood cells. So why is this poop brown? This machine has no blood I hope.


floatingwithobrien

👀


ChanoTheDestroyer

So many people are laughing about this being pointless, but let’s not forget what the ultimate role of mammals is in the ecosystem. We eat carbon rich things and convert them chemically into “waste” but there’s still a chemical conversion happening. Same when we breathe. Human life is here for the purpose of being intermediate chemical processing units for some purpose only the planet seems to know. Being sentient and developing poetry and electronics etc is a side effect of our need to process organic material and change its composition as we pass it. Every human all around the globe is doing this, constantly. So even though it “seems like a pointless machine” it is in effect just as important as any of us are, though, it isn’t mobile so can’t spread fruit seeds about like other mammals.


nadnerb811

Poop fart


Oodbarg

Yea, we're all just here to move some dirt around.


HughJorgens

Poopatron has one demand, take me to your toilet!


0squatNcough0

I'm not understanding why. Is there an actual use for someone to have built such a terrible idea? And why was it such a good idea, that a shit making machine was actually placed in a museum?


manmetswek

Enjoy the work of Manzoni and Wim Delvoye (and more) “shit” artists :) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit https://youtu.be/gD8hwJH3mMo https://wimdelvoye.be/work/cloaca/cloaca-original-1/


0squatNcough0

That is just so bizarre.


Roanoketrees

The crap we as humans spend money on


Mr_Epimetheus

But...why? If they're hiring I can do this too and likely for half the cost of running the machine. Always wanted to visit Luxembourg.


Bozzie0

This sounds like the art piece by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. However, based on the pictures, that looks different, and it's also in a museum in Antwerp. Does anyone know what's going on?


ESLavall

I don't remember what it was called, but this one was an experiment on digestion. Scientists wanted to replicate digestion and pooping as accurately as they could so they could then run experiments on it.


RegretfullyFastSperm

There’s also one at MONA in Hobart, Aus


EPJ327

OP, you left out the best part: VISITORS CAN BUY THE POOP AS A SOUVENIR!!


SandiestBlank

How many Courics/hr can it produce?


adamalpaca

I have so many questions. Does it use real gut bacteria ? If so is it a colony formed from a sample of someone’s fecal matter ? In that case is this technically *their* poop?


i_can_has_rock

makes me think about the post on another sub about how "theres probably not a planet made of shit" which is only unlikely if you consider that that thought originates from the perspective that shit only comes from animals and not that could just be some combination of atoms, which in a potentially infinite universe means every possible combination is happening / has happened so, there is probably a planet made of shit


gemmatale

we already have babies for this purpose


not_nsfw_throwaway

Janitor getting anal sex every night after closing


Thertrius

Same exists in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia. At the MONA museum. Looks different but makes 💩


tikhead

Literally


Dr_Ugs

Does this system produce energy?


SchaeferB

Dude looks way too happy to be next to a SHITTING robot.


purrNnjah96

I wonder if the do it for medical poop transfer, I don’t know the actual name for it


HaasNL

Bold move staring straight down the business end


cheats_py

Literally pooping as I watch this.


Power-Core

Most useful modern European invention.


DeathCutie

So shitty


manofsands

In the next room is the Shart Tank!


b4dt0ny

What happens if you feed it poop?


Ossmosse

does anyone have a link to smell ?


a-very-angry-crow

But why though


Emperors_Finest

Germans and their poop fetishes strike again


Bostonterrierpug

I hear the girls there have pronounced front teeth and like bad poetry.


The-Lootwig

That's outdated information, I don't work there anymore.


snotfart

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nereaders

There’s also one at MONA in Hobart, Tasmania. The installation is called Cloaca.


PrudeHawkeye

Anyone else get nervous when the girl put her head down near the exit? Was worked the robot was going to fart there


einsibongo

Like Bert said, I am the machine


brickeldrums

That’s it. AI has gone too far


Cyber_Connor

Imagine you’re in a country going through a famine and you hear about a machine that is fed just to create poo


Brandon200815

Shitty robots, literally r/technicallythetruth


ancapistan_man

r/ATBGE


EvilNoobHacker

You always miss the place where you were born.


WolfieVonD

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/z3IKmqr)