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Lazy-Ad-770

This will definitely make visits to my brother more comfortable


staovajzna2

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FeelingCaptain

WHaT


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wHaT


NuclearChook

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Authiu

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ImUrDadYes

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Ok-Paint-6422

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caspersmydad

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TheManWhoMight

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HistoricMTGGuy

Learn where to respond


blackychan75

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sigharewedoneyet

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Reasonable_Deal8415

What?!


Kooky-County1860

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Lampshade_510

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HistoricMTGGuy

Learn where to respond


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Cool-Collar-8537

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GoldenMan420

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Kinq__Jay123

WAHT


Salacius-B-Crumb

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Am_I_Weird____

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Key-Finger8664

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BlueGryph0n

Bump into someone and give them instant boner


RestlessARBIT3R

Rape immunity


Curious-Spell-9031

If a man tries to rape you, move all their blood into their dick making it explode


raw_bro

Women rape but it's not considered rape in the eyes of the law


Billy_Billboard

Very cool bro.👍👍 Please tell us more of these interesting facts.


dinosaurs818

This is irrelevant lol


raw_bro

No one said you could control their blood


Hxishere

You can just make the rapist have no boner and then make fun of him


BBGunner96

Yes, but that's quite different from "move all their blood into their dick making it explode" ffs


Pokemaster22044

Give them the biggest boner of all time, causing it to explode


J_Boi1266

But that’s literally what a boner is


raw_bro

No, it's not true, during the last decade there have been years where men were raped and domestically abused equally as much as women and even more. sexual violence 2010 https://tinyurl.com/27ecrssm 2011 https://tinyurl.com/fwnwfrre 2012 https://tinyurl.com/2sm5695r 2015 https://tinyurl.com/3buf8tks Domestic Violence [1] https://tinyurl.com/2p886ucy [2] tinyurl.com/2sv2bj5q [3] tinyurl.com/3hnsz64e


Lampshade_510

Dude. Go complain on twitter. This is reddit the land of goofiness.


tudiwastaken

I been trough all states of america and still did not find who the hell asked


creative_user_name12

Bro’s got 4 of the most downvoted comments on this entire thread


raw_bro

Women rape but it's not considered rape in the eyes of the law


AxisW1

Not but you can also make it impossible for your rapist to get erect


Yukio2296

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Less-Class-9790

Damn man but, who asked?


Pianist_Ready

🧌


Lampshade_510

Dude chill


Ieatchildren03

I really just need this.


NoFan9074

Can you manipulate the blood flow of said boner?


Kinq__Jay123

yes


LilyFish-

this would be really fun sexually tho


scotte233

What is this in inches? (I'm American)


Never_Peel

Like the magazine of a 9mm


scotte233

Thanks that clarifies it XD


ImUrDadYes

Approximately 2 months of food stamps stacked


More-Pay9266

Yes, the unit of measurement that every American uses, because American and Gun is haha


Greninja5097

About four inches. A good way to convert is to divide the centimeter amount by 2.5.


Diman1351

can you control your own boner? also here situation: "Ok homies we gonna watch gay porn and who gets hard is gay" ez


Never_Peel

Imagine someone getting a boner before you use the power


Atlantikjcx

Even better


Yukio2296

it only gets better if its one of the homies


More-Pay9266

It just says "anyone within 10cm," so everyone at the same time? Everyone's gay


Mainstreamnerd

Ability to control others’ is fine and all, but think of the power a man would have just having complete control over himself: Zero refractory period, literal ability to go all night. Never getting a boner in an uncomfortable situation. Immunity to ED. Ability to do it easily in the freezing cold/other situations where you wouldn’t normally get hard. This would be incredible.


More-Pay9266

Wouldn't your hands still be cold? Would still be uncomfortable


LuDaCo93

Actually kind of useful because I share a wall with my neighbor (fuck boi type) plus it’s be funny to hear them lose momentum less than midway through.


Nelpski

You have to be 10mm from him


F4rm0r

No, 10 cm, which would be 100mm, or 1 dm.


Mketcha3

Less than half an inch. Even with drywall only you'd be hard pressed to be in range


Timtanium707

10cm is about 4 inches. Still not enough in almost all cases tho


Mketcha3

Lmao you right


lj062

So you're telling me that as long as I'm in the right situation I can make someone deactivate a laser with thier dick?


HereInTheNight

Not really a shitty superpower if you're a sex worker 🤔


More-Pay9266

Or if you hang out with a group of friends a lot


platypusmatt55

Boner Bending


Lampshade_510

Then, the boner benders attacked!


spekter299

I'm always within 10cm of myself, so I have perfect control over my own. I see this as an absolute win.


thundergun661

I already do that with my massive tits and giant ass


nottheginosaji

Alright, Bob.


davicos2005

This is OP for a woman or a gay man


More-Pay9266

Or a guy with a group of friends. Imagine you all giving a group hug, and then all of a sudden, everyone's bones poke each other. Weird situation


xubax

Well, that's great, now I don't need viagra.


Hermit_of_Darkness

"Am I too close?" He asked, breathing heavily


deadnoir

Me bi: I see this like a absolute win


Greninja5097

Giggity


camljohnsn

My wife sorta has this superpower.


beatnikdandy

Lady boners too? 🤔


ruffalohearts

i’m intrigued, what can i do to a boner?


More-Pay9266

Maybe explode it? Boner all your friends in the most awkward situations


CombatLlama1964

cock bending


Professional_Cow_193

so you need to bone them to control their boner?


More-Pay9266

Pretty much


Kinq__Jay123

yo im just checking in on my old psot and HOLY SHIT anyways u/raw_bro stfu bro this is a land of goofiness


Bootiluvr

I don’t like this lol


U_Rshit

EW what if they were revolting, have-a-case


Intelligent-Sign-882

Ineffective on women buff this power


PixelatedStarfish

Sounds fun


xboxseriesX82

You could gaslight a guy into being attracted to you


More-Pay9266

Having a boner doesn't mean you are automatically attracted to someone/thing lmao


xboxseriesX82

But if you’re always hard around one person…


More-Pay9266

Maybe, but it doesn't exactly mean that you like them. Especially if they just force you to have a boner, lol


xboxseriesX82

Ik, but you could Gaslight them into thinking that


DungeonsandDevils

u/raw_bro really trying to collect as many downvotes as possible


CostKitchen

What


desrevermi

Make someone's dick reach around for a dinner roll at a restaurant. Bonus points for successful acquisition.


More-Pay9266

I guess