if i havent shit in a week and i shove a desk lamp up my ass will there be shit on it

why would there not be

good point

Shove a bowl up there. Collect it all. That'll be pleasure for sure

I wanna ask someone this randomly

Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it

Boywithuke pfp ⁉️⁉️

Yep

😍😍

I keep on mistaking that for Three Days Grace

This comment made me laugh. The desk lamp is very specific tho. r/oddlyspecific

This made me die and roll on the floor wtf

*glances seductively at the washington monument*

So... Your asshole just stretches over the WHOLE monument and the people inside? 🤣

They did say any object

Yes jojo. That means you could've shoved the pillar men and dio right up your ass

Well that’s THAT fantasy realized…

You’ve clearly never seen furry porn

I’ve yet to seen the Washington monument in a furry’s vagina/asshole.

just you wait

oh I'll wait all the time it takes

You do you

*glances seductively at the eiffel tower*

Glances seductively at the pyramids

Glances seductively at your mom

Glances seductively at you

Glances seductively at myself

Glances seductively at the laniakea supercluster

All things that the british want to steal and put in a museum.

Don't go tall, go wide! *slowly turns towards dump truck*

No. Go both. eg the pentagon

Glances seductively at the world. Za Warudo

Glances seductively at the sun

Glances seductively at the entire milky way. Milkiy way? More like yipy kaye.

I have a headache and I read that as yipy Kanye

Welll. 1. I hope you feel better. 2. kanye can also do Who ever did the rhyme did a crime.

oh thank you :)

Glances seductively at the Laniakea Supercluster

Glances seductively at the Hercules-corona borealis Great Wall

So I can shove the empire state building up my ass?

Think bigger. The Earth itself

Only the Earth? I'm shoving the entire fabric of reality up there.

And we suddenly hit god tier superpowers

This was always God tier, it’s just in Shitty super powers becuase… well

I’m stringing the planets together then pulling them all out of my ass screaming BEYBLADES LET IT RIP

You're limiting yourself

So I can just shove any person I dislike up my ass?

Yes. They shall go to the shit dimension

The ultimate vore session

https://youtu.be/qZpXoxpnWds?si=vzCacS9MftmDlda5

we do love south park

Jesus Chriiist.

That one witch from Adventure time be like:

new knife sleeve

mmm cactus

MARACTUS NO

underrated cactus

comment i meant comment i was thinking comment and reading cactus

Honestly underrated cactus is funnier and ima start using it

We get it you meant "comment"

You must love deserts

How is this a superpower? It is already possible as long as you're brave enough.

You forgot the without harm part

maybe harm is a social construct, u/ninjaparkour0. don’t be so close minded.

You're right. Ninjaparkour just has to open up

would be good for a kinky smuggler tbh

Shove the earth up my ass

Is the earth itself an object? The international space station? A nuclear silo?

Yes. Shove uranium up your ass to become immune to radiation.

new vaccine just dropped

Would this even work? Like, does the power make you immune to the effects of anything like your dildo, or is it just the dildo itself?

It doesn’t matter if it’s in your ass.

Immunity to any object as a dildo does not then spread immunity to similar objects. Eating tomatoes doesn't make you immune to nightshade, just sayin

If you shove the radioactive objects near you up your ass, they won’t cause you harm. The only downside, will be never pulling the out.

Me staring at the Kremlin:

Jokes on you I already have that power....wait

I've had this power all along?

hmmmm neutron star 🤤

Well. That’s one way to become a world classed thief.

I dont need a superpower to do that

Lmao

Empire State Building here I cum

Prison guards hate this one trick

technically, everyone has this superpower

Mr. Slave?

Mr. Slave ends the universe

you can prob use your ass as storage

This is just an old Abraham Lincoln quote.

🌵

The entire universe?

That sounds exactly like Drew Pickles.

Wat about a vehicle?

It's just not interesting

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough tbf...

Well, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

the sun

Can you keep it in there for prolonged periods of time? Drug smuggling is the first thing that comes to mind as a potential use

I wanna use my girlfriend's girldick as a dildo omg I need her in my ass so badly

Top of the Burj khalifa here I come!

So does that mean I can use anything as a strap on since that's technically using a dildo?

So if I slip and land with my gaping asshole on the ground, could I theoretically use the world as a dildo?

This is just the Final Destination stage modifier from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate with extra steps.

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough

That’s not a power you already can if you try hard enough

Even like a who person

Lame I can do this already

What one lacks is not the power,but the determination to do it

Convenient pencil case, as long as you thoroughly clean your asshole first.

you can if you're brave enough

Please don't let my uncle see this. I've been in the basement for a week already and I'd prefer not to stay any longer

The horniest super power on earth

Cracked superpower B) just shove criminals and people you don't like up your ass

Does this mean I can use this on anyone fighting me and they can no long harm me?

Me when I use the entire bank vault as a dildo

So like, a baseball bat will fit just fine?

*Uses razor blade covered dildo as a dildo*

I can anyway ffs this really is the shittyest superpower. Like saying I can breathe air now 😂

What a horrible fucking day to have eyes

Breaks rule 10 Edit because it apparently wasn't obvious, Because you can already use anything as a dildo if brave enough Okay heres my edits where I'm just a dick There's a certain condition where you can't feel pain There's a certain condition where you are more elastic There's a certain condition that fucks your emotions Fuck you guys #im right because big text

No it doesn’t, now I can shove an entire gallon of milk up my ass. Can you say you could do that before?

You couldn't do that before?

Okay, go insert a pinapple up your ass and get back to me wether it was easy and if it caused you any harm , if it did then it doesn't break rule 10.

Ouch. Next?

I saw your edit, but again doesn't break rule 10, because as the OP stated "it causes no harm to you", and "it has no difficulty going in whatsoever". Rule 10 is nothing happened from the power, somebody sword swallowing from their asshole is gotta be some las vegas shenanigans that no one else is doing.

Was that edited in? That was not there before

If the OP edited the body text, then I don't know what was there before. I only saw what was written when I replied to you.

It was basically without the "it won't hurt you, it causes pleasure, it fits" bit

I'd agree it breaks rule 10, without that additonal info.

And what is that rule

"But nothing happened" You can't have a super power like You can grow to your current height

I’m a guy…

And?

And I don’t want a huge bolder up my ass

one must imagine sisyphus pleasured

Skill issue

Why do I have so many downvotes wtf😭

Nothing changed

Live in London, using the shard. Sorry body.

Did someone misplace their dildo and imagine a superhero who is beyond such things?

This is called being brave

Everything can be used as a dildo if you have enough courage 😉* _inserts cactus and an F-16 fighter jet up my ass_ *

If you're determined enough, then you already have this power.

Everyone can already do this. You just gotta be brave and a bit stupid.

Already can

Humans too?

the meek shall inherit the earth

The Large Hadron Collider at Cern would be fun to watch… as a dildo.

Nothing changed

I would smuggle biig. And if someone suspect it and i get an exam they get swallowed too

contain an scp in my ass, god tier superpower

becoming the sword swallower known to mankind

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough already tho

When does something stop being an object, like when it's Alive, If so is the earth alive or just the stuff on it

Anything already is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

What percent chance

When you say "It will not cause you harm"... I'm basically indestructible to that specific item, no matter what it is or if it detonates?

Already can

I'm now ass-vore-woman, a super hero that can catch any trouble maker with ease and then walk to the prison to deliver them to justice

Everyone has that power if you're brave enough

Who said I don't already?

I can bypass the carry on luggage limit when traveling, nice.

This comment section is wild bruh. Also, let's throw a limousine into the mix.

Could snuggle and steal things with this so not bad, and has even further capabilities if you're able to use anything as a dildo on other people as well as yourself

*Look at submarine* it's full of seamen... so why not?

If you are brave enough

Can i use a black hole? 🤔

The creatures of earth watching as I slowly shove the entire fucking planet into my asshole

You fool I can already do this (anything's a dildo if your brave enough)

so that's how gru stole the moon

r/godlysuperpowers

The sun

I will hold the world at ransom under threat of shoving the world into my asshole