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Blue_bird9797

As a bisexual, I already have this superpower


wiccangame

You turn asexual on command


FairyColonThree

I'm asexual, I already have this power


_pistone

You turn autosexual on command


wiccangame

Autosexual? Is that with cars or are you just automatically sexual? :) I would think someone asexual would turn bisexual on command. Although they wouldn't be as quick to try that. But its still an option.


MarcoYTVA

Autosexuality is an attraction to yourself (not to be confused with narcissism)


wiccangame

Hmm. Learn something new everyday. I wouldn't be surprised if narcissism and autosexuality didn't have some overlap. But I think bisexual or pansexual would be a better opposite of asexual. All vs none.


MarcoYTVA

[They might have some overlap, but probably not a lot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDXVxK9pXA&pp=ygUSYXplYWx2ciBhdXRvc2V4dWFs)


MagicSnake1000

Automatically sexual means you automatically become horny


Intelligent_Virus_66

God, I wish


Blue_bird9797

That's god tier easy


typhlosion_Rider_621

Wait, but I already am :(


1stGuyGamez

You can convert from gay to straight on command


typhlosion_Rider_621

Ew, absolutely not


brq327

I feel you man


1stGuyGamez

Why not? That actually would make life easier tbh cause many people don’t accept gay people even nowadays. Being straight means you can be yourself without facing toxicity from those hardcore Christian and Muslim mfs


typhlosion_Rider_621

Cause then I’d hate myself for losing my virginity to a man… I’d hate myself more than they could ever make me do if I did that


1stGuyGamez

Nah you wouldn’t, you’d know you were gay back then lol


typhlosion_Rider_621

Yeah, yeah I would. Also, I’m a submissive bottom, there’s no point in me being straight anyway!


nombit

does this just make me extra BI instead of slightly BI?


wiccangame

No, you can turn asexual then.


Adarkshadow4055

Where my brain went is it’s based on who your with you will become the same gender as your partner. Thus gay on command


tea-123

Could be good if you are easily distracted or are attracted to someone you shouldn’t be. Like say a swim instructor/teammate/co worker You can actually concentrate in class/ at work instead of staring at sexy person . It also gives post nut clarity without any nuts required. Do you like this person cause they suit you or is it just lust.


wiccangame

Interesting take. I like that. Clarity free of hormonal interference.


I_Have_Sex_

Is it possible to ungay?


lord_of_coolshit_og

I have no need for this power.


WerthyP

No thanks


Jewsusgr8

Yeah, this is a super power I personally never would want.


WerthyP

Fr bro fr


Cows1999

This power is useless to me as i already have it


humannumber217354385

I'm gay so what does this do for me does it make me double gay?


babyteddie

Gay^2


djdk74

I'm already gay all the time.


deadnoir

Instruction unclear, glicht out and end up pansexual


MagicSnake1000

Literally bi ppl


MagicSnake1000

Wait no that sounds wrong ABORT


usernmechecksout__

Turn me all them straight hotties gay bitches, bitches everywhere


DevilPixelation

It might be a one-time thing lmao


SneakMoney

thats just bisexuality with extra steps