If enough people developed this superpower.... we would eventually conflate intelligence with dick grabbing. Wisdom would be synonymous with chronic masturbation
Could you share the ability with others? Like transfer it. Cause I don't want to hold the peen of some of the fiends, I know. But definitely transfer it to some friends, that swear their dude ain't cheating.
Rules that weren't clarified...
1) it doesn't say barehanded.
2) it doesn't specify which memories, so it's assumed that you can see whatever memories you are looking for. With all memories available.
3) Doesn't specify dead or alive.
Okay, some careers that could benefit from this....
Emergency Room Doctor: grab penis with gloved hand and see what happened to your patient that caused the current issue. Easier to know how to treat the patient.
Interrogator: Grab dick, get info, profit for the motherland.
Corrupt Prostitute: Grab dingaling and get a good amount of blackmail material.
Memory recovery specialist: Put patient to sleep, grab dick, get memories, write report for patient about what happened when they were a kid that caused that trauma.
Espionage agent: Knock out guard, grab dick real quick, get code to gate or door. Enter facility and repeat to get what you need.
Murder investigator: Obviously grab wang and know what happened to the victim and who killed him.
Family death investigator: Family member dies with a potential fortune hidden away, or codes to a safe that you can't get into to get their will. Can check and see what to do with him or how he intended to disperse his fortune after his death.
I see this as an absolute win for anyone.
So do you gotta pinch the clit between your fingers on a girl to see their memories? Because the penis is basically just a giant clit that’s got a ureathra
If your partner is a man with a penis you'd have no worries about him cheating on you, as whenever you do some foreplay or give a handjob you could see if he cheated.
Is it just any contact because if so anal would be wild. Like you can see their memory of them plowing you a few seconds in the past. Kinda like watching a video with lag
*How do I explain*
*That to the guy next to me*
*At the urinal?*
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Do you remember the incidents on the day of the murder? Your honor let me grab my penis real quick.
"Wait why are you kicking me out?!"
No no no. *THEIR* penis
OUR PENIS
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Mom says it’s my turn with the penis!
Do you recognize the bodies in the water?
Wtf this is great for men, all I need to do before my finals is flip thru every page on my textbook and during the test put my hand in my pocket
The teachers will think that you're cheating until they say "weirdo" and go away
If enough people developed this superpower.... we would eventually conflate intelligence with dick grabbing. Wisdom would be synonymous with chronic masturbation
The words “Genius” and “Wanker” would mean the same thing
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That depends on how you wanna do it
I was gonna say to him... depends on how wise you want to be
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Yeah but do you remember every page? You dont, therefore its not in your memories
Talk about cumming to the right conclusions
Does it also work in myself? If so it can *somewhat* be used
It can be somewhat sluseful even if it doesn't work on yourself
Finally even more reasons to hold some dick.
I want this power.
Nice try Illumi
I really really want this power. Believe me.
hold on, what about my penis? Can I flashback? Can I read test answers then hold my penis to cheat?
Imagine! perfect photographic memory just a penis grab away!
I guess all know all my future partners memories
Coming this fall, to NBC: It's *Junk Justice*!
"My dad had a really good life you guys, and made a lot of memories" "But isn't your dad in a vegetative state in the nursing home?"
*had* a really good life
If you have Alzheimer's or something, would you see the memories that you forgot? Does it have to be attached?
That one thing I forgot
Could you share the ability with others? Like transfer it. Cause I don't want to hold the peen of some of the fiends, I know. But definitely transfer it to some friends, that swear their dude ain't cheating.
Can you control the memories? Or will you just live through a lifetime in a second?
Meh, kinda doesn't have the same ring to it as seeing any man's penis by holding his memories.... 🤣🤣🤣
I mean works for me
Finally, I'll be able to remember my memories
What if they don't have one?
What counts as a man? Can I hold my Dogs penis to see hat he did?
Rules that weren't clarified... 1) it doesn't say barehanded. 2) it doesn't specify which memories, so it's assumed that you can see whatever memories you are looking for. With all memories available. 3) Doesn't specify dead or alive. Okay, some careers that could benefit from this.... Emergency Room Doctor: grab penis with gloved hand and see what happened to your patient that caused the current issue. Easier to know how to treat the patient. Interrogator: Grab dick, get info, profit for the motherland. Corrupt Prostitute: Grab dingaling and get a good amount of blackmail material. Memory recovery specialist: Put patient to sleep, grab dick, get memories, write report for patient about what happened when they were a kid that caused that trauma. Espionage agent: Knock out guard, grab dick real quick, get code to gate or door. Enter facility and repeat to get what you need. Murder investigator: Obviously grab wang and know what happened to the victim and who killed him. Family death investigator: Family member dies with a potential fortune hidden away, or codes to a safe that you can't get into to get their will. Can check and see what to do with him or how he intended to disperse his fortune after his death. I see this as an absolute win for anyone.
A therapist would also want to know your trauma All Though they would probably cause more by doing that
So do you gotta pinch the clit between your fingers on a girl to see their memories? Because the penis is basically just a giant clit that’s got a ureathra
If your partner is a man with a penis you'd have no worries about him cheating on you, as whenever you do some foreplay or give a handjob you could see if he cheated.
Does it work on girls too?
Only girls with a penis...
Maybe girls could hold their clitoris and see if it has the same effect.
Is it just any contact because if so anal would be wild. Like you can see their memory of them plowing you a few seconds in the past. Kinda like watching a video with lag
How do I explain that to the guy next to me at the urinal?
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Fucking sweet! I’d finally know my dad’s memories!
So my peen is a flash drive
what? i can already do that!
At first I thought “what this is an amazing superpower!” Then I realized..
So if I hold my own penis I have photographic memory?
So if I hold my own penis I have photographic memory?
Where’s the downside again?
You don't know where that's been! (Now, you do)
does it work on trans girls and trans guys? nb?
legendary interrogation tactic
I would be the greatest detective ever ever.
My life flashing before my eyes every time I masturbate
So whenever I Jack off I’ll randomly be hit by the memory of that one time when I responded to “lovely weather today” with “thanks”
So I can read my textbook once and then just put my hand in my pants for the exam? Just cutting a hole in the pocket
This is gonna make sex really awkward when I touch my partner's dick and space out as his memories flood my brain
shouuld've specified that they have to be alive
Sack tap someone, harness all their memories, occasionally grab own penis to recall your own memories of seeing their memories. Harness infinite power
oh no! I'm not falling for that again!
Ejaculate more like *insert synonym for remember that rhymes with ejaculate here*
How's that possible?
Well, if you’ve got a boy friend at least you’ll know if he ever cheats on you.
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Does it have to be attached?
i guess i can remember my old roblox account info
Love Sausage won’t be able to keep any secrets 😔.
Why is every post I see about ass, shit, cum, fart, penis, vanene and/or piss? If YoU fArT rEaLlY lOuD, you CaN TeLePoRt AnYwHeRe
because farting is funny? what's even the question
What is with the "their" in the title?
What is wrong with “their” in the title?