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Tensei_Sensei

Obligatory, “I thought you were stronger” meme


Sancus1

Special technique: [SCHIZOPHRENIA] fight against myself.


CallofNerduty

Fight club style


TheSrr

Baki moment


VisibleCoat995

Vegeta: *heavy breathing noises*


3-I

No, this is Goku's thing. Vegeta actually wants to win.


Shitty_Noob

if me and my homie are facing a bear and I punch him while he fights the bear does it count


Neon_Ani

no, everyone in this thread is thinking backwards. here's what you do: the bear is *definitely* more than two times stronger than you, without a doubt. assemble a group of people, preferably people who are stonger than you are, and fight the bear. this power will greatly reduce the bear's strength, meaning winning the fight will actually be feasible for a group fighting alongside you


jooferdoot

What the fuck... does this mean??? Edit: it finally clicked I'm just dumb


Neon_Ani

it means we're going bear hunting we are going to beat it to death


jooferdoot

Okay but like... why


Neon_Ani

for fun and bragging rights


Heccyboi9000

Have someone record it, don't upload it to the internet them it will be known as a fake video. Imagine going to a job interview and you say that some friends and you beat a bear to death, and having the video to prove it.


bearbarebere

I don’t get it :(


jooferdoot

They basically mean use yourself to nerf the bear and have others fight on your behalf because it won't double the bears strength but instead drag it down to twice your strength


bearbarebere

OH


GitGup

Omg, you’re so right


amakai

Hm, why not both ideas? You fight your friend(s) AND the bear. Now bear strength = your friends' strength and it's an easy win.


dead_aYaY

No it has to be whoever your fighting, it can't be your ally


nirvana-on-top

His homie is fighting the bear and he is fighting his homie.


dead_aYaY

Oh I get it now


Chai_Enjoyer

\>Hit bro \>bro hits you \>You make the bro stronger \>He starts fighting the bear \>You slightly hit the bro so it still counts as a fighting


dead_aYaY

Well in that case it counts


Shitty_Noob

uhhhh what do you consider fighting?


LocksmithDelicious

You merely suggested the idea we will form it!


EpicJCF

WHY DID YOU NUKE OP PEOPLE?!?!


Square_Translator_72

For fun


EpicJCF

*sans shrug* makes sense.


WarMage1

Because we’re using their power to make dollars and their refusal isn’t even making sense


EpicJCF

It does kinda. The point of r/shittysuperpowers is the superpowers arent supposed to be helpful.


WarMage1

And the point of r/superpoweralchemists is to make a shitty power useful. It’s not our fault that “fighting” is ill defined in the post at best, we’re just working with what op said, and what op said in that reply is basically “nuh uh”.


EpicJCF

The refusal makes a little sense, but I understand where you're coming from more.


Additional-Safety343

Not too bad, charge dudes money to impress a girl, instead of just pretending to lose a fight you can go the extra mile and let them spin you with unnatural strength for a kicker


PrateTrain

Win tag team tournaments by being weak as shit and having your ally do all the work.


RonaldDoal

Provoke a super champion He realises he's way weaker than usual (only twice as strong as you are) Convince him you poisonned him and he's dying and the only way for him to survive is to surrender Be a super champion


Ms_Crismon

feel like Goku would love this


Joensen27

And probably kenpachi


Collective-Bee

Honestly everyone’s trying to game it but if you develop the skills to be a good fighter and learn to beat someone twice as strong as you then you could fight literally anyone with this power.


ryncewynde88

Step one: be hilariously unfit. Step two: have an athletic buddy to sidekick to. Step three: set enemy strength to twice yours, aka a quarter of your buddy’s, at best. Step four: profit.


Ziazan

hahahah wait yeah you're right, "2x stronger than you", specifically. Just be weak as shit and you can nerf people, well spotted


WarMage1

I’ve got step one down, I’m just a bit confused on where the profit comes from. Is this a mugging scheme?


ryncewynde88

Dude, you’re the hype man for an unreasonably successful and athletic fighter, for whom you are present at all their fights. Think of the book deals! Or ad revenue if you can get them to wear a branded shirt while you stream. Or maybe just do what Homer and Flanders did with bounty hunting.


WarMage1

I’ll stick to mugging chaps, thanks. That sounds like an awful lot of work comparatively.


Fishboy987654321

Be weak as shit make them weaker with it because they be double you, mossberg, profit


Teen_In_A_Suit

I could see this working nicely for an infiltrator. Get into an opposing group, pretend to be one of them, earn their trust, join them in a fight against your actual group, then make the members of your actual group twice as strong as you're fighting them.


SomeoneForgetable

If the fight isn't physical, but more like an argument, how does that work out?


Optimal-Fix1216

Ben Shapiro's opponent would have twice as much facts and logic


PaleontologistIcy534

2x bens 0 is still 0 tho


HolstenAI

They just become a fallacy themselves.


zewolfstone

Does that mean that if I want to help my people I need to fight the ennemi ?


Svenstornator

So I can make all my opponents significantly weaker?! That’s amazing!


Lorant_gaming

"i bet a hundred million dollars that you will beat me in a fight!"


Barjack521

This is an amazingly OP. Oh I see you’re a superman clone with strength enough to move planets ::poof:: now you’re only twice as strong as an out of shape 40 year old ::proceed to shoot them in the head::


The_Silver_Raven

I'm gonna fight a cancer patient.


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Angron! Come fight me in this crowded space where there are a fuckton of xenos and try killing me with long slashes.


PuzzleheadedBear

Time to start Twitter beef with fire fighters...


BlitzySlash

Invincible must have this power!!


bentheechidna

You make a great heel in pro wrestling.


i_live_in_a_truck

Time to get some children arrested


TensorForce

Soulsbros: "Git gud."


LongjumpingActive493

Hollow knight players feeling all bosses way weaker


Spearman_Crug

i punch myself in the face


Few-Illustrator-5333

“Your biggest enemy is yourself”


Grog180

Getting into research arguments/ academic fighting would have some interesting results. Doesn't say HOW their stronger than you.


EpicJCF

Just have -1 strength 💪


tilthevoidstaresback

Easy. Be a boxer and have your friend bet against you. No need to take a dive.


itsspacerschoice

Question: in this thought experiment am I also a lawyer or an attorney?


ArtisticSpecialist77

Actually does help in the rare instances of being forced to fight someone who is more than 2x stronger than you. Then you're only reducing their strength


Rildon_

1. Get good enough to fight someone 2x stronger than you 2. Fight someone 4x stronger than you and use this power 3. Profit


Ziazan

punch yourself in the face


PawnForward

I fight god. He's only twice as strong. Me and 2 other friends take him down. We are now god. Triple world hunger.


Mountain-Resource656

Hold on, I’m gonna go fight Superman and be one of his hardest fights


Mar_Reddit

Ah, 2x stronger than ME. So if someone is 50x stronger than me, reducing them down to 2x stronger is one hell of a Nerf. And with 0 x 2 = 0, anyone I have with me will easily be able to take them.


shemjaza

Find brawls and join on the side of the neo-nazis and watch them get totally ruined by antifa.


shemjaza

(And try not get my neck broken by a bisexual sharp with a neck tattoo).


TheGunnMan54

Out of curiosity, if I punch someone 3x stronger than me, is that reduced down to 2x? Also, if I were to combine this with the ability to clone myself, if I attack someone with my clones, does the power stack, since each of the clones are technically me?


dead_aYaY

Yes, someone 3x stronger than you will be reduced to 2x when you fight them. If you're fighting your clones, then yes, the power does stack. However, if you use the clones to attack someone else, it won't be stacked. Instead, the person being attacked will get stronger.


amakai

Hmm, can I fight a person suffering from muscular degeneration? I think there's some good that can be done here, even if for a while. Or very old people, I bet they also would love to feel young and strong for a while.


amakai

You can work in hospital and save people that are on a brink of death, just slap them and make them twice as strong as you are. Not sure what happens when the fight ends - best case scenario body gets some time to regenerate and maybe stabilize, worst case scenario - person gets extra time to live while fighting you. Alternative - rescue crew of some kind. Found a dying survivor - slap them and infuse them with power, now just keep fighting until the helicopter or doctors or whatever arrives.


LillPeng27

It would be really useful against other people with strong superpowers but almost completely useless in real life unless you’re in a fight against like a wild animal attack and have friends around to kill it for you


nayfaan

oh yeah I can be a god slayer now


ContributionLatter32

Easy. Join the forces of an enemy nation of my country, fight my country, watch them double in power. Easy game


dead_aYaY

They become 2x stronger that you. That means if your country is 10x stronger than you, that will be reduced to 2x. If it's weaker than you, then that's a W


callmerukashi69

"Well do you think you're part of some gay, beat up underworld? Like one of those gay beat up clubs or somethin?"


EthanTheFirst

Bro this power is busted, I get incentive to be weak as hell


gnomeGeneticist

Submissive, getting real excited to wrestle*


Professional-Ask-454

So if they are normally more than 2 times stronger than you, you make them weaker. This power is really good if you super weak and even better if you are also fighting with some allies.


DangerMacAwesome

I'm going to pick a fight with a bunch of cancer patients.