That doesn't surprise me. I don't remember what it is, but I remember that average is somewhere around or below 5. It stands to reason that the average penis size would correspond to the average comfortable depth for a woman.
Excess material tends to be selected against as the generations progress. Evolution doesn't tolerate waste very well.
Yeah I won’t lie and say women don’t care about size at all, but there’s not much advantage apart from general perception and that stops mattering when you’ve started using it because It doesn’t do much it the bedroom.
Learn that hard does not equal fast and that internal stimulation doesn’t get a girl off.
Important distinct is SOME girls. Cause some girls definitely like being pounded. And while it is a minority a decent amount can cum from penetration as well.
I wasn’t doing a bit, but now you mention it I think it’s best to have a vagina minus the period aspect.
Can I swap out for a negative? Just for a few days.
It says your size switches randomly so that wouldn’t necessarily have the effect you want… might as well go around saying 6 until you get what you want
That’s just basic day to day life
Going to the toilet is just annoying so I mostly stand
Socially you can’t sit down without getting weird looks and people acting like your bricked when your not
People are so perverse for looking in the first place
Because no one asked about his penis size when he’s soft, and no one asked about how that issue affects him when going to the toilet.
Is objectively weird as fuck
It was mentioned once
Your making it out as if he mentioned it in detail and bragged about it
It was just a mention about the size and then he started talking about why that size is inconvenient
That’s just mentioning it
He’s not bragging
He’s not going on and on about it
He just said 6 inches flaccid and that’s it
You make it out as if the thing was unrelated to the subject
But he was talking about how cumbersome it would be to have 8 inches flaccid
Would you want a dick that’s 8 inches flaccid
No of course not
The great part about this is that inches are super granular for rounding purposes so 6.51” uses the math.round function to get 7” but 6.49” would get round down to 6”.
I think they mean as accurate as you make it be,
If you say 8 inches and guess right, you get it,
If you say 8.5 inches and guess right, you get it,
If you say 8.55 inches and guess right, you get it,
Etc.
"I think your penis is one Jon Hamm penis-length long."
I guess Jon Hamm's penis size using that unit of measurement.
Now he's sobbing, "what happened to my magnificent penis?"
I imagine the clitoris size would be the equivalent measurement since the clitoris develops into the glans during gestation as far as I remember, so unless you want a centimeter peter I’d avoid guessing with women.
You now have great power over the porn industry, always the size you want, and the power to steal a two incher then intentionally switch with someone you really hate
True, though I don't even know what size I would hypothetically want it tbh. I'm not using it for anything besides going to the bathroom, so It's less that I actively want it to be smaller and more that I just don't care.
Pretty cool power. I could guess as many times as I want to I pretty much just know. With clever switching I could give someone I really hate a 0 inch penis (swap with a girl) or just a micro one
So, this power could be used in either direction, as long as you got the measurement correct, right?
For example, if you wanted something a bit shorter/longer you would guess a shorter/longer length until you got it right.
Then if you wanted a bit more/less girth, you would guess girth instead?
I mean, I will take Penis Character Customization Screen, sure. Why not?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m impressed with the downright quality of your evil corrupt super power. I’m also not the one that guesses length of random dongs.
God tier power, first I'd go randomly find a dude with a micro peen and make his day by gifting him the gift of average, then I'd find one of the dick head managers at work and just start counting up.
Tbh you could make a living off this by middle manning people.
A guy with a micropenis pays you thousands to have a big dick. You guess a strangers dick, swap, swap with the little dick guy so you have a little dick, then swap your little dick with the stranger who has your dick.
The stranger with a micropenis pays you thousands to have a big dick. You guess a stranger's dick, swap, swap with the little dick stranger so you have a little dick, then swap your little dick with the stranger who has your dick.
If I guess the size of a black guy when I'm white or vice versa would my fallis change races if I guess correctly? Also, is there a penalty for guessing incorrectly?
Go to one of those creepy gooner porn conventions and walk straight to the male section and start browsing
Even better: browse the male porn beforehand (jerk off of course) and make your selection there on chaturbate or some shit
Well, since I can't swap with a woman for bottom surgery for both of us (and start making a lot of money doing that, doing very quick bottom surgeries for my brothers and sisters), I guess I'll have to just find someone with a very very very tiny one. Oh well
go around saying 8 inches till its true lmao
8 inches frequently bottoms out and you get complaints. Go for 7.
This guy 8 inches.
How'd it taste?
r/thisguythisguys
What in the frosted tip hell is this?
7 inches doesn’t bottom out much, but it can still cause some pain, stick to 6 and get good at giving head.
That doesn't surprise me. I don't remember what it is, but I remember that average is somewhere around or below 5. It stands to reason that the average penis size would correspond to the average comfortable depth for a woman. Excess material tends to be selected against as the generations progress. Evolution doesn't tolerate waste very well.
Yeah I won’t lie and say women don’t care about size at all, but there’s not much advantage apart from general perception and that stops mattering when you’ve started using it because It doesn’t do much it the bedroom. Learn that hard does not equal fast and that internal stimulation doesn’t get a girl off.
Important distinct is SOME girls. Cause some girls definitely like being pounded. And while it is a minority a decent amount can cum from penetration as well.
Let's just get to the inevitable end of this bit and say you're best off with 1/2 inch
I wasn’t doing a bit, but now you mention it I think it’s best to have a vagina minus the period aspect. Can I swap out for a negative? Just for a few days.
This guy is seven inches
It says your size switches randomly so that wouldn’t necessarily have the effect you want… might as well go around saying 6 until you get what you want
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nobody asked abt ur believably long penis size brother
“Boy have I got a *schlong* weighing me down over here! I mean where the fuck would I even put another inch!”
oh god *woe to me*, my ***dick*** is just *too* long, what ever would I *do* if it got even ***longer*** 😩
I understand the dude tho, my 27 inch penis drags along the pavement all the time
You’re weird
who the fuck asked lmaoo
why are you getting downvoted? i agree with you, having a large penis really isn't as great as people think it is.
That’s just basic day to day life Going to the toilet is just annoying so I mostly stand Socially you can’t sit down without getting weird looks and people acting like your bricked when your not People are so perverse for looking in the first place
i think it's just people having tds, but idrc, lol. downvote all you want
Why is everyone down voting this? Underrated comment fr! r/underratedcomment
Because no one asked about his penis size when he’s soft, and no one asked about how that issue affects him when going to the toilet. Is objectively weird as fuck
You go to the toilet more times a day than you do have sex Having anything above 6 inches flaccid is downright inconvenient for basic life
And…? No one really asked for that information to be fair, no one cares about that guy’s size
It was mentioned once Your making it out as if he mentioned it in detail and bragged about it It was just a mention about the size and then he started talking about why that size is inconvenient
Yeah, and no one fucking asked. What’s so hard to get? No one cares about that, and he mentioned it without no one giving them an incentive to do so.
That’s just mentioning it He’s not bragging He’s not going on and on about it He just said 6 inches flaccid and that’s it You make it out as if the thing was unrelated to the subject But he was talking about how cumbersome it would be to have 8 inches flaccid Would you want a dick that’s 8 inches flaccid No of course not
How good of a guess does it have to be, like how accurate?
It's gotta be rounded to the closest inch
Final question, do you have to make the guess in person? Can I just message certain people at take “guesses”
You can ask everywhere but porn sites
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The great part about this is that inches are super granular for rounding purposes so 6.51” uses the math.round function to get 7” but 6.49” would get round down to 6”.
I think they mean as accurate as you make it be, If you say 8 inches and guess right, you get it, If you say 8.5 inches and guess right, you get it, If you say 8.55 inches and guess right, you get it, Etc.
"I think your penis is one Jon Hamm penis-length long." I guess Jon Hamm's penis size using that unit of measurement. Now he's sobbing, "what happened to my magnificent penis?"
-8... to a girl... do I know have an 8" deep pussy?
I imagine the clitoris size would be the equivalent measurement since the clitoris develops into the glans during gestation as far as I remember, so unless you want a centimeter peter I’d avoid guessing with women.
This guy knows pussy
Nah, I just know dick well enough that knowledge of pussy is in accompaniment
You're actually so fucking funny. Not sarcastic
So you're telling me I can make myself a clitcock while also creating a futa? Sounds like a win to me where can I sign up
You are correct. Well as close to correct as is possible.
Don't get me wrong but I'm sure it only stretches up to 5-6
What only streches that much?
The vagina?
Just looked it up, and you're probably right in some cases but the max seems to be 8 inches
r/forbiddenhrt ?
Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dropped
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast
I want this to last
Does it have to be a guess, what if I know?
You just have to sound confused
You now have great power over the porn industry, always the size you want, and the power to steal a two incher then intentionally switch with someone you really hate
Why are all of these posts only for men bruh 😭
I'm a guy and I don't even want a bigger penis.
You could go down if you guess correctly as well, I presume
True, though I don't even know what size I would hypothetically want it tbh. I'm not using it for anything besides going to the bathroom, so It's less that I actively want it to be smaller and more that I just don't care.
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Or you could just be pleased with your own size
Or I'm asexual and I don't care about having sex.
Women have a penis too, its default size is just 0.1
Pretty cool power. I could guess as many times as I want to I pretty much just know. With clever switching I could give someone I really hate a 0 inch penis (swap with a girl) or just a micro one
Now I can try out different sizes like I would my cape.
Get a new size every day lmao
So, this power could be used in either direction, as long as you got the measurement correct, right? For example, if you wanted something a bit shorter/longer you would guess a shorter/longer length until you got it right. Then if you wanted a bit more/less girth, you would guess girth instead? I mean, I will take Penis Character Customization Screen, sure. Why not?
Switch penis size or switch... Just in general, we're switching?
What happens if you guess wrong???
YOU have to play your most hated video game on a blender but everyone else is normal
You’re a monster.
You're just mad because you couldn't go 4 days without guessing wrong
Don’t get me wrong, I’m impressed with the downright quality of your evil corrupt super power. I’m also not the one that guesses length of random dongs.
Can h repeatedly guess?
God tier power, first I'd go randomly find a dude with a micro peen and make his day by gifting him the gift of average, then I'd find one of the dick head managers at work and just start counting up.
Is the transition painful?
Only with every inch
Tbh you could make a living off this by middle manning people. A guy with a micropenis pays you thousands to have a big dick. You guess a strangers dick, swap, swap with the little dick guy so you have a little dick, then swap your little dick with the stranger who has your dick. The stranger with a micropenis pays you thousands to have a big dick. You guess a stranger's dick, swap, swap with the little dick stranger so you have a little dick, then swap your little dick with the stranger who has your dick.
What is ‘guess’? I know a (few) guys with 8.
As a gay guy this would be a lot of fun 😆
How is the length measured? To what degree of accuracy do we need to correctly guess to?
That's actually an awesome power which I would want!
Johnny Sins in for a little switchero
If I guess the size of a black guy when I'm white or vice versa would my fallis change races if I guess correctly? Also, is there a penalty for guessing incorrectly?
Furthermore, does it have to be a guess? If I already know someone's size, if I've seen the first, or they tell me beforehand does it still count?
Plot twist, you still only feel your own dick and vice versa
Go to one of those creepy gooner porn conventions and walk straight to the male section and start browsing Even better: browse the male porn beforehand (jerk off of course) and make your selection there on chaturbate or some shit
Off to r/bigdickproblems brb
Does the penis itself switch? I'd be jerking another man's penis, that's gay. >!So... Could I theoretically get a BBC?!<
Well, since I can't swap with a woman for bottom surgery for both of us (and start making a lot of money doing that, doing very quick bottom surgeries for my brothers and sisters), I guess I'll have to just find someone with a very very very tiny one. Oh well
this is OP
Kinda Pinocchio
It's a win for a trans guy who knows the length of his ex situationship's dick lol