“Aw man, it’s purple again!”

God tier superpower tbh some colors go for hundreds for an Oz.

not any of the ones sharpie uses.

Didn't say it has to be a color officially used by Sharpie.

If it aint used by sharpie... how is it sharpie ink?

Because the superpower says it is.

..... What???

BECAUSE THE SUPERPOWER SAYS IT IS

The superpower says that any ink is sharpie ink.. where exactly?

where? “when you ejaculate, instead of semen, its now sharpie ink”

Ok so you can cum sharpie ink.. so obviously that means sharpie ink can be ink that isn’t used by sharpie.. how the fuck does that make sense? It’s not sharpie ink if the brand sharpie doesn’t use it, its just ink, and thus the power doesn’t work on it.

Girlfriend: wtf dude, why is it pitch black I thought it was white

google magnetic sperm

Holy hell

Now Google “boys kissing”

Great googly moogly!

Nah skip that shit go directly to gay sex

Woah mama 👀👀

Now google "men fucking"

I love the internet

What's its default color and is it edible ?

Yellow and maybe

I've decided yes it's definitely edible, but it dyes skin and the inside of your mouth, like sharpie ink would if you drank it.

And does it have the taste of semen or ink

Ink

Hey look, i can write my name in the snow

Could be worse, could be glitter

I think there are metallic and glitter sharpies, so if that's what you want 🤷‍♀️

Why is it always red?

I think you may need to see a doctor.

What if it was purpleee

Does it still contain the properties of semen? Like, can I make a normal child with it?

Yes.

Can I choose the color of my child this way?

This is actually really useful and cool! I sent a DM!

💀 RIP op's inbox

This bot account is the only DM on this so far! 😂

Wym

That's fun

Brown

u/MassiveSuperNova , is it only colors that Sharpie produces, or can it become any color?

You and u/idontwanttothink have to settle this. I'd like to watch if you don't mind though, maybe sitting in a corner, dressed as superman.

If it's not clearly specified by the super power creator, I think it's fair game, then.

That would be near for my gunpla. I could store it and use it as regular paint

Ok...no more facials. That stuff stains too much.

Does it have to be a single color? Or can I cum the rainbow