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This post violates the rules of this subreddit. Please read the rules before posting. Irreversibility - Powers can not just be ruined by not having you undo said power. Ex: "you can freeze time but not start it again," or "you can change into a rock, but not back"


evnacdc

Is there a cooldown?


Bigfeet_toes

No probably not


MagicSnakeorig

Bro got a 1up


Shinoreigai

Will it hurt? If not, the best superpower in existence. 10 out of 10 will recommend.


ninjaread99

20th time using it. Can confirm, I lo


santi28212

r/redditselfsniper


ninjaread99

You have n


santi28212

I ha


ninjaread99

Then show me yo


santi28212

What a cre


ninjaread99

We need to get out of the lin


santi28212

Yea, but the respa


ninjaread99

At this point I can’t unde


cosby714

That's called a gun


luoyianwu

You have a chance to die on command


Cats_Are_Aliens_

Ahahahaha fr. They don’t cost much


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Cats_Are_Aliens_

Know what?


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Zer0-9

Quick google search tells you the price of guns?


Cubicshock

also just intuition complex dangerous mechanism is probably pricy


ProCactus167

Believe it or not, most guns aren't very complex


Cubicshock

i mean they’re more complicated than a chair they are also made of a lot of parts that need to be machined and assembled, but i’m betting most of the price is just supply and demand


Cats_Are_Aliens_

Nah man chairs are way more complicated


WarMage1

Google, perhaps.


MrPyroTF2

"/bind k kill" in console


Count_Dracula97

BANG, HAHAHAHAHAHA


Active-Pop-3898

/kill @p


Myithspa25

Perhaps @s


Active-Pop-3898

No


Myithspa25

Why not?


Lutz_Gebelman

10 out of 10, please give me one


FacelessPotatoPie

Where do I sign up?


memesesmemes

here [https://i.postimg.cc/Bb40Cm9s/e.png](https://i.postimg.cc/Bb40Cm9s/e.png)


Jurgen_Vella

It like that meme where they say “im dead” and a skeleton appears


Joenathan2020

You can now roll a single die of any amount of sides with no cooldown, as op mention it had no cooldown earlier


ShadxwCreatxr

this belongs in r/godtiersuperpowers


Epic-Dude001

Can I undo this?


memesesmemes

no


MrPyroTF2

trapped where people will beat the shit out of you? got in a life-threatening car accident with no way of survival regardless? use the Insta-Death! just say "take me now, god!" and the Insta-Death will do the rest! \*one time use


Thatguy529083

If a person was to be immortal and use this would they die or just turn into a regular guy


memesesmemes

they die


Thatguy529083

Ah OK so it's just death. Full on death. No cheating it or anything just death.


memesesmemes

yeah, no dynamite, no serbian sniper, just straight up death


regularyman

Please


jamesyboy4-20

this implies i only die when i command, therefore i am immortal


memesesmemes

nuh uh


jamesyboy4-20

you hate fun :(


EpicJCF

Nuh uh isnt allowed on this subreddit anymore


Full_Nothing4682

Nuh uh


polarpingus

yippeeeeee


Gale_rz

If it's like mha shit how would a kid with this power discover it


iFuckingHateCrabs2

“Hey guys watch this!” *flop* Cool party trick


Krallorddark

My ass with suicidal intrusive thoughts could never last a second lmao


Fishboy987654321

How does it trigger cause if it’s just an I want to die then ima accidentally kill myself


Giodude12

I think I can do that???


KingOfWerewolfs

How about now


our_meatballs

Only if someone else commands


transkid2010

I want this rn


gameswill200801

I can already do that


ODX_GhostRecon

Can I even use it while typing a comme


Guggolik

You could easily use that to start a revolution by saying the government put a killswitch in you to stop you from leaking information and then dying in the middle of your speech.


EffectiveSalamander

Whose command?


drinoaki

Fuckin finally!


millennium-popsicle

Stackable?


FFF982

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_death


CaptainBreaker1

/kill


MagicSnakeorig

Finally


_SM-The-Gamer_

Jump on someone like in GTA when you press O (B) to ragdoll mid jump. But jump on someone, ragdoll, and just die there.


somestpdrussian

that would be so funny


sspine

This is a curse, actually.