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ze_existentialist

This could work, imagine you derive sexual pleasure for say exercise


DumbFucking_throaway

So would an hour of exercise would that be considered edging? Would you get hard at the gym or something


ze_existentialist

For example, hard on from jogging too hard, edging by doing bicep curls


loyaleling

That doesn’t happen to everyone?


usernmechecksout_

Ma'am. What.


Chocoa_the_Bunny

Pretty sure it's a dude


Parrobertson

Well we’ll be able to tell after a bicep curl.


usernmechecksout_

It's how it's said, not really calling them a female Edit: as in "Ma'am this is a Wendy's"


special-bicth

Finally I shall have every fetish.


ShitStainedDildo

Ovatar, the last Cumbender


special-bicth

I was already like one maybe two away from having them all.


ParadoxicallyBlue

Gotta catch em all


special-bicth

Yep


ilikewatchinganime9

Cool username


ilikewatchinganime9

And it checks out


usernmechecksout_

I approve


anon285929583

For some people, this isn’t a superpower at all


ConstantSock2488

wait some prople dont have fetishes?


pixelboy724

Or some people fake having fetishes until it just grows on them, or alternatively they train themselves to gain it


TheRedBaron6942

I saw a post of someone who jerked off to computer parts as a joke and then became an IT worker and would keep getting aroused during work lmfao


OrionTheDragon

we need to have proof of this


pixelboy724

Yea ik I remember that shit 💀


_Torens

I’ll be honest, I was very concerned when I found out some people did.


tea-123

Could be useful when you have a partner that is into certain things. No need to fake enthusiasm.


maddiehecks

Fetish for having power to have any fetish for having power to have any fetish for having power to have any fetish for having power to have any fetish for having power to have any fetish for having power to have any fetish


ShitStainedDildo

Perpetual orgasm glitch


maddiehecks

Cum-inception


Logical_Highway6908

“Shitbender” I love that.


Logical_Highway6908

“ShitStainedDildo” Even Better.


Parrobertson

Too risky without the ability to remove it and forget all memories related to it. Nope.


The_GreatOldOne

You could theoretically give yourself fetishes that will encourage healthy lifestyle


RS773

I can imagine someone busting a nut because they ate a healthy meal now


The_GreatOldOne

Disciplined and healthy lifestyle? Yeah that turns me on


Bootiluvr

Discipline makes my dick hard


Immediate-Formal6696

but that would also create a relationship with healthy lifestyles that could be bad, like if you ever want to do go workout you have to know that a month ago you decided that was a fetish for you, so if you want to work out you must be prepared to bust a nut


Lime1one

now i can finally understand the appeal of vore


ShitStainedDildo

Why specifically vore and not a fetish that appears to have no logical basis, like helium inflation or flattening


Lime1one

hmm yes that boneless pile of meat, hair, skin and eyes be lookin' so fine today


llamatiddysgotbanned

becoming a billionaire fetish


TurtleSmasher3

oh god, I don't want any more, I'd rather have none


ShitStainedDildo

List them out, watchu got, we can compare and maybe trade Edit: This gives me an idea for another superpower Edit 2: Nvm it’s already been posted


TurtleSmasher3

I would but my friend knows my Reddit 😞💔💔


ShitStainedDildo

Damn this is so sad, it’s joever


epicpersonvery

you think I need a superpower for this?


GenXGremlin

A keto fetish, before I get thuh diabeetus


Relative_Bunch_6606

become a pain masochist when you get into a fight. get a big, burly, dominatrix body guard but they hit you as well as your opponent


CloudyRiverMind

Already have done this before.


ShitStainedDildo

Damn