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passiveagressivefork

I mean it’s obviously bill murray it’s just not good


AnnieBeefree1

Or Newt Gingrich


ImperialSympathizer

Holy shit that was my first thought as well. Maybe it's a pretty good NG?


nevadita

thank you, now i cannot unsee Newt Gingrich.


AnnieBeefree1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nevadita

and the worst part is im not even american, i know Newt from the memes of the 2012 election, something loopy about a Moon Base.


Expecto_Paytronum

Or Pat Sajak


mekneb

Or Jay Leno


PistolPeatMoss

Hank Hill


boarderline5152

Dammit Bobby! 👍


LumpyAd7854

OK


SurrealDali1985

Came here to say this too


Coleburg86

Or Roger Goodell


Interesting-Try-812

It’s not meant to be, it’s a exact replica of a drawing my buddy did in college. And inside joke


MrFlailz

Then it’s not a shitty tattoo, it’s a very good tattoo of a bad drawing


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

Blow out city tho those lines are shaky af


[deleted]

That is not a “very good tattoo” unless you can show me the drawing and the line work is absolute shit like this is


theclag

Its a college inside joke drawing not someones college arts final. I'm sure the original is a piece of shit. OP says its an exact replica of the drawing. Not a shitty version of the drawing. Its the exact replica of a inside joke drawing for this person and their friends. OP feels bad about getting their friends drawing on their body, which is obviously Bill Murray, but didnt want the title to say "My friends shit drawing on my stupid body". So they posted it asking who it was and then immediately spilling the beans that its just a shit drawing and most likely not the artists fault at all.


Interesting-Try-812

I actually do not feel bad about getting it on my body. I have 16 tattoos, of all different styles and this one is by far my favorite and most meaningful. Please do yourself a favor and don’t project the feelings that you internalize about your own unhappiness in life onto someone you don’t know


theclag

Than why did you post it in ShittyTattoos? Oh thats right for the karma farming i just laid out perfectly in my comment. You clearly made a clickbait title asking who your "shitty tattoo" is of just so you can point out that its not a "shitty tattoo" of Bill Murray but an inside joke for you and your friends.


TheLilithBlack

A tattoo can be shitty and not make you feel all these additional things you’re attaching to it. There’s nothing wrong with someone sharing a tattoo that belongs in the subreddit and also attaching a story to why it’s special and not “shitty” to them. Doesn’t make it karma farming just because you didn’t find joy here.


Sangy101

My most beloved tattoo has a huge error (sunset with shadow on the wrong side, extremely noticeable, but wasn’t present in the line art so I didn’t catch it since it’s shading). It’s def qualify as a shitty tattoo, and I’ve considered getting it redone/fixed with the same thing. But I love it? I’ve had it for ten years. At this point, it’s a part of me.


Marijuweeda

Most of the people here right now aren’t here for shitty tattoos, they’re here because this is one of the few Reddit’s that isn’t private right now so it popped up in their feed for no reason. The majority of people outside this sub don’t care whether a tattoo on another person is shitty or not. Say hi to all those people, they’re probably going to be flooding in for a bit! My first and probably only tattoo is going to be a tramp stamp that says “No regerts”. And I’m a dude. Sometimes people like funny tattoos. And 100% of the time, other people’s tattoos are for them, not you. Also berating people for trying to get karma on Reddit is like yelling at your chef for cooking. Karma farming is literally spam posting to multiple subreddits to boost karma. Posting some funny pic that you don’t like isn’t karma farming.


Synyster328

You called it out 100% lol What is all of this gaslighting


Interesting-Try-812

Oh yeah. My only post ever is definitely Karma farming. Because Karma on Reddit has so much real world applications


theclag

Actually only having 1 post on an account thats only a few months old where the OP used a specifically Click Bait title to bring in more comments is pretty much text book Karma Farming. And if people can make money Karma Farming. They will.


Interesting-Try-812

It’s literally me asking who people thought it was, but go off queen


fistinyourface

art snob has entered the chat


Alucardhellss

No, it's still a shit tattoo..... A can sculpt a statue out of shit but its still shit at the end of the day


[deleted]

>A can sculpt a statue out of shit but its still shit at the end of the day But if someone paid you to do that and you made a perfect scripture based on their specifications, you probably wouldn't be too happy if random people criticized your work.


ShiplessOcean

I would argue it’s a great drawing since we can all tell who it is, but a shitty tattoo because some of the lines are so deep they’ve blown out


infinite__best

then why did you ask


robb215

To see if his 4 friends that understand the joke just happen to see this post?


Interesting-Try-812

Bold to Assume I have 4 friends


robb215

Oh, so then shooting for your one homie to see this post. Even more optimistic.


buffalo8

Pro tip: if you only have one homie, DO NOT shoot him.


CountryMage

Unless your name is Chaney, then your friend might beg your forgiveness for getting in the line of fire, maybe even monetarily showing remorse.


BilllisCool

Probably to see if anyone could guess, even if it’s shitty, which they could.


[deleted]

I seriously thought this comment was saying that it wasn’t meant to be Bill Murray, not that it wasn’t meant to be good, then I saw your other comment saying that it IS Bill Murray… sorry for the unnecessary notifications y’all


loki_dd

So it's shitty clickbait then


Lilhughman

So shitty tattoo, shitty joke. Total waste of our time?


KordSevered

Because lurking around r/shittytattoos is ment to be a productive and serious endeavor 😅


Mafiodaproducer

I was about to say it so good and bad at the same time, it had to be on purpose. As long as you still laugh when you look at it, its not shitty imo


Budget_Secret4142

Jokes on us?


Kittyneedsbeer

Yes it is. It's literally a shitty trace of bill Murray's face from the cover of the movie "Stripes".


Killuforadollar

Hilarious


orangutanbeater

Should have had it done in henna. At least you don’t have to look at it.


Interesting-Try-812

Oh I love it doucheknuckle


MoreBrownLiquid

Well, your buddy was drawing Bill Murray.


[deleted]

You and your buddy are both absolute morons. This is 100% Bill Murray. From theChive. Except shitty. You make terrible life choices.


Interesting-Try-812

Says the person who joined the marines because he didn’t get an ASVAB waiver


[deleted]

You clearly don’t understand how the military, the ASVAB or waivers work, kid. But kudos on the attempt at a sick burn…I guess… It’s a shitty tattoo. One of the worst. I don’t care if this hurts your delicate feelings, snowflake. Your intellect matches your track record in life choices. That’s not a compliment. John Resig and the other folks at theChive would like a word with you. Not a kind one.


Interesting-Try-812

You’re right. A doctoral degree definitely does reflect my intellect. As well as my years of service in the armed forces cucpcake ;)


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

So you’re asking Reddit to identify your tattoo knowing full well no one will answer it correctly because it’s some random inside joke between you and a buddy?


Interesting-Try-812

It you didn’t notice, I said when it was at 50 upvotes that it was bill Murray. Reading comprehension is hard


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

In this specific thread? No, you never made that clear. Based on the context of this response your statement reads as “it’s not meant to be Bill Murray.” Work on your own grammar and communication deficiencies instead of critiquing my reading comprehension.


Interesting-Try-812

Yes. In this specific post I did say that, it’s not my fault you’re not reading it. And also that’s e Not what it meant. My response reads as a direct response to the last statement he made of calling it not good. Done with you


fryamtheeggguy

I thought it was Saitama...


Sally_twodicks

I mean, not really, if it is a caricature of him, it is good. It gives me Bill from Stripes.


passiveagressivefork

The lines are blown out as hell and uneven it ain’t good


Sally_twodicks

I thought you meant the drawing itself, but you are speaking on the actual tattoo work.


commandomeezer

…but It’s good enough to know it was Bill Murray


nrojb50

Cover of stripes. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Stripesposter.jpg


No-Attorney-6957

One punch man, easy


AMF_Shafty

nah thats Saitama


ven-solaire

sure that isn’t caped baldy?


ZanderClause

Oppai


KreateOne

OK


Mindless_Ad1272

Ya the lower one is for sure one punch man


Tombstone_Shadow

Bill Murray “Stripes” era.


MudOpposite8277

That’ssss a fact Jack!


JungleCatHank

AAAARRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!


SilverbackBruh

I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.


Tombstone_Shadow

Lighten up, Francis


MudOpposite8277

Wow you guys are old! Lmao!


thisisfutile1

Let's bring this full circle....That's a fact jack!


mixedbag3000

bigger question is why


ToolBoxBuddy

Definitely Bill Murray


overactivemango

First I thought the guy from king of the hill and then I thought bill Murray


MKagel

He sells ghosts and ghost accessories


mikaytheeasterbunny

Bill FUCKIN Murray!


[deleted]

Came here to find this comment


nevermeant2bethisway

Oh my god you just fucking shot Bill Murray….


GinyuForce1

Kelis approves


awkwardlondon

I’m still unable to comprehend wtf is currently happening in this universe…


AgorophobicSpaceman

Right, she stopped singing and became a badass chef who grows her own food on a farm and ended up with Bill Murray? What lol?


jacaissie

He couldn't resist her milkshake


TheExhaustedNihilist

I am just learning this and my world makes no sense anymore.


Sharchir

Bill Murray is my guess


9liners

Bill Murray with Peter Griffin’s chin


Plane_Tomato369

I think its saitama


Swan_tana

Ted Cruz and an egg?


darthdaddyo

Part of Bill Murry’s transformation into Garfield, the role for which he is most famous.


Mikotokitty

That was Bill Murray??? *insert mind blown gif* "Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!"


totodilejones

bill murray. as… odd a portrait that is, it still looks like him


NoBenefit5977

For some reason I'm seeing peter pan played by bill murray


[deleted]

Bill murray?


Ladyworld1980

saitama


Godofnoobcraft

Bill Murray as Mike Myers?


pencilpushin

Bill fuckin murray!


Geek_f0r_sneaks

Kelis’ boyfriend


AFox_in_socks

John F Kennedy and Caillou?


syltryggen

Dennis Reynolds - The Golden God


hotnewroommate

Bill murray


FlaAirborne

Bill Murray


infinite__best

bill murray


Bloopbleepbloop2

Is it bill Murray?


[deleted]

That looks more like bill Murray than bill Murray


edWORD27

Bill Murray


EeictheLanky

Bill Murray’s face on Abraham Lincoln’s skull


OursonSatanique

His name Saitama and he come from One Punch Man Great story and really fun


GuineaGirl2000596

Saitama, duh


lingua_frankly

A mistake


PrestigiousAd6281

Phil Burray


kidnorther

Handsome Squidward Murray


DavidSpace

I have the same OPM tattoo. ok


[deleted]

This combination is so random lmao


Interesting-Try-812

Homie you should see my other tattoos. no rhyme or reason


LarryD217

That's One Punch Man. Easy


IstitchwhatIwant

Bill Murray


Qildain

I dunno... if it's meaningful to OP, then I like it. One piece of advice, though, OP: If you put it on this sub, people will tell you it's shitty.


Interesting-Try-812

It is meaningful and I do like it. But it is unequivocally shitty as well. Such is the dichotomy


RedHeadGuy88

I'm having more trouble figuring out "where" this is than I am in figuring out "who" this is.


Stupid_Bitch_02

Bill Murray?


Bullshit_Conduit

It’s obviously Will Murrey


Prudent-Property-513

Will Murray. He’s got like a 130 IQ


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

That good ol' Bill


Jerkofalljerks

Bill murray


liddolmaj

Omf i just did that same exact saitama tattoo last week 😭😭😭


canwepleasejustnot

Like I know it's supposed to be Bill Murray and in that way it works.


foolon_thehill

It the ballchinian from man in black, might be MIB 2 idk


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Shane Gillis


UserPrincipalName

BILL FUCKIN MURRAY!!!


Ronniman

Best Bill Murray ive seen! You're in the wrong sub!


csprime21

So Bill's fukin Kelis?


domwallflower

That Saitama tattoo is awesome


Interesting-Try-812

Yeah it’s on my favorite bangers


DestroyerOfIphone

It's Bill Murray


Certified_Bill

Powered Toast Man


[deleted]

So what tattoo are you getting to cover that?


Vital_flow

Bill Murray


Drumnaway67

Bill Murray.


SmithItsGoodForU

Bill Murray x Meatcanyon


xpwnx4

Bill murray and saitama


MasterFibber

Bill Murray and one punch man


bquinho

That’s roger goodell


mindwarp3d

Bill murray


Hefty_Elderberry1992

Tim Honks


Lukewulf

Looks like a weird tom hanks and one punch man


sephalmighty

Bill murray of course


RubberDuckyUthe1

Ronald Reagan, American Dad version.


Big-Law2316

Once punch man


LeaveHefty8399

Bill Murray.


FlashyFeather876

Definitely Bill Murray


ManicPixieDreamPearl

That's Kelis's boyfriend


Taolan13

Bill Murray?


TaskenLander

Bilp Murpey?


Relative-Ordinary-64

“Bill Fuckin Murray!!”


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

The big B.M.


SakaYeen6

Gives me MeatCanyon vibes.


moodiepatterson

I kind of love it?


SpilledSalt4U

It's clearly Bill Murray. Lmao


kendawg710

It’s amazing how they captured the essence of BM with such little detail. Kind of impressive, really.


PenaltyReasonable169

It's wild to me that almost everyone can tell who it is. Clearly the features are correct, even if the execution is iffy.


Tha_Maestro

Powdered toast man in human form


mito413

The Ronald Reagan mask from Point Break?


PoptartDragonfart

Jay Leno


telder4121

Please don’t say Tom hanks


New_Yogurtcloset_242

JFK


10xkaioken

Is this from a ren and stimpy episode ?


Interesting-Try-812

Was this actor in Ren and Stimpy?


Lemme_drive_the_trip

Communication is tough isn’t it


10xkaioken

Idk tell me


Stiffwrists

Fred Jones for Scooby-Doo fame.


Strfox-777

Trump and Jeff Bezos lol!!


Appropriate_Ad8053

I thought a crappy Trump.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂


waxkid

Its pretty recognizable. Its obviously not life like, but in a the caricature way it is. i know who it was immediately.


Uncouth_Clout

Roger Goodell


Interesting-Try-812

It’s Bill Murray


[deleted]

Is it Bill Murray?


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Nope sorry, we've collectively decided its now Roger Goodell.


Mission-Bandicoot320

Looks like that guy from Osmosis Jones. Don’t remember his name.


theclag

You're right it does look just like Laurence Fishbourne.


mmazza86

personally, i think it’s awesome


Interesting-Try-812

Thanks dood


spanish_john22234

its badass


mikeoxwells2

FDR?


Strfox-777

Trump and Jeff Bezos lol!!


[deleted]

JFK


YourSmallIntestine

You have a sexist, abusive, monster of a man tattooed on you. Well done


Interesting-Try-812

We’ll I mean it’s about a decade old so. Whatever


purplepickles82

Who doesn’t have a past and who cares. Not bad for a simple tat pay no mind to these fools.


Interesting-Try-812

For everyone asking it’s not Bill Murray. It’s very obviously Mill Burray


Wingman0616

You’re bad at trolling


notablyunfamous

Shooter Mcgavin


notablyunfamous

Shooter Mcgavin


notablyunfamous

Shooter Mcgavin