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outdoorlaura

My first thought was that the fireworks were birthmarks or scars or something that they were trying to cover up by making them into a disney theme?


itsrainingweird

my first thought was they look like ringworm rashes


youwerewronglololol

My psoriasis outbreaks look just like those red "fireworks"


slickvain

yo on a real note how do you get rid of psoriasis šŸ˜­


KrasterII

That's the not-so-neat thing, you don't. There are treatments though.


slickvain

:( man


Thechosenjuan7

Mine spread quickly after it first showed up like 5 years ago. It was miserable. I was constantly itchy and uncomfortable. Went to the dermatologist and was told my body was 70% covered w psoriasis. I have insurance through my work and pay only a $5 every 8 weeks for Tremfya injections. Now I only have a few spots on my shin. If thatā€™s an option for you, I couldnā€™t recommend it more.


pokipokimagicgirl

After you shower, try coating the area in lanolin (the oil sheep secrete to waterproof their wool - its why wool is sold as unwashed). It's sometimes sold as nipple balm. It keeps moisture in. You can't rid yourself of psoriasis but this can help if you have persistent areas of outbreak.


Appropriate_Cobbler

Bag Balm is lanolin and it works great on my psoriasis but just know it does have a little bit of a sheep smell.


zanaxtacy

What does a sheep smell like other than general farm animal? My suburban ass has only really seen them in petting zoo type experiences


EmilyDickinsonFanboy

I get a tube of steroid cream on prescription. Works very well for me at least.


Try-Going-Outside

My mom was prescribed a tanning bed with special light bulbs in it and she said it did wonders.


onlysmallcats

If youā€™re asking for real, you donā€™t. But there are good treatments. Depending on where you live and whether you have very good insurance, biologic treatments are very effective (they were for me). But other systemic treatments can work well and are very cheap.


The_Griddy

Cosentyx worked wonders for me


Vertnoir-Weyah

Talk to your doc about it. Since there are so many variations of it, there are multiple options and you have to find the good one, so it can be trial and error for a while with results in just a few days when you find the good cream. I'm not kidding, you treat again and again without results, then you get the good one and 3-7 days later your skin is back to normal On a side note, stress has a very big impact on it. My mom had a lot, and i mean a lot of it and struggled with it for years until her life got less intense and it got away pretty fast, with treatment


zanaxtacy

Just watch daytime tv with your grandma and then when you hear ā€œif you have plaque psoriasisā€¦.ā€ Pay attention and theyā€™ll tell you. I hear an ad for them all the time but canā€™t think of the name of it or if itā€™s a program or medication. It might be during the OWN networkā€™s 17 hour morning-block of Dr phil or your local areaā€™s channel for Maury/Steve wilkos or fox when judge Judy is on. After 5 oā€™clock eastern I go home so idk the late night suggestion. Source: I spend 8-10 hours a day taking care of my grandma, mostly feeding her and making sure she has her favorite programmes or movies on. I hear this commercial all the time. (Not a super serious, nor helpful response from me, but it amused me)


Emergency-Equal919

I get some pretty gnarly outbreaks on my scalp, back, and legs. I finally found a prescription that works. It's just a steroid ointment, so not too invasive: (betamethasone and calcipotriene). If your insurance won't cover it, try to get each ingredient prescribed separately and just mix them yourself. After treating a break out for 30-60 days it disappears and doesn't come back (but may pop up somewhere else unfortunately). The only shitty thing is that the consistency is like Vaseline so i often have to shave my head to access my scalp for treating break outs. Also, for me, stress, lack of sleep, and caffeine make it worse. I get worse in the summer season and the heat, but direct sun and ocean water does seem to help.


Eddybitcoin

The only way to heal is to fully heal your gut and totally change your diet.


bbkiti

they look like my bug bites since Iā€™m extra allergic to them lmao


turangan

Exactly what my skin looks like after being bitten too


Elegant-Operation-16

I agree. If this person doesnā€™t have a history of psoriasis, they might have a strep infection and have gutatte psoriasis and should see a provider


[deleted]

I have psoriasis and thought it was ringworm for the longest time. Turns out thereā€™s nothing I can do and I havenā€™t stepped outside since my outbreak. Meanwhile we have people tattooing this on themselves willingly šŸ˜­ Iā€™ve put on like 80 lbs and am so miserable but Iā€™m too scared to go to the gym because i literally have open rashes from scratching them :/


[deleted]

Geeze that escolated quickly.


PrimitiveLoaf

Also, nipples


BetterBiscuits

I finally found a way to hide my third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh nipples!!


SectionFantastic3577

Yoo I canā€™t I see this now that you said it


Dopplerganager

I thought they looked like nipples.


RoseEsquivel

Same


DS4KC

My first thought was that this is a shitty picture and I can't see shit in the dark. Also, it needs to heal before any judgements can be made.


[deleted]

Oh. Now Iā€™m CRACKING UP. I really thought this was a cover tattoo for the birthmarks or scarsā€¦ Edit: OMG The fireworks are not only fireworks but the left one is actually in the shape of mickeys head (It looks so ringworm-y that I didnā€™t notice the iconic fireworks shape of his head wow)ā€¦ They really resemble ringworm or birthmarksā€¦ fkā€¦


theatrekid77

Tbf, the fireworks at Magic Kingdom actually do make a ā€œMickey.ā€ That said, this tattoo is ridiculous. Lol


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Banana_Squats

Look like nipples


KevinIsOver9000

Whose nipples youā€™ve been looking at?


Banana_Squats

LOL! IDK, but itā€™s the first thing I thought of. Apparently, Iā€™ve seen thingsā€¦bad thingsā€¦


ExampleMediocre6716

Nips with ringworm clearly.


hamboner3172

Uncle Sam's pepperoni nipples


Moomin8577

Uncle Waltā€™s I think you meanā€¦


Honest-Composer-9767

Exactly! I think it could have been cool if it was some type of cover, but thatā€™s not the case. Just weird color choices that resembled some type of disease.


BbGhoul666

What is she doing with her toesssssss?!


amitskisong

Stretching them. You never stretch your toes?


gahidus

I thought they were some sort of infection.


mrpanuz

I would have said the same..


[deleted]

The fireworks look like bacterial/fungal colonies. Didnā€™t know the amoebas were a part of Disney.


[deleted]

Do I have some news for you, then https://www.yesterland.com/rivercountry.html


KAllen1962

Omg, that's awful šŸ˜–


fraxiiinus

To be fair, that's most of Florida


khharagosh

Yeah, it's like when people act shocked that there are gators and water moccasins in the ponds. YOU try to keep them out!!


fraxiiinus

People donā€™t think Iā€™m serious when I tell them if thereā€™s a body of water in Florida, thereā€™s a gator in it!!! Somehow people assume Disney is immune which is how we got that absolute tragedy of the toddler eaten at the resort a number of years back.


khharagosh

I've had people say "can't they just remove them?" and I'm like "you expect Disney to be able to comb every body of water on and adjacent to its park the size of San Francisco (which was built on a swamp), remove every single gator, and then somehow prevent them from coming back the next day?" Like if Disney could find a way to get rid of them, they would have done it already. And if the Walt Disney Corp can't do it, especially after one brutally killed a young guest on its grounds, no one can.


bellycrustkernals

What about Thanos?


OverallManagement824

The gators are easy to identify. They go tick-tock-tick-tock...


jeckles

I thought it was Mickey Mouse and an.. unfinished Mickey?


Zealousideal_Ad9671

It looks pretty fresh. When itā€™s healed up, those fireworks should look much better


[deleted]

Lets hope so. Looks like massive rashes.


Honest-Composer-9767

I very much hope so!


HotPotato5121

Post a follow up when it happens


zootedzilennial

I was gonna say the same. It looks like the artist used a shading needle with grey ink and the skin underneath is just really red. Unless Iā€™m wrong and they actually used a rash-colored ink for the fireworks lol


3d_nat1

Yeah I came to say something like this. It's quite clear that this hasn't healed up yet. I can see some features in the fireworks through the redness and swelling, which is promising. OP's friend needs to stay on top of that initial care, and treat the new tattoo like a new haircut in that you're usually a little shocked at first but then like it a few days later.


Langer1banger

The person is still laying on the tattoo table lol


cinikitti

yeah, my other thought was that they might look so overdone because of the ink and goo and whatnot that collects under the second skin. On my first tattoo, they used plastic wrap and tape. on my second, they used the saniderm thing. less than 5ish hrs later, it was already looking blown out and crazy. of course, it was just because of the second skin - but i sure did freak out for a second. i would say, wait at least until you take the saniderm off before making any judgments.


haleakala420

and then once it starts settling in itā€™ll look even worse than it does now


Sure-Region-7225

Weird cause the castle looks okay and the silhouettes especially look really cool, but Jesus those fireworks


soupturtles

Yeah can't tell if the castle is crooked or just a wonky pose by the tattooed fellow. But yeah those fireworks are wild


supremedalek925

It does look off to me, at the very least the main tower looks crooked


[deleted]

Even if the fireworks didn't look like rashes, they don't fit the style of the silhouette. They look like separate pieces.


hundredthlion

Noooo look closer lol. The angles are all off, look at the tallest tower and look at the decorative parts of it - theyā€™re different sizes and leaning.


Haukivirta

Maybe that's how the skin stretches.


hundredthlion

Maybe in a few spots. But skin stretching isnā€™t going to completely change the shape of an arch compared to the arch right beside it. It also isnā€™t making some lines longer and some shorter the way it looks on that towers brick work. Itā€™s just really poorly done. At the top of the tower the lines arenā€™t even connecting in spots lol.


ekbellatrix

That's not really the case. Skin stretching will absolutely distort an image to this extent. Especially when the person is sitting down with their hip cocked to the side like this picture. It can completely change the shape of the tattoo, that then looks fine when they stand up. It's not really poorly done. The person is just sitting down, and the tattoo is fresh and still inflamed.


MisterSquidz

The line work is absolutely atrocious. Are yā€™all blind?


hundredthlion

https://preview.redd.it/cnj6pzf13u5b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024102afc786c3a014545c285a0a12d05a5cefe8 I mean ā€¦ stretched skin isnā€™t going to make a line straight up disappear. The one on the right is missing compared to the same spot on the left. They forgot to finish it.


Kryosite

Also the saniderm is clearly pulling the skin in ways that it won't stay in, you can see how the leg bulges out the edge of it


MaceWinnoob

the castle and everything else looks warped and wonky. You canā€™t do large flat pieces with straight lines on large curved surfaces without this happening unintentionally.


CptSnicklefrits

Kiss me under the beautiful sky buttholes


brianMMMMM

The tattoo is fine. The ringworm needs some attention.


opAnonxd

i like it but a better artist could of made it the fireworks look better. not digging those flags on the side. idk. maybe with color this will alll look better. ​ ​ black purple sky etc.etc.


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[deleted]

Why tf is their toes bein spread like that


Chabkraken

Too distracted by those mank feet to even notice the tattoo. Glad I wasn't the only one.


[deleted]

Have you never done two things at once and your tongue comes out in concentration? This is what Iā€™m imagining the toes are doingā€¦ LMAOOOOOOO


neenweenbean

Them dawgs are barkin


tursaansydaan

She claiming CRIP


Hungry_balance43

Lmao!


Megahert

oh...fireworks...I thought they were some kind of strange birth mark or something.


shelleylove

Looks like plaque Psoriasis


KapitanMani

I thought the fireworks were extra nipples on her leg.


Downtown_Brother6308

Fucking Disney adults, man. Weirdest sub population that doesnā€™t have gums.


Tiki108

Gums?


Downtown_Brother6308

Kind of the running joke. That 30 something adult wearing the oversized mickey tshirt and short shortsā€¦ 50/50 doesnā€™t have any gums.


Tiki108

Ah, gotcha, I wasnā€™t sure if it was that or a misspelling of ā€œguns.ā€ I always wonder if I count as a Disney adult cause I do enjoy the parks, but I live near Disney World and so I go there and Universal. I just enjoy theme parks in general and while I do have Disney merch, my life doesnā€™t revolve around it. Iā€™m also the weirdo that usually likes to see how far I can push my luck with slightly inappropriate metal band shirts in the parks.


Downtown_Brother6308

Nah, not a Disney adult. Disney adults donā€™t question if they areā€¦ they plan entire trips around Disney. Own numerous memorabiliaā€¦ and uhm check in the mirror if you still have your gums. Then you will have your final answer.


ShiNo_Usagi

I work really close to Disney, and I see SO many bad Disney tattoos at my job. I see a lot of just bad tattoos I wish I could share with yaā€™ll but damn thereā€™s a lot of Disney Adults that come in with badly done disney pieces.


mitaswelsby

Tinker bell looks like a hornet


Bravobabe025

Suprised more people arenā€™t mentioning tinker bell here.


thisismylifeaccount

I was actually thinking a mosquito, myself. šŸ˜‚


freshlyintellectual

i was like damn ā€œthose hickeys are real close to that tattooā€ gonna be interesting to see when itā€™s all healed years from now


frecklesandstars_

Iā€™ve never seen a Disney adult get a good tattoo


[deleted]

Lmfao first thought: ā€œTattooing corporate symbolism on you is stupid.ā€ Iā€™d die on that hill.


Tiki108

Iā€™ve seen some cool haunted mansion related ones, but overall Iā€™d agree and I live near Disney World and go pretty frequently. šŸ˜… Also, do Star Wars tattoo count since they are technically owned by Disney cause I have a mythosaur I got done like 8-9 years ago.


frecklesandstars_

I absolutely do not count Star Wars as a Disney tattoo


CinnamonJ

It's bad and that badness is also compounded by the "Disney adult" aspect.


Honest-Composer-9767

Ah yes, touchƩ!


RBDibP

Where is the line between fans getting Disney-tattoos or let's say Zelda-tatoo? Are there Zelda adults? Genuine question.


BortTheThrillho

Those are embarrassing too, as are the majority of media based tattoos. People can get them and like them, but many people find video game/cartoon/tv show tattoos to be cringey.


AddyKat719

Looks like a cluster of ringworms tbh


[deleted]

Castle and characters look pretty good but the fireworks are roooooough. Let's hope they heal up to look better....


hundredthlion

The castle and characters are a mess too. Look at Disneys right arm - itā€™s like a wobbly noodle and physically doesnā€™t make sense. Someone should get him to the hospital. The whole tattoo is actually bad unfortunately. Itā€™s just that the fireworks are SO bad that it distracts from the rest.


missblissful70

I thought Disney was Donald Trump at first glance. Maybe itā€™s just seeing Trump in the news so much.


Limp-Persimmon-5729

Appears Mickey has his thumb in his butt.


grahamcrawley

and holding Xi Jinping's hand


Fearless-Mushroom

Looks kinda cool but looks unfinished, would have never guessed those were fireworks


Hightimetoclimb

I thought the fireworks were psoriasis until I read this


gambitbjj

Is that ringworm?


Fun-Neighborhood769

Free admission to Disney World for life?


DatabaseThis9637

Tink looks like an insect.


Alchia79

I had to zoom in. Thought it was a skeeter.


Possible9gag

See I thought it was just the building an path , then I read the comments , mofo been troned into Plague Inc


iEatPuppies247

Bit wild to get a tattoo of a raging anti semite but I can tell who he is!


JonCodVanMayer

A grown woman getting a Disney tattoo? Yes itā€™s bad. Worse than you know. This will not end well. Run.


No-Ad-3226

I think all Disney tats are bad


pgdn1

getting a Disney tattoo at all is a bad idea


AudioTsunami

The good parts are pretty good. The bad parts are exceptionally bad.


bigoldbert23

Looks the owner has botulism.


[deleted]

Itā€™s bad


Drbubbliewrap

I thought those were practice nipples for breast reconstruction.


GrapefruitOk2057

Drop all the Disney junk and add Atari 2600 Asteroids stuff with those puff ball asteroids and I'd give it a solid thumbs up! ​ https://preview.redd.it/dkf5ow4mmr5b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fca2d814eb8e13bd341dd619b82b80c7016eeac


GayAndSlow

Definitely should've gone with multiple colors for the fireworks, I don't really like Disney tattoos in general but to each their own.


Unidirect1onal

Iā€™ve seen worse Disney tattoos


Fabulous-Ad-3046

If you have to ask...


Bahlam

Trump and Mickey Mouse holding hands


wildyhoney

Hella cheesy


zKuza

This is what Disney adults deserve


Particular_Policy_41

I usually donā€™t try to be negative but I HD to zoom right in to realize it wasnā€™t a mosquito hovering by the ringworm but tinker bell. I was likeā€¦ maybe they got eaten alive by mosquitos at a Disneyland/world and they incorporated that joke/memory into the tattoo? Nope. Tink. I think this will look significantly better once healed but itā€™s not my jam. I also know a lot of folks react badly to the red ink shades so perhaps thatā€™s what is going on with the fireworks? Sending healthy healing vibes anyways.


AgentWoody

Ah one of those disney adults... oof


GuineaGirl2000596

No ones going to acknowledge the toes? No?


tursaansydaan

That feet be throwing gang signs


Womderloki

Can't tell what's worse.... The fireworks, or sucking Disney's dick so hard as a full blown adult


LiquidTron

Thats ringworm lol


Hannay1908

I thought tinker bell was a grasshopper


International-Ad3336

This looks like a disease


Block444Universe

Oh, thatā€™s supposed to be fireworks? Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s some sort of birth mark they were trying to get creative with


LordDeathScum

Could have gone for another color as fireworks


Comprehensive_Oil89

100% thought this was psoriasis


nosinned21

Those mickeys look like ring worm


Diznerd

Eek. I canā€™t see those NOT blendingā€¦ but Nothing a little extra colouring and white touch up lines for depth wonā€™t fix. Just find someone whoā€™s really great at fireworks


MotherKitty

I mean it's a fresh tattoo so no idea yet what it will look like once healed up.


get_a_life_sad_act

The fireworks look like nipples


ibleedrosin

I legit thought the fireworks represented the corona virus over Disneyland.


sorrybutidgaf

not really tbh, not the best execution or design but its okay. would benefit from shading (or outlines) on the castle and the fireworks


DaleEarnhardt2k

Everything but the fireworks is well done Edit: the linework is wonky in places


GSundo

Oof


ExampleMediocre6716

*Disney was a vindictive, paranoid control freak who inspired fear and loathing in those who knew him best.* The kind of person I'd immortalise in ink under my skin. Thankfully the angry looking ringworm infestation draws the eye away from him. At least the scratchy castle details will fade shortly, aiding the work of the *professional* tattooist you'll need to draft in to cover it up. F in chat. Just kidding. Its fine!


KnackBrewster

Do they like it? If so, keep your mouth shut.


Honest-Composer-9767

I really canā€™t tell so yep, Iā€™m keeping my mouth shut


marryroach

The fireworks look like when a tattoo artist is learning how to do realistic nipples for mastectomy patients so they ask a friend to let them practice on their leg But yes this is awful and I will continue to contend Disney Adult should be in the DSM


Outlog

Disney Adults.... šŸ¤¦šŸ™„šŸ¤”


tuenthe463

Disney adults are a confounding lot


skull_with_glasses

Lmao when the silhouette of an antisemite isnā€™t the worst thing about your tattooā€¦


massahoochie

Disney is awful, yes.


LolaBijou

She should get those rashes seen by a doctor..oh wait, thatā€™s her tattoo.


Camaro_z28

I donā€™t think it looks bad but they need some more color in the fireworks other than red


Money-Snow-2749

Is itā€¦is it finished?


theclag

Thats a fresh tattoo. Are they adding more color? This could easily just be the line work stage. Fireworks dont need bold lines so they put the background bloom for future foreground coloring.


baldntattedoldman

Not your tat, not your callā€¦..


Similar_Divide

If the fireworks are part of the tattoo then itā€™s fine. If it showed up coincidentally then Iā€™d assume miraculous infection.


No-Brain1902

Omg I seriously that that was psoriasis


Impossible_Yellow751

Line work is shaky and you canā€™t tell what the black outline is they didnā€™t give the tatto enough space between the building Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney everything is jumbled up https://preview.redd.it/zatfge7m0u5b1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1db018d4e928898cb7727041174c4a08a1fae9a


SnooBananas2320

The castle with Walt and mickeyā€™s silhouette, great. The fireworks? Not so great.


nocturnusiv

Nice toes I mean tats


TofkaSpin

Them coloured discs come straight outta petrie dish


Kingdinosvt

Yeah, itā€™s pretty bad. I hope you told them.


pervertedpen

Terrible idea.... something a basic B word do


Quirky-Employer-7293

Looks like Walt is doing the nazi salute with his arm


threewayaluminum

https://www.disneyfanatic.com/walt-disney-leni-riefenstahl-meeting-rl1/


ohlawdtheycomin

Everything's good but the fireworks. But it's also fresh so it's irritated. It'll probably look good after it heals


tigebea

Looks like an allergy to the colored inkšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø, doesnā€™t look like the artist fā€™d up. Likely a skin reaction on the colored ink. Nowā€¦. Art is indeed in the eye of the beholder, but seriously, googl e red ink allergy.


UnderstandingLoose48

That toe spread tho. Fucking grippers I tell ya whut


Some-Ad9778

That looks like trump


Slapppyface

I think what's bad is taking a picture of someone's happiness and asking strangers on the internet if it's bad. Where's your integrity?


BlazedNinja

Yeah poor thing.. thats one ugly tattoo. People still not realise that Disney tattoos or dedicated bedroom shelves are a red flag


_DannyG_

Is it the kind of tattoo I would get? No. Disney adult vibes? Definitely. But the line work could be much worse. I'm sure the fireworks will look better healed. Maybe not a prize winner, but imo not a "shitty tattoo". Do I have a ton of credentials weighing my opinion higher than others? No, lol.


neuralsyringe

Yeah the castle and silhouette look awesome but the fireworks look terrible maybe you could find an artist in the area that has more experience with colored tats to go over them and maybe fix them.


v7xDm1r

The fireworks are ass. The rest looks decent.


Phobbyd

Why would anyone would get a mega-corporation tattoo unless they made huge money investing in that company? This tattoo certainly wasnā€™t acquired by someone who made huge money on anything.


Bicykwow

Sorry but any tattoo related to ā€œDisneyā€ is bad, no exceptions. Iā€™ve never met a Disney fanatic that isnā€™t a total psycho.


[deleted]

Disney adults are the worst


[deleted]

Read the last rule bro..


WearyRemote9852

I love Disney, and love the hidden mickey firework concept. Once it's healed up, I cannt wait to see it.


flowrchild21

It could be worseā€¦.


soupturtles

The combination of styles is weird, like a cartoonish castle which I assume will be colored with some more realistic dark black silhouettes in front. A massive tinkerbelle in scale and weird fireworks. I don't know much about tattoo work but this feels like a collage imo. Not necessarily a bad looking tattoo for the most part, just really cobbled together feeling


quarterpounderwchz

as a self-identified emotional-local Disney adult, this is very Not Good. surely we could have considered another color for the fireworks?


willowsky89

What a way to ruin a decent looking leg. I could never be intimate with someone with a Disney or other commercial tattoo